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RhymesayersDU
12-20-2010, 06:49 PM
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/penis_facts/index.php?cm_mmc=DailyDoseNL-_-2010_12_20-_-HTML-_-body1

15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis
By: Mike Zimmerman

For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men actually know very little about their penises. Here's the knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and ready for action—for life.

Penis Fact #1
Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

Penis Fact #2
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

Penis Fact #3
An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

Penis Fact #4
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

Penis Fact #5
The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

Penis Fact #6
Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained....Okay, we'll shut up now.

Penis Fact #7
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

Penis Fact #8
There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

Penis Fact #9
An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

Penis Fact #10
German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

Penis Fact #11
Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

Penis Fact #12
The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

Penis Fact #13
Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

Penis Fact #14
No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

Penis Fact #15
The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

WABronco
12-20-2010, 07:12 PM
Good read.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-20-2010, 07:17 PM
The most common surgical manifestation of untreated schizophrenia is self-mutilation of the penis. At least, this is what has been my experience. And you can't possibly imagine the sights and smells that go along with this.

Jay3
12-20-2010, 07:23 PM
Penis Fact #10
German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

Ah-hah! I knew it!!

baja
12-20-2010, 07:29 PM
16. Twenty seven percent of men that swim in very cold water come out of the water with vaginas

broncocalijohn
12-20-2010, 07:40 PM
I like #13. Good read.

OABB
12-20-2010, 08:01 PM
Two mnutes? That would be like a marathon for me,

broncosteven
12-20-2010, 08:12 PM
Thank god I am in the 79%! Wooohooo

broncolife
12-20-2010, 08:21 PM
Dang nothing about a penis reduction. Im tired of fishing for turds when I take a crap.

Gort
12-20-2010, 08:23 PM
Dang nothing about a penis reduction. Im tired of fishing for turds when I take a crap.

you're looking for reduction?

here you go... no need to thank me.

http://yesbuthowever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/000AHELEN.jpg

broncolife
12-20-2010, 08:26 PM
you're looking for reduction?

here you go... no need to thank me.

http://yesbuthowever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/000AHELEN.jpg

ahhhhhh my penis just became a innie. Oh crap it wont come out and I have to go pee.

brncs_fan
12-20-2010, 08:37 PM
Kind of along the same vein...Viagra actually got its start as a test drug for curing chest pain. Researchers found that even though the drug was noneffective, patients were reluctant to return the test samples.

Los Broncos
12-20-2010, 08:49 PM
I have major problems after reading that.

brncs_fan
12-20-2010, 09:11 PM
I have major problems after reading that.

You must be a shower.

baja
12-20-2010, 09:14 PM
Maybe he's a tweener, a three inch shower. ;D

Broncobiv
12-20-2010, 09:15 PM
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/penis_facts/index.php?cm_mmc=DailyDoseNL-_-2010_12_20-_-HTML-_-body1
Penis Fact #2
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

Uhh :saywhat:

Los Broncos
12-20-2010, 09:17 PM
You must be a shower.

I'm a big time grower and shower.

LongDongJohnson
12-20-2010, 09:47 PM
none of those facts are true about my penis

baja
12-20-2010, 09:48 PM
none of those facts are true about my penis

Out of the 15 facts I come the closest to number 12

Chris
12-21-2010, 03:28 AM
2 minutes? It's good to be 26.

Ratboy
12-21-2010, 05:11 AM
you're looking for reduction?

here you go... no need to thank me.

http://yesbuthowever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/000AHELEN.jpg

You make me moist.

OABB
12-21-2010, 05:32 AM
I have an amazing grower not a shower. My penis is like the incredible hulk.

chawknz
12-21-2010, 01:03 PM
16: average length is 6"

Nice to be above average.

Kaylore
12-21-2010, 01:08 PM
An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, the other 21 percent are black.

Fixed your post. :approve:

HorseHead
12-21-2010, 01:12 PM
lets have some vagina factoids...

Man-Goblin
12-21-2010, 01:16 PM
Next up: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Tebowner

El Jué
12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
you're looking for reduction?

here you go... no need to thank me.

http://yesbuthowever.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/000AHELEN.jpg

I hear that she isn't nearly that attractive without makeup.

Old Dude
12-21-2010, 01:47 PM
lets have some vagina factoids...

Peyton Williams Manning

Position: QB
Height: 6-5 Weight: 230 lbs.

Born: March 24, 1976 in New Orleans, LA
College: Tennessee
Drafted by the Indianapolis Colts in the 1st round (1st overall) of the 1998 NFL Draft.

