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McDman
12-04-2010, 09:04 PM
I'm drunk.

let's discuss being drunk and the joys it brings to the world.




Also, it numbs the pain of this miserable and terrible season.

IHaveALight
12-04-2010, 09:13 PM
But are you gutless?

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:16 PM
Well, I'm not particularly //gutless bit I do have toi type with one eye open an one eye closed.

Lev Vyvanse
12-04-2010, 09:22 PM
At first I was like:
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/wtf%20gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/wonkybiff/gifs/markey_mark_wtf.gif" border="0" alt="uhhh Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

But then I said:
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/its-friday-yes.gif

lostknight
12-04-2010, 09:23 PM
Great. The OM is now the epicenter of drunk-blogging. Just when you think the Broncos community can't get worse.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:25 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to make a drunk thread. It's about time. So lets see what stupid things he says and then bump the thread after he sobers up.

Pony Boy
12-04-2010, 09:26 PM
You know you're drunk when wake up next to this .....

Lev Vyvanse
12-04-2010, 09:27 PM
Great. The OM is now the epicenter of drunk-blogging. Just when you think the Broncos community can't get worse.

Drunk-blogging? Don't you need a blog?

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:28 PM
Great. The OM is now the epicenter of drunk-blogging. Just when you think the Broncos community can't get worse.

You're right, it's these kinds of threads that are ruining the board. It's not like I meant for anyone to have any sort of enjoyment, who'd want that?! Shame on me for posting after I've been drinking!

Next time I'll just bash our team to make you feel more at home.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:31 PM
I had to delete my previous post after looking at her more, dear God.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:31 PM
ALRIGHT! Stupid thing #1. Keep it coming.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:32 PM
And what were/are you drinking?

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:32 PM
I had to delete my previous post after looking at her more, dear God.

To late. I already read it. You said somethign like this.


I'd hit it, but only from behind.

Here is what I posted.


ALRIGHT! Stupid thing #1. Keep it coming.

Lev Vyvanse
12-04-2010, 09:32 PM
I had to delete my previous post after looking at her more, dear God.

What post?

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:32 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to make a drunk thread. It's about time. So lets see what stupid things he says and then bump the thread after he sobers up.

I'm not drunk enough to be totally retarded like Rev and make and absolute thread, I'm just trying to gather my drinking kin into one thread.

theAPAOps5
12-04-2010, 09:33 PM
And what were/are you drinking?

I am guessing Wine Coolers

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:33 PM
What post?

I said I'd hit it from behind but then i really looked at the picture and I don't think I could.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:34 PM
I am guessing Wine Coolers

Did he pour it into a glass and serve it with an umbrella?

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:34 PM
And what were/are you drinking?

Vodka and some new dos equis beer, it's pretty good.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:34 PM
What post?

He said he would hit it, but only from behind.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:36 PM
To late. I already read it. Here is what I posted.

Well, you did catch it, so I can't blame you.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:36 PM
Vodka and some new dos equis beer, it's pretty good.

Big fan of the Dos Equis in the green bottle. Cant remember if that is the amber or the lager...

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:37 PM
BTW, your posting is far to coherent and void of spelling and grammatical errors. You havent had enough. I say you go for the Mock level of incoherence.

ant1999e
12-04-2010, 09:37 PM
Big fan of the Dos Equis in the green bottle. Cant remember if that is the amber or the lager...

Lager Especial

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:38 PM
He said he would hit it, but only from behind.

Fortunately for me banging ugly chicks when I'm drunk is the biggest of my worries!

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:38 PM
Well, you did catch it, so I can't blame you.

I tried to quote it, but for some reason when I hit quote it wouldn't do it. I guess you deleted it before my screen refreshed. It was on my screen, but wasn't there for me to quote.

JLesSPE
12-04-2010, 09:41 PM
Of course I'm drunk, it's Saturday and I'm in college.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:41 PM
BTW, your posting is far to coherent and void of spelling and grammatical errors. You havent had enough. I say you go for the Mock level of incoherence.

