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Chris
01-07-2011, 02:00 PM
Think I'm a candidate?

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listopencil
01-07-2011, 02:10 PM
Fix your damn computer, genius.

OBF1
01-07-2011, 02:12 PM
I see someone with zero people skills and not much else going on. State politics is a real option for you.

epicSocialism4tw
01-07-2011, 02:12 PM
That application would get you fired even if you were unemployed.

listopencil
01-07-2011, 02:14 PM
I just saw on ESPN.com where the Broncos are bringing this guy in for an interview.

epicSocialism4tw
01-07-2011, 02:16 PM
I just saw on ESPN.com where the Broncos are bringing this guy in for an interview.

Bowlen does have an affinity for geniuses.

DomCasual
01-07-2011, 02:16 PM
Wow - Josh McDaniels is willing to work for less than a thousand a month?

OBF1
01-07-2011, 02:17 PM
The local kwiki mart is hiring... Maybe just maybe

Beantown Bronco
01-07-2011, 02:37 PM
I see someone with zero people skills and not much else going on. State politics is a real option for you.

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vancejohnson82
01-07-2011, 03:01 PM
"young women LOOOVE me"

Chris
01-07-2011, 03:06 PM
"young women LOOOVE me"

It's a problem.

Rohirrim
01-07-2011, 03:10 PM
That's sad. He's obviously mentally ill.

Chris
01-07-2011, 03:24 PM
That's sad. He's obviously mentally ill.

Stay out of this Nucky.

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Agamemnon
01-07-2011, 03:50 PM
"I look good. That's a problem." Hilarious!

Taco John
01-07-2011, 03:57 PM
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ak1971
01-07-2011, 05:39 PM
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Thank you for your letter of January 1st. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position at your firm.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your firm's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your firm this February.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants

Vegas_Bronco
01-07-2011, 06:20 PM
Id hire all these guys part time if I had a lot of your phone numbers.