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Rock Chalk
11-24-2010, 06:12 AM
I wont be here tomorrow or really the rest of the week so I wanted to take this opportunity to say Happy Thanksgiving to all.

If you are traveling be safe. If you are staying home, be thankful, while our football team may not be very good, the Jayhawk men's basketball team looks to be quite formidable this year :)

IN all seriousness, I hope everyone has a good holiday and eats to their heart's content.

Adam

Bronco Rob
11-24-2010, 06:17 AM
George Carlin
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.


Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.


Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.





:sunshine:

strafen
11-24-2010, 06:19 AM
Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.





:sunshine:That's classic! LOL

oubronco
11-24-2010, 06:20 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all

TailgateNut
11-24-2010, 06:22 AM
Ditto here. Everyone be safe and thankfull for all you have (family, friends, health and freedom) and with that in mind be thankful for those who are serving in the military and don't have the luxury of being at home with their families during the holidays.

oubronco
11-24-2010, 06:26 AM
Here Here Tailgate

Bronco Rob
11-24-2010, 08:37 AM
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' "

Mitch Hedberg


"I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."

Arnold Schwarzenegger


"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."

Berke Breathed



:sunshine:

Popps
11-24-2010, 08:44 AM
Same to you Adam... and the rest. Have a great one. Count your blessings... literally.

Quoydogs
11-24-2010, 09:02 AM
Happy Turkey day !!

This one for all the Broncos fan out there.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=27570&stc=1&d=1290618170

Mile High Shack
11-24-2010, 09:03 AM
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Dagmar
11-24-2010, 09:09 AM
Happy Thanksgiving you crazy Americans!

Los Broncos
11-24-2010, 09:18 AM
Same to you, hope everyone has a happy and safe thanksgiving.

crawdad
11-24-2010, 09:22 AM
Thanks Adam, and the same to you and all my Bronco brothers and sisters here at the 'Mane. Season has been rough but ...been there, done that! Be safe and be thankful for all you have!

Crushaholic
11-24-2010, 09:30 AM
Tomorrow is about all you are grateful to have: health, family, freedom, etc. It's my favorite holiday (despite the less-than-stellar NFL choices...Ha!)

Kaylore
11-24-2010, 10:36 AM
Everyone have a good one! Find something to be thankful for. Me, the Broncos got destroyed, but Mike Tolbert's on my fantasy team.

ghwk
11-24-2010, 10:46 AM
"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."

Berke Breathed



:sunshine:

Hilarious! Man I miss Bloom County. This is a classic that I will be using over the Holidays. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

epicSocialism4tw
11-24-2010, 12:04 PM
http://www.nisk.k12.ny.us/birchwood/links/grade4links/images/imagesthanksgiving/squanto.jpg
Squanto

Man-Goblin
11-24-2010, 12:15 PM
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' "

Mitch Hedberg


This is 100x more funny if you read it in the Mitch Hedberg voice.

briane
11-24-2010, 12:42 PM
"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.' "

Mitch Hedberg




Mitch was awesome... I loved his humor.

HorseHead
11-24-2010, 12:48 PM
Hedberg when talking about commercial free radio: "if I don't hear the commercials, how I will know what to buy?..."

Go Lions! Also, "America, -ck yeah!"

briane
11-24-2010, 12:54 PM
Hedberg when talking about commercial free radio: "if I don't hear the commercials, how I will know what to buy?..."

Go Lions! Also, "America, -ck yeah!"

couple of my faves:

"On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the f### did you get that banana at?'"

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"

TDmvp
11-24-2010, 03:09 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL ...

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Smiling Assassin27
11-24-2010, 03:12 PM
A turkey is more occult and awful than all the angels and archangels. In so far as God has partly revealed to us an angelic world, he has partly told us what an angel means. But God has never told us what a turkey means. And if you go and stare at a live turkey for an hour or two, you will find by the end of it that the enigma has rather increased than diminished.--G.K. Chesterton


I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.--G.K. Chesterton



Have a safe, sane, and blessed Thanksgiving Day, y'all.

epicSocialism4tw
11-24-2010, 03:51 PM
Have a safe, sane, and blessed Thanksgiving Day, y'all.

Chesterton is awesome. A dude that has stimulated C.S. Lewis' mind has done something impressive.

Smiling Assassin27
11-24-2010, 03:55 PM
Chesterton is awesome. A dude that has stimulated C.S. Lewis' mind has done something impressive.

Easily in my top 3 authors/philosophers/renaissance men of all time. Happy to see a man who recognizes genius!

Miss I.
11-24-2010, 04:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone. I want to take this moment to wish you all a wonderful holiday filled with joy and love. May you be surrounded by loved ones.
I would like to count my blessings also: health, family, friends, freedom and love. May I never take them for granted.
Miss I.

gunns
11-24-2010, 04:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! I have much to be thankful for this year, sans football. My son is home from Korea and wasn't here last year. Still missing one son who is in Minnesota but I'm thankful he's with his family and we'll see him on skype. Life is good, health is good, and for that I am thankful.

And the kitchen already smells awesome.