Man-Goblin
12-21-2010, 01:47 PM
lets have some vagina factoids...

You ask and you shall receive..

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-11-vagina-shockers/

11 Shocking Things About The Lady Flower

1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers. “Whoa-oh here she comes; she’s a maneater!"

2. The World Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big O’s, one lucky gal rubbed out 222 orgasms in one sitting.

3. Men have got the gun in their pants, but ladies can be sharp shooters too. The farthest recorded distance that a woman has ejaculated was also at the 2009 Maturbate-a-thon in Denmark. (What a banner year!) She fired a whopping 10.3 feet. Man, I wonder what the MPH was on that? Next time, they should get this woman to do it in a batting cage.

4. The speculum a gyno uses in 2010 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. Worse yet, a speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girl’s rubble at Pompeii.

5. The average vagina length is 3-4 inches, but fear not if you’re a man with a gigantic Johnson. Dude, you will not be left holding your peen—if you can get your gal excited enough, her tunnel of love will lengthen by up to 200 percent to accommodate as much of you as possible.

6. Turns out, the word vagina means “sheath” or “scabbard,” a sword holder, in Latin. So, ladies, en guarde!

7. It takes women 15-30 minutes to come down after an orgasm. Guys, on the other hand, are over it the second they cross the finish line.

8. Thanks to Italian researchers, the G-spot is no longer the sexual version of Santa Claus. In 2008, a team lead by Emmanuele Jannini at the University of L’Aquila found evidence that the G-spot exists and can be located on the front side of the vagina, not far from the belly button. Using an ultrasound, they got pics of an especially thick tissue lining in women who experience vaginal orgasm, and the big O was all thanks to the Skene gland, or the female prostate. Yes, that’s right, a lady prostate.

9. If you thought the Octomom’s vagina had seen a lot of baby traffic, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet! Back in the 18th century, one fertle Myrtle, a Russian peasant named Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev, gave birth 27 times. In total, she popped out 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets—that’s 69 babies. Hm, if she learned about the other kind of 69, maybe she wouldn’t have had so many children.

10. A vagina can fall out of a woman's body. But don't worry, it can be reconstructed.

11. Philip Rivers—who possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina—can lift 31 lbs.

OrangenBlueOhio
12-21-2010, 02:59 PM
10. A vagina can fall out of a woman's body. But don't worry, it can be reconstructed.

:holyguac!

Kaylore
12-21-2010, 03:51 PM
Clayton Wendler can tell time with his penis.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2010, 04:31 PM
Clayton Wendler can tell time with his penis.

Coincidentally, it's always time for pie in his time zone.

gunns
12-21-2010, 05:14 PM
I want to say something, it seems called for, but I can't.

Garcia Bronco
12-21-2010, 05:26 PM
I want to say something, it seems called for, but I can't.

It was the picture of Slammin' Madeleine Albright; wasn't it?

elsid13
12-21-2010, 05:27 PM
I want to say something, it seems called for, but I can't.

Come on we are all friend here. I bet Socal's virgin ears won't be offended

Mr. Elway
12-21-2010, 06:02 PM
The most common surgical manifestation of untreated schizophrenia is self-mutilation of the penis. At least, this is what has been my experience. And you can't possibly imagine the sights and smells that go along with this.

What you do on your own time is your business.

footstepsfrom#27
12-21-2010, 06:07 PM
The most common surgical manifestation of untreated schizophrenia is self-mutilation of the penis. At least, this is what has been my experience. And you can't possibly imagine the sights and smells that go along with this.
I'll take your word for it.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-21-2010, 08:34 PM
I'll take your word for it.

I can tell you that the least crazy situation I've encountered in this setting was a dude who completely amputated his own penis and threw it away. Trust me when I say it can and does get much worse.

55CrushEm
12-22-2010, 06:19 AM
Dang nothing about a penis reduction. Im tired of fishing for turds when I take a crap.

:spit:

Man-Goblin
12-22-2010, 06:21 AM
I can tell you that the least crazy situation I've encountered in this setting was a dude who completely amputated his own penis and threw it away. Trust me when I say it can and does get much worse.

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Chris
12-22-2010, 07:15 AM
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Miss I.
12-22-2010, 10:49 AM
one more fact: it's a gift for all occasions.

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Los Broncos
12-22-2010, 11:19 AM
When I want mine bigger I just slam it in a door, works most of the time.