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Pontius Pirate
08-07-2010, 08:15 PM
Jay Cutler was Pumpkin Pie, the Frown Cannon, etc. Jake Plummer was Jake the Snake. Kyle Orton is Neckbeard. Brady Quinn is the Inconspicuously Gay Solo.

And so what about Tim Tebow?

My vote: Red. Simple, tasteful, classy, mysterious. Kinda like Red from Shawshank Redemption. But really, he's Red as in a Red Herring....as in so much focus is on Tim Tebow (as opposed to the bigger Denver picture) that it's ridiculous. The guy will probably have ZERO impact on the NFL in year 1 and has a high potential to be a total washout. I mean, let's be real: he's stepping into the NFL with Marcus Vick's predilection to run and Byung-Hyun Kim's delivery. **** him.

But really, what shall he be nicknamed?

Requiem
08-07-2010, 08:17 PM
Okay, videos ain't workin'.

RonDaChamp24
08-07-2010, 08:23 PM
He should be called Tim Tebow or T2 (squared)

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-07-2010, 10:08 PM
Shouldn't he be called "Project"? That's what he is.

"Friar"?
"Padre?
Either would be appropriate for his new haircut.

Jay3
08-07-2010, 10:11 PM
This thread is full of fail.

Captain 'Dre
08-07-2010, 11:12 PM
How can Tim *not* be "The Chosen One"? :sunshine:

HAT
08-07-2010, 11:25 PM
This thread is full of fail.

Totals....Everybody knows his nickname is Concrete Cyanide.

Taco John
08-07-2010, 11:31 PM
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Tmtbw

Mogulseeker
08-07-2010, 11:36 PM
Jake Cutler?

Marcus Vick?

If that stuff you're smoking isn't laced with anything, I'd like to try it.

UberBroncoMan
08-07-2010, 11:39 PM
Totals....Everybody knows his nickname is Concrete Cyanide.

^

SoCalBronco
08-07-2010, 11:40 PM
Jake Cutler?

Marcus Vick?

If that stuff you're smoking isn't laced with anything, I'd like to try it.

Actually...there really is a Marcus Vick and like his older brother, he was also a QB at Virginia Tech.

Hogan11
08-07-2010, 11:47 PM
How about "Quinn's Biatch" Ha!

HAT
08-07-2010, 11:57 PM
How about "Quinn's Biatch" Ha!

That's Orton. :afro:

PS...Taco: Can you invert the above smiley so it's a neckbeard instead of an afro? Thanks in advance.

BroncosinDC
08-08-2010, 12:20 AM
I can't wait for his first "hail [virgin] mary"

On another note, is it possible he sets the record for more NFL TD's before first uh, um, uh "touch downs" with females?

Mogulseeker
08-08-2010, 12:47 AM
Actually...there really is a Marcus Vick and like his older brother, he was also a QB at Virginia Tech.

I know, and he got into a lot of trouble, too, including his altercation with Mr. Dumervil. And he played WR. And we're talking NFL here.

IF we're talking college, then there really is no comparison. Tebow put of better passing numbers than Manning in college.

chiefforlife
08-08-2010, 09:07 AM
Tim Teabagger...ROFL!

BowlenBall
08-08-2010, 10:56 AM
Tim "Mother-Luvvin" Tebow

NFLBRONCO
08-08-2010, 11:16 AM
The Great White Hope

oubronco
08-08-2010, 01:37 PM
Clipboard Holder

uplink
08-08-2010, 02:08 PM
How can Tim *not* be "The Chosen One"? :sunshine:

Or 'the one' or 'neo' from matrix movies

oubronco
08-08-2010, 02:13 PM
How about third string

Miss I.
08-08-2010, 02:25 PM
I kind of want to call him Timmy just so I can use the Southpark stuff...Timmaay!

But I suppose that would be wrong and somehow offensive to the one known as "the Tebow"

Did you know Tebow has an action figure already?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31neg%2BbFPAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Carmelo15
08-08-2010, 02:50 PM
I simply call him "Jesus"

epicSocialism4tw
08-08-2010, 03:01 PM
Jay Cutler was Pumpkin Pie, the Frown Cannon, etc. Jake Plummer was Jake the Snake. Kyle Orton is Neckbeard. Brady Quinn is the Inconspicuously Gay Solo.

And so what about Tim Tebow?

My vote: Red. Simple, tasteful, classy, mysterious. Kinda like Red from Shawshank Redemption. But really, he's Red as in a Red Herring....as in so much focus is on Tim Tebow (as opposed to the bigger Denver picture) that it's ridiculous. The guy will probably have ZERO impact on the NFL in year 1 and has a high potential to be a total washout. I mean, let's be real: he's stepping into the NFL with Marcus Vick's predilection to run and Byung-Hyun Kim's delivery. **** him.

But really, what shall he be nicknamed?

Here's a nickname for this thread:

http://www.comicconned.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/epicfatfail.jpg

Pontius Pirate
08-08-2010, 07:49 PM
Here's a nickname for this thread:

http://www.comicconned.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/epicfatfail.jpg

Tim Tebow as "Epic Fail"

Well, he is somewhat epic, and he is likely to be a failure so...

I like it! Thanks!

BMF Bronco
08-08-2010, 09:17 PM
"Preacher", "The Second Coming (of Christ or Elway)", or go the other way "T-bag", "Teboner", or simply, "The Dude"

broncocalijohn
08-08-2010, 10:07 PM
Him. And it should always be capitalized.

broncosteven
08-09-2010, 09:49 AM
Jay Cutler was Pumpkin Pie, the Frown Cannon, etc. Jake Plummer was Jake the Snake. Kyle Orton is Neckbeard. Brady Quinn is the Inconspicuously Gay Solo.

And so what about Tim Tebow?

My vote: Red. Simple, tasteful, classy, mysterious. Kinda like Red from Shawshank Redemption. But really, he's Red as in a Red Herring....as in so much focus is on Tim Tebow (as opposed to the bigger Denver picture) that it's ridiculous. The guy will probably have ZERO impact on the NFL in year 1 and has a high potential to be a total washout. I mean, let's be real: he's stepping into the NFL with Marcus Vick's predilection to run and Byung-Hyun Kim's delivery. **** him.

But really, what shall he be nicknamed?

I came up with a great nickname for Tebow's followers while at Canton: TeBITES. I don't have one for Tebow yet, I would like to see him play in the NFL 1st.