I try to keep it real on the spelling errors, to be honest I've been typing with one eye closed for about thirty minutes. That beer is called Noche Beuno. I've also partaken in the high life.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:43 PM
I tried to quote it, but for some reason when I hit quote it wouldn't do it. I guess you deleted it before my screen refreshed. It was on my screen, but wasn't there for me to quote.

I don't blame you, I would have as well.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:44 PM
Do you drink alone in the dark near a window where the lamp post shines in cleaning your gun, or is that just me?

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:44 PM
Of course I'm drunk, it's Saturday and I'm in college.

Why are you on a message board then? When I was in college I was either higb or drunk and not even thinking about this place.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:45 PM
Do you drink alone in the dark near a window where the lamp post shines in cleaning your gun, or is that just me?

Only when I think about life and its complexities.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:45 PM
Vodka and some new dos equis beer, it's pretty good.

Isn't there some sort of rule to not mix liquor and beer? Beer and liquor will make you sicker, or something like that.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:46 PM
Only when I think about life and its complexities.

When I get good and drunk, I reach the point where I have solved all of life's problems... and end to war, to poverty, and the like. I just cant remember how I got there the next morning.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:47 PM
Isn't there some sort of rule to not mix liquor and beer? Beer and liquor will make you sicker, or something like that.

Alcohol is alcohol... IMHO that little saying is just a load of dookie.

yerner
12-04-2010, 09:47 PM
Good work, bro. Get after it.

gunns
12-04-2010, 09:48 PM
Tequila, and I just paid tsi a cmpliment, I think, on another thread.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:48 PM
I think it's liquor before beer your in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker. I started with beer then went to liquor and now I'm back to beer. I'm laying in bef with a Miller High Life, so I think I'm good.

Nothing is classier than drinking the champagne of beers in bed.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:49 PM
Tequila, and I just paid tsi a cmpliment, I think, on another thread.

I've always wondered, are you a girl? You're avatar always makes me think so.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:50 PM
When I get good and drunk, I reach the point where I have solved all of life's problems... and end to war, to poverty, and the like. I just cant remember how I got there the next morning.

And this is the reason why drunk threads are created. It can be saved on the internet for all time.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:50 PM
Good work, bro. Get after it.

No joke, when I was buying beer tonight I saw a 12 pack of OE and I actually laughed out loud.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:50 PM
I think it's liquor before beer your in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker. I started with beer then went to liquor and now I'm back to beer. I'm laying in bef with a Miller High Life, so I think I'm good.

Nothing is classier than drinking the champagne of beers in bed.

http://www.hudsonhouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mhl.jpg

Now that's livin the high life!

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:52 PM
And this is the reason why drunk threads are created. It can be saved on the internet for all time.

Of course. Damn. See, the last time I really reached that level of coherence, I was sitting on a lake shore after midnight killing some Jack with a couple of Germans who spoke about as much English as I speak German.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:52 PM
When I get good and drunk, I reach the point where I have solved all of life's problems... and end to war, to poverty, and the like. I just cant remember how I got there the next morning.

Me and my dad talked about the universe and life's complexities earlier tonight after we both drank, it was deep. We both came to the conclusion that life on other planets is certain.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:53 PM
I've always wondered, are you a girl? You're avatar always makes me think so.

LMAO, I sometimes think that too, but I think he's a guy.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:54 PM
Of course. Damn. See, the last time I really reached that level of coherence, I was sitting on a lake shore after midnight killing some Jack with a couple of Germans who spoke about as much English as I speak German.

I like you and everything you stand for!

yerner
12-04-2010, 09:54 PM
No joke, when I was buying beer tonight I saw a 12 pack of OE and I actually laughed out loud.

Christ, finish that ****er and you might go blind.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:54 PM
I think it's liquor before beer your in the clear, beer before liquor never been sicker. I started with beer then went to liquor and now I'm back to beer. I'm laying in bef with a Miller High Life, so I think I'm good.

Nothing is classier than drinking the champagne of beers in bed.

That would make an interesting message board name. Hope no one already took that.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:55 PM
LMAO, I sometimes think that too, but I think he's a guy.

