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RhymesayersDU
07-30-2010, 06:02 AM
Vote!

http://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/files/2010/06/tebow-throw-broncos-minicamp.jpg

Ray Finkle
07-30-2010, 06:12 AM
very small....I like chics....

RhymesayersDU
07-30-2010, 06:14 AM
Not sure of your point... Any man with a nice TEBOWNER slays all the ladies.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-30-2010, 06:16 AM
I'm watching training camp, butt naked, with a six foot TEBOWNER and a giant cheeseburger on the end of it. RAWR.

Ray Finkle
07-30-2010, 06:19 AM
Not sure of your point... Any man with a nice TEBOWNER slays all the ladies.

couldn't resist :D

Traveler
07-30-2010, 06:19 AM
N/a.

RhymesayersDU
07-30-2010, 07:05 AM
I'm watching training camp, butt naked, with a six foot TEBOWNER and a giant cheeseburger on the end of it. RAWR.

Yes! And it counts!

Rabb
07-30-2010, 07:07 AM
I don't know how to embed, but RISE AND FIRE!!!!

*now new and improved with embedded goodness, thank you Pony Boy

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RhymesayersDU
07-30-2010, 09:05 AM
Hahaha, nice.

Archer81
07-30-2010, 09:09 AM
My Tebowner would not fit into the Holland Tunnel. In fact, it would destroy said tunnel.


:Broncos:

55CrushEm
07-30-2010, 09:23 AM
I don't know how to embed, but RISE AND FIRE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5rErtiJoQ

:rofl:

Taco John
07-30-2010, 09:26 AM
I don't understand how anyone could NOT. I mean, I can understand not being thrilled at where we picked him. But forget that. The fact is, the guy is a Bronco, is the most hyped college player probably in the existence of the game (if he's not the most, he's certainly ranks up there), and he hasn't played a single down yet. There's absolutely nothing to hate on the guy over, and every reason to root for the guy.

Smiling Assassin27
07-30-2010, 09:28 AM
on a scale of 1 to 10, it's a....15.

Rabb
07-30-2010, 09:30 AM
I don't understand how anyone could NOT. I mean, I can understand not being thrilled at where we picked him. But forget that. The fact is, the guy is a Bronco, is the most hyped college player probably in the existence of the game (if he's not the most, he's certainly ranks up there), and he hasn't played a single down yet. There's absolutely nothing to hate on the guy over, and every reason to root for the guy.

totally agree TJ

my wife was asking last night why people are making such a big deal about it, and it's hard to explain

she basically asked after I explained it "so if he was so great in college, why would we be upset about this at all?" and although simplistic, it's a good question I can't answer

I am happy he is here myself, can you even comprehend how wildly popular this kid will be if he ends up starting and playing with the same drive and determination he did in college?

I cannot honestly think of another player that could have that kind of impact, the NFL has to be drooling at the prospect.

OABB
07-30-2010, 09:34 AM
my tebowner is a blood draining vampire. It is giving my brain just enough blood and oxygen to find pictured of Tebow to stare at. I fear I may not live much longer at this rate. There is no release short of actual tebow touch. Tebow, whilst thou heal me? just the tip?

Taco John
07-30-2010, 09:38 AM
totally agree TJ

my wife was asking last night why people are making such a big deal about it, and it's hard to explain

she basically asked after I explained it "so if he was so great in college, why would we be upset about this at all?" and although simplistic, it's a good question I can't answer

I am happy he is here myself, can you even comprehend how wildly popular this kid will be if he ends up starting and playing with the same drive and determination he did in college?

I cannot honestly think of another player that could have that kind of impact, the NFL has to be drooling at the prospect.


Just the prospect of the guy panning out sends me into delerium. He doesn't have to be perfect. He just needs to be the grittiest SOB on that field who somehow finds a way to get it done. That doesn't seem like a stretch at all. I could easily see Tebow fitting that role.

That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.

Popps
07-30-2010, 09:39 AM
I've had a tebowner for more than 4 hours... should I consult a physician?

Popps
07-30-2010, 09:41 AM
That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.

http://www.oldcrappytee.com/product_images/108d.gif

Abqbronco
07-30-2010, 09:41 AM
I've had a tebowner for more than 4 hours... should I consult a physician?

No. No, you shouldn't. I can't understand why anyone would.

TDmvp
07-30-2010, 09:44 AM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o5/tmgissy/Gators/Tebowner.jpg




http://www.tebowner.com/pictures/tebow38.jpg

HorseHead
07-30-2010, 09:45 AM
My "Tebowner" is so big, it's refusing to take calls from Spielberg...

RhymesayersDU
07-30-2010, 12:48 PM
I can't believe only 17 people on this board have raging TEBOWNERS.

Requiem
07-30-2010, 12:52 PM
I have a boner for that broad in the Tebow shirt. Good gravy.

bronclvr
07-30-2010, 12:54 PM
Just the prospect of the guy panning out sends me into delerium. He doesn't have to be perfect. He just needs to be the grittiest SOB on that field who somehow finds a way to get it done. That doesn't seem like a stretch at all. I could easily see Tebow fitting that role.

That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.

The optimism in your Post is exciting, and I can't wait to see this guy march us up and down the field. How awesome would it be to have a left handed Elway who has good character to boot? Can you imagine the manlove (and apologies) from Jamie Dukes if he is successful?

broncosteven
07-30-2010, 01:15 PM
Did anyone see NFL Live just before the season where that running back dude who had to retire from all those concusions said Pat White would be the most explosive/biggest impact player coming into the league because of the fins wildcat attack?

Pat White went 0-5 passing and had 81 yards rushing, a QB rating of 39.6 and 1 lost fumble with no TD's.

We just won't know what we will have until Tebow hits the gridiron. Excited to be able to follow his progress should be interesting year.

Man-Goblin
07-30-2010, 02:50 PM
Is this a public pole?

Archer81
07-30-2010, 05:17 PM
My Tebowner is so big and awesome, when I left the Virgin Islands, they were simply called "The Islands".

:Broncos:

uplink
07-30-2010, 05:50 PM
My Tebowner is so big there is still snow on the end of it and its Summertime.

Lev Vyvanse
07-30-2010, 06:00 PM
Did anyone see NFL Live just before the season where that running back dude who had to retire from all those concusions said Pat White would be the most explosive/biggest impact player coming into the league because of the fins wildcat attack?

Pat White went 0-5 passing and had 81 yards rushing, a QB rating of 39.6 and 1 lost fumble with no TD's.

We just won't know what we will have until Tebow hits the gridiron. Excited to be able to follow his progress should be interesting year.

I agreed with what you are saying but White was not the QB Tebow was in college.

Bronco Boy
07-30-2010, 06:49 PM
My Tebowner won't be gone for quite some time, I'm trying to be celibate cause that's what Tebow would want.

brncs_fan
07-30-2010, 09:33 PM
How is my Tebowner?

I went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that
she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the me with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent tebowner
which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering
what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the
store and $3000 a month in living expenses."

HorseHead
07-31-2010, 07:14 AM
My "Tebowner" is so big...there's a rumor it might replace Simon on Idol...

Hulamau
07-31-2010, 09:52 AM
I have a boner for that broad in the Tebow shirt. Good gravy.

Amen! :)

bronco militia
07-31-2010, 11:11 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=15506&d=1146756819

Archer81
07-31-2010, 11:14 AM
My Tebowner is so massive, you need a shirpa and oxygen tanks to scale the summit...



:Broncos:

Requiem
07-31-2010, 11:16 AM
I wanna scale it.

RhymesayersDU
08-15-2010, 07:38 AM
EXTENDED ACTION FOR TEBOW TODAY!

Pre-season or not, I've got a raging TEBOWNER!

OABB
08-15-2010, 08:19 AM
My tebowner is so hard I shoot diamonds.

ayjackson
08-15-2010, 08:50 AM
http://www.tebowner.com/pictures/tebow38.jpg

that'll take some convincing

OABB
08-15-2010, 09:26 AM
Can't tebown her endzone, but I might be able to cutler it. And by that I mean I'll stare down her wide open receiver but it will get intercepted.

NOLA Bronco
08-15-2010, 02:11 PM
Can't tebown her endzone, but I might be able to cutler it. And by that I mean I'll stare down her wide open receiver but it will get intercepted.

Well played.

uplink
08-15-2010, 03:47 PM
Its so big its getting craters from asteroid impacts.

RhymesayersDU
08-15-2010, 06:32 PM
Tebowner!!!!!

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
08-15-2010, 06:35 PM
tebowner lmfao

OABB
08-15-2010, 07:15 PM
My balls just exploded on that td run.

broncosteven
08-15-2010, 07:17 PM
My balls just exploded on that td run.

MY DVR quit as the game went over the 3 hour time frame I guess I missed the best part of the game since *gulp* Orton *gasp* went out.

OABB
08-15-2010, 07:21 PM
MY DVR quit as the game went over the 3 hour time frame I guess I missed the best part of the game since *gulp* Orton *gasp* went out.

Just watch sportcenter... I am sure they will show it. It was ****ing awesome.

brncs_fan
08-15-2010, 07:30 PM
After the TD run my Tebowner got so big I accidentally impregnates a woman three blocks away while sitting on my couch.

Bronco Boy
08-15-2010, 08:02 PM
After the TD run my Tebowner got so big I accidentally impregnates a woman three blocks away while sitting on my couch.

She musta been a real big woman

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-15-2010, 08:04 PM
Still hard, but not as big as my Kyle-rection.

loborugger
08-15-2010, 08:24 PM
Is this a public pole?

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RhymesayersDU
08-15-2010, 09:03 PM
Still hard, but not as big as my Kyle-rection.

That's dangerous thinking.

OABB
08-15-2010, 09:07 PM
my Ortgasm was intense, but my tebowner can nail a screw through metal.

BMarsh615
08-15-2010, 09:20 PM
my ortgasm was intense, but my tebowner can nail a screw through metal.

lol

Wes Mantooth
08-15-2010, 09:57 PM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o5/tmgissy/Gators/Tebowner.jpg




http://www.tebowner.com/pictures/tebow38.jpg

holy crap!

oubronco
08-16-2010, 07:23 AM
Awesome LOL ROFL! Hilarious!

RhymesayersDU
08-27-2010, 07:20 PM
My TEBOWNER was flaccid, but as his health improves, so does the rock-hard strength of my TEBOWNER.

RhymesayersDU
08-29-2010, 08:03 PM
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TIM TEBOW THREW HIS FIRST TOUCHDOWN PASS? A PLAY THAT WILL LIVE FOREVER.

My TEBOWNER is so insane right now.

Punisher
08-29-2010, 08:07 PM
if tebow makes it anywhere in this league i will donate my body to modern science

RhymesayersDU
08-29-2010, 08:08 PM
He already made it somewhere. The great city and state of Denver, Colorado.

Punisher
08-29-2010, 08:09 PM
He already made it somewhere. The great city and state of Denver, Colorado.

:spit:

RhymesayersDU
08-29-2010, 08:11 PM
:spit:

I'll be here all week!

Punisher
08-29-2010, 08:12 PM
I'll be here all week!

ok want to ****?

RhymesayersDU
08-29-2010, 08:13 PM
With my TEBOWNER as rock hard as it is right now, it's my only option I think.

Punisher
08-29-2010, 08:18 PM
With my TEBOWNER as rock hard as it is right now, it's my only option I think.

TEBOWNER....

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/forum/facepalm/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

WABronco
08-29-2010, 08:24 PM
if tebow makes it anywhere in this league i will donate my body to modern science

Modern science would reject your flip-flopping, gutter-soaked piece of filth!

R8R H8R
08-29-2010, 08:31 PM
if tebow makes it anywhere in this league i will donate my body to modern science

Might as well, since you have obviously already donated your brain.

RhymesayersDU
09-12-2010, 07:57 AM
TIM TEBOW ... In FLORIDA ... In ORANGE & BLUE ...


DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK ABOUT THE STATUS OF MY TEBOWNER?

NFL SUNDAY IS BACK!

broncosteven
09-12-2010, 09:17 AM
My Tebowner is flaccid, I doubt they risk rolling out their new toy in some wild horse formation with only 2 QB's active today. I am hoping the only way Tebow sees any action is if Orton goes down.

Broncobiv
09-12-2010, 09:18 AM
As two of my fantasy football team names can testify, I have a RAGING TEBOWNER right now! Let's go BRONCOS!!!

Broncobiv
09-12-2010, 09:19 AM
My Tebowner is flaccid, I doubt they risk rolling out their new toy in some wild horse formation with only 2 QB's active today. I am hoping the only way Tebow sees any action is if Orton goes down.

Isn't that what the "emergency" 3rd QB is for? If the first 2 go down, the 3rd is allowed to come in?

Quoydogs
09-12-2010, 09:22 AM
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o5/tmgissy/Gators/Tebowner.jpg




http://www.tebowner.com/pictures/tebow38.jpg

Damn !! Tebow is one lucky S.O.B.

Jay3
09-12-2010, 09:27 AM
As two of my fantasy football team names can testify, I have a RAGING TEBOWNER right now! Let's go BRONCOS!!!

I've two teams named "Tebow Jockeys" (with the Jockey press photo), and one named "Friar Tebows."

What did you go with?

Broncobiv
09-12-2010, 08:07 PM
I've two teams named "Tebow Jockeys" (with the Jockey press photo), and one named "Friar Tebows."

What did you go with?

I just stuck with "Raging Tebowner" for both of them. It's gonna be an interesting year if he sees around 10 snaps per game.

Bronco Boy
09-12-2010, 09:37 PM
My Tebowner went floppy, spraying all passers by.

broncobum6162
09-21-2010, 06:39 AM
Word on the street here in Indy is that Peyton Manning is sporting a huge Tebowner. So large in fact that he has pulled a lower back muscle cause by the torque effect. He will be out for Sundays game. Curtis Painter at this point is still flaccid.............

RhymesayersDU
11-01-2010, 08:16 AM
Despite limited team success, Timmy Tebow's two electrifying scores have my TEBOWNER as rock hard as ever.

RhymesayersDU
12-17-2010, 07:56 PM
Do I even have to ask?

ROCK HARD.

loborugger
12-17-2010, 07:59 PM
Will your Tebowner go limp if Timmy goes 15 for 32 for 118 yds and 2 INTs in Oakland this weekend?

broncolife
12-17-2010, 08:13 PM
He better keep his td streak going. I will be pissed if he misses a td on a pass attempt:)

TheReverend
12-17-2010, 08:52 PM
Will your Tebowner go limp if Timmy goes 15 for 32 for 118 yds and 2 INTs in Oakland this weekend?

So you're predicting an improvement over Kyle in his first ever NFL start?

;)

Jetmeck
12-17-2010, 08:53 PM
so you're predicting an improvement over kyle in his first ever nfl start?

;)

lol

razorwire77
12-17-2010, 09:07 PM
Sportin' a semi right now. Don't really know what will happen. Timmy has a stronger arm than a lot of people think, and what's lost in all of the talk of his mechanics and release points is that the kid is a damn good, bordering on freakishly good athlete. A 38.5 inch vert is sick for anyone much less a QB. A lot of pundits talked about his 4.7 as being only slightly above average, but on a 240 pound man that's moving. On the more important speed drills his 3 cone 6.66 (ironic) is ridiculous and faster than most WR/RB's. His 20 and 60 yard shuttle was outstanding too. Bottom line is he may throw picks on Sunday. Scratch that he will probably throw picks on Saturday. He'll miss reads, and receivers, but at some point he is going to have a WOW play or two based on pure athleticism. That's what's giving me wood.

Dagmar
12-17-2010, 09:09 PM
So you're predicting an improvement over Kyle in his first ever NFL start?

;)

It's a strange phenom, Tebow doesn't seem to be allowed an adequate performance like that of someone like McCoy, it's "win the game for us or I shall cast thee out!"

loborugger
12-17-2010, 10:00 PM
So you're predicting an improvement over Kyle in his first ever NFL start?

