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epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 05:31 PM
Okay, here I am...the Monday Morning GM to solve all of the Broncos' problems. Are you listening, Xanders? Good. Here we go.

This, after all, is the first offseason post-Watermock. If this offseason had a branding, we could officially call it The Watermock Denver Broncos Offseason. So, in honor of our fallen brother, we offer forth a trade that satisfies both of his interests. The vaunted Hornheads and the Broncos converge in a wood, taking the only road to travel.

The Hornheads have talent all over the place. Their cup runneth over. Except for at quarterback, where the Legendary Boyish Drug-Addicted Crying Penis Picture Hookup Hero has left behind him an 1864 Atlanta. With the old sprite on his way to the television studio (as if we havent had enough already), the Vikes need a calming and steady veteran to fill the void. Sidney Rice is going to need balls in his hands on the football field in the national football league where football players make football plays with the football. Adrian Peterson will need a buddy to make sure that opposing defenses dont put 11 players in the box anymore. That buddy is Kyle Orton. Orton can dink and dunk his way to respectability in purple...even though our masculine culture frowns on men wearing purple.

Denver trades Kyle Orton and a second round pick for Kevin Williams and the Vikes' second round pick.

Everybody's happy. Harmony all across the universe. Unicorns jumping over rainbows.

RhymesayersDU
01-04-2011, 05:32 PM
I thought this trade would involve Tim Tebow and the #2 pick for Andrew Luck.

I am truly shocked it was not.

kdissette
01-04-2011, 05:34 PM
well sidney rice is a free agent and would be surprised if he resigned....and no way kevin williams gets traded...they already are losing ray edwards, and pat williams will prolly retire and is ancient. If we did trade him there i would like to see us pickup a quality o lineman or a LB....p.s. chad greenway is a FA too

kdissette
01-04-2011, 05:36 PM
i see us trading with the niners...perfect fit for orton, and we could get a 2nd rd pick and maybe isaac sopuaga in return

baja
01-04-2011, 05:36 PM
Don't know about that particular trade but the Vikes would do well to acquire Orton, it would be a great fit.

schaaf
01-04-2011, 05:38 PM
i would love for the broncos to try and get 3-4 starters through free agency this offseason

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 05:41 PM
i would love for the broncos to try and get 3-4 starters through free agency this offseason

If the Broncos' FO focus on adding some real solid vets to the defense, particularly on the D-line, linebacker, and safety...this team could surprise some people next year.

There's alot of young talent waiting to step up. A monster defense would allow that type of young offense to develop over the year while still winning games. Its what the Ravens and Steelers have done. Its what the Pats did with Brady.

Pony Boy
01-04-2011, 05:53 PM
I see Ryan Mallet in a Vikings uniform

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 05:54 PM
I see Ryan Mallet in a Vikings uniform

They'll need an Orton until he "develops". Ha!

McDman
01-04-2011, 06:06 PM
The Vikings have something like 16 free agents, most of whom are decent players. It's hard to imagine they'll sign them just to trade them away.

Pony Boy
01-04-2011, 06:12 PM
I think Orton to Arizona is a great fit.

WABronco
01-04-2011, 06:20 PM
At least there's no shortage of teams with ****ty QB situations. There's one positive.

baja
01-04-2011, 06:22 PM
I think Orton to Arizona is a great fit.

The 49er's work too.

So That's Arizona, Minnesota and SF bidding on him - could be good for us.

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 06:22 PM
The 49er's work too.

So That's Arizona, Minnesota and SF bidding on him - could be good for us.

Throw Miami in there too.

It could help that Orton already has a very good repoir with Marshall.

baja
01-04-2011, 06:23 PM
Course the new coaching staff may want to keep Orton

baja
01-04-2011, 06:28 PM
Throw Miami in there too.

It could help that Orton already has a very good repoir with Marshall.

Ya so that is 4 teams that would be interested in Orton. We have Josh McD to thank for that

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 06:29 PM
Ya so that is 4 teams that would be interested in Orton. We have Josh McD to thank for that

Well, he left us Tebow too. Unfortunately he left us Quinn as well, but I'll take 2 out of 3.

baja
01-04-2011, 08:10 PM
Well, he left us Tebow too. Unfortunately he left us Quinn as well, but I'll take 2 out of 3.

Actually Quinn is still an unknown

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 08:11 PM
Actually Quinn is still an unknown

You're right. Nobody knows whether he's a metrosexual or a homosexual.

Jetmeck
01-04-2011, 08:14 PM
Ya so that is 4 teams that would be interested in Orton. We have Josh McD to thank for that

Idiot, our team is a smoking pile of crap. We have to thank Josh MCd for that also................

Likwid Kerruj
01-04-2011, 08:14 PM
Actually Quinn is still an unknown

Correct.

