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WABronco
10-14-2010, 05:46 PM
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Josh McDaniels: Okay, guys! Weíve got the Jets this week, and I have a gameplan that canít possibly fail. All I need is the exact right blend of gritty, no-name players to pull it off, which is why Iím going to have to cut twenty-six of you today. There are some 5í9Ē guys coming in who used to load bags over at DIA, and I really like their hustle. REAL TEAM GUYS. The kind of guys I can count on to execute the vision I have inside my very small head.

(door flies open)

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Kyle Orton: (burp) Heyyyyyyy Coach McDanyulzzzz, freakiní LLOYD man! LLOYD ALL THE WAY! I dunno if weíre winniní games er not, but I am gettiní LAID! ROCKY MOUNTAIN THIGH, COACH!

Josh McDaniels: Someone put Orton back in the drunk tank until gametime, dammit!

(Orton placed back in drunk tank)

Josh McDaniels: No one is to open that drunk tank without my expressed written consent. OR I WILL CUT YOU. Now, for the Jets. I understand this Rex Ryan fellow likes to blitz.

Champ Bailey: Yes, sir.

Josh McDaniels: Iím sorry. I canít hear players who ask for more money than I have slotted for their position. Now, I have the perfect plan to make sure those blitzes donít hurt us. One: LEG WHIPS. EACH ONE WHIPPIER THAN THE LAST. Two: Concealed wooden stakes.

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They come running in too fast? BOOM! Instant FIRST BLOOD.

Champ Bailey: Isnít that wildly illegal? Even jailable?

Josh McDaniels: Since when have the Broncos stopped doing something because it was illegal? ALEX GIBBS WOULD SPIT ON YOU IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE, WHICH I DEEM HIM TO NOT BE. This is why I canít have players like you on my team, Bailey. You wonít do what it takes to win. You lack Welkeritude.

(FedEx package arrives)

Josh McDaniels: Hmm. Thatís odd. I donít remember ordering anything on Amazon, except for that Sun Tsu audiobook I planned on listening to during my two hours of sleep every Tuesday night.

(opens up package)

(package contains several pictures of a menís penises)

Josh McDaniels: OH FOR CRYING IN THE BEER! WHOíS SENDING ME PENIS SHOTS, DAMMIT?


Read the rest at:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/10/crazy-josh-mcdaniels-gets-an-unwelcome-oklahoma-telegram.html#more-30576

8')

RhymesayersDU
10-14-2010, 05:47 PM
LOVE this.

broncosteven
10-14-2010, 06:00 PM
Josh McDaniels: Hmm. That’s odd. I don’t remember ordering anything on Amazon, except for that Sun Tsu audiobook I planned on listening to during my two hours of sleep every Tuesday night.

LOL

serious hops
10-14-2010, 06:14 PM
Josh McDaniels: Please refer all media inquiries to our Ministry of Silence, madam.


ROFL!

bowtown
10-14-2010, 06:16 PM
I love KSK.

DarkHorse30
10-14-2010, 06:59 PM
meh.....jets love is so old and over done, but what else are the easterlies going to do? Meanwhile, it's always new and different to DUMP on Denver's favorite punching bag. Poop on Ryan and his still fat ass.

bowtown
10-14-2010, 07:30 PM
meh.....jets love is so old and over done, but what else are the easterlies going to do? Meanwhile, it's always new and different to DUMP on Denver's favorite punching bag. Poop on Ryan and his still fat ass.

Meh, not really dumping on Denver. Mostly just making fun of Rex Ryan and the Jets. These guys are usually pretty kind to Denver.

LRtagger
10-14-2010, 08:11 PM
ryan: nacho, your new nickname is el minero. I like that your people worked so hard to get out of that mine shaft. How much p***Ymining do you think those boys did when they got out?! I bet a lot!




roflllllllllll

DarkHorse30
10-14-2010, 09:05 PM
Meh, not really dumping on Denver. Mostly just making fun of Rex Ryan and the Jets. These guys are usually pretty kind to Denver.

I see jets and their coach making fun of Denver. Old and overdone....just sayin'

Dudeskey
10-14-2010, 09:07 PM
"Men, we are building something with this team. My thick, cocky, unicorn horn-like stool tells me so"

LOL

Dagmar
10-14-2010, 09:16 PM
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WABronco
10-14-2010, 09:56 PM
I see jets and their coach making fun of Denver. Old and overdone....just sayin'

Satire.

TheReverend
10-14-2010, 10:20 PM
Fantastic. I loved how they portrayed Rex and Josh.

Dr.5280
10-14-2010, 10:22 PM
We might win. More likely we don't. However WABRONCO will remain a total loser forever.

SoCalBronco
10-14-2010, 10:39 PM
Rocky Mountain thigh....lmao.

Broncobiv
10-14-2010, 10:49 PM
We might win. More likely we don't. However WABRONCO will remain a total loser forever.

Why...because he posted a link to an incredibly funny creative piece? You know, something meant to put a smile on your face? Something that is clearly there for fun, and not meant to be taken as a serious jab at anyone's team?

You mean that WABronco? Um...sorry "Doctor", but you're the one coming across as a total loser.

strafen
10-14-2010, 11:23 PM
We might win. More likely we don't. However WABRONCO will remain a total loser forever.WAbronco is a homer, dude!

broncocalijohn
10-15-2010, 12:28 AM
didnt get it and didnt think i wanted to waste anymore time by clicking the link. You boys seem to think it was hysterical so to each their own.

WABronco
10-15-2010, 12:55 AM
We might win. More likely we don't. However WABRONCO will remain a total loser forever.

:Elway:

serious hops
10-15-2010, 02:39 AM
We might win. More likely we don't. However WABRONCO will remain a total loser forever.

Oh, the irony. It burns!

oubronco
10-15-2010, 07:29 AM
:Elway:

It's GOOD!!!!

bronco militia
10-15-2010, 07:50 AM
didnt get it and didnt think i wanted to waste anymore time by clicking the link. You boys seem to think it was hysterical so to each their own.

these guys run the king neckbeard twitter site