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ak1971
10-19-2010, 06:29 PM
So I am making some signs for kids at the game this weekend..

Do we use Rectal Raiders
Rump Raiders.
Anal Raiders

or do I hand these out:

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/bustedtees82c269e5bad26e4d82802b5ceeeb3eb8-1.jpg

broncosteven
10-19-2010, 06:37 PM
Shocker REP!

RhymesayersDU
10-19-2010, 06:37 PM
This should end well.

broncosteven
10-19-2010, 06:40 PM
How about a Donkey Punch sign?

This would be perfect to draw and it would keep your kids entertained until kickoff:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_punch.jpg

WABronco
10-19-2010, 06:40 PM
Only if you want to create a new wave of delinquents in the Denver area.

OBF1
10-19-2010, 06:46 PM
Oakland douchebags

fu cking losers

Go back to jail

Raider fan = unemployment line

The possibilities are endless

broncosteven
10-19-2010, 06:50 PM
BTW I like to call the Raiders the "Butt Pirates" so theres that

Chris
10-19-2010, 07:04 PM
So I am making some signs for kids at the game this weekend..

Do we use Rectal Raiders
Rump Raiders.
Anal Raiders

or do I hand these out:

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/bustedtees82c269e5bad26e4d82802b5ceeeb3eb8-1.jpg

I actually have one of those behind my screen at all times (no joke).

Bob's your Information Minister
10-19-2010, 07:10 PM
If you take a sign to a football game you are officially a huge attention-whoring tool.

Chris
10-19-2010, 07:14 PM
If you take a sign to a football game you are officially a huge attention-whoring tool.

http://prosportsblogging.com/psb/uploads/2010/09/chiefs-fan4.jpg

brncs_fan
10-19-2010, 07:25 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReU3P6qb-LE5nDK5SAFwVj6gXZoM1eXIby5rixQPyPijZRUkQ&t=1&usg=__Dc52BH9gt1pQIIq98u7OqJo5V-k=

Gort
10-19-2010, 07:29 PM
So I am making some signs for kids at the game this weekend..

Do we use Rectal Raiders
Rump Raiders.
Anal Raiders


since you're obviously trying to raise little delinquents, why not just cut to the chase and bring a bunch of signs with this painted on them:

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/ghostbusters.jpg

Boogerboots
10-19-2010, 07:47 PM
Perhaps you could work something like this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/boogerboots/depends.jpg

... although the old wrinkly guy may file a lawsuit against you or something.

Man-Goblin
10-19-2010, 08:46 PM
When I was in college, I made a sign asking Dave Andreychuk to sodomize Mike Modano with his stick for a game 7 Western Conference Finals viewing party at the Pepsi Center. When I finally got on the jumbotron they asked me to leave. I had to listen to the Avs valiant but failed comeback on the radio.

College was awesome.

RhymesayersDU
10-19-2010, 10:34 PM
If you take a sign to a football game you are officially a huge attention-whoring tool.

Coming from you, this is hilarious.

Los Broncos
10-19-2010, 10:52 PM
Print out one one those photos of Raider fans that people are always posting here.

Bob's your Information Minister
10-19-2010, 10:55 PM
Coming from you, this is hilarious.

First football game I went to, I brought a sign.

I was a huge, attention-whoring tool.

Learned my lesson. Now I confine my attention-whoring tool ways to the interwebs.

broncocalijohn
10-19-2010, 11:08 PM
Ak, I dont condone any kid using those signs OVER the age of 12. 12 would be a perfect age. I made up a sign for my nephew when we went to the game. If you need any cardboard, the other side is still good to use. Just cross out the DIRTY SANCHEZ side so you dont get confuse. I am sooo glad my sister let me take the nephew to his first game.

DomCasual
10-20-2010, 08:26 AM
A few suggestions:

"Long-haired freaky people need not apply!"

"Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight!"

"You got to have a membership card to get inside!"

"Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray!"

vancejohnson82
10-20-2010, 08:30 AM
First football game I went to, I brought a sign.

I was a huge, attention-whoring tool.

Learned my lesson. Now I confine my attention-whoring tool ways to the interwebs.

understatement

loborugger
10-20-2010, 09:24 AM
First football game I went to, I brought a sign.

I was a huge, attention-whoring tool.

Learned my lesson. Now I confine my attention-whoring tool ways to the interwebs.

Over 23K posts would indicate nothing has changed.

55CrushEm
10-20-2010, 10:09 AM
If you take a sign to a football game you are officially a huge attention-whoring tool.

Boob, you cally ANYONE an attention-whoring tool is the biggest example of "the pot calling the kettle black" that I've ever heard........

Pony Boy
10-20-2010, 10:19 AM
Yes. it's important the kids learn how to prepare for a game..........they will thank you later.

Gort
10-20-2010, 11:09 AM
Boob, you cally ANYONE an attention-whoring tool is the biggest example of "the pot calling the kettle black" that I've ever heard........

then you didn't see him making fun of Tebow for being a virgin last week.

ak1971
10-20-2010, 04:59 PM
Now I just have to get the little league team sponsored by Hooters and Budweiser

Dudeskey
10-20-2010, 06:09 PM
Perhaps you could work something like this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/boogerboots/depends.jpg

... although the old wrinkly guy may file a lawsuit against you or something.

so maybe something like this
http://www.greenberg-art.com/.toons/.toons,%20calif/qqxsgraiderssuit.gif