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Taco John
07-30-2010, 12:07 AM
This time, it's personal...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

Broncosfreak_56
07-30-2010, 12:37 AM
Time for that boat to kick the icebergs ass.

brncs_fan
07-30-2010, 12:41 AM
While perusing the solid list of 'B' level actors and nobodies I did come across an actor whose name is Harmony Blossom (I am positive that it is her real name) what stared in a film called...











...My Name Is Khan.

She now has atleast one fan, if she can tear him away from Kuper.

listopencil
07-30-2010, 01:13 AM
I wonder what happens in this one?

Taco John
07-30-2010, 02:56 AM
Fair warning... I will ban for anyone throwing out spoilers in this thread... ;)

Taco John
07-30-2010, 02:57 AM
So, uh... I don't know who Shane Van Dyke is, but I'm going to go ahead and hate him anyway for this. Writer AND Director...

And the tag line... "100 years later, lightning strikes twice."

Um... Someone needs to fill the guy in on that whole glacier thing.

watermock
07-30-2010, 03:00 AM
Dick van Dyke's son.

Dick did porn before it was porn with Mary Tyler Moore...

they were the first couple to be filmed in bed together on network TV.

Taco John
07-30-2010, 03:02 AM
Dick van Dyke's son.

Dick did porn before it was porn with Mary Tyler Moore...

Apparently, he's actually his grandson.

watermock
07-30-2010, 03:04 AM
God I'm old.

I feel like the guy who lost his ticket on the Titanic to DeCaprio.

Doggcow
07-30-2010, 03:18 AM
While perusing the solid list of 'B' level actors and nobodies I did come across an actor whose name is Harmony Blossom (I am positive that it is her real name) what stared in a film called...











...My Name Is Khan.

She now has atleast one fan, if she can tear him away from Kuper.

She is also in

#1 Cheerleader Camp
Desc: A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

elsid13
07-30-2010, 03:41 AM
She is also in

#1 Cheerleader Camp
Desc: A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

I believe that is playing on Skinomax late night this week.

elsid13
07-30-2010, 03:42 AM
Well we all now know where Hotrod been this summer. He been building the Titanic 2

broncosteven
07-30-2010, 09:23 AM
So, uh... I don't know who Shane Van Dyke is, but I'm going to go ahead and hate him anyway for this. Writer AND Director...
....

And he is also acting in this.

This is the type of cast that they would dig up for a McGuyver show.

Chris
07-30-2010, 09:34 AM
So, uh... I don't know who Shane Van Dyke is, but I'm going to go ahead and hate him anyway for this. Writer AND Director...

And the tag line... "100 years later, lightning strikes twice."

Um... Someone needs to fill the guy in on that whole glacier thing.

He is Dick Van Dyke's grandson. He makes a living directing and acting in ridiculous movies like this... first it was trying to make a buck with knock off titles like "Paranormal Entity" (Paranormal Activity) and now they've gone on to make their own stuff like this and "Giant Crab vs Octopus"... or at least that's how my coworkers have explained it.

Cutler4Life
07-30-2010, 09:41 AM
Personally this is my favorite trailer for Titanic 2 (psst. this one is a joke, try not to get your knickers in a knot...;D)

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DHallblows
07-30-2010, 09:51 AM
Buddy told me about this yesterday. I'm seriously SO excited for this movie. it's by The Asylum. You can find a bunch of their rip-off movies at Blockbuster. We spent an entire summer finding their random movies and watching them. My top 3 favorites were Snakes on a Train, 666 The Child (Released when The Omen came out in 06) and Mega Piranha. These movies are so retarded you can't help but watch.

Here's the real trailer :wiggle:
http://www.someecards.com/2010/07/29/titanic-2-trailer-james-cameron-leonardo-dicaprio
...but seriously, that's the real trailer

Man-Goblin
07-30-2010, 10:03 AM
I can't believe they got Harmony Blossom to play the reporter.

Pick Six
07-30-2010, 10:54 AM
"I'm the king of the lame sequels!"

brncs_fan
07-30-2010, 01:01 PM
http://musicjalsha.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/My-Name-Is-Khan-2.jpg

This has potential!

Tw0mey
07-30-2010, 01:02 PM
I'm still waiting for "The Titanic.... and ZOMBIES" movie to come out

ZONA
07-30-2010, 01:09 PM
Could it be? Remember the movie CONACT in 1997 where mankind had to build a space travel machine, in which we saw terrorists blow it up and just when everybody thought that was the end of things, there secretely was a 2nd space travel machine built, and all was good.

Was there a secret Titanic #2 built? Mmmm, could be.

broncosteven
07-30-2010, 01:55 PM
Could it be? Remember the movie CONACT in 1997 where mankind had to build a space travel machine, in which we saw terrorists blow it up and just when everybody thought that was the end of things, there secretely was a 2nd space travel machine built, and all was good.

Was there a secret Titanic #2 built? Mmmm, could be.

You are very close to a banning from Taco...see above.

UberBroncoMan
07-30-2010, 03:12 PM
Could it be? Remember the movie CONACT in 1997 where mankind had to build a space travel machine, in which we saw terrorists blow it up and just when everybody thought that was the end of things, there secretely was a 2nd space travel machine built, and all was good.

Was there a secret Titanic #2 built? Mmmm, could be.

Actually there was. It was used as a hospital ship, and for transporting people during World War II.

broncosteven
07-30-2010, 07:58 PM
Actually there was. It was used as a hospital ship, and for transporting people during World War II.

You talking about Olympic?

Doggcow
07-30-2010, 08:35 PM
Buddy told me about this yesterday. I'm seriously SO excited for this movie. it's by The Asylum. You can find a bunch of their rip-off movies at Blockbuster. We spent an entire summer finding their random movies and watching them. My top 3 favorites were Snakes on a Train, 666 The Child (Released when The Omen came out in 06) and Mega Piranha. These movies are so retarded you can't help but watch.

Here's the real trailer :wiggle:
http://www.someecards.com/2010/07/29/titanic-2-trailer-james-cameron-leonardo-dicaprio
...but seriously, that's the real trailer

Did they do Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? Because that movie was amazing.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-30-2010, 08:39 PM
I'm only interested in sequels that involve an electric boogaloo.

DHallblows
07-31-2010, 02:55 PM
Did they do Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? Because that movie was amazing.

Yes and yes :thumbs: