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RhymesayersDU
10-06-2010, 07:55 PM
http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger


And the plot thickens!


(No homo!)

Dr. Broncenstein
10-06-2010, 08:00 PM
Dear Bret,

It's not the Dong Show.

Thanks,

Doc B

Man-Goblin
10-06-2010, 08:00 PM
Excellent. I'm finally over horror of Greg Oden's third leg and now this.

bowtown
10-06-2010, 08:12 PM
.

BroncoMan4ever
10-06-2010, 08:17 PM
Excellent. I'm finally over horror of Greg Oden's third leg and now this.

thank god i missed that.

24champ
10-06-2010, 08:24 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

cutthemdown
10-06-2010, 08:38 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

Wow what a hot little spinner. I love petite girls like that.

Dutch
10-06-2010, 08:47 PM
Do a search on Jenn and Florida State and you'll get a ton of pics with her and the little tramps she ran with in school. She's hot, no doubt....smoking hot whe she was a party girl at FSU. If this proves to be true, it will be interresting to see how the MSM act on this one. Especially ESPN. Could make the Tiger thing look like a sideshow with all that has been made of Brett's fantastic marriage, how devoted they are, her cancer fight, blah blah blah.....


FSU shot....tame one:
http://www.123celebrityphotos.com/picture_of_jenn_sterger-21991-1460_eng.html

HAT
10-06-2010, 08:51 PM
http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger


And the plot thickens!


(No homo!)

Dude.....No Homo! in parentheses is trumped by capitalizing tomorrow in the thread title.

We know you are setting the alarm.

strafen
10-06-2010, 08:54 PM
It will take a lot for the MSM yo make anything out of this.
This got too much scandal written all over it for anyone to act upon without enough conclusive evidence to support it...

extralife
10-06-2010, 09:05 PM
well

this sure is the weirdest thread I've ever clicked on

Blart
10-06-2010, 09:46 PM
I'm excited to see if those salty grey drapes match the carpet

WABronco
10-06-2010, 09:49 PM
I'm excited to see ESPN's mancrush get dick pics smeared all over the internet.

vancejohnson82
10-06-2010, 09:51 PM
somewhere, in a dark basement, John Madden is sitting in front of his computer drinking Red Bull and eagerly waiting for the sun to rise

Chris
10-06-2010, 09:52 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

Look at that schnaz

http://www.scatteredgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/d_skeksis.jpg

strafen
10-06-2010, 09:54 PM
somewhere, in a dark basement, John Madden is sitting in front of his computer drinking Red Bull and eagerly waiting for the sun to riseThat's funny! Ha!

Bob's your Information Minister
10-06-2010, 10:02 PM
Sweet.

Bob's your Information Minister
10-06-2010, 10:03 PM
I'm sure it's fully erect with Randy Moss in town.

BroncosinDC
10-06-2010, 10:20 PM
I'm sure it's fully erect with Randy Moss in town.

It is not surprising Bob...

A) posted in this thread
B) mentioned an erection
C) ignored the hot female to focus on another man not previously mentioned in the thread
D) All if the above

_Oro_
10-06-2010, 10:25 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

Her forehead is way too huge and oddly shaped at that.

Taco John
10-06-2010, 10:37 PM
Gossip blogs are destroying society brick by brick.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-06-2010, 10:41 PM
gossip blogs are destroying society dick by dick.

ftfy

24champ
10-06-2010, 10:48 PM
ftfy

Ha! ROFL!

Good One Doc.

Bob's your Information Minister
10-06-2010, 10:52 PM
It is not surprising Bob...

A) posted in this thread
B) mentioned an erection
C) ignored the hot female to focus on another man not previously mentioned in the thread
D) All if the above

Did you know Jen Sterger was the catalyst for my weight loss odyssey?


I started working out today. I just can't stand it anymore. I have a dream, and that dream is to **** a chick who looks something remotely like Jenn Sterger.

UberBroncoMan
10-07-2010, 12:17 AM
Sluts, both of them.

d bronx42
10-07-2010, 12:39 AM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

Is it just me, or does this girl look almost identical to Brett Favre's wife...?

http://image.muzi.com/pfm_image/203747522337271.jpg

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 06:02 AM
Dude.....No Homo! in parentheses is trumped by capitalizing tomorrow in the thread title.