Really? I always think Gunns and Miss I. are women, and I know Miss I. is.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 09:55 PM
Me and my dad talked about the universe and life's complexities earlier tonight after we both drank, it was deep. We both came to the conclusion that life on other planets is certain.

Getting loaded with the old man... there ya go. A few months back, a friend of mine sent me a list of 63 things every drinker should accomplish before they expire, and getting drunk with the old man was one of them.

HILife
12-04-2010, 09:57 PM
Of course. Damn. See, the last time I really reached that level of coherence, I was sitting on a lake shore after midnight killing some Jack with a couple of Germans who spoke about as much English as I speak German.

Well, your at home now. Get drinking, we have some World Peace that needs spreading.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:59 PM
Getting loaded with the old man... there ya go. A few months back, a friend of mine sent me a list of 63 things every drinker should accomplish before they expire, and getting drunk with the old man was one of them.

Earlier this year I got drunk with my old man and confessed all of my college mishaps to him, smoking copious amounts of greenery, getting drunk and doing stupid shiz, getting random ass, etc... I almost regretted it in the morning.

McDman
12-04-2010, 09:59 PM
That would make an interesting message board name. Hope no one already took that.

btw, who is that girl in your avitar?

HILife
12-04-2010, 10:01 PM
Really? I always think Gunns and Miss I. are women, and I know Miss I. is.

Miss I. is, but some of Gunns posts makes me think he/she is a man. Although, I could be thinking of someone else. I hope he/she does not get offended.

HILife
12-04-2010, 10:04 PM
btw, who is that girl in your avitar?

Alicia Keys, a very good R&B singer. We just got married a month ago, it was a fantastic dream.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XKLeNy_B0As/TAABCevpGuI/AAAAAAAAAFw/3QCTZDdZE-M/s1600/alicia-keys.jpg

http://cdn.mymajicdc.com/files/2009/12/alicia-keys-5.jpg

loborugger
12-04-2010, 10:04 PM
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-04/01-04-40-things.htm

Here ya go. Sorry, it was only 40 things to do before you die...

I think when I went thru the list I was approaching 20 of them accomplished.

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:05 PM
Miss I. is, but some of Gunns posts makes me think he/she is a man. Although, I could be thinking of someone else. I hope he/she does not get offended.

I really hope he/she is a woman, you still haven't told me who that lady is in your avatar.

loborugger
12-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Well, your at home now. Get drinking, we have some World Peace that needs spreading.

I must confess that I killed my bottle earlier this week and have yet to replenish it.

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:07 PM
Alicia Keys, a very good R&B singer. We just got married a month ago, it was a fantastic dream.

Hahahahaha, that made me lol. It doesn't look like her at all.

If I could marry one woman it'd be Norah Jones, she is gorgeous and has a voice that makes one just listen to her greatness.

theAPAOps5
12-04-2010, 10:11 PM
Of course I'm drunk, it's Saturday and I'm in college.

And you are posting on a forum...... someone needs to teach you about college and how easy chicks are.

HILife
12-04-2010, 10:11 PM
Hahahahaha, that made me lol. It doesn't look like her at all.

If I could marry one woman it'd be Norah Jones, she is gorgeous and has a voice that makes one just listen to her greatness.

Yea, I know. It doesn't look like her, but it is her.


Is this her? That gets my stamp of approve.
http://www.lyricsbird.com/artist/gallery/NorahJones/NorahJones_1.jpg

theAPAOps5
12-04-2010, 10:12 PM
Miss I. is, but some of Gunns posts makes me think he/she is a man. Although, I could be thinking of someone else. I hope he/she does not get offended.

LOL Gunns is a woman!

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:13 PM
And you are posting on a forum...... someone needs to teach you about college and how easy chicks are.

That post was already made! This is the last place I thought about when I was drunk in college. Now it's sad I lie to share my drunkenness with you fools!

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:13 PM
LOL Gunns is a woman!

Oh thank God.

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:14 PM
Yea, I know. It doesn't look like her, but it is her.