It's unknown how he has an NFL roster spot.

Requiem
01-04-2011, 08:23 PM
Stupid thread.

Kevin Williams is one of the premier DT in the NFL. You expect him to fit into a 3-4 how?

Orton and a second for Williams and a second is not fair value. Not at all.

cmhargrove
01-04-2011, 08:25 PM
This conversation could get a lot more interesting if McD lands an OC job somewhere. If he passes on Orton, it might be hard to unload him for very much value.

baja
01-04-2011, 08:29 PM
Idiot, our team is a smoking pile of crap. We have to thank Josh MCd for that also................


Have trouble giving credit where credit is due?

Things are all bad or all good with you?

You're a real nimble thinker, I can tell....

Requiem
01-04-2011, 08:32 PM
Jetmeck hittin' the heroin.

baja
01-04-2011, 08:33 PM
This conversation could get a lot more interesting if McD lands an OC job somewhere. If he passes on Orton, it might be hard to unload him for very much value.

LOL good point.

Josh sets up Orton for a nice trade, gets fired from the Broncos and by his actions with his new team he shows it was a ruse all along. That would be poetic.

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 08:34 PM
LOL good point.

Josh sets up Orton for a nice trade, gets fired from the Broncos and by his actions with his new team he shows it was a ruse all along. That would be poetic.

I think that you misspelled "pathetic".

baja
01-04-2011, 08:35 PM
I think that you misspelled "pathetic".

LOL good one

No, "Poetic".

tsiguy96
01-04-2011, 08:49 PM
isnt kevin williams like 35 years old? or is that pat? or both?

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 08:52 PM
isnt kevin williams like 35 years old? or is that pat? or both?

Pat's the old one.

broncswin
01-04-2011, 08:59 PM
I see the Hawks pulling off a trade with us for orton...I think even they know craphurst isn't gonna pan out

Tombstone RJ
01-04-2011, 09:18 PM
orton to SF for their 3rd would be nice

Hamrob
01-04-2011, 09:40 PM
Anyone who thinks that we will get a 2nd for Orton is smoking crack!

We would be walking on water to get a 3rd and a 4th/5th is more realistic. You trade a 2nd for a guy you see starting for more than 1yr.

Orton will be gone regarless. There is zero chance that this team will pay Kyle Orton $8m to start next year. So, whoever thinks the new coach might want to retain Orton is WRONG.

Dagmar
01-04-2011, 09:42 PM
Anyone who thinks that we will get a 2nd for Orton is smoking crack!

We would be walking on water to get a 3rd and a 4th/5th is more realistic. You trade a 2nd for a guy you see starting for more than 1yr.

Orton will be gone regarless. There is zero chance that this team will pay Kyle Orton $8m to start next year. So, whoever thinks the new coach might want to retain Orton is WRONG.

Charlie Whitehurst.

cutthemdown
01-04-2011, 09:42 PM
I'd like to trade Orton to the Cards for there 2nd rounder.

Dagmar
01-04-2011, 09:46 PM
I'd like to trade Orton to the Cards for there 2nd rounder.

The thing is in threads like this, we discuss a NUMBER of teams that could use him, from San Fran to the Vikings, the Cards, Buffalo, Miami... There won't be a heated bidding war but I think there'll be more than one offer.

cutthemdown
01-04-2011, 10:59 PM
The thing is in threads like this, we discuss a NUMBER of teams that could use him, from San Fran to the Vikings, the Cards, Buffalo, Miami... There won't be a heated bidding war but I think there'll be more than one offer.

Well cards in a good spot to move up for a QB also. Still a pretty high pick we could maybe deal with them if they were so inclined. How about we flip flop picks, they get Orton, We get Larry Fitz :) LOL!!

cutthemdown
01-04-2011, 11:01 PM
Dagmar I agree though there are a few teams Orton would make sense for. I think Ariz where they have Skelton who is raw and young, and another young QB that got hurt right? You cut Anderson and bring Orton in to compete.

Or Minny where I guess he would step in as starter and try to go to playoffs right away.

Or Miami where he could reunite with Marshall

Or Washington? LOL never know.

cutthemdown
01-04-2011, 11:03 PM
Anyone who thinks that we will get a 2nd for Orton is smoking crack!

We would be walking on water to get a 3rd and a 4th/5th is more realistic. You trade a 2nd for a guy you see starting for more than 1yr.

Orton will be gone regarless. There is zero chance that this team will pay Kyle Orton $8m to start next year. So, whoever thinks the new coach might want to retain Orton is WRONG.

Well historically any QB that can start games for you is worth something. Orton a proven starter so I think he would be worth a 2nd. QBS have a high value. I think he is easily worth a 3rd rounder. I mean even if your the colts etc etc and all you want is a bkup it could be worth a 3rd.