;)

Now that you mention it - wouldnt that also be an improvement over Kyle's performance last weekend?

The Joker
12-17-2010, 10:17 PM
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww117/ogrgel/JohnnyCash-FiveFeetHighAndRising.jpg

broncocalijohn
12-17-2010, 10:21 PM
Will your Tebowner go limp if Timmy goes 15 for 32 for 118 yds and 2 INTs in Oakland this weekend?

If he doesnt line up behind a guard, he is ahead of Elway.

Jesterhole
12-17-2010, 10:28 PM
It's a strange phenom, Tebow doesn't seem to be allowed an adequate performance like that of someone like McCoy, it's "win the game for us or I shall cast thee out!"

I don't think anyone is saying that. Who reasonably expects Tebow to win with this stinkbomb of a team? We all just want to evaluate what we have so we can made an educated decision in the offseason.

I'm positive we'll all be invited to take part in the choice...

Taco John
12-17-2010, 11:08 PM
I don't think anyone is saying that. Who reasonably expects Tebow to win with this stinkbomb of a team? We all just want to evaluate what we have so we can made an educated decision in the offseason.

I'm positive we'll all be invited to take part in the choice...

It's our fault that Josh got fired, so it only makes sense that we also get to make the decision whether to keep Tebow around or not.

Taco John
12-17-2010, 11:13 PM
Will your Tebowner go limp if Timmy goes 15 for 32 for 118 yds and 2 INTs in Oakland this weekend?

That depends... Does he hit someone really hard along the way?

Taco John
12-17-2010, 11:14 PM
At this point, I just want something, anything to cheer for.

SoCalBronco
12-17-2010, 11:17 PM
I'm sure there will be some stretches of terrible play, but I just want to see some flashes of awesomeness...I know he has it in him. I'm really excited to see him play.

Tebowner is in full rage.

TailgateNut
12-18-2010, 06:11 AM
I don't think anyone is saying that. Who reasonably expects Tebow to win with this stinkbomb of a team? We all just want to evaluate what we have so we can made an educated decision in the offseason.

I'm positive we'll all be invited to take part in the choice...


Let's make excuse for little Tebowski before he steps on the field.LOL

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-18-2010, 08:52 AM
tebow is a rookie what do you people expect a super bowl performance hell orton is crap and hes a veteran

loborugger
12-18-2010, 09:29 AM
That depends... Does he hit someone really hard along the way?

Well, he knocked the hell outta 2 Bengals on that TD run in pre-season, and almost knocked himself out, too. This isnt college ball.

footstepsfrom#27
12-18-2010, 10:34 AM
Originally Posted by Jesterhole
I don't think anyone is saying that. Who reasonably expects Tebow to win with this stinkbomb of a team? We all just want to evaluate what we have so we can made an educated decision in the offseason.

I'm positive we'll all be invited to take part in the choice...
Let's make excuse for little Tebowski before he steps on the field.LOL
So...what? You're saying he should be expected to win with this team? Or have you just already made your mind up that he's gotta go before you've seen him even play?

TailgateNut
12-18-2010, 01:46 PM
Originally Posted by Jesterhole
I don't think anyone is saying that. Who reasonably expects Tebow to win with this stinkbomb of a team? We all just want to evaluate what we have so we can made an educated decision in the offseason.

I'm positive we'll all be invited to take part in the choice...

So...what? You're saying he should be expected to win with this team? Or have you just already made your mind up that he's gotta go before you've seen him even play?

No, Im saying you guys shouldn't be making excuses for someone who has been on the recieving end of your combined lip service since April.

DarkHorse
12-18-2010, 01:55 PM
http://www.rockhardwood.com/images/hugebonerpreview.jpg

Los Broncos
12-18-2010, 06:24 PM
I have a semi chub.

RhymesayersDU
02-24-2011, 09:19 PM
John Fox is like the anti-Viagra. :(

OABB
02-24-2011, 09:20 PM
It's even bigger. Orton is going to get traded for sure.

