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Rohirrim
10-25-2010, 12:47 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Josh, how would you like to be my Mini-me?

Rabb
10-25-2010, 12:54 PM
The light switch on the left is broken, and the water heater makes a funny noise...other than that you should be good. Enjoy the basement.

Quoydogs
10-25-2010, 12:55 PM
Hopefully, this will provide a little levity:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

See I told you all the plays on this sheet are exactly the same as the one I mailed you but I guess you already no that.

Rohirrim
10-25-2010, 12:55 PM
I'll have my trainer drop off a case of KY, Josh.

Pontius Pirate
10-25-2010, 12:57 PM
Mr. Cable, I have no idea what this chart says that I'm holding here. Can you tell me what it says?

Taco John
10-25-2010, 12:58 PM
As an Idaho Vandals alum, I absolutely hate Tom Cable. I can't believe Josh let this no-talent hack steal a record on our home field.

Oh, uh, levity... a caption... Let's see...

I got nothing.

Taco John
10-25-2010, 01:00 PM
"Nice effing Hoodie loser. Call me when you get out of your pull-ups and ready to start wearing the big boy pants."

bendog
10-25-2010, 01:01 PM
"Kid here's my valet parking ticket. Leave the Caddy by the locker room door, and here's a buck for you."

Miss I.
10-25-2010, 01:03 PM
Hopefully, this will provide a little levity:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

No worries Jason, oh um Josh. We've got some waterboy positions open if you need a job.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-25-2010, 01:04 PM
Hopefully, this will provide a little levity:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Well, that was fun. I'm off to beat my wife and punch an assistant. Smell ya later.

bendog
10-25-2010, 01:12 PM
Kid, the dress code is shirts with collars and real pants with belts. Even if you can't be one, show up looking like a professional. Be here on time tomorow with your kit, and I'll give you a pass on detention.

<img src="http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9341/09000d5d81b94e89gallery.jpg">

Smiling Assassin27
10-25-2010, 01:24 PM
Hopefully, this will provide a little levity:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Miracle McDaniels: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.

Fezzik Cable: I'm on the brute squad.

Miracle McDaniels: you ARE the brute squad...

Man-Goblin
10-25-2010, 01:31 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Josh: "Heyyyy, wait a minute! Where did you get this playbook?"

Hajisan
10-25-2010, 01:35 PM
Hopefully, this will provide a little levity:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Cable: See now? When you just go limp and wait for it to end, it doesn't hurt as much. Women always end up fighting back, but not you. Heh, not you.

Miss I.
10-25-2010, 01:38 PM
Miracle McDaniels: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.

Fezzik Cable: I'm on the brute squad.

Miracle McDaniels: you ARE the brute squad...

WINNER!

Though I have to say, I don't know if that isnt' a bit insulting to the late Andre the Giant. I loved that dude. ;D

Mile High Shack
10-25-2010, 01:40 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg



Next time I tell you you have a purty mouth, you better bend over faster

RaiderH8r
10-25-2010, 01:48 PM
Kid, the dress code is shirts with collars and real pants with belts. Even if you can't be one, show up looking like a professional. Be here on time tomorow with your kit, and I'll give you a pass on detention.

<img src="http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9341/09000d5d81b94e89gallery.jpg">

Pat Bowlen: [experimenting McKid] Okay McKid. They say you're a coach, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear collared shirts and pants with belts on this level, son.
[McKid trades away the talent, uses a first to trade into the second to draft a third rate talent in Fonzi Smith, fails some other **** and then lays a turd at home against the Raiders, Bowlen talks to Ellis]
Pat Bowlen: How much!?!
Pepper Leach: [looking at the scoreboard] 59-14.
Pat Bowlen: We better teach this kid control before he kills the fanbase.

Kaylore
10-25-2010, 02:26 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Cable: Tough loss....there are days like this...
McD: Yeah....I guess you're right. Thanks for being kind.
Cable: No prob! Been there. Oh yeah, I banged your wife at half time.
McD: ....

oubronco
10-25-2010, 02:39 PM
How did you like that ass raping?

Pony Boy
10-25-2010, 02:49 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Would you like fries with that order coach Cabel ?

Broncoman13
10-25-2010, 02:51 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Josh, how would you like to be my Mini-me?


McD: Thanks for calling off the dogs, you could have scored 80 on us!

Cable: Yeah, but then Pat would fire your ass and they might bring somebody in that could build a team here and actually compete.

McD: Hey, That's not nice...

Cable: Relax Josh and sleep well tonight knowing that you can beat at least one team in Southern California... USC... well, maybe!

bronco_diesel
10-25-2010, 02:55 PM
"hey Tom...if I have a job next year...and if you get fired...want to come coach my OL?"

bronco militia
10-25-2010, 02:55 PM
stinko!

RaiderH8r
10-25-2010, 02:57 PM
stinko!

Pictured: Kyle Orton tries, and fails, to lay a turd bigger than the one his Broncos pinched off against the Raiders Sunday.

orinjkrush
10-25-2010, 02:57 PM
Sir, could I interest you in this really cool Madden cheat sheet? I got it in Boston!

lostknight
10-25-2010, 03:03 PM
"Can I have a job? No, thanks anyways"

broncosteven
10-25-2010, 03:48 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg



OK Mr. Cable, I guess you can setup a Blackhole in the south endzone and change the name to Al Davis Memorial Stadium at Mile High now that you own the place.

broncosteven
10-25-2010, 03:52 PM
[QUOTE=Rohirrim;2982788]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

[QUOTE]

Mr. Cable sir! Didn't Lonnie (Bob) Paxton play a flawless game! He is worth every cent of his $1.5 mil![/

fontaine
10-25-2010, 03:53 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg


Josh: "Hey, what were all those run plays you were calling?"

Cable: "It's called the zone blocking scheme, you arrogant clown."

lod01
10-25-2010, 05:05 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg



'I kicked your punkass and made you my bitch.

Broncoman13
10-25-2010, 05:44 PM
Josh: "Hey, what were all those run plays you were calling?"

Cable: "It's called the zone blocking scheme, you arrogant clown."

Hahaha... WINNER!!!

Quoydogs
10-25-2010, 05:51 PM
Hahaha... WINNER!!!

Agreed !

colonelbeef
10-25-2010, 05:52 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Tag, you're the AFC West failure standard now

go_broncos
10-25-2010, 06:44 PM
Josh: "Hey, what were all those run plays you were calling?"

Cable: "It's called the zone blocking scheme, you arrogant clown."

Good one..LOL

uplink
10-25-2010, 07:39 PM
Josh: I just accidentally picked up this periodic table this morning and left the play sheet at home. Do you believe me Mr. Cable.
Cable: That's alright son, next time.

Boogerboots
10-25-2010, 07:47 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/8d/fullj.eb5b065bf154a1c69bc8ccb034d036c2/bf3736b26686404c957afe94913487f1.jpg

Great game Fred.

Good try Barney. Maybe next time.

Bigdawg26
10-25-2010, 11:13 PM
McDaniels: Those guys scoring all those touchdowns... What are they called?
Cable: Running backs you should try to get some!
McDaniels: Gasp!! So they do exist!!!

Dr. Broncenstein
10-25-2010, 11:37 PM
Mr Cable, my name is Josh. Does your lawn need mowing?