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titan
12-24-2010, 05:41 PM
In the 2010 football season Josh McDaniels gave to me ...

12 Brady benchings (Quinn never saw the field)
11 rush td's from Hillis (for the Browns)
10 touchdowns from Lloyd
9 yards from Richard (as in Quinn on 1 reception)
8 Raider touchdowns (at Invesco)
7 losses past September
6 td's from Tebow
5 picks from Phonz (for the Lions)
4 games from Maroney (good trade there Josh)
3 Demaryius fumbles
2 coaches quitting (Dennison and Turner)
and 1 tape of a Niner walk through

Merry Christmas to Bronco fans everywhere, the two year McDaniels nightmare is over!

broncosteven
12-24-2010, 05:47 PM
Well done, Merry Christmas to all

Bronc62
12-24-2010, 05:58 PM
Good stuff from titan. This is actually the 2nd and (thankfully) final verse of 12 days of McD; once again Part 1...

12 days of McDaniels
As we approach December 25th we've had our ups and downs from Josh McDaniels and the Broncos in 2009. Here's what coach Josh has given us fans this season (sung to the 12 days of Christmas):

12 carries by Hillis
11 failed 4th downs
10 td's from brandon
9 new starters on defense
8 sacks in 3 weeks from Elvis (games 2-4)
7 yard punt by Berger
6 wins to start the season
5 completions by Simms
4 fumbles by Knowshon
3 td's from stokely
2 wins since the bye week
and 1 fbomb on national tv

Happy Holidays to Bronco Fans everywhere!

tsiguy96
12-24-2010, 06:00 PM
Good stuff from titan. This is actually the 2nd and (thankfully) final verse of 12 days of McD; once again Part 1...

12 days of McDaniels
As we approach December 25th we've had our ups and downs from Josh McDaniels and the Broncos in 2009. Here's what coach Josh has given us fans this season (sung to the 12 days of Christmas):

12 carries by Hillis
11 failed 4th downs
10 td's from brandon
9 new starters on defense
8 sacks in 3 weeks from Elvis (games 2-4)
7 yard punt by Berger
6 wins to start the season
5 completions by Simms
4 fumbles by Knowshon
3 td's from stokely
2 wins since the bye week
and 1 fbomb on national tv

Happy Holidays to Bronco Fans everywhere!

fully endorse this one :)

Jesterhole
12-24-2010, 06:26 PM
fully endorse this one :)

But it makes fun of your fantasy man, McDaniels You probably just didn't understand.

*WARHORSE*
12-24-2010, 06:37 PM
On the first day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

A rash.


On the second day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Two wasted time outs and a rash.

One the third day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the fourth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the fifth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the sixth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the seventh day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the eighth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Eight screenplays stopped for a loss, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the ninth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me,

Nine punts and counting, eight screenplays stopped for a loss, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the tenth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screenplays stopped for a loss, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the eleventh day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, eleven total first downs, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screenplays stopped for a loss, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

On the twelfth day of Christmas McDaniels gave to me, 12 points or less, eleven total first downs, ten men on the field, nine punts and counting, eight screenplays stopped for a loss, seven yards when we needed eight, six offensive holdings, FIVE FIRST HALF RUSHING YARDS!

Four sacks of Orton, Three plays n punting, two wasted time outs and a rash.

broncosteven
12-24-2010, 07:13 PM
Someone needs to make sure "Chuck it deep to Lloyd" makes the mCd Christmas of Fail thread.

Jesterhole
12-24-2010, 07:18 PM
The really sad part is that McFired is a great offensive coach, and could probably had done well here if given the proper support. Shouldn't have any control over players. Would have loved to see him actually worked with Cutler. Too bad he screwed that up with his terrible people skills...

titan
12-24-2010, 07:21 PM
Good stuff from titan. This is actually the 2nd and (thankfully) final verse of 12 days of McD; once again Part 1...

12 days of McDaniels
As we approach December 25th we've had our ups and downs from Josh McDaniels and the Broncos in 2009. Here's what coach Josh has given us fans this season (sung to the 12 days of Christmas):

12 carries by Hillis
11 failed 4th downs
10 td's from brandon
9 new starters on defense
8 sacks in 3 weeks from Elvis (games 2-4)
7 yard punt by Berger
6 wins to start the season
5 completions by Simms
4 fumbles by Knowshon
3 td's from stokely
2 wins since the bye week
and 1 fbomb on national tv

Happy Holidays to Bronco Fans everywhere!

Yeah that was the one I did last year. This year's is the last version for sure.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-24-2010, 09:07 PM
I think it would be awesome if someone could work in "Chuck it Deep to Lloyd" to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

zdoor
12-24-2010, 09:36 PM
I think it would be awesome if someone could work in "Chuck it Deep to Lloyd" to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Lol... You're not right...

backup qb
12-25-2010, 06:45 AM
What in the hell is the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?

tsiguy96
12-25-2010, 07:23 AM
But it makes fun of your fantasy man, McDaniels You probably just didn't understand.

no, i dont know if you are aware, but it represents the actual truth of the situation. aka not all pretty but not all awful. i know, cutler wasnt involved so you couldnt get your nightly BJ, but still.

Bigdawg26
12-25-2010, 10:05 AM
Lol awesome!

NYBronc
12-25-2010, 02:19 PM
What in the hell is the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
From Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite