View Full Version : What did you do when Tebow scored?
Bob's your Information Minister
10-17-2010, 06:57 PM
I'm just wondering how Broncos fans reacted to their lord and savior finally losing his NFL virginity...since you know, he's still working on that whole real life virginity thing. This had to be the next best thing.
I personally haven't seen it...averting my eyes and all that stuff. I don't want to be blinded by his unholy Donk glory, which of course is sacrilegous and blasphemous to a Chiefs fan like me. But I'm interested in your reactions.
Did you begin speaking in tongues? Fall to your knees to pray and beg and the squirrel ran out of your britches leg? Did you begin to weep in joy over the sheer holiness of the moment?
TD JESUS!
:tebow::tebow::tebow:
SonOfLe-loLang
10-17-2010, 06:58 PM
Cheered, asshole.
Very worthy of a thread, thanks. dick.
Popps
10-17-2010, 06:59 PM
Can't wait until he scores at KC. Going to be double-the-pleasure.
WolfpackGuy
10-17-2010, 07:02 PM
I heard violins.
Goobzilla
10-17-2010, 07:04 PM
I saw a bright light...and it was GLORIOUS!
Bob's your Information Minister
10-17-2010, 07:04 PM
Can't wait until he scores at KC. Going to be double-the-pleasure.
He's not going to use his divine influence on Nov.14 to protect your house? I mean, our house?
DarkHorse
10-17-2010, 07:06 PM
I grew a tremendous Teboner.
Hulamau
10-17-2010, 07:07 PM
I'm just wondering how Broncos fans reacted to their lord and savior finally losing his NFL virginity...since you know, he's still working on that whole real life virginity thing. This had to be the next best thing.
I personally haven't seen it...averting my eyes and all that stuff. I don't want to be blinded by his unholy Donk glory, which of course is sacrilegous and blasphemous to a Chiefs fan like me. But I'm interested in your reactions.
Did you begin speaking in tongues? Fall to your knees to pray and beg and the squirrel ran out of your britches leg? Did you begin to weep in joy over the sheer holiness of the moment?
TD JESUS!
:tebow::tebow::tebow:
Got out my 'Boob Monkey' and strangled him!
manchambo
10-17-2010, 07:15 PM
There were two loud mouth Jets fans sitting in front of me and yelled as loud as I could at them: "Jesus just scored a touchdown on your asses."
epicSocialism4tw
10-17-2010, 07:16 PM
When Tebow scored, I didnt think at all about Bob'sYourBigMac.
Dr. Broncenstein
10-17-2010, 07:18 PM
http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RandyMarshJizz.jpg
WhoIsJohnGalt
10-17-2010, 07:29 PM
he's still working on that whole real life virginity thing
sheesh... talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.
Bob's your Information Minister
10-17-2010, 07:46 PM
sheesh... talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
you couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.
Yeah but craigslist is like owning the monkey whorehouse.
Greatspirits
10-17-2010, 08:32 PM
I Queefed all over myself!
WABronco
10-17-2010, 08:47 PM
I lol'd at what Rex Ryan was probably saying.
The MVPlaya
10-17-2010, 08:47 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/153610-1/Vader_force_bowling.gif?
I loved that Orton was in the game lined up far right. There are going to be some twists to this play before the season is over.
ZachKC
10-17-2010, 10:10 PM
I raised an eyebrow.
theAPAOps5
10-17-2010, 10:10 PM
Love how Blob's Chiefs choked away a win and started their slide to another missed playoff and all he can do is post about the Broncos.
Pathetic loss today Blob, kind of like your existence.
strafen
10-17-2010, 10:29 PM
I loved it.
No surprise from me there...
It was nice actually to see Tebow go in and produce. That's what it's all about.
strafen
10-17-2010, 10:32 PM
I raised an eyebrow.I can almost feel already the chiefs will not end up winning the AFC West when everything is said and done...
The winner will eventually be just over .500 if not at .500.
Heck, it could even be won by a team with a losing record. Ha!
Taco John
10-17-2010, 10:39 PM
Honestly, I felt like what people must feel like when they take crack for the first time. I was like a Tebow fiend after that. I like Orton a lot. He's a class guy who does everything you ask of him. But I was annoyed that he was in, and I kept hoping to see Tebow. I started to get ultra critical of Orton, and more and more irritated that Tebow wasn't in. I finally snapped out of it when I saw one of our guys lying on the field and for a brief moment, even though it was defense on the field, I wondered if it might be Orton. That's when I finally came to my senses. Tebow hadn't thrown a single pass, and Josh apparently wasn't even going to dare to risk such a thing. He's probably got a long way to go before he'd do something like that. What a terrible thing for me to let cross my mind.
I apologize to Orton for my jonesing fits there. But man, that touchdown sparked off something in me that went out of control. It was an elation I haven't felt since the 90's filled with potential and possibilities. And every play that Tebow wasn't in started feeling like a wasted opportunity to me.
I wish we got to see him throw the ball. :)
(got to snap out of it)
epicSocialism4tw
10-17-2010, 10:44 PM
Honestly, I felt like what people must feel like when they take crack for the first time. I was like a Tebow fiend after that. I like Orton a lot. He's a class guy who does everything you ask of him. But I was annoyed that he was in, and I kept hoping to see Tebow. I started to get ultra critical of Orton, and more and more irritated that Tebow wasn't in. I finally snapped out of it when I saw one of our guys lying on the field and for a brief moment, even though it was defense on the field, I wondered if it might be Orton. That's when I finally came to my senses. Tebow hadn't thrown a single pass, and Josh apparently wasn't even going to dare to risk such a thing. He's probably got a long way to go before he'd do something like that. What a terrible thing for me to let cross my mind.
I apologize to Orton for my jonesing fits there. But man, that touchdown sparked off something in me that went out of control. It was an elation I haven't felt since the 90's filled with potential and possibilities. And every play that Tebow wasn't in started feeling like a wasted opportunity to me.
I wish we got to see him throw the ball. :)
(got to snap out of it)
Orton is money between the 20's. Let Tebow have a shot in the red zone. ;D
footstepsfrom#27
10-17-2010, 11:12 PM
I breathed a huge sigh of relief that we didn't wind up tradiing for Matt Cassel.
I pulled my dog off you while you were in the "Prone position"
Ratboy
10-17-2010, 11:35 PM
Yeah but craigslist is like owning the monkey whorehouse.
Pretty comical.
How's getting ****ed in the ass treating you? You have yet experienced the inside of a vagina.
Honestly, I felt like what people must feel like when they take crack for the first time. I was like a Tebow fiend after that. I like Orton a lot. He's a class guy who does everything you ask of him. But I was annoyed that he was in, and I kept hoping to see Tebow. I started to get ultra critical of Orton, and more and more irritated that Tebow wasn't in. I finally snapped out of it when I saw one of our guys lying on the field and for a brief moment, even though it was defense on the field, I wondered if it might be Orton. That's when I finally came to my senses. Tebow hadn't thrown a single pass, and Josh apparently wasn't even going to dare to risk such a thing. He's probably got a long way to go before he'd do something like that. What a terrible thing for me to let cross my mind.
I apologize to Orton for my jonesing fits there. But man, that touchdown sparked off something in me that went out of control. It was an elation I haven't felt since the 90's filled with potential and possibilities. And every play that Tebow wasn't in started feeling like a wasted opportunity to me.
I wish we got to see him throw the ball. :)
(got to snap out of it)
LOL good stuff
Mightysmurf
10-18-2010, 05:32 AM
Honestly, I felt like what people must feel like when they take crack for the first time. I was like a Tebow fiend after that. I like Orton a lot. He's a class guy who does everything you ask of him. But I was annoyed that he was in, and I kept hoping to see Tebow. I started to get ultra critical of Orton, and more and more irritated that Tebow wasn't in. I finally snapped out of it when I saw one of our guys lying on the field and for a brief moment, even though it was defense on the field, I wondered if it might be Orton. That's when I finally came to my senses. Tebow hadn't thrown a single pass, and Josh apparently wasn't even going to dare to risk such a thing. He's probably got a long way to go before he'd do something like that. What a terrible thing for me to let cross my mind.
I apologize to Orton for my jonesing fits there. But man, that touchdown sparked off something in me that went out of control. It was an elation I haven't felt since the 90's filled with potential and possibilities. And every play that Tebow wasn't in started feeling like a wasted opportunity to me.
I wish we got to see him throw the ball. :)
(got to snap out of it)
http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg
Mightysmurf
10-18-2010, 05:33 AM
I'm just wondering how Broncos fans reacted to their lord and savior finally losing his NFL virginity...since you know, he's still working on that whole real life virginity thing. This had to be the next best thing.
It felt like a.... never mind. You'll understand when you lose your real-life virginity.
Not an orgasm... but you know, like when you realize you've sealed the deal with a chick. Just a rush of excitement cause you know what is ahead. That's what it felt like.
Sir_Robin
10-18-2010, 05:39 AM
Honestly, I felt like what people must feel like when they take crack for the first time...
Nice. Pretty similar for me. I found it to be the first time this year that I actually felt excited watching the game.
Rock Chalk
10-18-2010, 05:42 AM
I shouted and did the happy Touchdown dance.
Same thing I do every time we score.
broncogary
10-18-2010, 06:33 AM
I wondered why he was carrying the ball in his left hand.
Dagmar
10-18-2010, 06:35 AM
What I did was, instead of actually going to a game to follow the team i love, I posted 30,000 posts on a message board of a team I don't like.
Wait. That's you bob.
Broncos_OTM
10-18-2010, 07:27 AM
I wondered why he was carrying the ball in his left hand.
You know i watched a replay of it later last night and wondered the same exact thing.
Broncos_OTM
10-18-2010, 07:28 AM
What I did was, instead of actually going to a game to follow the team i love, I posted 30,000 posts on a message board of a team I don't like.
Wait. That's you bob.
whats more funny is that the chefs will collaspe boob made it so.
SportinOne
10-18-2010, 08:04 AM
I actually was reminded of the Vince Young National Championship Game run for the win. See, when Young did that i thought for sure someone would catch him and knock him out of bounds. Same with Tebow. I thought there was no way he made the corner before everyone else. But i underestimated his IT factor.
And then i proceeded to do what i call a double-arm gorilla flex at the tv (at tebow ;) )
What I loved was the expression on his face after he scored, watch the replay and see what I mean.
Dedhed
10-18-2010, 08:21 AM
I cheered, and then I basked in the glow of a Mile High Stadium that had more energy in it than I can remember.
Beantown Bronco
10-18-2010, 08:37 AM
I wonder if Orton can catch at all. Watch how early his DB sells out and leaves the area completely. Tebow could simply fake the run to the right, turn and loft a freaking rainbow his way and nobody could do anything about it.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Tim-Tebow-scores-his-first-NFL-touchdown?urn=nfl-277543
I wonder if Orton can catch at all. Watch how early his DB sells out and leaves the area completely. Tebow could simply fake the run to the right, turn and loft a freaking rainbow his way and nobody could do anything about it.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Tim-Tebow-scores-his-first-NFL-touchdown?urn=nfl-277543
I was calling this in the game thread I bet we see that before the season is over.
Also look for a fake run by Tebow and backward pass to Orton with Orton throwing a pass for a score or big gain.
Rohirrim
10-18-2010, 09:14 AM
I thought, man, if only Bob was here. I could jump up and down on his skull until all the jelly came out and when his eyeballs went slithering across the floor I could smash them with the heel of my boots and then let my dogs slurp up all the slime.
I'm still waiting for the day when I get a chance to meet Bob. ;D
sirhcyennek81
10-18-2010, 09:29 AM
Well the first thing I did was pull my dong out of your dad's ass Bob; then made him watch the replay over and over while he was getting fisted by a peruvian midget.
Oh the fun I have.
:Broncos:
broncosteven
10-18-2010, 09:31 AM
I'm just wondering how Broncos fans reacted to their lord and savior finally losing his NFL virginity...since you know, he's still working on that whole real life virginity thing. This had to be the next best thing.
I personally haven't seen it...averting my eyes and all that stuff. I don't want to be blinded by his unholy Donk glory, which of course is sacrilegous and blasphemous to a Chiefs fan like me. But I'm interested in your reactions.
Did you begin speaking in tongues? Fall to your knees to pray and beg and the squirrel ran out of your britches leg? Did you begin to weep in joy over the sheer holiness of the moment?
TD JESUS!
:tebow::tebow::tebow:
I did the same thing you KFC mulletheads did when Brody Croyle won his 1st football game.
...wait did that ever happen?
Schism
10-18-2010, 09:34 AM
Well the first thing I did was pull my dong out of your dad's ass Bob; then made him watch the replay over and over while he was getting fisted by a peruvian midget.
Oh the fun I have.
:Broncos:
You know there's not many people that can pull of an insult like that, but I think you just did.
"Ha, I had gay sex with your father. Take that!!"
I thought, man, if only Bob was here. I could jump up and down on his skull until all the jelly came out and when his eyeballs went slithering across the floor I could smash them with the heel of my boots and then let my dogs slurp up all the slime.
I'm still waiting for the day when I get a chance to meet Bob. ;D
You didn't strike as a man that would be cruel to his pets.