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Chris
10-06-2010, 10:28 AM
Like a 60 year old's sex life when things get stale you need to spice them up. I hit my creative zenith last night when I decided I would recreate this delectable phrase in as many image combos as I can think of. Think of it as my finkle and einhorn.

It's a shameful pursuit. So shameful you might say it's...

http://www.athlonelite.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Abs%20-%20Female.jpg
http://whataboutthat.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cheerio600.jpg
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/06/30/gallery.scrambling/scrambling_flutie.jpg

http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/creation/amber_work.jpg
http://historicromance.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/gigantic-ass.jpg

Absoflutie amberass



or perhaps

http://www.derwent-pursuits.co.uk/smooth/abseil1.jpg
http://www.tvmasty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jethro-tull.jpg

http://www.blueamber.info/images/amber_gris.jpg

Abseilflute ambergris


I'm pedaling this one too....

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5409/embarass2.jpg

:afro:

Kaylore
10-06-2010, 10:38 AM
http://www.abbaforo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/abba-memorabila.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/MarkScardino/looter.jpg


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MDLqLpoIcUswXM:http://www.beardface.com/files/news_images/clinton%20hugA.jpg&t=1

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:vBDflelamAwT0M:http://i31.tinypic.com/2ciistc.jpg&t=1

Abbaloot embracesing

Chris
10-06-2010, 11:05 AM
WOW that is better than any of mine. I particularly appreciate your photo selection and the inclusion of America's favourite terrible singer.

HAT
10-06-2010, 11:22 AM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2002/03/14/image503704g.jpg

http://marianna68.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/salute.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d4law24liE4/SsepoYUYwbI/AAAAAAAADIA/77gNLkIXplU/s400/embers2.jpg

http://www.colinfahey.com/funny_images/kitten_is_sniper_at_window.jpg

Abby-Salute-Ember-Assassin

:strong:

HAT
10-06-2010, 11:23 AM
WOW that is better than any of mine. I particularly appreciate your photo selection and the inclusion of America's favourite terrible singer.

No...You're first one is still the best if only for that wonderful ab picture!

Mogulseeker
10-06-2010, 11:26 AM
CAn someone please explain to me what the **** is going on?

HAT
10-06-2010, 11:29 AM
CAn someone please explain to me what the **** is going on?

Drunken rant by everybody's favorite lobster humper.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=93690

randomtask
10-06-2010, 11:32 AM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5141/291146-abe_super.jpghttp://raven2009.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/abe_lincoln.jpg
http://fromoldbooks.org/r/1/43-letterO-q75-292x296.jpg
http://www.shipbrook.com/jeff/animas/lute/lute1.jpg

http://www.freeclipartnow.com/d/39970-1/gold-letter-M.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9CXVkzeIU7U/TDtLND1QwOI/AAAAAAAAAUs/A5YuNll9B80/s1600/species-spotlight-grizzly-bear-brown-mouth-open-black-nose-attacking-growling-biting-photo.jpg
http://www.harbingergallery.net/gallery/BP-FrogAce.jpg

Abe's-O-Lute M-Bear-Ace.

HAT
10-06-2010, 11:35 AM
^^^ Haha. Excelent job RT!

Que
10-06-2010, 11:35 AM
This thread just caused my brain to melt.

randomtask
10-06-2010, 11:38 AM
^^^ Haha. Excelent job RT!

:thanku:

Kaylore
10-06-2010, 11:43 AM
http://www.nps.gov/liho/historyculture/images/Lincoln-portrait.jpg
http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/03/saloon.jpg

http://www.askdavetaylor.com/0-blog-pics/aim-delete-screenname-mac.png
http://www.jointhealing.com/graphics/products/playmaker_side_large.jpg
http://www.inewscatcher.com/timages/0b7bfd78c56bf43fad3da4f5d95e4159.jpg

Abesaloon Aimbracesheen

Kaylore
10-06-2010, 11:45 AM
Oh crap. RT beat me to Lincoln. CUUURRRRSEE YOUUUUUUU!!!

