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VacationDoggy4
01-03-2011, 11:04 PM
I am thrilled to be one of the brand new participants with your community, and i hope I'm going to uncover enough time and energy to remain around.

RhymesayersDU
01-03-2011, 11:05 PM
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Eldorado
01-03-2011, 11:06 PM
Josh?!

PRBronco
01-03-2011, 11:13 PM
Welcome! ^5 I hope you're not a troll in disguise :(

Steve Sewell
01-03-2011, 11:15 PM
I am thrilled to be one of the brand new participants with your community, and i hope I'm going to uncover enough time and energy to remain around.

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Archer81
01-03-2011, 11:28 PM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:

schaaf
01-03-2011, 11:33 PM
you like fishsticks?

strafen
01-03-2011, 11:34 PM
Lol. It can be rough around here. ROFL!

Welcome aboard! :wave:

OBF1
01-03-2011, 11:37 PM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:

#6 is a dead give away.... ROFL!

schaaf
01-03-2011, 11:40 PM
what CANT you do with an inflatable lobster??

Archer81
01-03-2011, 11:44 PM
what CANT you do with an inflatable lobster??


Marry it or take it across state lines.


:Broncos:

Los Broncos
01-03-2011, 11:46 PM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:

Awesome list LOL, welcome to the board noob.

schaaf
01-04-2011, 12:00 AM
I do believe with the newest legislative session California has legalized the marriage of humans and inflatable lobsters.

Don't have a link for the information

Archer81
01-04-2011, 12:04 AM
I do believe with the newest legislative session California has legalized the marriage of humans and inflatable lobsters.

Don't have a link for the information


What good would that do? Most inflatable lobsters reside in the gulf coast, and california is so far away for those poor lil fellas.

I am sure its a civil rights issue.

:Broncos:

epicSocialism4tw
01-04-2011, 12:19 AM
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?

What reference is this?

13. Have known a gay fish

I must have missed this one too. What the heck?

Archer81
01-04-2011, 12:25 AM
What reference is this?


I must have missed this one too. What the heck?


The first is a reference to BroncoWarrior and the epic slaughtering he withstood before he deleted the thread.

The gayfish is a reference to a South Park episode involving Kanye and a fishsticks joke.

:Broncos:

OABB
01-04-2011, 12:25 AM
Do you put fish sticks in your mouth?

broncocalijohn
01-04-2011, 12:26 AM
When you say "completely new" to the Mane, that smells like a banned member of the mane instead. We are a 4 win team but seems we have a ton of newbies in Dec/January. We will be watching you closely. But, welcome (back)!

I do believe with the newest legislative session California has legalized the marriage of humans and inflatable lobsters.

Don't have a link for the information

See, this guy member since last month and he knows about the inflatable lobster? This is an example of a possible banned poster that has been brought back or reads into posts very carefully but has no clue the history of it.

Taco John
01-04-2011, 12:29 AM
If there something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?

OABB
01-04-2011, 12:30 AM
Not rugbythugs kids.

Archer81
01-04-2011, 12:30 AM
16. Understand the need to ban Ghostbusters...especially with 3 year olds around.


:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
01-04-2011, 12:32 AM
16. Understand the need to ban Ghostbusters...especially with 3 year olds around.


:Broncos:

17. Foneco is a person and is more powerful than Chuck Norris or Alan Foneca.

schaaf
01-04-2011, 12:34 AM
cali john i'm not a banned member, just a freshman in college from montana. I've been on the orangemane almost daily for about five years now but just now created an account.

I attempted to make an account in the last five years but I was never able to post replies or start new threads.

Archer81
01-04-2011, 12:36 AM
17. Foneco is a person and is more powerful than Chuck Norris or Alan Foneca.

Faneca?

18. Tim Tebow and God once had a staring contest. No one is sure who won, but whoever lost kicked off the big bang.
19. Tim Tebow visited the Virgin Islands, when he left they were still the Virgin Islands. He respected their commitment to abstinence.


:Broncos:

Rock Chalk
01-04-2011, 09:22 AM
Ha on a KU message board I saw this same exact post from a "new member" there too.

Its a trap.

Kaylore
01-04-2011, 09:23 AM
Rock Chalk is our resident Xenophobe.

bronco militia
01-04-2011, 09:23 AM
yeah, I smell an impostor

Rascal
01-04-2011, 09:24 AM
Somebody kick him in the nuts.

bowtown
01-04-2011, 09:26 AM
20. Believe that all Bronocs injuries are due to Greek and lack of stretching, even though he has no power over that at all.

