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epicSocialism4tw
08-02-2010, 09:16 PM
When the Tebow express hits full speed, people get hurt.

I think that Tebow will put a Bengals linebacker's outline in the dirt. I'm going with Rey Maulauga.

theAPAOps5
08-02-2010, 09:18 PM
Easy...... Foneco

skunk
08-02-2010, 09:20 PM
my pride

bronco militia
08-02-2010, 09:20 PM
http://weirdnewsfiles.com/wp-content/weirdnewsuploads/satan.jpeg

Requiem
08-02-2010, 09:22 PM
He's going to throw a pick to Leon Hall and then take him out, subsequently causing him to fumble -- and then picking up the fumble and returning it 69 yards for the score. "Child please."

supermanhr9
08-03-2010, 10:41 AM
hilarious. I bet Tebow will throw a ball off the goal post, then sprint down field to catch it himself.

Rabb
08-03-2010, 10:47 AM
He will kill someone, only to heal them and then truck them. Shortly after he scores, he will be the first player to be fined for killing someone, and named the NFL humanitarian of the year (yes, after one preseason game) for healing that same person.

Can't wait

jhns
08-03-2010, 11:53 AM
If everything goes as planned, his first victim will be Orton.

Rohirrim
08-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Tebow's first victim? McDaniels, when Tebow busts. ;D

Pontius Pirate
08-03-2010, 02:19 PM
This is an easy one: definitely the gatorade is his first victim

http://www.libertycrossingsyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Waterboy.jpg

Ugly Duck
08-03-2010, 04:42 PM
Who Is Tebow's First Victim?

http://sportsfullcircle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mc.jpg

24champ
08-03-2010, 04:53 PM
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/merriman.jpg

SoCalBronco
08-03-2010, 11:52 PM
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/merriman.jpg

I would LOVE to see Merriwoman get trucked by Tebow. That would be ****ing awesome.

24champ
08-04-2010, 04:13 AM
I would LOVE to see Merriwoman get trucked by Tebow. That would be ****ing awesome.

I would LOL so hard if Tebow did the Lights Out dance over Shawn Girlieman after getting trucked.

watermock
08-04-2010, 05:04 AM
The chance of Tebow and Merriam meeting is slim to none.

watermock
08-04-2010, 06:48 AM
http://sportsfullcircle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mc.jpg.

epicSocialism4tw
08-16-2010, 11:46 AM
It wasnt Rey Mualuga, and I didnt think that Tebow would KO a dude or that he would take out two guys, but I did get the position of the player right. ;D

Tebow's first victims:



Abdul Hodge
http://prod.static.bengals.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/CIN/photos/players-galleries/hodge-abdul/2--nfl_large_590_Unlimited.jpg



Kyries Hebert
http://www.bengals.com/assets/clubimages/articles/2009/hebert090406_440.jpg

Gcver2ver3
08-16-2010, 11:54 AM
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/merriman.jpg


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PRBronco
08-16-2010, 11:54 AM
I was hoping someone would bump this :D

Chris
08-16-2010, 11:56 AM
<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">double kill </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1431305">
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</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1431305"> The term, which originated from Unreal Tournament, used to describe killing two opponents at the same time or within a few seconds of each other. It is usually said by the in-game commentator. Is also used in Halo and Halo 2.
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epicSocialism4tw
08-16-2010, 11:58 AM
<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="word">double kill </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1431305">
</td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1431305"> The term, which originated from Unreal Tournament, used to describe killing two opponents at the same time or within a few seconds of each other. It is usually said by the in-game commentator. Is also used in Halo and Halo 2.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

Nice. Ha!