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Excitement/Angry_man_2.gif

HAT
10-06-2010, 11:49 AM
http://trustedimprovement.com/images/slabwarehouse.jpg

http://suite2046.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/o-magazine1.jpg

http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/treasure-chest-1.jpg

http://www.thaindian.com/images/eminem-alive.jpg

http://www.mikenjudy.net/BrerRabbitImage01-200.jpg

http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/AsianWildAss.jpg

Slabs-O-Loot-Em-Brer-Ass

randomtask
10-06-2010, 11:53 AM
http://www.timeoutofmind.com/images/bryce/bryce_large/ebb_tide.jpg (it's what tide's do...)
http://www.fs.fed.us/r8/caribbean/wildlife-facts/2003/wildlife-facts_images_2003/pr_screech_owl.jpg
http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=c381e679e96f0c25cc15942140beab3f&w=200&h=600&url=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia% 2Fen%2F6%2F6c%2FUtah_Utes_logo.png

http://www.freeclipartnow.com/d/39970-1/gold-letter-M.jpg
http://www.stronghold-knights.com/site/album/ThePig/wild_boar.jpg
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/07/1oaklandasinq.jpg
Ebbs-Owl-Ute M-Boar-A's.

That's the last one, I promise.

randomtask
10-06-2010, 11:55 AM
Oh crap. RT beat me to Lincoln. CUUURRRRSEE YOUUUUUUU!!!

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Excitement/Angry_man_2.gif

I used "Abe's", though, so the singular is still open.

Chris
10-06-2010, 11:57 AM
Randomtask you are taking this.

randomtask
10-06-2010, 12:00 PM
Randomtask you are taking this.

It's amazing what the mind can do to procrastinate doing homework.

Mr.Meanie
10-06-2010, 12:05 PM
http://gameops.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/oakland_athletics.jpg

http://www.garycole.net/Films/Office_Space/Gary_Cole_in_Office_Space.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AxBvyEAebkY/SjgY_3AvAYI/AAAAAAAAAFY/VN4uH7vScLU/s320/salute.jpg

http://www.youthblog.org/archives/calvin%20hug.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/5/3/susan-boyle-pic-itv-113257880.jpg

a-boss-salute embrace-sing

HAT
10-06-2010, 12:11 PM
http://www.360tech.com/catalog/product_thumb.php?img=images/obsolete%202.JPG&w=1&h=0

http://www.hoggi.com.br/wp-content/gallery/tiffani-amber/tiffany-amber-thiessen.jpg

http://tailsmagazines.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ask_logo.jpg

Obsolete-Amber-Ask

randomtask
10-06-2010, 12:15 PM
Okay, I lied, this will be the last one from me (at least for an hour)
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/images/set3/apl10.jpg
http://stuntbox.com/images/posts/uhh_balloon.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4146/4960036274_7f8e4e6fc4_z.jpg (It was tough finding this one)

http://www.wizardofozpictures.com/images/auntie-em/auntie-em1.JPG (the Aunt)
http://stuffeducatedlatinoslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/beer.jpg
http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/us-tee-shirt.png?w=337&h=337

Apps-Uh-Lout Em-Beer-Us.

Kaylore
10-06-2010, 12:19 PM
http://site.rosenberryrooms.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cortina-bassinet-set-300x300.jpg

http://www.gymsupply.com/productimages/DGS-406090-LG.jpg

A bassinet, A balance beam.

HAT
10-06-2010, 12:19 PM
http://www.soupleys.com/files_uploaded/absolut_vodkaW5GaFcJD80A0.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/MeLobsterCrop.jpg

No explanation needed. :wiggle:

Chris
10-06-2010, 12:27 PM
http://goingtolondon.wikispaces.com/file/view/westminster_abbey-inside.jpg/74532495/westminster_abbey-inside.jpg
http://www.danish-schnapps-recipes.com/images/ginger-root-rhizome-200.jpg

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/madmaxer/madmaxer0912/madmaxer091200070/6002991-3d-illustration-of-imbalance-scale-isolated-over-white-background.jpg
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4416/reverend.jpg

Abbeyroot imbalance.

HAT
10-06-2010, 12:30 PM
http://tupiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Axl+Rose+AxlRose5.jpg

http://physics.gu.se/LISEBERG/foto/kanonen_loop.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04z15Ov3pebBS/350x.jpg

Axl-Loop-Umbrella-Singh

TheReverend
10-06-2010, 12:36 PM
:)

There's some really good ones in here with some sheer genius sprinkled in. I'm proud of some of you boys.

Chris
10-06-2010, 12:40 PM
:)

There's some really good ones in here with some sheer genius sprinkled in. I'm proud of some of you boys.

I was kidding the about imbalance thing of course :wave:

TheReverend
10-06-2010, 12:46 PM
I was kidding the about imbalance thing of course :wave:

Oh no, problem, I never mind. In fact, you had some of my favorites. I think Kaylore's with Abe and AIM was #1. Random had a great one with Apps-Uh-Lout Em-Beer-Us. I didn't like the ones with the pictures of letters because I thought it was too easy, and I thought Hat's were just weak in general.

Chris
10-06-2010, 12:48 PM
Oh no, problem, I never mind. In fact, you had some of my favorites. I think Kaylore's with Abe and AIM was #1. Random had a great one with Apps-Uh-Lout Em-Beer-Us. I didn't like the ones with the pictures of letters because I thought it was too easy, and I thought Hat's were just weak in general.

My O was a cheerio.

Kaylore
10-06-2010, 12:48 PM
http://tupiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Axl+Rose+AxlRose5.jpg

http://physics.gu.se/LISEBERG/foto/kanonen_loop.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04z15Ov3pebBS/350x.jpg

Axl-Loop-Umbrella-Singh

LOL I like this one. My favorites are the ones that incorporate pop icons.

TheReverend
10-06-2010, 12:53 PM
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/the_abyss_large_05.jpg

http://www.popjudaica.com/images/nice_jewish_guy_calendar.jpg

http://www.boxscorenews.com/clients/boxscorenews/10-5-2010-9-31-35-PM-7558147.jpg

http://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/em-shade45.jpg

http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/kelly_brook_bra_B-288936.jpeg

http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif

Abyss-Sol(Mildly racist)-Ute Eminen-Bra-Singe

HAT
10-06-2010, 12:57 PM
http://www.adsneeze.com/media/2007/11/axe-ads11.jpg


http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed4/2009/12/52/192/1922729/e1548d4de793bf6c_yogurt.jpg

A minimalist contribution....

Axe-And-Lewd-In-Berries-And-Cream

randomtask
10-06-2010, 02:15 PM
Alright, I got a few more coming up.
http://www.webresourcesdepot.com/wp-content/uploads/image/free-vector-world-map.gif
http://cottagemagpie.com/imgc/how-to-sew-pillow-cover-9.jpg
http://0.tqn.com/d/sportsmedicine/1/0/K/9/glutesWikiCommons.PNG

http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/How_to_bake_ham_-_easy_steps_to_baking.jpg
http://dappledthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bee-one.jpg
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/nascar-race-2.jpg

Map-Sew-Glute Ham-Bee-Race.

randomtask
10-06-2010, 02:19 PM
http://www.moonrakerqh.com/tack/gfx/chaps-65-3270.jpg
http://www.specopstactical.com/shop/catalog/images/5098_SMOKEYBRANCH_THINSULATE_BOOT.jpg

http://elmtree.org/images/american-elm-tree.jpg
http://pubs.usgs.gov/circ/2004/c1259/images/coverphoto.jpg
http://blogs.tampabay.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/29/russgrimm.jpg

Chaps-A Boot Elm-Bay-Russ.

Chris
10-06-2010, 05:41 PM
http://danliterature.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/henrik-ibsen3.jpg
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/sodahead-slideshow-whos-the-most-hated-ceo/blog-386043/http://thefastertimes.com/nonsensenews/files/2010/03/glenn-beck.jpg

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/444/beerwazz.jpg

Ibsenloon inbeerpiss

Chris
10-06-2010, 05:50 PM
http://www.teesforall.com/images/Family_Guy_Peter_Rasta_Black_Shirt.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S6jyzGDt7kI/S-27FtPWhiI/AAAAAAAAADs/6L2wmbgwoC0/s1600/andywarhol020-325-6080-campbell-soup.jpg

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/3412161528.jpg
http://www.quarterbackedge.com/i//DeBerg_Experience_1.jpg
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/vladramsay/zoolander_gas.jpg

Rastasoup emdebergassin

Houshyamama
10-06-2010, 06:00 PM
http://www.nissan.com.my/vehicles/latio_sport/latio%20hatchback/safety/images/TII_S_ABS_t.jpg

http://video.ecb.org/badger/download/vlc/images/VLC193_Solute_and_solvent.jpg

http://www.nrao.edu/images/lera/em_anim.gif

http://www.adrants.com/images/toto_bidet.png

ABS-Solute EM 'Bare ass'

epicSocialism4tw
10-06-2010, 06:24 PM
http://www.ab-core-and-stomach-exercises.com/images/killer-abs-11.jpg
http://bigpondmusic.com/images/AlbumCoverArt/230/XXL/Godfather-Of-Soul2.jpg
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/428/018008_7.jpg
http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages/46048c9f8b6fa5.09568498frogview-gallery.jpg
http://www.adolfthegreat.com/site/fileadmin/Image_Archive/Personalities/Hess-Rudolf/RudolfHess-01s.jpg

Abs-soul-whoot (there it is)-embrace-hess

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 07:06 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bvbuzz.com/media/2009/06/mike-epps-1.jpg
http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hole.gif
http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/16134/cuts/dwight-schrute_288x288.jpg


http://www.boiseweekly.com/images/blogimages/2010/02/10/1265843111-close-up_hemp__2_.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2010/4/19/1271699803562/clear-skies-001.jpg
http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/images/HoofRasp.jpg

Epps-Hole-Schrute Hemp-Air-Rasp

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 07:28 PM
http://www.theherbgarden.ie/images/herbs.jpg
http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com/images/articles/seal-700_368.jpg
http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch4.jpg


http://www.oceleb.com/img/uma-thurman/uma-thurman-1.jpg
http://www.sierraeye.net/images/stories/people/blair_1.jpg
http://www.patriotpestcontrolinc.com/pests/ants.jpg

Herbs-Seal-Lurch Uma-Blair-Ants

bowtown
10-06-2010, 07:37 PM
http://jockpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mcnabb-5.jpg

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/peytonhillis.jpg

http://oas.imageg.net/O/a/Creatives/TRU_Product_2661142/2661142_ProductDescription.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lrFEbiW1Rkk/TJjZ2Y-WA1I/AAAAAAAAA0o/ljmK2nZvsGU/s1600/bear-grylls-man-vs-wild-eat-fish-crazy.jpg

http://www.oldbookart.com/flagimages/Animated-Flag-Arizona.gif

McNabbsalute Gembearaz

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 07:44 PM
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/yellow%20cab.jpg
http://www.sustainabilityninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/potting_soil.jpg
http://www.bytelove.com/images/uploads/Bytelove/Gamer/1337%20-%20photo.jpg


http://trickledown.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/amber-lamps.jpg

Cab-Soil-Leet Amber-Lamps

Chris
10-06-2010, 07:48 PM
You have made some art there bivvie.

bowtown
10-06-2010, 07:54 PM
http://bestathomeworkouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/calves-copy.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/07/peterotoole460.jpg

http://assets.kaboose.com/media/00/00/00/85/fcf547704b5a2e626e817481fcf5b6e152a47afd/476x357/lamb_476x357.jpg

http://celebtrashtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/0403_paris_hilton_inf.jpg

CalvesO'Toole LambParis

(Settle down Rev, calves is the best I could come up with, I'm not mocking you.)

