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Quoydogs
08-05-2010, 11:45 PM
Very intresting night here in Portland. I was going to the store and had to stop because there was a cop was blocking the road. There were fire trucks everywhere. Looked up and the local strip joint was on fire. !Booya!

About that time I would say 8 to 10 strippers were marched out on Sandy Blvd ( that's were it was ) and a head count was done. That had to be one of the most interesting things I have ever watched.:thumbsup::wiggle:

I snapped a few shots sorry my camera sucks in the dark.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26873&stc=1&d=1281076913
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26873&stc=1&d=1281076913
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26875&stc=1&d=1281077010
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26876&stc=1&d=1281077051

watermock
08-05-2010, 11:59 PM
That's me in the wheelchair.

TNF
08-06-2010, 05:32 AM
Love the pig-tailed one.

Stripper story:

Years ago I was called for jury duty. Now, I've always been thankful I've never had to actually serve, but this was the one time I wanted to. It turns out some schlub had brushed a dancer's breast with his hand at Shotguns as she was leaning over him, and she was charging him with sexual assault. The hallway was lined with the witnesses in the case...all strippers...and it seemed as though most of them had just left, or were headed to, work, as they were in full heels, fishnets, etc. I got picked and was on the jury. Each side had one person they could kick off for no reason before the trial began, and the defense kicked me off. Damn, I was looking forward to seeing how that all went down.

bowtown
08-06-2010, 05:56 AM
Wonder what PacMan was doing in Portland.

Man-Goblin
08-06-2010, 06:02 AM
Wonder what PacMan was doing in Portland.

Obviously he wasn't making it rain.

BroncosCanada
08-06-2010, 07:10 AM
Obviously he wasn't making it rain.

Brilliant.

oubronco
08-06-2010, 08:00 AM
It's a very sad sad day when the local Boobie Bar goes down

Chris
08-06-2010, 08:09 AM
Where are the strippers? Do you have hipster strippers in Portland? Stripsters?

DomCasual
08-06-2010, 08:19 AM
The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!

crowebomber
08-06-2010, 08:24 AM
Love the pig-tailed one.

Stripper story:

Years ago I was called for jury duty. Now, I've always been thankful I've never had to actually serve, but this was the one time I wanted to. It turns out some schlub had brushed a dancer's breast with his hand at Shotguns as she was leaning over him, and she was charging him with sexual assault. The hallway was lined with the witnesses in the case...all strippers...and it seemed as though most of them had just left, or were headed to, work, as they were in full heels, fishnets, etc. I got picked and was on the jury. Each side had one person they could kick off for no reason before the trial began, and the defense kicked me off. Damn, I was looking forward to seeing how that all went down.

Maybe you shouldn't have worn the sweat pants that day. It made it pretty easy to see that you were a little too excited to do your civic duty. :~ohyah!:

crowebomber
08-06-2010, 08:29 AM
How about the guy in the sweater vest. The place is burning to the ground and he is still rocking the creepy stripclub guy smile with his eyes locked on pigtail's rack!

bfoflcommish
08-06-2010, 08:31 AM
How about the guy in the sweater vest. The place is burning to the ground and he is still rocking the creepy stripclub guy smile with his eyes locked on pigtail's rack!

100% of posters will now scroll back up to the pic and see for themsleves

Tombstone RJ
08-06-2010, 08:40 AM
"Pirate's Cove" is the name of the place... lmao. It's just a darn shame when a good family place like that burns to the ground. What are these young dancers to do? Perhaps they can get a job down at the "Rusty Parrot" where family fun can be had by all!

Popps
08-06-2010, 08:42 AM
Someone told me once that Portland is the porn capital of the USA. Obviously LA produces the most, but I think they said that Oregon consumed more porn per capita than anyplace in the country?

Chris
08-06-2010, 08:43 AM
Someone told me once that Portland is the porn capital of the USA. Obviously LA produces the most, but I think they said that Oregon consumed more porn per capita than anyplace in the country?

Pornland.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Zd6QviTjR1E/S1LzDSTjhbI/AAAAAAAAA1Y/JAL42tlWFts/s400/austin-powers-mike-myers-as-dr-evil41244322781.jpg

bfoflcommish
08-06-2010, 08:45 AM
"Pirate's Cove" is the name of the place... lmao. It's just a darn shame when a good family place like that burns to the ground. What are these young dancers to do? Perhaps they can get a job down at the "Rusty Parrot" where family fun can be had by all!



ey but of course isnt that were all pirates look for booty?

Los Broncos
08-06-2010, 08:48 AM
Someone told me once that Portland is the porn capital of the USA. Obviously LA produces the most, but I think they said that Oregon consumed more porn per capita than anyplace in the country?

Have you seen the women there? no wonder it's the porn capital.

Tombstone RJ
08-06-2010, 08:49 AM
Oh those Oregonians are just chalk full of hi-jinx and shenanigans! I love the Toyota Prius in the pick with the sweater vest perv eyeing the the pig-tail amazon queen. Gotta love the liberal's and their commitment to saving gas!

bfoflcommish
08-06-2010, 08:52 AM
why is everyone looking at pig tailed strippers, prius' and pervs in sweater vets??? isnt anyone at all concerned that Joe's birthday party is now in jeopardy

Tombstone RJ
08-06-2010, 08:55 AM
why is everyone looking at pig tailed strippers, prius' and pervs in sweater vets??? isnt anyone at all concerned that Joe's birthday party is now in jeopardy

Didn't you hear? The party has been moved to Chucky Cheese's right down the street. Ever seen pizza being served topless? Well, now's your chance!

Popps
08-06-2010, 08:56 AM
Have you seen the women there? no wonder it's the porn capital.

:rofl:

bfoflcommish
08-06-2010, 09:01 AM
Didn't you hear? The party has been moved to Chucky Cheese's right down the street. Ever seen pizza being served topless? Well, now's your chance!

i guess thats true, plus another perk is a free live band

http://www.lizandlaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/munchs-make-believe-band-chuck-e-cheese.jpg

as well as a place to sleep off the hangover

http://www.setexasrecord.com/content/img/f226462/SZ200_chuck-e-cheeses-sky-tubes-2.jpg

and for the drunk who insists on driving just throw them a token and tell him its his keys

http://www.delgranado.com/pictures/Alf%20pics%20Silvia%20et%20al%20Chuck%20E%20Cheese %2032.jpg

Rabb
08-06-2010, 09:16 AM
http://www.onlykaty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/showbiz-pizza-movie.png

BlueCrusher
08-06-2010, 10:14 AM
How about the guy in the sweater vest. The place is burning to the ground and he is still rocking the creepy stripclub guy smile with his eyes locked on pigtail's rack!

And the lady in the last one staring at them while trying to eat her fingers.

Quoydogs
08-06-2010, 10:25 AM
Someone told me once that Portland is the porn capital of the USA. Obviously LA produces the most, but I think they said that Oregon consumed more porn per capita than anyplace in the country?

I don't know about the porn but I do know that Portland per capita has the most strip clubs of any city in the us. Although it looks as though we are down one now.