We know you are setting the alarm.

ROFL, you got me.

s0phr0syne
10-07-2010, 06:16 AM
Is it just me, or does this girl look almost identical to Brett Favre's wife...?




Agreed, first thing I thought when I saw her pic. Surprised Deadspin didn't mention it themselves in their oh-so-clever snarkyness.

Kaylore
10-07-2010, 06:20 AM
Is it just me, or does this girl look almost identical to Brett Favre's wife...?
Totally. So if nothing else, at least Favre's consistent.

TonyR
10-07-2010, 06:22 AM
Look at that schnaz


With a tight little body like that I'll let her slide on the schnaz.

Swedish Extrovert
10-07-2010, 06:39 AM
I seriously thought this might have been about something else.... but nope... and thread about Favre's penis.

_Oro_
10-07-2010, 07:49 AM
With a tight little body like that I'll let her slide on the schnaz.

Slide on the schnaz. Is that what they're calling it these days???

Steve Sewell
10-07-2010, 07:58 AM
It is not surprising Bob...

A) posted in this thread
B) mentioned an erection
C) ignored the hot female to focus on another man not previously mentioned in the thread
D) All if the above

They don't call him "meatpeeker" on Chumpsplanet for nothing...

Rabb
10-07-2010, 08:01 AM
I love the internet, where guys can bag on hot chicks when in real life they couldn't actually close the deal with the one they are bagging on.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg?v=0

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-07-2010, 08:08 AM
Gossip blogs are destroying society brick by brick.

I think it's cock shots more than gossip blogs.

The real problem? People who WATCH **** like TMZ. And we wonder why we trail the entire universe in education.

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 10:31 AM
I seriously thought this might have been about something else.... but nope... and thread about Favre's penis.

I've got to ask... What else could you have seriously thought that a thread with "Brett Favre's Dong" in the title would be about?

Rabb
10-07-2010, 10:33 AM
Some weird form of Chinese slavery?

Swedish Extrovert
10-07-2010, 10:33 AM
Dog could be slang for Favre himself... could be a mispelled word... could be a thread about the new Brett Favre viagra commercial.

hookemhess
10-07-2010, 10:38 AM
http://forums.klipsch.com/forums/storage/4/720717/gay_thread.jpg

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 10:38 AM
Major reach.

But LOL @ the other guy's chinese slavery comment.

TDmvp
10-07-2010, 11:00 AM
I bet Farve (yea I spelled it wrong and will continue to do so till either he learns how to spell his name like he pronounces it or learns to pronounce it like it's spelled) uses this for the gray hair on his old balls ....



http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2008/lovegurupubes.jpg


But she is hot , I googled Jenn Sterger and almost had to have a moment ...


SPOOGLE !!!

http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/jenn_sterger_7.jpg
http://sportscasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jenn_sterger_fsu.jpg

She so fits my profile ... I have a brunette fetish heheh ... Mmmmm Renee Herlocker ...

DomCasual
10-07-2010, 11:00 AM
Adultery is such a stupid thing. If your marriage is that bad, you should end it. If it is not that bad, and you are just looking for a little unfamiliar, er, sex, then you will find that it is never, ever worth it - unless you just don't have a conscience or soul.

underrated29
10-07-2010, 11:05 AM
Her forehead is way too huge and oddly shaped at that.




Its perfect size to leave a mushroom head stamp!

Dr. Broncenstein
10-07-2010, 11:06 AM
fake cans are fake

broncofan2438
10-07-2010, 11:09 AM
So what is going on around here other than that chick being ****ing hot as hell

24champ
10-07-2010, 11:09 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/11/2010/10/40850153758796721755c347313fea7a/340x.jpeg

ZONA
10-07-2010, 11:10 AM
It just goes to show you how easy it is for these sports stars to get p_ssy. No dates, no wining and dining. Just facebook a picture of your dong to them and it's good to go. Unreal.