Is this her? That gets my stamp of approve.
http://www.lyricsbird.com/artist/gallery/NorahJones/NorahJones_1.jpg


Yes, and I love her. She has the most beautiful voice in the world and she's gorgeous.

gunns
12-04-2010, 10:14 PM
I've always wondered, are you a girl? You're avatar always makes me think so.

Yes, I'm a woman. If I'm a man I want those hours of labor back.

theAPAOps5
12-04-2010, 10:15 PM
That post was already made! This is the last place I thought about when I was drunk in college. Now it's sad I lie to share my drunkenness with you fools!

I didn't catch your reply. I just saw his and felt it was my duty to call him out for nerding out.

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:18 PM
I didn't catch your reply. I just saw his and felt it was my duty to call him out for nerding out.

No worries. When I was drunk/high in college I most definitely would not have come but now that I'm old and irrelevant I'll post here when I'm drunk!

gunns
12-04-2010, 10:19 PM
LMAO, I sometimes think that too, but I think he's a guy.

What, I'm not allowed to drink Tequila? What the hell. Would you all feel I'm a woman if I had posts about dating or was a little softer in my delivery. Hell I've been a Bronco fan too long to listen to some of the crap on here without reacting "softly and feminine".

Ok, now you know I've been drinking. ****

HILife
12-04-2010, 10:19 PM
LOL Gunns is a woman!

LOLLOL opps.

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Yes, I'm a woman. If I'm a man I want those hours of labor back.

You don't get them back!! HAHA! btw, how many women posters do we have on this board?

Los Broncos
12-04-2010, 10:22 PM
You know you're drunk when wake up next to this .....

Oh she isn't that bad.

HILife
12-04-2010, 10:22 PM
What, I'm not allowed to drink Tequila? What the hell. Would you all feel I'm a woman if I had posts about dating or was a little softer in my delivery. Hell I've been a Bronco fan too long to listen to some of the crap on here without reacting "softly and feminine".

Ok, now you know I've been drinking. ****

sorry :(

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:24 PM
What, I'm not allowed to drink Tequila? What the hell. Would you all feel I'm a woman if I had posts about dating or was a little softer in my delivery. Hell I've been a Bronco fan too long to listen to some of the crap on here without reacting "softly and feminine".

Ok, now you know I've been drinking. ****

I don't care what you look like, that's hot!

80smith
12-04-2010, 10:28 PM
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Bronco Yoda
12-04-2010, 10:30 PM
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Vodka served up neat!

McDman
12-04-2010, 10:35 PM
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Vodka served up neat!

That commercial will never get old.

Bronco Yoda
12-04-2010, 10:37 PM
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:)

Bronco Yoda
12-04-2010, 10:41 PM
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HILife
12-04-2010, 10:41 PM
The coolest Mutha F'er ever!

He once tricked the Old Spice guy, into using Irish Spring.

When a 911 operator needs help, they call Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris needs help, he calls The Most Interesting Man In The World..


he once woke up late- so the world set back their clocks..

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Miss I.
12-05-2010, 12:49 AM
You don't get them back!! HAHA! btw, how many women posters do we have on this board?

you know beer goggles won't help you in this board right? ;D

As for the numbers of women posters on this board, who really knows who's posting behind these names. For all you know I am a 45 year old hairy backed bald man living in Sarasota Florida, who collects stamps and works as a sanitation engineer. You just never know.

JLesSPE
12-05-2010, 06:18 AM
And you are posting on a forum...... someone needs to teach you about college and how easy chicks are.

:rofl: This is a weird school man...guy to girl ratio is roughly 6:1. Last night was a closed house party for my fraternity for some end of the semester ritual stuff. I'm officially the old guy at the party now, and I've seen all that stuff a hundred times, so I was dickin around on my fancy internet phone.

I've been here for 6 years and a professional alcoholic for 4. The last thing I need is for someone to teach me about college...:)

bowtown
12-05-2010, 06:26 AM
:rofl: This is a weird school man...guy to girl ratio is roughly 6:1. Last night was a closed house party for my fraternity for some end of the semester ritual stuff. I'm officially the old guy at the party now, and I've seen all that stuff a hundred times, so I was dickin around on my fancy internet phone.

