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frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 03:18 PM
This is a picture of Peyton Hillis:

http://historybyday.com/photos/hillis.jpg

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This is a picture of my cat.

http://historybyday.com/photos/spyro.jpg

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Please vote.

ICON
12-24-2010, 03:30 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/2362916984_bdfc2700b9.jpg

SoCalBronco
12-24-2010, 03:40 PM
Like all things.....advantage: Hillis.

Cosmo
12-24-2010, 03:49 PM
Voted Hillis, but only because I hate cats.

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 03:55 PM
Hillis seems to be dominating. I should've used a pic of the dog.

orange crusher
12-24-2010, 03:59 PM
I'll bet Hillis can't lick his balls.

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 04:05 PM
Here's the dog, his name is Seven. I think he would've stood a better chance against Hillis. He has a Broncos collar on.

http://historybyday.com/photos/seven.jpg

SoCalBronco
12-24-2010, 04:13 PM
Here's the dog, his name is Seven. I think he would've stood a better chance against Hillis. He has a Broncos collar on.

http://historybyday.com/photos/seven.jpg

Seven is awesome and he would have made it a tougher battle.....but Hillis would have wore him down eventually.

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 04:19 PM
Seven is awesome and he would have made it a tougher battle.....but Hillis would have wore him down eventually.

I think you're right, Hillis is just unstoppable. I went with the cat because I thought there might be some mock mojo, but the dog definetly would've had a better battle, even in defeat. This one is just embarrassing. My cat shames me.

ICON
12-24-2010, 04:29 PM
Here's the dog, his name is Seven. I think he would've stood a better chance against Hillis. He has a Broncos collar on.

http://historybyday.com/photos/seven.jpgSeven +1

Broncos_OTM
12-24-2010, 04:36 PM
My dogs love to eat cats. Where is that option?

Los Broncos
12-24-2010, 04:45 PM
Nice cat, time for Hillis buttsex.

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 04:53 PM
http://historybyday.com/photos/7hillis.jpg

Now, if my dog was Peyton Hillis...

OABB
12-24-2010, 05:05 PM
http://historybyday.com/photos/7hillis.jpg

Now, if my dog was Peyton Hillis...

He'd be better at understanding The playbook.

Taco John
12-24-2010, 05:07 PM
your cat has terrible hands out of the backfield

broncosteven
12-24-2010, 05:16 PM
Here's the dog, his name is Seven. I think he would've stood a better chance against Hillis. He has a Broncos collar on.

http://historybyday.com/photos/seven.jpg

If the dog was white he would have won.

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 05:24 PM
your cat has terrible hands out of the backfield

My cat is only a 4 tool player. :clown:

broncosteven
12-24-2010, 06:15 PM
My cat is only a 4 tool player. :clown:

Does he drive after bonging and boozing cause if so he should try out for LB.

TD4HOF
12-24-2010, 06:32 PM
Trade the cat for a Christmas tree on Sunday morning. Right in line w the Broncos org.

UberBroncoMan
12-24-2010, 06:41 PM
That cat is ****ing freaky in that pic.

briane
12-24-2010, 07:31 PM
And the cat currently leads in the voting....way to go cat!

frerottenextelway
12-24-2010, 07:35 PM
And the cat currently leads in the voting....way to go cat!

What a comeback, it's a Christmas miracle! The cat was down 7-2 early on.

gunns
12-24-2010, 07:36 PM
Here's the dog, his name is Seven. I think he would've stood a better chance against Hillis. He has a Broncos collar on.

http://historybyday.com/photos/seven.jpg

That was the clincher. He's beautiful. One good bite: advantage: Seven.

Pony Boy
12-24-2010, 07:45 PM
Can the cat understand the playbook?

Popps
12-24-2010, 08:06 PM
Can the cat understand the playbook?

A source told me he's struggling to hit the littler box. He's also got a reputation for coughing up hair-balls.

Good chance it should be traded for a ferret or something.

Pick Six
12-24-2010, 10:41 PM
http://historybyday.com/photos/7hillis.jpg

Now, if my dog was Peyton Hillis...

...Michael Vick would be demanding that he be traded to Philly. He has some "business" to conduct...;)

listopencil
12-24-2010, 11:47 PM
I think if we duct tape the ball to the back of your cat...we've got something.

elsid13
12-25-2010, 06:14 AM
Does the Cat need representation? Because I am pretty sure I can get him a kicking deal with the broncos....

brncs_fan
12-25-2010, 06:53 AM
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/985000/985482_9c1d_625x1000.jpg

Strengths: Is fast and can hit the hole at top speed. Is very agile and can make defenders miss in the open field. Has immense flexibility which allows him to lick himself just about everywhere.

Weaknesses: Requires naps and special cat food. Litter box may be a problem for some teams. Has a history with catnip but no issues since last arrest. Also seen as more of a scatback.

We say: :thumbsup:

broncocalijohn
12-25-2010, 11:38 AM
My Dad told me if I vote for Hillis, we will have to get rid of the cat and get a pool in the backyard. The family pet lost. I think I found Fre's cat btw.

ant1999e
12-25-2010, 04:44 PM
I'll bet Hillis can't lick his balls.

He doesn't need to. Go broncos does it for him.

DivineBronco
12-25-2010, 05:37 PM
White-tard!!!!