:rofl:

Archer81
10-07-2010, 11:16 AM
It just goes to show you how easy it is for these sports stars to get p_ssy. No dates, no wining and dining. Just facebook a picture of your dong to them and it's good to go. Unreal.


:rofl:


According to the deadspin story, she said no. And that is when the dong shots were sent.


:Broncos:

TDmvp
10-07-2010, 11:19 AM
According to the deadspin story, she said no. And that is when the dong shots were sent.


:Broncos:

Dong shots , How the old gun slinger breaks the ice. :rofl:

Edit... I see future me totally photo shopping a pic of Brett that says that tonight !Booya!

Archer81
10-07-2010, 11:23 AM
Dong shots , How the old gun slinger breaks the ice. :rofl:

Edit... I see future me totally photo shopping a pic of Brett that says that tonight !Booya!


Well it smacks of ego. Like you will want to sleep with me when you see THIS! I have seen those photos. Its a nice piece...maybe a little wierdly shaped...but the dude is married. The dong is on lockdown Farvruh.


:Broncos:

TDmvp
10-07-2010, 11:26 AM
Well it smacks of ego. Like you will want to sleep with me when you see THIS! I have seen those photos. Its a nice piece...maybe a little wierdly shaped...but the dude is married. The dong is on lockdown Farvruh.


:Broncos:

Current me couldn't wait on future me to photo shop it LOL ...

This will have to work ;D


http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1049/motivator06596212af2e87.jpg

Farve (yes i spelled it wrong) is a total ego maniac ...

serious hops
10-07-2010, 11:37 AM
Appreciate the advance warning. Now I can get the day off work.

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 11:49 AM
THEY ARE UP ON DEADSPIN.COM



Ol Gunslinger!

gyldenlove
10-07-2010, 11:56 AM
What a tool

Drunk Monkey
10-07-2010, 12:04 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha Douchebag Favre. She is probably the same age as his daughter.

Que
10-07-2010, 12:05 PM
I might not be the sharpest rock in the bag but sending picks of a flaccid pecker usually doesn't result in a "oooh, I just gots to be getting me some of that!". Not unless you're hung like a horse and then it is probably just curiosity.

Man-Goblin
10-07-2010, 12:12 PM
I have to come clean here. Those are actually the photos I sent her. I will never forgive her for this. I hope you guys don't think less of me.

DomCasual
10-07-2010, 12:53 PM
I might not be the sharpest rock in the bag but sending picks of a flaccid pecker usually doesn't result in a "oooh, I just gots to be getting me some of that!". Not unless you're hung like a horse and then it is probably just curiosity.

I know. How stupid is that? Maybe it's the ego insulation from being adored for so many years, but it just seems so illogical.

Here's a general rule. If you are in your 40's; you have gray hair; you take a picture of your penis (flaccid or no); and you send it to someone young enough to be your daughter - well, the chances are better of that turning out bad, than good.

Rabb
10-07-2010, 01:09 PM
http://local-static0.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0012/6665/chris_hansen_large.jpg

vancejohnson82
10-07-2010, 01:14 PM
nothing gets a girl going like an unkempt, flacid penis surrounded by pale white hairy thighs....

Chris
10-07-2010, 01:22 PM
Hey... it didn't work for Jenn Sterger but it worked for Randy Moss.

underrated29
10-07-2010, 01:34 PM
wait wait. So does the site really have pics of his wanger? And did some of you actually check them out?

theAPAOps5
10-07-2010, 02:10 PM
I might not be the sharpest rock in the bag but sending picks of a flaccid pecker usually doesn't result in a "oooh, I just gots to be getting me some of that!". Not unless you're hung like a horse and then it is probably just curiosity.

Who is to say that they were flaccid? :thumbs:

Archer81
10-07-2010, 02:12 PM
wait wait. So does the site really have pics of his wanger? And did some of you actually check them out?


I decided, after much internal debate and evaluation of my own moral compass to see the favrecock. I am fairly sure that even for 41 year old men manscaping is a must. And Favruh could use a tan.

But if Favre thought sending a chick who told him no thanks to a round of horizontal mambo a pic of the wang would change her mind...then the dude really is a giant kid.

:Broncos:

underrated29
10-07-2010, 02:21 PM
I decided, after much internal debate and evaluation of my own moral compass to see the favrecock. I am fairly sure that even for 41 year old men manscaping is a must. And Favruh could use a tan.

But if Favre thought sending a chick who told him no thanks to a round of horizontal mambo a pic of the wang would change her mind...then the dude really is a giant kid.

:Broncos:




lol


and gross at the same time. lol

Smiling Assassin27
10-07-2010, 02:33 PM
how do they know it's brett's? i thought casinoroyal was the only one who tattooed his own name on his unit to remember who he was.

unless brett's face is in the picture of said dong as well (which would be a testament to his photography skills or his bendy-ness) it could be john foneco's unit for all we know.

Drunk Monkey
10-07-2010, 02:36 PM
wait wait. So does the site really have pics of his wanger? And did some of you actually check them out?

It is in a slide show with face book messages and voice mail's. They kinda spring them on you at the end. If you are implying something..... I am not. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Archer81
10-07-2010, 02:38 PM
how do they know it's brett's? i thought casinoroyal was the only one who tattooed his own name on his unit to remember who he was.

unless brett's face is in the picture of said dong as well (which would be a testament to his photography skills or his bendy-ness) it could be john foneco's unit for all we know.


I guess it depends if you believe the chick or not. Her supporting evidence, like the voicemails and messages sent through myspace lend credibility that the faceless dong is favruh's.

OTOH, it could be just some other 41 year old dude's joint and its an innocent dong, wrongly accused.

:Broncos:

dbfan4life
10-07-2010, 02:42 PM
Is this the thread with the naked Broncos cheerleaders? Wait...I'm lost...

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 04:43 PM
Is this the thread with the naked Broncos cheerleaders? Wait...I'm lost...

Yes, all Broncos cheerleaders have dongs.

RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 04:49 PM
Just watched the video. It's glorious.

Dudeskey
10-07-2010, 04:55 PM
Her forehead is way too huge and oddly shaped at that.

Meh, I still wouldn't kick her out of bed...

Dudeskey
10-07-2010, 05:47 PM
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Bob's your Information Minister
10-07-2010, 06:16 PM
Favre has a pathetic little weiner.

LOL

Steve Sewell
10-07-2010, 06:45 PM
According to the deadspin story, she said no. And that is when the dong shots were sent.


:Broncos:

I know Favre is a dumbass. But surely he is not so stupid that he would send a known media skank dong pics after she turned him down, right?

WABronco
10-07-2010, 06:46 PM
****in old man how 'bout you try not to look so old and disgusting.

Taco John
10-07-2010, 08:23 PM
Haha! A bunch of you looked at Brett Favre's junk!


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9219/nelsonmuntza.gif

Kid A
10-07-2010, 08:38 PM
John Madden has to be feeling some degree of jealousy right now.

Archer81
10-07-2010, 08:42 PM
Its just a dong.

A gross, wrinkled old man dong...

But just a dong.

:Broncos:

SouthStndJunkie
10-07-2010, 08:43 PM
how do they know it's brett's? i thought casinoroyal was the only one who tattooed his own name on his unit to remember who he was.

unless brett's face is in the picture of said dong as well (which would be a testament to his photography skills or his bendy-ness) it could be john foneco's unit for all we know.

Brett's wife will know if it's his dong.

Kid A
10-07-2010, 08:43 PM
Brett's wife will know if it's his dong.

As will a significant portion of the media that's been sucking it for over a decade.

WABronco
10-07-2010, 08:44 PM
Haha! A bunch of you looked at Brett Favre's junk!


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9219/nelsonmuntza.gif

I've seen about 32 dongs today. Not an exaggeration.

SouthStndJunkie
10-07-2010, 08:44 PM
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RhymesayersDU
10-07-2010, 08:46 PM
As will a significant portion of the media that's been sucking it for over a decade.

One of the comments at Deadspin:

"That can't be Favre's dong, you can't even see the top of Rachel Nichols' head!"

Found that funny.

Dagmar
10-07-2010, 08:48 PM
Appreciate the advance warning. Now I can get the day off work.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9no989lUg1qagw8so1_500.png

theAPAOps5
10-07-2010, 08:52 PM
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vmHTcR2kHfY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vmHTcR2kHfY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Classic! :thumbs:

Dagmar
10-07-2010, 08:59 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/282qskl.jpg

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/KingOlof/Gifs/zy7rix.gif?t=1238114278

http://i53.tinypic.com/15oibmx.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2075/2270842080_08bfccfe82_o.gif

iforgotmypassword
10-07-2010, 09:08 PM
Hopefully Brett Favre retaliates and releases Jenn Sterger's snatch pics to Deadspin.

http://blog.nj.com/hobokennow_impact/2008/08/jets.jpg

She looks like a younger, hotter, Dienna

Taco John
10-07-2010, 09:13 PM
I've seen about 32 dongs today. Not an exaggeration.

Do you work at a bus stop or something?

strafen
10-07-2010, 09:20 PM
Do you work at a bus stop or something?I don't think we wanna know. lol! :rofl:

Los Broncos
10-07-2010, 10:13 PM
I can't believe I watched that video, no sleep tonight that's for sure.

LongDongJohnson
10-07-2010, 11:49 PM
i cant wait for tomorrow

broncocalijohn
10-08-2010, 12:11 AM
i cant wait for tomorrow

Fitting that you would be in this thread. Now if blart finds it i am sure he will comment as will Chris.

RhymesayersDU
10-08-2010, 06:01 AM
i cant wait for tomorrow

You mean today!

http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger?skyline=true&s=i

There ya go!

jhat01
10-08-2010, 06:06 AM
Brett's wife will know if it's his dong.

hahaha that's true. He can play it off to the media, but his old lady will know one way or the other. That would be a hard thing to explain, no pun intended.

WABronco
10-08-2010, 04:36 PM
Do you work at a bus stop or something?

No I am your average 20-something male during the internet age.

BTW, was driving home listening to John Clayton on local sports radio talking about this whole NFL investigation thing into the dong pics. One of the comments he used to describe what was in the texts was "it was something a good friend of mine once did." The Crypt Keeper gets the last word in on Sean Salisbury!

Swedish Extrovert
10-08-2010, 05:14 PM
No I am your average 20-something male during the internet age.

BTW, was driving home listening to John Clayton on local sports radio talking about this whole NFL investigation thing into the dong pics. One of the comments he used to describe what was in the texts was "it was something a good friend of mine once did." The Crypt Keeper gets the last word in on Sean Salisbury!

Why, then, have you seen so many dongs today then?

RhymesayersDU
10-08-2010, 05:38 PM
http://deadspin.com/5659474/sources-two-more-women-who-worked-with-jets-received-lewd-texts-from-favre


Two more women coming out claiming to have lewd texts from Favre. (No dong in this link, I assure you)

Kaylore
10-08-2010, 05:41 PM
BTW, was driving home listening to John Clayton on local sports radio talking about this whole NFL investigation thing into the dong pics. One of the comments he used to describe what was in the texts was "it was something a good friend of mine once did." The Crypt Keeper gets the last word in on Sean Salisbury!

That's awesome.

Can I ask what is the appeal to showing people pictures of your junk? I imagine that Salisbury's is just as small and shriveled up as Favre's, so I would think that even in the very minuscule chance that she wants to see pictures of random peens, wouldn't you think showing a less than ideal example of one would be counter-productive to your courting ways?

ColoradoDarin
10-08-2010, 05:51 PM
Why, then, have you seen so many dongs today then?

Not to answer for WA, but the obvious answer seems to be that he doesn't limit his viewing to just lesbian pr0n.

Chris
10-08-2010, 06:01 PM
Fitting that you would be in this thread. Now if blart finds it i am sure he will comment as will Chris.

Woah. Woah. Woah. I am not a fan of any dong except my own (short for damn long) and the Vietnamese currency. Vietnamese rappers are having a field day.

WABronco
10-08-2010, 06:07 PM
I sense a lot of jealousy of my dongs/day.