Requiem
11-24-2010, 05:25 PM
Thank you to all the Natives who helped out the Pilgrims.

chadta
11-24-2010, 05:32 PM
happy thanksgiving to my american friends

Requiem
11-24-2010, 05:33 PM
We ain't your friends, Canuck!

Bronco Boy
11-24-2010, 06:36 PM
We ain't your friends, Canuck!

Ah, the real Thanksgiving spirit comes out.

TDmvp
11-24-2010, 07:14 PM
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strafen
11-24-2010, 07:41 PM
happy thanksgiving to my american friendsThat's right. You guys don't celebrate Thanksgiving like we do here, huh?

epicSocialism4tw
11-24-2010, 08:08 PM
That's right. You guys don't celebrate Thanksgiving like we do here, huh?

Well there's the whole Plymouth, Pilgrims, and Native Americans thing about Thanksgiving.

Requiem
11-24-2010, 08:44 PM
That's right. You guys don't celebrate Thanksgiving like we do here, huh?

They do in October. For a variety of reasons, just like ours. Don't be a mental midget like McSkillet.

Bronco Yoda
11-25-2010, 01:09 AM
Happy Turkey day friends. Eat, drink and be merry.

Broncochica
11-25-2010, 10:04 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! :peace:

ScottXray
11-25-2010, 10:30 AM
Happy thanksgiving to all! May you all be blessed with health , Happiness (in your personal lives), and good fortune!

I have many things to be thankful for this year.

I am healthy, and have a good job and a warm home.

My wife caught her cancer early and is almost through with Chemo. There is a way to go, but so far all signs are positive. We will have more time together.

My children are in good relationships and my grandkids are not crazy, and are a pleasure to see and visit. No drugs (I think) or major problems looming on any of those fronts.

I live in a country where people volunteer to defend it, and are willing to go to the ends of the earth to do so. Whether we should be there or not, they are there for me and you. I thank them for their sacrifice.

The Broncos may suck, but I have a Team to root on, the ability to see them play (or not), and the Mane to talk about it. And it really is just a Game! In the scope of things, if the Broncos sucking is the worst that we have to complain about, we are all Blessed.

Again,

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!:peace:

oubronco
11-25-2010, 02:41 PM
Oh man I ate waaaaaaaaaay too much

TailgateNut
11-25-2010, 03:26 PM
Happy thanksgiving to all! May you all be blessed with health , Happiness (in your personal lives), and good fortune!

I have many things to be thankful for this year.

I am healthy, and have a good job and a warm home.

My wife caught her cancer early and is almost through with Chemo. There is a way to go, but so far all signs are positive. We will have more time together.

My children are in good relationships and my grandkids are not crazy, and are a pleasure to see and visit. No drugs (I think) or major problems looming on any of those fronts.

I live in a country where people volunteer to defend it, and are willing to go to the ends of the earth to do so. Whether we should be there or not, they are there for me and you. I thank them for their sacrifice.

The Broncos may suck, but I have a Team to root on, the ability to see them play (or not), and the Mane to talk about it. And it really is just a Game! In the scope of things, if the Broncos sucking is the worst that we have to complain about, we are all Blessed.

Again,

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!:peace:


Great post.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend.

chadta
11-25-2010, 03:50 PM
They do in October. For a variety of reasons, just like ours.

yeah we dont do holidays as well as you guys, we get one day for thankgiving, not half a week, and our canada day is supposed to be july 1st, but half the people do it the friday before and half do it the friday after.

Dudeskey
11-25-2010, 05:11 PM
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Requiem
11-25-2010, 05:42 PM
yeah we dont do holidays as well as you guys, we get one day for thankgiving, not half a week, and our canada day is supposed to be july 1st, but half the people do it the friday before and half do it the friday after.

America loves to party!

epicSocialism4tw
11-26-2010, 01:08 AM
yeah we dont do holidays as well as you guys, we get one day for thankgiving, not half a week, and our canada day is supposed to be july 1st, but half the people do it the friday before and half do it the friday after.

Thanksgiving is a very specific holiday here in the US and refers to a specific event and the implications of such.

It has turned into a general "eat turkey and pass out on the couch watching TV" kind of thing, but it was made a national holiday because of the event at Plymouth and the wonderful expression, through faith, of thanks to God for bringing them across the ocean to be able to freely practice their faith. Its a beautiful thing.

It has been co-opted by everyone in the country, even the nonreligious, but its roots are in the celebration of religious freedom.

chadta
11-26-2010, 04:09 AM
Thanksgiving is a very specific holiday here in the US and refers to a specific event and the implications of such.

It has turned into a general "eat turkey and pass out on the couch watching TV" kind of thing, but it was made a national holiday because of the event at Plymouth and the wonderful expression, through faith, of thanks to God for bringing them across the ocean to be able to freely practice their faith. Its a beautiful thing.

It has been co-opted by everyone in the country, even the nonreligious, but its roots are in the celebration of religious freedom.


yeah and christmas was about the birth of christ, not some fat guy in a red suit, and easter was about him rising from the dead, not a stupid rabbit hiding eggs, so whats your point ?

BTW we screwed our natives out of the land too, we just did it by trading them magic beans and beaver pelts, not by killing them like you guys did