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bowtown
10-26-2010, 11:03 AM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

tsiguy96
10-26-2010, 11:05 AM
im confused

baja
10-26-2010, 11:06 AM
It was a ground floor opportunity.

Bad reference by us both.

baja
10-26-2010, 11:06 AM
im confused

Did you just realize that? ;D

bowtown
10-26-2010, 11:07 AM
I have no idea how to change this title.

baja
10-26-2010, 11:08 AM
I have no idea how to change this title.

Edit your OP

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five dollar please.

Chris
10-26-2010, 11:08 AM
http://shadowpress.org/Giuliani%20Hand%20on%20Head.jpg

bowtown
10-26-2010, 11:10 AM
Edit your OP

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five dollar please.

Thanks! On it's way.

Ray Finkle
10-26-2010, 11:11 AM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

you're a douche bag

Chris
10-26-2010, 11:12 AM
Thanks! On it's way.

change joke.

Beantown Bronco
10-26-2010, 11:14 AM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

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Miss I.
10-26-2010, 11:16 AM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

Dude, I like you but I came this close to neg repping you for that parallel to 9/11. IMHO that analogy is both in poor taste and weak. We lost a game Sunday, not our lives.

Dagmar
10-26-2010, 11:17 AM
http://www.seoboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/implied-facepalm.jpg

Taco John
10-26-2010, 11:18 AM
I have no idea how to change this title.

Double click on it on the front page.

bowtown
10-26-2010, 11:18 AM
Too soon?

colonelbeef
10-26-2010, 11:20 AM
R

Miss I.
10-26-2010, 11:24 AM
Too soon?

Maybe a bit, but I am still pretty upset about that and the last two terms of lousy leadership so it could just be me.

I have heard buying seats on the Titanic might be something you could get away with now.

But returning to your actual point, I do think it's interesting timing that after that game these seats would become available.

tsiguy96
10-26-2010, 11:25 AM
good, if people are gonna give up their seats after that game, they dont deserve em!

im pretty sure it would take a bullet to the head for tailgatenut to give up his seats. or tim tebow.

Flex Gunmetal
10-26-2010, 11:27 AM
good, if people are gonna give up their seats after that game, they dont deserve em!

im pretty sure it would take a bullet to the head for tailgatenut to give up his seats. or tim tebow.

Every season ticket holder should be reimbursed for this weekend.

bowtown
10-26-2010, 11:27 AM
Maybe a bit, but I am still pretty upset about that and the last two terms of lousy leadership so it could just be me.

I have heard buying seats on the Titanic might be something you could get away with now.

But returning to your actual point, I do think it's interesting timing that after that game these seats would become available.

They've always been available, they never sell out the club level, it just boggles my mind that they would actually allow cold calls to the waiting list about the most overpriced seats in the stadium on the day after one of the worst defeats in recent memory. Maybe want to give that one a acouple of days or maybe even a week to settle? Seems like someone didn't really think that one through. I feel bad for the girl making those calls, I bet she got some people who weren't quite as nice as me about it.

Beantown Bronco
10-26-2010, 11:31 AM
I feel bad for the girl making those calls, I bet she got some people who weren't quite as nice as me about it.

Seriously. I can't even imagine. She probably has to deal with enough harrassing people on the other end of the line on a good day. Yesterday? Holy crap. Probably had to put her on suicide watch last night.

