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Natedogg
12-06-2010, 09:52 PM
Thanks a lot blasphemers. All your Tebow jokes came back to harm the whole Broncos organization and fan base.

When you made all your jokes about healings, and blasphemously called Tebow the son of God, God didn't punish just you. He punished all Broncos fans.

I hope you guys will all stop taking the Lord's name in vain so our next coach and next season isn't a failure as well. Also so you don't live in hell for eternity.

colorado jones
12-06-2010, 09:53 PM
Wtf?

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 09:54 PM
Thanks a lot blasphemers. All your Tebow jokes came back to harm the whole Broncos organization and fan base.

When you made all your jokes about healings, and blasphemously called Tebow the son of God, God didn't punish just you. He punished all Broncos fans.

I hope you guys will all stop talking the Lord's name in vain so our next coach and next season isn't a failure as well. Also so you don't live in hell for eternity.

Hilarious!LOLHilarious!

Broncobiv
12-06-2010, 10:00 PM
http://www.imglols.com/wp-content/main/2010_12/Dog-Not-Sure.jpg

Bronco Yoda
12-06-2010, 10:04 PM
This could get gooooooood.

orangeatheist
12-06-2010, 10:07 PM
What does it say under his handle? Something about a 1st Amendment? Not very biblical is it? Protection of free speech and all. You won't find THAT in the 10 Commandments!

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:08 PM
This could get gooooooood.

Drama Llama
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3...


2...


1....

theAPAOps5
12-06-2010, 10:08 PM
Jesus Christ, not this **** again.


Ooops there goes another blaspheme

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9udvx6bkzQ0/RfrUbR-HEqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/lzPc6fY5fng/s400/Jesus+cross.jpg
Jesus Christ is not a joke.

I hope you guys learned the hard way not to say people that aren't Jesus can heal people. I bet Josh McDaniels made a joke like that or something, or else he wouldn't be fired.

theAPAOps5
12-06-2010, 10:12 PM
Tebow Christ, not this **** again.

Ah God darnit I did it again!

scttgrd
12-06-2010, 10:12 PM
Thanks a lot blasphemers. All your Tebow jokes came back to harm the whole Broncos organization and fan base.

When you made all your jokes about healings, and blasphemously called Tebow the son of God, God didn't punish just you. He punished all Broncos fans.

I hope you guys will all stop taking the Lord's name in vain so our next coach and next season isn't a failure as well. Also so you don't live in hell for eternity.

Is tinkerbell coming for us too? If so I might say we have an issue.

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:14 PM
We all hate religion, especially those mean Christians!!!!11!!!!!!1!1!1

Yesssssss!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

^5

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:15 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/speculawyer/JesusCatButt.jpg

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:15 PM
We all hate religion, especially those mean Christians!!!!11!!!!!!1!1!1

Yesssssss!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

BAM. The Drama Llama.

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:17 PM
BAM. The Drama Llama.

^5

Christans r 4 th lulz!1!!!!!!!

randomtask
12-06-2010, 10:17 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/scarjo_popcorn.gif

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:19 PM
^5

Christans r 4 th lulz!1!!!!!!!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/22/128718505142597538.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:20 PM
I know, right?

Man these chrisratsians r stooo-ooopid!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:21 PM
Guys!

This
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Does not equal this
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COME ON!!! YOU ARE COSTING US WINS!!!!

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:25 PM
Sorry bro. Was the whole dogs butt-hole thing over the line?

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:27 PM
sorry bro. Was the whole dogs butt-hole thing over the line?

no. The lord works in mysterious ways.

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:27 PM
Sorry bro. Was the whole dogs butt-hole thing over the line?

Crissitans r dog buttz brainz, bro! Iz rite on!!!!!!!!!1 :strong:

Broncobiv
12-06-2010, 10:27 PM
http://ericcressey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/confused-baby.bmp

SonOfLe-loLang
12-06-2010, 10:29 PM
Christ, i hope this is a joke. Please, restore a little faith in humanity for me?

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:30 PM
Christ, i hope this is a joke. Please, restore a little faith in humanity for me?

Fiafth iz 4 morans!!!!!1!!

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:34 PM
Crissitans r so dumb we need 2 kill them so they dont reepredooce!!11!!!!!11

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:35 PM
Christ, i hope this is a joke. Please, restore a little faith in humanity for me?

"I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, Move from here to there and it will move."
Matthew 17:20

Also please, Taco or a mod. Can you please censor the word "Christ?"

I really don't want the Broncos to become a perennial losers thanks to this board's blasphemy. Even if the posters don't care about their own souls.

DenverBroncosJM
12-06-2010, 10:36 PM
You must be very excited because Christmas is coming. You know not to try and get a peek at Santa or he will take all of your presents.

I also have some pictures of Big Foot and the lochness monster if you want to see them

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:36 PM
Crissitans r so dumb we need 2 kill them so they dont reepredooce!!11!!!!!11


I really can't tell if you're being iron or not. But God's only begotten son is really not something to joke about.

(If you're not joking, I'm glad to have you on board. Our faith can help turn this season around!!)

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:38 PM
USA need 2 kill Crisitan, mowhamedd, and Jew.

All three o them guys iz stoopid!!!!11!!!11 I mean reely...who gonna follo a dude named Jew? I kno lotz of dudes name mowhammed, but some o them smell bad..i woultnt follo none of them dudes. I dont kno anybuddy name Cristitan.

Hotwheelz
12-06-2010, 10:39 PM
"I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, Move from here to there and it will move."
Matthew 17:20

Also please, Taco or a mod. Can you please censor the word "Christ?"

I really don't want the Broncos to become a perennial losers thanks to this board's blasphemy. Even if the posters don't care about their own souls.
ChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristCh ristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChri stChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChrist ChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristCh ristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChri stChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChrist ChristChrist... jesus, that is.

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:40 PM
USA need 2 kill Crisitan, mowhamedd, and Jew.

All three o them guys iz stoopid!!!!11!!!11 I mean reely...who gonna follo a dude named Jew?

Can't really make out what you are talking about... This?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_Jews_kill_Jesus

MrPeepers
12-06-2010, 10:40 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/speculawyer/JesusCatButt.jpg


just... wow.

could be muhammed too.

OABB
12-06-2010, 10:40 PM
It's so funny to me that the least tolerant person here is super christian.

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:41 PM
ChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristCh ristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChri stChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChrist ChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristCh ristChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChri stChristChristChristChristChristChristChristChrist ChristChrist... jesus, that is.

Really cool. I guess you are not a real fan. You are making me believe that the oragemane is not the tolerant, healthy, hopeful, inspiring, and well-reasoned website I though it once was. I hope I am wrong.

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:41 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Kill_yourself/jesus_boolol.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:43 PM
Can't really make out what you are talking about... This?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_Jews_kill_Jesus

I dunno, bro.

I kno Jew has big nose n loves to steal mowhammds money. Crissitan I never saw on TV. I hear he livs in Texas and iz a TV preecher. I hear mowhammed jus loves to kill innocint aytheesists.

Hotwheelz
12-06-2010, 10:46 PM
Really cool. I guess you are not a real fan. You are making me believe that the oragemane is not the tolerant, healthy, hopeful, inspiring, and well-reasoned website I though it once was. I hope I am wrong.

Christ was really a chocolate donut. And delicious

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:46 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Kill_yourself/jesus_boolol.jpg

I don't think Mary Magdalene would talk like that. (Although she her soul was damned to eternal hell for her sins.) As you know, she was a whore. http://quintessentialpublications.com/twyman/?page_id=16

I hope some maner's learn from her mistakes so they don't go to hell and our team can get back its winning ways.

ghwk
12-06-2010, 10:46 PM
just... wow.

could be muhammed too.

You are screwed for having said that. Somewhere there is a radical mullah offering a goat to the first martyr who succeeds in beheading you. If it goes viral on YouTube he is throwing in a chicken as well. Hilarious!

MrPeepers
12-06-2010, 10:48 PM
sure one of nates kids didnt just get online and go crazy

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:48 PM
Really cool. I guess you are not a real fan. You are making me believe that the oragemane is not the tolerant, healthy, hopeful, inspiring, and well-reasoned website I though it once was. I hope I am wrong.

Why tolerante dum peeple? We shuld jus kill them.

They jus want to burn up the erth wit glowbal warlming. We shuld kill them b4 they kill us 4 sacrifyce to there god!!!!1!!!!11

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:48 PM
I dunno, bro.

I kno Jew has big nose n loves to steal mowhammds money. Crissitan I never saw on TV. I hear he livs in Texas and iz a TV preecher. I hear mowhammed jus loves to kill innocint aytheesists.

Sheesh man. Use spellcheck. But at any rate, I'm glad there is another believer on this board. I guess it's not a surprise that a well-respected, smart, even-keeled poster is a Christian.

Lev Vyvanse
12-06-2010, 10:50 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kl5slzN2nmY/S4AbzrZuqbI/AAAAAAAAAns/DMUIryCLWaE/s400/jesus-brb-lol.jpg

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:51 PM
You are screwed for having said that. Somewhere there is a radical mullah offering a goat to the first martyr who succeeds in beheading you. If it goes viral on YouTube he is throwing in a chicken as well. Hilarious!

Sad but true.

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epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:51 PM
Sheesh man. Use spellcheck. But at any rate, I'm glad there is another believer on this board. I guess it's not a surprise that a well-respected, smart, even-keeled poster is a Christian.

No crsitaian here, bro. Pure seklular homieist. my god iz the govrnmint.

U cristsitans r mormans.

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:52 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kl5slzN2nmY/S4AbzrZuqbI/AAAAAAAAAns/DMUIryCLWaE/s400/jesus-brb-lol.jpg

He did come back. Although it's not funny. He was the son of God.

~Crash~
12-06-2010, 10:53 PM
can you move this drunk rant to the butt .. if not guys could you start boob mojo or something...

OABB
12-06-2010, 10:53 PM
Dramalama is becoming a caricature of a stereotype.

Hotwheelz
12-06-2010, 10:53 PM
Sheesh man. Use spellcheck. But at any rate, I'm glad there is another believer on this board. I guess it's not a surprise that a well-respected, smart, even-keeled poster is a Christian.

Wait, are you saying Christ was not delicious?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
12-06-2010, 10:54 PM
USA need 2 kill Crisitan, mowhamedd, and Jew.

All three o them guys iz stoopid!!!!11!!!11 I mean reely...who gonna follo a dude named Jew? I kno lotz of dudes name mowhammed, but some o them smell bad..i woultnt follo none of them dudes. I dont kno anybuddy name Cristitan.

Sounds like you were homeschooled.

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:55 PM
No crsitaian here, bro. Pure seklular homieist. my god iz the govrnmint.

U cristsitans r mormans.

No Mormons (sp) are not Christians. http://www.seafox.com/mormons.html

I'm glad you are a truth seeker though. But you need to convert to Christianity, or else after you die you will live in hell for ever. ALSO WE NEED THE WINS!!

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 10:56 PM
No Mormons (sp) are not Christians. http://www.seafox.com/mormons.html

I'm glad you are a truth seeker though. But you need to convert to Christianity, or else after you die you will live in hell for ever. ALSO WE NEED THE WINS!!

No, IDIOTT!!!

Crhistisans r M O R A n S !!!!!1!!!!

U r as dumb as mowhamed and jew!!!111!!!!

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:56 PM
can you move this drunk rant to the butt .. if not guys could you start boob mojo or something...

I don't drink. I am Christian.

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 10:59 PM
Wait, are you saying Christ was not delicious?

Personally I find him bland. I do like the feeling I get when I drink a lot of his blood though.

Have you tried him?

http://www.amazon.com/Communion-Wafers-Box-of-1000/dp/0805470859

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 11:01 PM
Good crhistitans r dead crhstiains
http://continentalnews.net/images/2010/07/0126.jpg

http://blog.bulkbeefjerky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1290357013-26.jpg

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 11:04 PM
No, IDIOTT!!!

Crhistisans r M O R A n S !!!!!1!!!!

U r as dumb as mowhamed and jew!!!111!!!!


Well since they are in hell and I will not be, I am by definition smarter than them.

And you originally typed "mormans." Who are good people as long as they submit to the one true god. (Every person with a soul is.)

I'm so glad I can answer these questions.

Hopefully every one I have touched in this thread will do their part to make it so noone else speaks blasphemy on the Mane.

It will be a bit like a ripple in a pond that starts small and then touches everything.

I knew there was hope for this board to find salvation.

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90504489.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0616DFDED9181DE32 01C66CD84D3AD19437B9378AC1CC1FB9E30A760B0D811297

Natedogg
12-06-2010, 11:06 PM
Good crhistitans r dead crhstiains
http://continentalnews.net/images/2010/07/0126.jpg

http://blog.bulkbeefjerky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1290357013-26.jpg

You just cost us one or maybe more wins. NOT COOL. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

epicSocialism4tw
12-06-2010, 11:08 PM
You just cost us one or maybe more wins. NOT COOL. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

ghey

Hotwheelz
12-06-2010, 11:11 PM
.

Bronco Yoda
12-06-2010, 11:13 PM
This could get gooooooood.

ok, I was wrong...

Ray_Lewis'_Victim
12-06-2010, 11:31 PM
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Requiem
12-07-2010, 12:07 AM
Jesus Christ was a loser compared to Odin.

NUB
12-07-2010, 12:23 AM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8968/jesus30.jpg

Los Broncos
12-07-2010, 12:25 AM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/speculawyer/JesusCatButt.jpg

Ha!

Archer81
12-07-2010, 12:31 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9udvx6bkzQ0/RfrUbR-HEqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/lzPc6fY5fng/s400/Jesus+cross.jpg
Jesus Christ is not a joke.

I hope you guys learned the hard way not to say people that aren't Jesus can heal people. I bet Josh McDaniels made a joke like that or something, or else he wouldn't be fired.



Tebow loves you.



:Broncos:

Archer81
12-07-2010, 12:33 AM
I don't drink. I am Christian.


You know Jesus drank wine...

Which is an alcoholic beverage. Lighten up chief.


:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
12-07-2010, 12:35 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9udvx6bkzQ0/RfrUbR-HEqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/lzPc6fY5fng/s400/Jesus+cross.jpg
Jesus Christ is not a joke.

I hope you guys learned the hard way not to say people that aren't Jesus can heal people. I bet Josh McDaniels made a joke like that or something, or else he wouldn't be fired.

Now what if we use Chuck Norris instead?

broncocalijohn
12-07-2010, 12:50 AM
sure one of nates kids didnt just get online and go crazy

well, they did end up watching ghostbusters.

BTW, did someone hack into McSkillet's account? Or did he lose a bet? He is now epicsocialism and going gangsta jive on the hate of religious people. I think Casino Royale got back through to the Mane.