PDA

View Full Version : Not That There's Anything Wrong With That


bronco militia
01-19-2011, 05:12 PM
http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1182609904Kool_Aid3.jpg

June 23, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com obtained shocking photos of New England Patriots running back Laurence "Kool Aid" Maroney. The photo, which was taken from Laurence's Facebook page, shows the NFL running back in what appears to be a moment of passion with another man.

And apparently Laurence isn't hiding this image of him and his male friend. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that, as of yesterday, the photo was publicly available to anyone with a Facebook account.

What's also interesting are some of the quotes found on Laurence's page. We're not sure we understand them all, but then again, we're not sure we want to:

-“wash u ass”
-“bout time we got some construda in dis motha[F WORD]”
-“u begul [S WORD]-ting”
-“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the [S WORD].”

http://www.mediatakeout.com/7475/shocker_nfl_star_running_back_photod_kissing_a_man .html

crush17
01-19-2011, 05:19 PM
wat?

OBF1
01-19-2011, 05:26 PM
ahhhhh please............

schaaf
01-19-2011, 05:31 PM
those quotes are disturbing

schaaf
01-19-2011, 05:33 PM
makes sense though... he lives in boston.

NUB
01-19-2011, 05:34 PM
dem qwotes

OABB
01-19-2011, 05:35 PM
Did josina write the quotes?

Hamrob
01-19-2011, 05:37 PM
Holy crap....is that for real??

Have we cut ties to the macaroni man yet?

Agamemnon
01-19-2011, 05:37 PM
-“wash u ass”
-“bout time we got some construda in dis motha[F WORD]”
-“u begul [S WORD]-ting”
-“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the [S WORD].”


I'm so glad I have no idea what most of this means...

Chris
01-19-2011, 05:45 PM
Chase the cheese!

http://www.londonderrynh.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/20091013_mac_cheese_run-300x293.gif

vancejohnson82
01-19-2011, 05:45 PM
I'm so glad I have no idea what most of this means...

i thought I had a pretty good "ear for the streets" because of who some of my friends are and the music I listen to

but these quotes might as well be in a different language

schaaf
01-19-2011, 05:46 PM
-“u begul [S WORD]-ting”


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sTvmlAjzPoQ/TAGtRKKxRsI/AAAAAAAAJ_M/RI72we4ZgvA/s1600/Encore%E2%80%99s+Rerun+of+Roirdan.jpg

this must be what he means

NUB
01-19-2011, 05:49 PM
That dog is so construda.

Los Broncos
01-19-2011, 05:58 PM
No wonder he has pigtails, it makes sense now.

El Minion
01-19-2011, 06:02 PM
Is this "on the down low" code speak?

Ratboy
01-19-2011, 06:06 PM
He's talking about getting ****ed in the ass.

AZorange1
01-19-2011, 06:06 PM
I just had to click on this post while waiting for my hamburger and now I'm not feeling good. By the way, anyone seen my Begul? Her name is Construda?

McDman
01-19-2011, 06:07 PM
I wonder if Blart has hit it?

schaaf
01-19-2011, 06:10 PM
scouts have noted that he runs strong over the A gap.

bronco militia
01-19-2011, 06:14 PM
dammit...I thought one of you might have figured out the quotes by now

vancejohnson82
01-19-2011, 06:15 PM
scouts have noted that he runs strong over the A gap.

he also likes running out of an I-formation with very long snap counts

broncocalijohn
01-19-2011, 06:16 PM
Didnt Chris Young have quotes on his fb page or his fiance's FB page? He betta watch out as we know how that turned out.

El Minion
01-19-2011, 06:17 PM
Maybe it is optical illusion like this pic, when you see it you will know

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shadow-dong.jpg

McDman
01-19-2011, 06:21 PM
dammit...I thought one of you might have figured out the quotes by now

Well, what does it mean?