TailgateNut
10-26-2010, 11:35 AM
good, if people are gonna give up their seats after that game, they dont deserve em!

im pretty sure it would take a bullet to the head for tailgatenut to give up his seats. or tim tebow.

or a 59-14 loss to the ****ing raiders;)

Br0nc0Buster
10-26-2010, 11:36 AM
I bought a golf headcover from a golf store in one of the Twin Towers like a week before it collapsed

Miss I.
10-26-2010, 11:48 AM
I have this imaginary phone up scenario in my head on how Denver could unload those club seats:

Kimberly the Ticket Girl: Good Evening today sir.
Disgruntled Fan: GRRRR...What's so good about it?
KTG: Well sir I have a fabulous offer to make you
DF: does it involve a bottle of tequila, nudity and burning Raiders gear in effigy?
KTG: No, sir I think better than that. Tickets to our premium wonderful club level tickets at Invesco at Mile High..It includes...
DF: WHAT? You want to sell me overpriced tickets to watch a team that gets slaughtered by the bastard love children of Al Davis and Octomom? NO, NO, NO
KTG: But sir, sir, you haven't heard the deal. With these seats come ...
DF: Let me stop you now sister. Unless those seats come with unlimited alcohol, you pay me to take them, and a date with the entire Denver Broncos Cheerleading team, and bring Josh McDaniels head on a platter I don't want to hear it.
KTG: Hold on a second sir, let me talk to my supervisor.
Hold Music: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...
DF: Are you effin kiddin me with this music?
KTG: Sorry about the wait sir, but I am sure you will be very happy with what my supervisor has approved.
DF: Hmm, okay fine, what is it.
KTG: Well, my supervisor says we can meet all your requests, but one. However, he's willing to make a compromise.
DF: I don't think so, I want all of those things.
KTG: But here's the compromise okay. While we can't actually give you Josh's head off his shoulders, his wife is willing to part with his balls which were put on ice years ago? What do you say sir? Sir? Are you there? Sir?
Damn, I know I should've offered Dk in a box instead.
;D

baja
10-26-2010, 12:16 PM
Seriously. I can't even imagine. She probably has to deal with enough harrassing people on the other end of the line on a good day. Yesterday? Holy crap. Probably had to put her on suicide watch last night.

If she sold even one I want her on my sales team.

missingnumber7
10-26-2010, 12:23 PM
I have this imaginary phone up scenario in my head on how Denver could unload those club seats:

Kimberly the Ticket Girl: Good Evening today sir.
Disgruntled Fan: GRRRR...What's so good about it?
KTG: Well sir I have a fabulous offer to make you
DF: does it involve a bottle of tequila, nudity and burning Raiders gear in effigy?
KTG: No, sir I think better than that. Tickets to our premium wonderful club level tickets at Invesco at Mile High..It includes...
DF: WHAT? You want to sell me overpriced tickets to watch a team that gets slaughtered by the bastard love children of Al Davis and Octomom? NO, NO, NO
KTG: But sir, sir, you haven't heard the deal. With these seats come ...
DF: Let me stop you now sister. Unless those seats come with unlimited alcohol, you pay me to take them, and a date with the entire Denver Broncos Cheerleading team, and bring Josh McDaniels head on a platter I don't want to hear it.
KTG: Hold on a second sir, let me talk to my supervisor.
Hold Music: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...
DF: Are you effin kiddin me with this music?
KTG: Sorry about the wait sir, but I am sure you will be very happy with what my supervisor has approved.
DF: Hmm, okay fine, what is it.
KTG: Well, my supervisor says we can meet all your requests, but one. However, he's willing to make a compromise.
DF: I don't think so, I want all of those things.
KTG: But here's the compromise okay. While we can't actually give you Josh's head off his shoulders, his wife is willing to part with his balls which were put on ice years ago? What do you say sir? Sir? Are you there? Sir?
Damn, I know I should've offered Dk in a box instead.
;D

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TheReverend
10-26-2010, 12:29 PM
If she sold even one I want her on my sales team.

The tinfoil hat business?

Requiem
10-26-2010, 12:49 PM
I thought the OP was clever. You will not be negged.

epicSocialism4tw
10-26-2010, 02:29 PM
Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

Jackass of the day. Well done.

