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Mogulseeker
09-06-2010, 12:34 PM
I have a facebook bet with a Jagsuckville fan about the first game of the season: the winner gets to pick the loser's status update for 48 hours.

I need to develop something nice and mean to send him after the Jags lose to Denver in week 1.

And the guy is a huge Florida/Tebow fan... so it has to be mostly negative on the Jags part.

The Joker
09-06-2010, 12:36 PM
"Sucks to lose the opening game. Still, at least we still have a team here... for now."

Zoobie
09-06-2010, 12:40 PM
Something about how the Jaguars are going to end up moving to LA because Jacksonville couldn't sell out a botchi ball tournament.

oubronco
09-06-2010, 12:43 PM
I wouldn't get to cocky we don't seem to play very well in the southern heat in first games.........just sayin

The MVPlaya
09-06-2010, 12:45 PM
I wouldn't get to cocky we don't seem to play very well in the southern heat in first games.........just sayin

New era! We focus much more on conditioning now.

With that being said, it will be a factor.

broncogary
09-06-2010, 12:45 PM
Plus Jacksonville always seems to out-physical us. Hopefully, McD has changed that.

Mogulseeker
09-06-2010, 12:49 PM
"__-__. Why couldn't my Jags draft my gay man-crush Tebow? Maybe then we'd be a respectable organization like Denver - with Super Bowl appearances, an actual fan base, and an owner who isn't planning on moving my team to LA. I'm done with the Jacksonville Jaguars... and the Gators, for that matter. Tim Tebow, I'll be in room 344 of the Riverside Hilton... if you'll have me."

The blank line is the final score.

Vegas_Bronco
09-06-2010, 12:52 PM
Regrettably, this matchup comes down to our greatest weaknesses in year's past....

1) stopping the run
2) covering a TE on 3rd down in the nickel with some decent LB coverage
3) converting 3rd downs on the road

Murder them Jagwaggers!

Dr. Broncenstein
09-06-2010, 12:55 PM
"__-__. Why couldn't my Jags draft my gay man-crush Tebow? Maybe then we'd be a respectable organization like Denver - with Super Bowl appearances, an actual fan base, and an owner who isn't planning on moving my team to LA. I'm done with the Jacksonville Jaguars... and the Gators, for that matter. Tim Tebow, I'll be in room 344 of the Riverside Hilton... if you'll have me."

The blank line is the final score.

Your friend will be totally humilated when he has to show back up to 7th grade.

chanesaw
09-06-2010, 01:32 PM
Does it have to be football related, if not you could have some real fun.

Mogulseeker
09-06-2010, 01:34 PM
Does it have to be football related, if not you could have some real fun.

Not 100 percent, but the agreement says we have to mention the teams/game.

Miss I.
09-06-2010, 01:42 PM
Hmm, maybe something about how The Jaguars aspire to be like the Raiders by moving to LA or something similarly snotty. Or you know the car the Jaguar has performance issues, always break down and expensive to fix, maybe something tied to that?

Vegas_Bronco
09-06-2010, 01:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rSW3yIP5SY&feature=related
JagwaggerS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k87fEmjll_M&feature=related
...did he say Phuccaneers?

Gotta watch these just to make sure you're ready for any smackdown.

Clockwork Orange
09-06-2010, 04:29 PM
Make him put a tarp over a third of his facebook page.

ZachKC
09-06-2010, 04:37 PM
your friend will be totally humilated when he has to show back up to 7th grade.

rofl!

epicSocialism4tw
09-06-2010, 10:00 PM
"Another Jags loss. Well, let me put my jorts back over the banana hammock so I can wipe the vomit off of my velcro pro wings. I guess I'll have to walk down the stadium ramp to the Datsun with my mullet down so I can cover up the 'JAGZ RULE!' and the leopard spots that Troy buzzed into the side of my head. I'll be home soon, Stacy. Save me some Natty."

Bronco Yoda
09-08-2010, 12:04 AM
Am I the only one here still not on Facebook?

DHallblows
09-08-2010, 12:07 AM
Am I the only one here still not on Facebook?

Probably. Welcome to 2006...

DenverBroncosJM
09-08-2010, 06:47 AM
Am I the only one here still not on Facebook?

No I'm not either. I know people love it but I either don't care enough about the other person posting a nice picture of him and his cat or I don't have an ego the size of Texas to think someone would care to see the same picture of me.

Mogulseeker
09-08-2010, 06:56 AM
No I'm not either. I know people love it but I either don't care enough about the other person posting a nice picture of him and his cat or I don't have an ego the size of Texas to think someone would care to see the same picture of me.

Cause that's exactly what facebook is all about. ::)

DenverBroncosJM
09-08-2010, 07:51 AM
No it's not but that it is the vast majority of it.

Los Broncos
09-08-2010, 08:01 AM
Am I the only one here still not on Facebook?

I'm on there but I never go to the site, it's nothing but drama sometimes.

Mogulseeker
09-08-2010, 08:20 AM
It's my main tool in remembering the names of all the people I meet in bars and parties.

Consequently, if used correctly, facebook can enhance anyone's sexual activity.

If I had a cat, I wouldn't post a picture with it. I post news articles that I find of note, and the occasional music video... and I read/watch the things that other people post as well. In fact, I've discovered a lot of great bands that way.

Bronco Yoda
09-08-2010, 01:27 PM
It's my main tool in remembering the names of all the people I meet in bars and parties.

Consequently, if used correctly, facebook can enhance anyone's sexual activity.

If I had a cat, I wouldn't post a picture with it. I post news articles that I find of note, and the occasional music video... and I read/watch the things that other people post as well. In fact, I've discovered a lot of great bands that way.

Post up some pictures. Sounds like you're haveing the time of your life. Good for you. Just be careful.

Steve Sewell
09-08-2010, 01:28 PM
I have a facebook bet with a Jagsuckville fan about the first game of the season: the winner gets to pick the loser's status update for 48 hours.

I need to develop something nice and mean to send him after the Jags lose to Denver in week 1.

And the guy is a huge Florida/Tebow fan... so it has to be mostly negative on the Jags part.

Wait, there are Jaguar fans?

Requiem
09-08-2010, 01:29 PM
Yeah, hiding in the Everglades.

Mogulseeker
09-08-2010, 01:43 PM
Wait, there are Jaguar fans?

I went to the Lions preseason game with my father this year. He was wearing a John Lynch jersey... some Lions fan starts yelling "John Lynch did steroids!"

- I was like "Holy ****, look dad - we're seeing a rare sight right now... this species is called a Lions fan."
- "I thought they were extinct."
- "I guess not. They're critically endangered though."

epicSocialism4tw
09-08-2010, 06:02 PM
It's my main tool in remembering the names of all the people I meet in bars and parties.

Consequently, if used correctly, facebook can enhance anyone's sexual activity.

If I had a cat, I wouldn't post a picture with it. I post news articles that I find of note, and the occasional music video... and I read/watch the things that other people post as well. In fact, I've discovered a lot of great bands that way.

Pandora is the best way to find great bands. Awesome site.

Mogulseeker
09-09-2010, 01:12 AM
Pandora is the best way to find great bands. Awesome site.

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