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Pony Boy
01-01-2011, 12:53 PM
It's that time of year when you can start over, wipe the slate clean, shake hands with your enemies and remember we are all brothers in the same fraternity.


1. I promise to get behind then new HC and give him my 100% support to help get our beloved Broncos back to the top of the NFL.

2. I promise not to use any childish names like “poopy pants” or “dicknose” to describe any of the OM members or Coaches but not to include upper management.

3. I promise not to get on the W.R.P. Forum and make fun of the liberal, unemployed, non-taxpaying, OM members that think I should pay more taxes so they can set on their collective asses and pound on the keyboard all day from their mama’s basement.

4. Last but not least, I will try to let Peyton Hills go and this will not be easy and may require baby steps……..maybe some of us could form a support group.

strafen
01-01-2011, 12:55 PM
It's that time of year when you can start over, wipe the slate clean, shake hands with your enemies and remember we are all brothers in the same fraternity.


1. I promise to get behind then new HC and give him my 100% support to help get our beloved Broncos back to the top of the NFL.

2. I promise not to use any childish names like “poopy pants” or “dicknose” to describe any of the OM members or Coaches but not to include upper management.

3. I promise not to get on the W.R.P. Forum and make fun of the liberal, unemployed, non-taxpaying, OM members that think I should pay more taxes so they can’t set on their collective asses and pound on the keyboard all day from their mama’s basement.

4. Last but not least, I will try to let Peyton Hills go and this will not be easy and may require baby steps……..maybe some of us could form a support group.

That's awesome, man! LOL

tnedator
01-01-2011, 05:22 PM
I resolve to have more patience with drunken midgets...

oubronco
01-01-2011, 05:50 PM
I resolve to lose this 10-15 pounds i've been going to lose for about 2 yrs now

Mr
01-01-2011, 06:02 PM
I promise to date my documents differently.
I promise to grow some more grey hairs.
I promise to put a few more miles on my truck.
I promise to increase my earnings by 6 percent.
I promise at least once, to say/do something that ticks off the wife.

TheReverend
01-01-2011, 06:06 PM
I'll attempt to be more friendly and patient and a little less awesome.

...but it's gonna be hard.

Dr. Broncenstein
01-01-2011, 06:12 PM
Im going to get a vasectomy come hell or high water.

Dagmar
01-01-2011, 06:52 PM
Im going to get a vasectomy come hell or high water.

Thanks.
- Humanity

TheReverend
01-01-2011, 06:59 PM
Thanks.
- Humanity

Dear Europeans,

Take a shower. Thanks.

-The United States

Dr. Broncenstein
01-01-2011, 07:02 PM
Thanks.
- Humanity

I'm going to need a scrotal support afterwards for a week or so. If I wear a hoodie and tell you I'm McDaniels, are you in?

Dagmar
01-01-2011, 07:09 PM
I'm going to need a scrotal support afterwards for a week or so. If I wear a hoodie and tell you I'm McDaniels, are you in?
Only if you hip bump me afterwards. And let me fist pump. A your hoodie is baby blue. And I can wear the throwback socks.

(you know I was kidding right, fun, jokes etc.)

strafen
01-01-2011, 07:47 PM
Dear Europeans,

Take a shower. Thanks.

-The United StatesDude, I'm almost choked on my fruit salad I was eating.
That's too freakin' funny!!! LOLROFL! Ha!ROFL!Ha!ROFL!

Requiem
01-01-2011, 07:50 PM
I just want to be much healthier. Quitting smoking is the first big step and getting a bit more exercise too. I'd like to get in better shape, although I'm not bad right now, but could do better for myself. I'd also like to be able to travel, adventure and help out my family and friends as much as they have helped me out over the past couple hard years.

Best of luck to everyone in pursuit of their goals.

TailgateNut
01-01-2011, 08:08 PM
Give up on my worst bad habits and pursue my other bad habits with more determination.

Homer Simpson
01-01-2011, 08:16 PM
Dear Europeans,

Take a shower. Thanks.

-The United States

Lol.

Hey you made the Orangemane's resident racist bigot strafen laugh. Hooray!

strafen
01-01-2011, 08:41 PM
My resolution is to not leave $32k worth of income on the table like I did this year, by being more diligent in my own efforts...
I'm fortunate most of my personal life is in check...

Archer81
01-01-2011, 10:20 PM
Hmm...resolutions.

I resolve to quit smoking at some point in the near future.
I resolve to not nail every "str8" guy who is curious...unless I am really drunk.
I resolve to never lisp, wear sparkly headbands or get my chest waxed. I feel good about this one, because it has never happened.
I resolve to remain my awesome self.
I resolve to quit gnawing my nails whenever the Broncos play.
I resolve to be nicer to my creepy fat bastard neighbor.

:Broncos:

tsiguy96
01-01-2011, 10:23 PM
read 10 pages per day pertaining to my field. easy to say ill do, but not necessarily easy to pull off.

why does fitness as a profession just suck, i wish it didnt.

epicSocialism4tw
01-01-2011, 10:47 PM
I resolve to kick TailgateNut when he's down.




























But then to build him back up with cuddly cuddle-buddy loveable Tim Tebow stuffed dolls that he can spoon with while he's lamenting the loss of his precious religion-free Broncos illusion. ;D

ghwk
01-01-2011, 10:49 PM
read 10 pages per day pertaining to my field. easy to say ill do, but not necessarily easy to pull off.

why does fitness as a profession just suck, i wish it didnt.

Because it is really really repetitive. That's why I left it 15 yrs ago. Also it pays for sh*t. That was a good reason too.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
01-02-2011, 06:47 AM
I resolve to...

1. Keep losing weight. I've dropped 20 pounds, added 10 or so of muscle, and at 31 I'm in the best shape of my life. At 32, I expect to be in better shape.
2. Continue kicking ass at work. Pony Boy will appreciate this: I was laid off, collecting unemployment, applying for 10 jobs a week and getting ZERO interviews (I had one interview in the two months I was on unemployment, and I had to fly to Seattle to attend). I took what I didn't need for living expenses and put myself through a certificate program at DU. Now I have a new career, a job in Steamboat Springs, and I'm lovin' life. All this from a "liberal, non-taxpaying" dude.
3. Propose to my girlfriend.

Cheers to 2011.

Spider
01-02-2011, 06:59 AM
I Promise to be nicer to the stupid
I promise wont punch anyone for the entire year ( gonna need alot of support on this one )
I promise to get behind the new HC of the Broncos .......
( bout the punching part , that doesnt include raider fan )
I promise to speak a little kinder to people , and be more understanding of their stupid ass views .......