And who's Chris Young?

extralife
01-19-2011, 06:21 PM
things will be interesting if he comes out of the closet

of course, if this thread is any indication, things will also get really stupid.

strafen
01-19-2011, 06:21 PM
No wonder he has pigtails, it makes sense now.

Bwahaha!!! ROFL! LOL

baja
01-19-2011, 06:22 PM
Bigger Faster Stronger

Gutless Drunk
01-19-2011, 06:23 PM
Smarter?

baja
01-19-2011, 06:32 PM
Smarter?


Team first.

Mjolnir
01-19-2011, 06:39 PM
How would you like to be a Broncos player about now.



Good game guys, good game. O.K. everybody, let's hit the showers.

txtebow
01-19-2011, 06:40 PM
He ran like a pu$$y so why the surprise?

Taco John
01-19-2011, 06:52 PM
Construda up in dis bizzo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=construda)

Taco John
01-19-2011, 06:54 PM
I don't care if he's gay. I just think he's bad at football.

schaaf
01-19-2011, 06:56 PM
From Urban Dictionary:

You're going to have to ask Lawrence Maroney. Nobody else freaking knows.

The dictionary can't even explain it haha

Cmac821
01-19-2011, 07:02 PM
Maybe it is optical illusion like this pic, when you see it you will know

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shadow-dong.jpg

LMAO, didn't get it untill I read the second comment.

strafen
01-19-2011, 07:06 PM
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Yes there is... ROFL!

cutthemdown
01-19-2011, 07:30 PM
If you can understand that go work for the FBI deciphiring drug dealers phone calls.

I heard that cheese on the street means whatever drug you are pushing, but I think it also can mean money, or power, or pull.

Not sure though. I suck at English and am even worst in jive. That's really what it is, new age jive. "****a don't want no help, ****a don't get no help."

baja
01-19-2011, 07:47 PM
If you can understand that go work for the FBI deciphiring drug dealers phone calls.

I heard that cheese on the street means whatever drug you are pushing, but I think it also can mean money, or power, or pull.

Not sure though. I suck at English and am even worst in jive. That's really what it is, new age jive. "****a don't want no help, ****a don't get no help."

It's going to be very ugly when the lights go out in America.

broncocalijohn
01-19-2011, 08:59 PM
Construda up in dis bizzo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=construda)

There must be a board like ours because the definitions are rolling in and it is all on Maroney.

Hamrob
01-19-2011, 09:26 PM
LMAO, didn't get it untill I read the second comment.Holy ****..I hadn't noticed that. I wish I didn't read your post!

broncocalijohn
01-19-2011, 09:37 PM
Maybe it is optical illusion like this pic, when you see it you will know

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shadow-dong.jpg

I guess Maroney would hit it ...before Spider does.

Ratboy
01-19-2011, 11:17 PM
If you can understand that go work for the FBI deciphiring drug dealers phone calls.

I heard that cheese on the street means whatever drug you are pushing, but I think it also can mean money, or power, or pull.

Not sure though. I suck at English and am even worst in jive. That's really what it is, new age jive. "****a don't want no help, ****a don't get no help."

Better than me. I thought he was talking about fumunda cheese (you have to know this).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fumunda%20cheese

Mr.Meanie
01-20-2011, 10:08 AM
Construda up in dis bizzo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=construda)

6. construda

When a man kisses another mans neck and causes him to orgasm.

Give me a Construda - Laurence Maroney


:rofl:

oubronco
01-20-2011, 10:12 AM
Maybe it is optical illusion like this pic, when you see it you will know

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shadow-dong.jpg

Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

bronco militia
01-20-2011, 10:21 AM
There must be a board like ours because the definitions are rolling in and it is all on Maroney.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/01/34113.html#comments

jhns
01-20-2011, 10:47 AM
Are you guys implying that it isn't normal to kiss your male friends? How do you practice your technique? How do you make sure they know you appreciate them?

I think you are the weird ones.

DenverBroncosJM
01-22-2011, 09:09 AM
The dancing in the backfield makes perfect sense now