Kaylore
01-04-2011, 09:37 AM
21. Believe the Broncos can trade any two scrubs on their roster for any good player on another team's roster if a seventh round pick is thrown in.

Smiling Assassin27
01-04-2011, 09:42 AM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:


..and don't forget:

Brandish a weapon and badge, have an abnormal affinity for Steve Tensi, used the term 'ride the lightning' and live in the armpit of the Southwest? ROFL!

PRBronco
01-04-2011, 09:47 AM
Ha on a KU message board I saw this same exact post from a "new member" there too.

Its a trap.

Oh really? Would a "trap" need my credit card number to verify my identity because I won a free vacation??

Oh shi...

HAT
01-04-2011, 09:53 AM
22. Lamented that the fact that we could've had Reeeeed!

Miss I.
01-04-2011, 10:00 AM
well I will tell you what I was told when I started posting, "take your shirt off and prove you are a girl." or something like that....of course if you are a guy this probably doesn't make much sense, but you should probably do it anyway. ;D

Archer81
01-04-2011, 10:03 AM
well I will tell you what I was told when I started posting, "take your shirt off and prove you are a girl." or something like that....of course if you are a guy this probably doesn't make much sense, but you should probably do it anyway. ;D


I agree.


New guy, take off your shirt and show us your tits.


:Broncos:

BigPlayShay
01-04-2011, 10:10 AM
23. Been assured that Colquitt had locked it up, only to be reminded that they could bring in another punter for a look.

Miss I.
01-04-2011, 10:13 AM
I think we might be missing some rule about throat punching, gold thongs, ball bearings and midgets. ;D

Archer81
01-04-2011, 10:17 AM
24. Throat punching a midget wearing a gold thong and using ballbearings as benwa balls is a no no. If the thong is silver, go for it.



:Broncos:

Ray Finkle
01-04-2011, 10:35 AM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:

should be #1

SureShot
01-04-2011, 10:53 AM
should be #1

Agreed.

Have you ever been to meth errr menthol alley?

McDman
01-04-2011, 11:02 AM
If I could have any poster back it'd. Be Broncos Warrior hands down. The guy was a gold mine.

SureShot
01-04-2011, 11:04 AM
If I could have any poster back it'd. Be Broncos Warrior hands down. The guy was a gold mine.

I am proud to say I was his mentor.

McDman
01-04-2011, 11:06 AM
Ha on a KU message board I saw this same exact post from a "new member" there too.

Its a trap.

What kind of "trap" could it possibly be?

bowtown
01-04-2011, 11:07 AM
Mike Mayock misses him too. His material just hasn't been as good since.

baja
01-04-2011, 11:15 AM
If there something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?

Taco Busters

~Crash~
01-04-2011, 11:18 AM
After this ,One and Done.

TheReverend
01-04-2011, 11:21 AM
Marry it or take it across state lines.


:Broncos:

False :)

TheReverend
01-04-2011, 11:23 AM
25. Is a tougher, smarter, character football team built solely through extra sprints?

Smiling Assassin27
01-04-2011, 11:25 AM
I think we might be missing some rule about throat punching, gold thongs, ball bearings and midgets. ;D


C'mon guys, maybe you need a refresher course...HEY!..it's ALL ball bearings nowadays...

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SureShot
01-04-2011, 11:26 AM
(insert RB here) could break off 2,000 yds here.

TheReverend
01-04-2011, 11:27 AM
(insert RB here) could break off 2,000 yds here.

Tebow could break off 2,000 hymens here

SureShot
01-04-2011, 11:29 AM
Tebow could break off 2,000 amens here

fixed

Pony Boy
01-04-2011, 01:15 PM
Ever seen a grown man naked?


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Rohirrim
01-04-2011, 01:21 PM
Tell me...

Have you now or have you ever...
1. "Published" a paper but then went to a fan forum for editing tips?
2. Have a myspace page?
3. Enjoy 1980's butt rock?
4. Used the term tempest in the teapot?
5. Delete threads you start and get owned in?
6. Love inflatable lobsters?
7. Know Bob.
8. Enjoy the texture of a nutsack.
9. Believe Hillis is a God among men
10. Ride the Light Rail
11. Been to Myrtle Beach
12. Been fishing in Baja
13. Have known a gay fish
14. Easily offended by Tebowisms
15. Believe in the power of boob mojo

:Broncos:

What the **** is butt rock? Is that like a kidney stone?

baja
01-04-2011, 01:43 PM
I am thrilled to be one of the brand new participants with your community, and i hope I'm going to uncover enough time and energy to remain around.

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http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=90815