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SportinOne
12-10-2010, 08:15 PM
Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated

Br0nc0Buster
12-10-2010, 08:17 PM
was it dolphin safe?

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2010, 08:18 PM
Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated

Just try to incorporate it into the booty call. Who knows she might be into it.

footstepsfrom#27
12-10-2010, 08:21 PM
Have her pick you up at the ER.

SportinOne
12-10-2010, 08:21 PM
was it dolphin safe?

yes, it was about 60 cents per oz., too. one of those real gourmet deals.

broncosteven
12-10-2010, 08:23 PM
I would just go on both booty calls, you already smell like fish so the 2nd chick won't know where you were before.

Chris
12-10-2010, 08:24 PM
Punch yourself in the face until you no longer think about the tuna.

Alternatively if you go down on the girls you can blame it on them.

~Crash~
12-10-2010, 08:29 PM
wash it down with rubbing alcohol ... gas it out .

broncosteven
12-10-2010, 08:30 PM
yes, it was about 60 cents per oz., too. one of those real gourmet deals.

You should throw some capers in that **** next time, some onion and tomato and lots of fresh ground pepper.

Tuna samitch's is one of 4-5 things I can make and make well.

Kid A
12-10-2010, 08:30 PM
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epicSocialism4tw
12-10-2010, 08:31 PM
Unless the cans were bulged outward (not dented inward), you'll be fine. Even if you did eat some bad food, you'd likely just have the water-poops or throw it back up.

Unless you get botulism. ;D

broncosteven
12-10-2010, 08:33 PM
Where is the Tussin option?

Chris
12-10-2010, 08:33 PM
You're probably going to die so you might as well bring both girls over.

epicSocialism4tw
12-10-2010, 08:36 PM
Where is the Tussin option?

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/PurpleDrank.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
12-10-2010, 08:36 PM
If you aren't paralyzed from botulism youll probably make it.

epicSocialism4tw
12-10-2010, 08:42 PM
If you aren't paralyzed from botulism youll probably make it.

Hey, but he'll be able to culture his own botox for the ladies.

broncosteven
12-10-2010, 08:45 PM
Hey, but he'll be able to culture his own botox for the ladies.

Now I wonder if McC is cougar hunting tonight...

Chris
12-10-2010, 08:54 PM
Where is the Tussin option?

It's very hard to do a tussin post from an iPhone. Seriously I'm going to need to rub some Tussin on my brain just from thinking about it.

OBF1
12-10-2010, 10:38 PM
I really enjoy a fresh can of tuna free dolphin...Mmmmmm flipper

broncosteven
12-11-2010, 12:37 PM
Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated

So what was outcome? You can't just leave us hanging...

Chris
12-11-2010, 01:05 PM
He probably died mid orgy.

theAPAOps5
12-11-2010, 01:09 PM
You are so dead, go rack up a ton of credit card debt.

broncosteven
12-11-2010, 01:21 PM
He probably died mid orgy.

Or blew off the 2 chicks, jerked it and fell asleep to a Guy Fieri Diners & Dives marathon.