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Taco John
11-28-2010, 04:35 PM
Might as well have some fun with this... Lets go for some lulz...

Garcia Bronco
11-28-2010, 04:36 PM
"Look, It's Scotch in a football."

SoCalBronco
11-28-2010, 04:38 PM
"Look, It's Scotch in a football."

Ha!

Dr. Broncenstein
11-28-2010, 04:39 PM
The bar is in the trophy case.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-28-2010, 04:40 PM
Why yes it is mink, and it's probably not your size.

rbackfactory80
11-28-2010, 04:43 PM
" Me and Bill are the best of friends. I was Bruschi's mentor."

orangemonkey
11-28-2010, 04:46 PM
"Mr. Bowlen, I'm prepared to bring in the Patriots winning system codenamed, Snake Oil...."

Taco John
11-28-2010, 04:48 PM
"Mr. Bowlen, let me tell you my ideas for a solid defense..."

Dr. Broncenstein
11-28-2010, 04:48 PM
Son, I'm going to need to see some I.D.

colonelbeef
11-28-2010, 04:50 PM
"I'm from Canton"

"I'm going to be inducted in Canton"

"Oh lol"

SoCalBronco
11-28-2010, 04:51 PM
Black Label? That's a very nice gift. How considerate of you.

You're hired.

:)

bowtown
11-28-2010, 04:52 PM
I'm just trying to get a mother****ing job here!!!

cabronco
11-28-2010, 04:53 PM
My words speak louder than my actions ! You're hired !

Taco John
11-28-2010, 04:54 PM
"Get your parents to sign the permission slip, and you're hired."

frerottenextelway
11-28-2010, 04:55 PM
"I have film of your daughter naked"

frerottenextelway
11-28-2010, 04:55 PM
I'm just trying to get a mother****ing job here!!!

My fav so far.

TheReverend
11-28-2010, 04:57 PM
I imagine it was just Ellis and McDaniels playing with blocks in the corner while Bowlen napped in a recliner. Afterwards, Ellis told Bowlen, "Josh friend. Like Josh. Hire Josh."

missingnumber7
11-28-2010, 05:00 PM
The phone call from Kraft to Bowlen sealed, "Josh doesn't condone any of the spygate stuff he wasn't even involved it was all Bill." Voices in the background are heard on the speaker phone...you know thats a load of crap, it was all his facking idea...hes got tape of all the other teams too.

Broncomutt
11-28-2010, 05:00 PM
"Can we have all the clocks set to Eastern time?"

TheReverend
11-28-2010, 05:02 PM
After lifting his head from Bowlen's lap and wiping his lips, he said, "Annabelle stopped doing this how long ago?"

cabronco
11-28-2010, 05:05 PM
I imagine it was just Ellis and McDaniels playing with blocks in the corner while Bowlen napped in a recliner. Afterwards, Ellis told Bowlen, "Josh friend. Like Josh. Hire Josh."


Thats funny..LOL

brncs_fan
11-28-2010, 05:07 PM
"You see Pat, I plan on wearing a hoddie on the sidelines. Do you know what kind of power that brings with it? It will make us immortal!!!"

broncswin
11-28-2010, 05:08 PM
I am Legend

frerottenextelway
11-28-2010, 05:09 PM
"My name is Bill Belichick, but you can call me Josh."

TheReverend
11-28-2010, 05:10 PM
"We're going to troll the National Football League SO hard"

Garcia Bronco
11-28-2010, 05:23 PM
"****in A"

Garcia Bronco
11-28-2010, 05:24 PM
After lifting his head from Bowlen's lap and wiping his lips, he said, "Annabelle stopped doing this how long ago?"

Gross. Keep your homo fantasies to yourself. And it was poor delivery.

Ratboy
11-28-2010, 05:37 PM
Black Label? That's a very nice gift. How considerate of you.

You're hired.

:)

Patty seems like a Blue Label kind of guy.

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 05:42 PM
We may lose alot of games with my system but our stats will be EPIC!

eddie mac
11-28-2010, 05:45 PM
Jay Cutler said you're a drunk
Brandon Marshall said you spent all his contract money on booze
Peyton Hillis said you soil yourself
Tony Scheffler fell asleep cos he wanted to mimick you
Kyle Orton's free for drinks at 8-30am

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 05:45 PM
I got a guy who can get us tapes of the Great Mike Singletary's walk throughs. Same guy who got us this dank quad!

OCBronco
11-28-2010, 05:47 PM
I don't have anything good for the meeting, but here's the scene in McDaniels' office 15 minutes beforehand ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhnIqgTEBS8


:yayaya:

Kaylore
11-28-2010, 05:48 PM
McD: "TSIGuy will love me because I'll give the ball to whoever he's starting in fantasy."

Ellis inexplicably dressed in old spice bear costume: "That makes sense."

uplink
11-28-2010, 05:49 PM
It hasn't broken yet, but I have to hand the team over to Kaiser in 2011. I need someone to run this team into the ground, get rid of all the star players etc. etc. What is your plan son.

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 05:52 PM
Can we trade for Matt Cassell?