I've been here for 6 years and a professional alcoholic for 4. The last thing I need is for someone to teach me about college...:)

If you have been at a college that has a guy/girl ratio of 6:1 for 6 years, then it seems to me you still have a LOT to learn.

theAPAOps5
12-05-2010, 06:29 AM
:rofl: This is a weird school man...guy to girl ratio is roughly 6:1. Last night was a closed house party for my fraternity for some end of the semester ritual stuff. I'm officially the old guy at the party now, and I've seen all that stuff a hundred times, so I was dickin around on my fancy internet phone.

I've been here for 6 years and a professional alcoholic for 4. The last thing I need is for someone to teach me about college...:)

Hey I wasn't the one who said they were in college and were drunk and posting on a forum on a Saturday night! I do think you need some lessons. As in the best thing about college chicks is as I get older they stay the same age ;)

McDman
12-05-2010, 07:01 AM
Hey I wasn't the one who said they were in college and were drunk and posting on a forum on a Saturday night! I do think you need some lessons. As in the best thing about college chicks is as I get older they stay the same age ;)

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zdoor
12-05-2010, 07:07 AM
Sitting on a beach in Jamaica with the iPad and the DirectTV app, waiting for games to start and sipping a dirty banana... Gotta love technology... Hanging on a beach in 3rd world country and can still watch football... Of course the naked women on the beach help too...

HILife
12-05-2010, 07:24 AM
Sitting on a beach in Jamaica with the iPad and the DirectTV app, waiting for games to start and sipping a dirty banana... Gotta love technology... Hanging on a beach in 3rd world country and can still watch football... Of course the naked women on the beach help too...

I so want to be you right now.

RhymesayersDU
12-05-2010, 08:06 AM
Not sure how I didn't see this thread last night circa 3 am. I am hung the **** over.

loborugger
12-05-2010, 09:11 AM
you know beer goggles won't help you in this board right? ;D

As for the numbers of women posters on this board, who really knows who's posting behind these names. For all you know I am a 45 year old hairy backed bald man living in Sarasota Florida, who collects stamps and works as a sanitation engineer. You just never know.

I've have been peering thru your windows at night for a number of years now, and I can verify the only part of this that is true is the hairy back part. :~ohyah!:

McDman
12-05-2010, 09:14 AM
I've have been peering thru your windows at night for a number of years now, and I can verify the only part of this that is true is the hairy back part. :~ohyah!:

Hahahaha!

McDman
12-05-2010, 09:15 AM
Not sure how I didn't see this thread last night circa 3 am. I am hung the **** over.

Me too, I feel like ass. I think it was the last two high lifes I had in bed.

Miss I.
12-05-2010, 09:15 AM
I've have been peering thru your windows at night for a number of years now, and I can verify the only part of this that is true is the hairy back part. :~ohyah!:

hey that's not right. Stop giving away my secrets...and stop fogging up my windows...;D

loborugger
12-05-2010, 09:17 AM
Me too, I feel like ass. I think it was the last two high lifes I had in bed.

It lives! Hope it was worth it.

McDman
12-05-2010, 09:36 AM
It lives! Hope it was worth it.

Yeah, it was. I work six days a week about 11 - 12 hrs a day, so it's nice to get drunk every now and then.

Quoydogs
12-05-2010, 09:36 AM
You know you're drunk when wake up next to this .....

I would say you know your drunk when that looks sexy.

YOu would hear this

You think I can really hit that man, I think I can but she may be out of my league

HAT
12-05-2010, 09:48 AM
Just woke up and can't consider myself hungover........Still.Drunk.Bitches

Miss I.
12-05-2010, 10:54 AM
I am currently working on getting drunk again. ;D Beer good. May the beer be with you. ;D

Los Broncos
12-05-2010, 11:11 AM
Sitting on a beach in Jamaica with the iPad and the DirectTV app, waiting for games to start and sipping a dirty banana... Gotta love technology... Hanging on a beach in 3rd world country and can still watch football... Of course the naked women on the beach help too...

Nice mon.