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 08:02 PM
http://wastedseconds.com/images/misc/burger-king-bk-super-seven-incher-advertisement-picture.jpg
http://ginavivinetto.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/skoal-10-ct.jpg
http://preapism.com/wp-content/uploads/doomsday-fart.jpg


http://www.yappari.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/CloseOrb.JPG
http://gas13.ru/v3/tutorials/hair9.jpg
http://newsblaze.com/pix/2008/0323/pix/protester-arrest.jpg


Ad-Skoal-Toot Orb-Hair-Arrest

bowtown
10-06-2010, 08:19 PM
http://www.thisweekontheinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/paulreiser.jpg

http://ineffabletwaddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/toulouse-lautrec-divan-japonais.jpg

http://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/john-denver.jpg

http://www.magazine.ayurvediccure.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/coloscopy.jpg

Mytwodads-Toulouse Denver-pap

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 08:23 PM
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/movies/Babs.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6oo1UvdK3Yk/SN2RS3pDW7I/AAAAAAAAAC8/JWxQwfGhKLU/s1600/AlertSign.jpg


http://www.aquariumfish.net/_advertising/cedar_store/logos_and_images/z_arbor.jpg
http://m.xioustic.com/d/894-1/kkk-child-in-robe.jpg

Babs-Alert Arbor-Racist

bowtown
10-06-2010, 08:26 PM
http://socialightent.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/how-031008-lando_calrissian.jpg

Lando Calrissian

bowtown
10-06-2010, 08:32 PM
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/598/203364-apu_n_large.gif

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 08:33 PM
http://www.estatevaults.com/bol/_nap_little_girl.jpg
http://www.afsc.noaa.gov/species/images/yellowfin_sole.jpg
http://phoenix.fanster.com/files/2008/10/lute100208.jpg


http://www.prplastic.com/images/arm-lift-3a.jpg
http://www.cloudhorses.com/breeder_photos_m/tiger_horse_mare_irish_rose_9.jpg
http://www.popularpets.net/snakes/pictures/asp/asp.jpg

Nap-Sole-Lute Arm-Mare-Asp

HAT
10-06-2010, 08:42 PM
LOL Biv....I had Skoal and Asp on deck earlier but got side-tracked. Well done.

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 09:00 PM
LOL Biv....I had Skoal and Asp on deck earlier but got side-tracked. Well done.
I'm sorry...I just started with the first one, and then I found some extras, so I put them aside. Then I worked on those, got more extras, etc. I just had to keep going until I got rid of all my good ones!

Broncobiv
10-06-2010, 09:16 PM
http://www.nflmanifesto.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/larry-johnson_nc.jpg
http://www.liquidmatrix.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/treasure.jpg


http://www.themeckleys.com/images/FCG/hem616x300.jpg
http://www.dps.state.ia.us/commis/prtb/images/barrack.jpg

A**hole-Loot Hem-Barracks

BigPlayShay
10-06-2010, 09:36 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:44fi1KOGQZriTM:http://blogs.denverpost.com/avs/files/2010/07/avs.png&t=1
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wjg4Q3Yoqzo/SxKlIYz5g4I/AAAAAAAALiw/KtcUcwIEfZI/s400/Its+A+Mans+World+-+James+Brown.jpg
http://animal.discovery.com/guides/wild-birds/gallery/great_horned_owl.jpg



http://www.hobbyistsoftware.com/Initiate-backgrounds/Ember_320.jpg
http://www.doughroller.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/credit-card-lies.jpg

Avs-Soul-Hoo Ember-Lies

Chris
10-06-2010, 10:03 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/2505039514_9ec73cd9a6.jpg?v=0
http://cricketsoda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/POOP.jpg

http://www.muktinath.org/images/hinduismfolder/aum_om_ohm.jpg
http://www3.airnet.ne.jp/junco/jackets/murphy.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Jo7lJoQhtjw/SLMWygcyKfI/AAAAAAAABiY/1_yKPPbQk3A/s400/nun%2Bcontest.bmp

Hamsterpoop Ohmbergensin