Que
11-28-2010, 05:53 PM
"beer bongs are fun but real men do it with Jack. Are you a real man Josh?"

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 05:56 PM
Ok Matt is gone, Can we trade Cutler for Orton? Just think of those Jersey sales a trade for Kyle will bring!

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 05:57 PM
Lets retain our GM's until 2 weeks before the Draft starts then we will can their ass so Bellichic won't know what I am doing because I won't even know what I am doing!

Broncomutt
11-28-2010, 05:57 PM
With my offensive schemes, we won't even need a defense!

WolfpackGuy
11-28-2010, 05:59 PM
"I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

Pony Boy
11-28-2010, 06:03 PM
Thanks for letting me drive your Ferrari, so sorry I totaled it out.

elsid13
11-28-2010, 06:04 PM
If you hire me, I will save you from the HIV spitting Cobra.

frerottenextelway
11-28-2010, 06:05 PM
After the Raiders game:

"I've got good news, I've just saved a bunch on my car insurance."

Dr. Broncenstein
11-28-2010, 06:07 PM
It's actually called a salary, not an allowance. But just for illustrative purposes, your "allowance" won't be as much as your big brother Mike's, even though he is out of the house and you are doing all of the chores.

Jesterhole
11-28-2010, 06:14 PM
"Sooo, I got paid even if I lose, right?"

gyldenlove
11-28-2010, 06:14 PM
Ellis: "Damnit Pat, that is the 7th time you threw the dart at Shanahan in the 98 championship picture instead of at the board, give me that thing."

Bowlen: "Hmmm, you hit Josh Mcdaniels, I am not sure if it is a good idea to let a 12 year old run the team, but my lucky dart hasn't steered me wrong yet."

Bowlen: "Hey, wait a minute this isn't my lucky dart at all... too late I guess, you already called him? well let's see how this one turns out - I better stock up on rye, this could get ugly."

Popps
11-28-2010, 06:15 PM
"Look, It's Scotch in a football."

Hilarious!

We could have shut this thread down after one post.

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 06:39 PM
Napoleon's problem was he relied on way too many people...

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 06:40 PM
I am going to build this staff from all the legends of Central Ohio High School football system.

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 06:51 PM
Did I tell you about the time I was the QB for the Canton Bulldogs?

epa86b@netzero
11-28-2010, 07:06 PM
This is one FUNNY a$% thread....

I'm crying over here...

broncosteven
11-28-2010, 07:08 PM
Can I have 1.5 mill to sign a longsnapper?

Boogerboots
11-28-2010, 07:11 PM
Mr. Bowlen: Josh...have a seat. I'd like you to meet our new team philosophy manager... Shannon... let's hear what you think.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/boogerboots/SP32-20101128-205721.jpg
Mr. Sharpe: Mr. President we need the National Guard.
We need as many men as you can spare cause we are killen the Patriots system.
So call the dogs off and the secret camera crews.
Send in the National Guard please.

sgbfan
11-28-2010, 07:30 PM
"You see Pat, I plan on wearing a hoddie on the sidelines. Do you know what kind of power that brings with it? It will make us immortal!!!"

Did anyone see the shot of Wink on the sidelines with his gray broncos hoodie and about ten other people behind him with matching hoodies? He definitely brought that philosophy with him.

~Crash~
11-28-2010, 07:34 PM
Mr. Bowlen: Josh...have a seat. I'd like you to meet our new team philosophy manager... Shannon... let's hear what you think.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/boogerboots/SP32-20101128-205721.jpg
Mr. Sharpe: Mr. President we need the National Guard.
We need as many men as you can spare cause we are killen the Patriots system.
So call the dogs off and the secret camera crews.
Send in the National Guard please.

A+:approve:

Bigdawg26
11-28-2010, 07:50 PM
"I bet you a bottle of scotch... I can ruin a franchise in under two years!!"

Kaylore
11-29-2010, 07:04 AM
bump for teh LOLX0rz!!!!

missingnumber7
11-29-2010, 08:21 AM
Several weeks before in NE a conversation between Josh and Bill took place it went something like this.

Bill: Josh it is time for you to spread your wings and assist in the furthering of the Patriot way.

Josh: But I don't know how to be a head coach.

Bill: Thats just fine, because I want you to go coach the Broncos.

Josh: Ohh...I could do good with those guys, they got that emo Cutler guy, and Marshall, and yea it could be good.

Bill: No No No son, you are going to get rid of those guys, even Hillis, he's to good for that team. Your job will be to weaken that team for me. The fewer teams for me to worry about the better.

Josh: If I get rid of those guys the team is really gonna suck. I want to win a few games.

Bill: Yes that is the point they will suck. But if you run our system you should win some games right away, and I might even throw you a bone and let you beat us.

Josh: Ok sounds like a plan.

bendog
11-29-2010, 08:44 AM
McDaniels: I get to be a head coach!

Bowlen: Sort of.

McDaniels: Sort of? Whats that mean?

Bowlen: Kid, I need to cut expenses and convince the mooks who buy tickets they'll really see an NFL team. And you will work cheap.

