View Full Version : Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow

07-23-2010, 10:28 PM
This is probably already been posted in a thread. If someone knows where the thread is, post it and I'll delete this. Funny stuff, tho'

10.) When he was a kid, Chuck Norris’ bedroom walls were covered with photos of Chuck Norris…now his walls are covered with pictures of Tim Tebow.

9.) Chuck Norris scared the black out of Michael Jackson… Tim Tebow scared the life out of him.

8.) Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t. Chuck Norris threw it… Tim Tebow caught it, fried it and ate it whole.

7.) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one… for Tim Tebow.

6.) Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died….Tim Tebow brought the cobra back from the dead and keeps it under his pads for good luck.

5.) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris… Chuck Norris checks the closet for Tim Tebow.

4.) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris…Tim Tebow was hung like Chuck Norris… as an infant.

3.) Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas… Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

2.) A single hair from Chuck Norris can split a diamond… A single hair from Tim Tebow can split an atom.

1.) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress… 9 months later Tim Tebow ate the same amount of steak in 20 minutes, after spending the first 15 minutes delivering Chuck Norris and waitress’ baby.

07-23-2010, 10:36 PM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad....who happens to be Tim Tebow