Archer81
02-24-2011, 09:26 PM
So big its now the world's 8th continent.


:Broncos:

RhymesayersDU
10-09-2011, 07:07 PM
ROCK SOLID, BROSKIS!!!!!!

Broncobiv
10-09-2011, 07:13 PM
:strong: :tebow:

Punisher
10-09-2011, 07:49 PM
TEBOWNER....

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/forum/facepalm/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

Seriously Stop with the Tebowner thing its gay

Broncobiv
10-09-2011, 07:56 PM
Seriously Stop with the Tebowner thing its gay

Go away. Wish you would've stayed away the first time you renounced this team.

Punisher
10-09-2011, 08:16 PM
Go away. Wish you would've stayed away the first time you renounced this team.

If you give me ya body for a half hour i'll go away. Are you willing to sacrifice yourself for everyone?

Broncobiv
10-09-2011, 08:18 PM
If you give me ya body for a half hour and i'll go away. Are you willing to sacrifice yourself for everyone?
Depends on what you plan on doing to me. Or with me. :wiggle:

Punisher
10-09-2011, 08:21 PM
Depends on what you plan on doing to me. Or with me. :wiggle:

I'm not telling its a surprise

WABronco
10-09-2011, 08:23 PM
What the F you can't bump an old poll like this. I can't re-vote! I HAVE A RAGING BONE AND I'VE ALREADY JIZZED LIKE 11 TIMES SINCE HALF TIME TODAY. CANT STOP WONT STOP

Punisher
10-09-2011, 08:25 PM
What the F you can't bump an old poll like this. I can't re-vote! I HAVE A RAGING BONE AND I'VE ALREADY JIZZED LIKE 11 TIMES SINCE HALF TIME TODAY. CANT STOP WONT STOP

Oh happy hour!

Archer81
10-09-2011, 08:28 PM
So massive Mohicans traded it to the Dutch for a handful of glass beads. The Dutch would end up building New Amsterdam. English named it New York.

Thats right. My tebowner is so massive 10 million people live on it.

Right now, a group of protesters are on Wall St. Unfortunate for them, I had mexican for lunch.

Mwa ha.

:Broncos:

OABB
10-09-2011, 08:38 PM
it shed its skin.

how small is tgns dick right now? tekos? errorands?

#awesomewinboner.

RhymesayersDU
11-07-2011, 10:03 AM
RAGING.

Dagmar
11-07-2011, 10:08 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/broncorocks/Anchorman/MassiveErection.jpg

TheReverend
11-07-2011, 10:13 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/gregsteez/Boner.gif

Requiem
11-07-2011, 10:14 AM
Wow Rev. . . is that from Hentai?

RhymesayersDU
11-18-2011, 09:21 AM
OH HAI GUYZ.

RhymesayersDU
12-13-2011, 08:15 PM
MY DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. HE TELLS ME I NEED MORE COWBELL.

Jesterhole
12-13-2011, 08:20 PM
http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/19286558/view/1/producttypecolor/258/type/png/width/190/height/190/tebowner_design.png

Requiem
12-13-2011, 08:22 PM
Still sportin' an Orton. ;)

broncosteven
12-13-2011, 08:22 PM
MY DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. HE TELLS ME I NEED MORE COWBELL.

mine just keep writing scripts for goofballs and tests they can bill the insurance for.

Dagmar
12-13-2011, 08:23 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4859IuTQ1qfjjglo1_400.gif

Bronx33
12-13-2011, 08:42 PM
My tebowner is so resilient a cat couldn't scratch it.

RhymesayersDU
01-08-2012, 07:26 PM
My cock just exploded.

TheReverend
01-08-2012, 07:51 PM
My cock just exploded.

I'm still coming.

SoCalBronco
01-08-2012, 07:53 PM
Harder than a diamond.

TheReverend
01-08-2012, 07:56 PM
Harder than a diamond.

I'm actually on my way to a joint DARPA/NASA task force so they can clone my penis density to use for scientific industro-military experiments.

Turd_Ferguson
01-14-2012, 10:12 PM
My Tebowner has been circumcised