BroncosSR
10-26-2010, 02:38 PM
I have this imaginary phone up scenario in my head on how Denver could unload those club seats:

Kimberly the Ticket Girl: Good Evening today sir.
Disgruntled Fan: GRRRR...What's so good about it?
KTG: Well sir I have a fabulous offer to make you
DF: does it involve a bottle of tequila, nudity and burning Raiders gear in effigy?
KTG: No, sir I think better than that. Tickets to our premium wonderful club level tickets at Invesco at Mile High..It includes...
DF: WHAT? You want to sell me overpriced tickets to watch a team that gets slaughtered by the bastard love children of Al Davis and Octomom? NO, NO, NO
KTG: But sir, sir, you haven't heard the deal. With these seats come ...
DF: Let me stop you now sister. Unless those seats come with unlimited alcohol, you pay me to take them, and a date with the entire Denver Broncos Cheerleading team, and bring Josh McDaniels head on a platter I don't want to hear it.
KTG: Hold on a second sir, let me talk to my supervisor.
Hold Music: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...
DF: Are you effin kiddin me with this music?
KTG: Sorry about the wait sir, but I am sure you will be very happy with what my supervisor has approved.
DF: Hmm, okay fine, what is it.
KTG: Well, my supervisor says we can meet all your requests, but one. However, he's willing to make a compromise.
DF: I don't think so, I want all of those things.
KTG: But here's the compromise okay. While we can't actually give you Josh's head off his shoulders, his wife is willing to part with his balls which were put on ice years ago? What do you say sir? Sir? Are you there? Sir?
Damn, I know I should've offered Dk in a box instead.
;D

That's hilarious...

bowtown
10-26-2010, 02:44 PM
Jackass of the day. Well done.

Thanks, homie! I'll return it to your mantle tomorrow.

KipCorrington25
10-26-2010, 08:07 PM
Would it have been OK if he said the Pentagon?

Dr. Broncenstein
10-26-2010, 08:18 PM
The Broncos called me today trying to sell some poopy-flavored lollipops.

epicSocialism4tw
10-26-2010, 08:31 PM
The Broncos called me today trying to sell some poopy-flavored lollipops.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/164/a/4/Amigurumi_Mr_Poop_Lollipop_YUM_by_amigurumikingdom .jpg

spdirty
10-26-2010, 09:08 PM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

I bet McD thought it would be a good idea.

RhymesayersDU
10-26-2010, 09:15 PM
Yeah making that call the day after that loss takes some balls.

cabronco
10-26-2010, 09:22 PM
It was probably a prank, and get your c.c.#. I dont believe there is a Bronocs PR Dept. :clown:

gunns
10-26-2010, 09:46 PM
So yesterday the Broncos called me to ask me if I was interested in buying club level seats.

Really? That's like asking me to buy office space in the twin towers on 9/12.

Don't like the analogy, over the top. And I had the opportunity I'd grab it in a second. While I'm disgusted with this team right now, I'm still a Bronco fan and would love to be able to watch them in person on a regular basis.

MrPeepers
10-26-2010, 10:03 PM
they called me a week ago.

bowtown
10-27-2010, 07:08 AM
Don't like the analogy, over the top. And I had the opportunity I'd grab it in a second. While I'm disgusted with this team right now, I'm still a Bronco fan and would love to be able to watch them in person on a regular basis.

You can grab it. The club level seats are always available for purchase if you have $1200/seat. That's why they cold call on them. I'm still over 13,000 in the waiting list.

Ramathorn
10-27-2010, 01:44 PM
you're a douche bag

It was a joke. Have a sense of humor.

Ray Finkle
10-27-2010, 01:47 PM
It was a joke. Have a sense of humor.

spend time on your daily commute where you pass the exact spot at the pentagon where you lost friends.....


then come back and tell me it is a joke.

epicSocialism4tw
10-27-2010, 01:53 PM
It was a joke. Have a sense of humor.

Grow up.

Requiem
10-27-2010, 02:26 PM
spend time on your daily commute where you pass the exact spot at the pentagon where you lost friends.....


then come back and tell me it is a joke.

A little too sensitive, are we?