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Rohirrim
01-19-2011, 09:44 AM
Poor kid. Now they won't let him transfer to LaSalle. I don't get it. They don't have sex at LaSalle? I guess not in the parks, eh? Where are a couple of love-struck kids to go? Anyway, the really important thing to note in this story is the player's name: Christian Standhardinger.

You got to be ****tin me? Ha!

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_17136815

Los Broncos
01-19-2011, 09:53 AM
I remember sex in the park, ah to be young and in love.

Evenrude
01-19-2011, 10:42 AM
I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

vancejohnson82
01-19-2011, 10:47 AM
it's an arrest....just like public disorderliness...I think that's fair

Kid A
01-19-2011, 10:53 AM
I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

Hard to blame him for thinking he'd get away with it. Nebraska basketball players are used to nobody ever watching them.

FantomForce
01-19-2011, 11:32 AM
Hard to blame him for thinking he'd get away with it. Nebraska basketball players are used to nobody ever watching them.

yeah but they never score, supposedly

Pontius Pirate
01-19-2011, 12:38 PM
The Denver Bronco's Criminal Association approves of this Husker

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/01/thumb160x_laurence_maroney_mugshot.jpg

UberBroncoMan
01-19-2011, 12:47 PM
I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

He was probably wearing your shirt too.

Rohirrim
01-19-2011, 12:49 PM
The kid is 6'8". The cop heard noises and probably thought he had cornered Sasquatch.

DomCasual
01-19-2011, 12:56 PM
The kid is 6'8". The cop heard noises and probably thought he had cornered Sasquatch.

Plus, based on the kid's name, my guess is that they were doing it vertical, against a tree. It's a lot harder to keep your dinger hidden when you're standing.

Bronco Vixen
01-19-2011, 05:12 PM
Apparently they had already concluded the act and Herr Standhardinger was sitting in the driver's seat with no pants on and his schnitzel out.

Given his cornhusker status, I find it mind-boggling that "consensual" was actually part of the equation.

broncocalijohn
01-19-2011, 05:17 PM
Dude already has his porn name ready to go.... at birth. I wonder if Midwest Melissa was the receipient of mr standhard...inger?

Archer81
01-19-2011, 05:22 PM
He got busted with a woman?

Lame.

:Broncos:

Vegas_Bronco
01-19-2011, 06:27 PM
Ich liebe ein Pferd...I.make luv to horse.

Dr. Broncenstein
01-19-2011, 06:30 PM
That's some fine police work there, Lou.