McDaniels: Shoot, Mr. B, I'd work for free if I get to wear a hoody like Bill

listopencil
11-29-2010, 09:41 AM
MD:"I have great plans for the Offense. We could lose half these guys and still pass the ball like crazy! We'll never even have to run the football."

Bowlen:"What about Defense?"

McD:"What's that?"

Bowlen: "You're hired."

Miss I.
11-29-2010, 09:49 AM
Pre-interview with McDaniels...somewhere on a boat in Mexico....

B: So Pat, who are you thinking of hiriing? I heard on the train, you might hire some guy named Spaghetti? Spagshmutti? Or maybe a young man named McDonalds?

Pat: Dunno, been trying to sort it out. Young and successful Offensive Coordinator I can get on the cheap and start a hoodie fashion craze or an wise experience GM coupled with some jackass offensive coordinator from AZ? What do you think?

B: I think we should drink on it. How about (mumbling as he turns to get the drink) Jack Daniels?

Pat: What did you say? Hire McDaniels? Okay, there it is. Now where's that drink?

TheProfessor
11-29-2010, 09:52 AM
Something that is about to be said in their next meeting:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a7u8lpvIwvI/TIU2mQ4aU8I/AAAAAAAAABc/dFq9dF3u85Q/s1600/you_re_fired.jpg

broncosteven
11-29-2010, 01:28 PM
Barbarossa would have worked if the Nazi's were more Tough and Physical

Broncomutt
11-29-2010, 01:43 PM
Barbarossa would have worked if the Nazi's were more Tough and Physical

LOL. Barbarossa would have worked if Hitler was better at clock management!

oubronco
11-29-2010, 03:05 PM
This is great

bronco_diesel
11-29-2010, 03:33 PM
"the 2007 Superbowl was a fluke"

Mile High Shack
11-29-2010, 03:34 PM
Pat "Josh, this dick ain't gonna suck itself"

Josh "yes sir"

elsid13
11-29-2010, 03:47 PM
Barbarossa would have worked if the Nazi's were more Tough and Physical

Or Hilter had Steve Scarnecchia video tapping Zhukov's tank maneuvers

elsid13
11-29-2010, 04:05 PM
Josh, does this fur coat make my ass look big?

worm
11-29-2010, 05:41 PM
Please turn to page 62 on the Powerpoint presentation that Bill let me copy.

oubronco
11-29-2010, 05:47 PM
McD: Pat I need help

Pat: Damn right you do now bend over

Taco John
11-29-2010, 06:46 PM
"We'll call it the 'Wild Horses' formation, sir. When people see it, they'll fall all over themselves about how creative I am. From there, it will be nothing but eaaaasy sailing. What size is your ring finger, sir?"

Taco John
11-29-2010, 06:48 PM
"Very interesting, son. What was that stuff you said earlier about the all-flea flicker/screen pass attack? That sounded genius."

broncosteven
11-29-2010, 07:23 PM
"I think in game adjustments are overrated"

Woops my bad that was today's presser...

WolfpackGuy
11-29-2010, 08:13 PM
"Mark my words, I'm going to put Ryan Clady in the Pro Bowl...as a tight end."

elsid13
11-29-2010, 08:15 PM
See Mr. Bowlen, ever time we let the other team score, you get to take a shot. It's a great game.

Bigdawg26
11-29-2010, 11:45 PM
Lol!!!

uplink
11-30-2010, 02:49 AM
Now son if you push to hire a bunch of non-threatening assistants and a non-threatening GM you'll control things and get all the credit for the teams success, good or bad. Reminds me of the time Dan Reeves got me drunk and almost had me hire Captain Kangaroo to be the GM.

Taco John
11-30-2010, 02:49 AM
"You hungry for some Dominoes? Brian here has them on his Android, whatever that is. Brian, make it so!"

bronco_diesel
11-30-2010, 08:11 AM
"I know a great video guy we can use...and we'll need to buy a new video system"

uplink
11-30-2010, 08:29 AM
son, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

underrated29
11-30-2010, 01:03 PM
-ding dong

Bowlen-"Pizzas here!"

Josh- " I didnt order a pizza"

Pizza man- "Umm, yes we spoke to a Josh MF Mcdaniles. Who ordered this here pizza"

Josh- " I DIDNT MAKE ANY PHONE CALLS!!" "I swear!"

Miss I.
11-30-2010, 01:08 PM
-ding dong

Bowlen-"Pizzas here!"

Josh- " I didnt order a pizza"

Pizza man- "Umm, yes we spoke to a Josh MF Mcdaniles. Who ordered this here pizza"

Josh- " I DIDNT MAKE ANY PHONE CALLS!!" "I swear!"

Um Josh, we have it on video. Did you want to see it? ;D

underrated29
11-30-2010, 01:26 PM
Um Josh, we have it on video. Did you want to see it? ;D


I thought I already fired your ass once. Uhhjust a peek. For a second. Just to see how it feels.

broncosteven
11-30-2010, 02:21 PM
"Yes, it is true Charlie Weiss ate an entire pig with sides in an offense meeting once"