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rugbythug
11-30-2010, 06:13 PM
You know your team is Snake Bit When-
Moreno Fumbles right next to the Sideline and the ball bounces like a hot air Balloon 4 feet high right to a on coming defender.

Bronco Yoda
11-30-2010, 06:26 PM
Get it straight. It was a premature hand off to the side judge. Moreno doesn't fumble. Only Hillis did that sort of thing around here.

KipCorrington25
11-30-2010, 06:31 PM
You know your team is snake bit when with the 12th overall pick in the draft they select Gerald Willhite 2: Electric Boogaloo.

epicSocialism4tw
11-30-2010, 06:58 PM
You know your team is snake bit when with the 12th overall pick in the draft they select Gerald Willhite 2: Electric Boogaloo.

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/2062509.jpg

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/breakin-2-electric-boogaloo.jpg

WolfpackGuy
11-30-2010, 07:02 PM
I thought I saw that AIDS spitting cobra slithering around the sidelines.

Good thing the squirrel stayed in the endzone.

He was safe from the cobra and the Broncos offense.

vancejohnson82
11-30-2010, 07:02 PM
you know your team is snakebit when you tape your opponent and still lose

ZONA
11-30-2010, 07:15 PM
You know your team is Snake Bit When-
Moreno Fumbles right next to the Sideline and the ball bounces like a hot air Balloon 4 feet high right to a on coming defender.

I've seen several bounces not go the Broncos way. In fact, in this same game, we forced a fuble and it bounced right back up to the guy who lost it. Over the past 3 or 4 games, I've seen this a few different times. I jumped out of my seat when I saw we forced a fumble and then the lucky bounce right into the hands of the other team sat me back down again.

From the injuries, to the bad bounces, to the last second penalties that cost games, it's just been that kind of year so far. A handful of plays go the other way and this team is probably 5-5 or 6-4 and this place isn't going crazy. Well, the McD haters have been pretty consistant since he was hired so I don't expect them to shut up regardless.

ZONA
11-30-2010, 07:17 PM
you know your team is snakebit when you tape your opponent and still lose

Uhh, you mean the tape that nobody watched?

vancejohnson82
11-30-2010, 07:24 PM
Uhh, you mean the tape that nobody watched?

yea, the same way I didn't watch the Paris Hilton videotape

BlaK-Argentina
11-30-2010, 07:25 PM
What about Bruton partially blocking that punt? Just a hair of an inch closer and that ball bounces back and we're already in FG range to tie it.

Damn.

Popps
11-30-2010, 08:00 PM
What about Bruton partially blocking that punt? Just a hair of an inch closer and that ball bounces back and we're already in FG range to tie it.

Damn.

Weddle falls down, is beat on the play... and manages to flail his arm without turning around to look at the ball and manages to knock it down, preventing a TD and a 2-score lead.

****ing bad snap against the Jets.

****ing PI call against the Jets.

Moss finally gets his name called... for ruining Eddie's return for a TD.

The list goes on and on.

This is how it goes, though. When you're playing poorly... this stuff happens more, and you wind up with more injuries. That's just how mojo works. It's a big, nasty snowball.

Taco John
11-30-2010, 08:03 PM
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/images2/2062509.jpg


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epicSocialism4tw
11-30-2010, 08:16 PM
This post exceeds the 5 jeri-curl per image posting limit that we strictly enforce here at the Mane. Consider yourself warned.

I understood that they could leave some Soul Glo on the furniture, but hey...they took the skinny white girl-boy under their wing to teach it the art of Breakin'...there's a Hillis-esque quality to the whole thing that cant be denied. Something like this must be shared.

rugbythug
11-30-2010, 08:16 PM
You Know your team is Snake Bit when-
An undrafted receiver who has been hurt all season gets to push Perrish Cox off balance with no PI call. Worst offensive PI I have seen this season.

vancejohnson82
11-30-2010, 08:32 PM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

WABronco
11-30-2010, 08:38 PM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

lol ****kkkkkkkk man

vancejohnson82
11-30-2010, 08:41 PM
lol *****kkkkkkk man

true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went

Rigs11
11-30-2010, 08:41 PM
When your entire team has less sacks this year than one player did last year

bronco militia
11-30-2010, 09:02 PM
when all the defensive turnovers occured in just 3 games

bronco militia
11-30-2010, 09:03 PM
your QB throws for 5000 yards and the team finishes 3-13

Chris
11-30-2010, 09:03 PM
true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went

Dude I'm sorry. This place can be good for advice when you need it.

WABronco
11-30-2010, 09:07 PM
true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went

...and I thought my girl problems were bad. I feel for you bro.

Ratboy
11-30-2010, 09:10 PM
You know you have a ****ty coach when he selects a hurt WR (and still hurt) over Dez Bryant.

broncswin
11-30-2010, 10:57 PM
You know you have a ****ty coach when he selects a hurt WR (and still hurt) over Dez Bryant.

FAIL...on your part...bad post

BlaK-Argentina
11-30-2010, 11:51 PM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

Well, the good thing is when someone does something like that you automatically know they're not worth a ****.

Clockwork Orange
11-30-2010, 11:55 PM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

(Kidding, of course, sorry to hear about that, man. In the immortal words of Leonard Powers, "People. Are. Terrible.")

Mr.Meanie
12-01-2010, 12:32 AM
... when your All Pro franchise LT shreds his knee during the offseason playing pickup basketball

... when your league-leading passrusher tears his pec in training camp by going against a camp scrub

ugh. What a season to forget

Ratboy
12-01-2010, 01:45 AM
fail...on your part...bad post

qq

HILife
12-01-2010, 05:17 AM
Dude I'm sorry. This place can be good for advice when you need it.

For Example:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91297

HILife
12-01-2010, 05:21 AM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

That's terrible. You should Brandon Marshall her, no wait don't do that.

Kaylore
12-01-2010, 05:24 AM
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This is BULL****!!! The mods here are nazis keepin' me down!

-Lionel Richie

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gunns
12-01-2010, 06:00 AM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

Me too. The Broncos, the Utes, and then I open my Christmas decorations and find that my old school Broncos ornament is broken, unsalvagable. :vermeil:

HILife
12-01-2010, 06:19 AM
This is BULL****!!! The mods here are nazis keepin' me down!

-Lionel Richie

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All night long, baby! All..night...long.

Beantown Bronco
12-01-2010, 06:35 AM
...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten

Sounds like you need a change of scenery. Might I suggest Myrtle Beach?

vancejohnson82
12-01-2010, 07:13 AM
Sounds like you need a change of scenery. Might I suggest Myrtle Beach?

I actually went through with a change of scenery..

from Los Angeles to...


Newark NJ!!!!


what a year

Quoydogs
12-01-2010, 09:26 AM
When you're team is held to -4 yards rushing in the forth quarter and you finish the game with a total of 19, 11 coming from your QB.