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Taco John
07-15-2010, 09:09 AM
It was complete freak chance that I came across this reviewer... I was looking for a new DVD for my son, and since he likes the Imagination Movers, I thought I'd check out their DVD on Amazon. I ran into a review that I recognized for a parody review, and decided to check what else the person had reviewed - What I found was a treasure trove of comedy that has made me laugh out loud more than once...

This is some good stuff:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3VJZ9LPU4SF3Q/ref=cm_rna_own_review_more?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R390WCS7C91XGH

Popps
07-15-2010, 09:19 AM
Raccoon attack.

Totally predictable.

Rohirrim
07-15-2010, 09:28 AM
I shouldn't have opened this at work. I'm about to pee my pants. Baby Jesus Butt Plug... Hilarious!

Miss I.
07-15-2010, 09:30 AM
I like this little gem:

" Purely because of my surprise, and for no other reason, I screamed like a little girl and released a little urine. A word of caution: while I haven't been able to confirm this online, I think the smell of pee actually angers yellow jackets. "

Taco John
07-15-2010, 09:32 AM
I like this little gem:

" Purely because of my surprise, and for no other reason, I screamed like a little girl and released a little urine. A word of caution: while I haven't been able to confirm this online, I think the smell of pee actually angers yellow jackets. "


Bwahahaha!

oubronco
07-15-2010, 09:33 AM
Pure awesomeness

broncosteven
07-15-2010, 09:36 AM
but let me tell you that it is very distracting to try to tan your hulk-like body while hearing the anguished cries of your neighbors.

broncosteven
07-15-2010, 09:39 AM
Then I loaded up my 1974 Chevy El Camino and drove to the playground

Taco John
07-15-2010, 09:43 AM
This guy has 9 pages of this stuff!

Garcia Bronco
07-15-2010, 09:59 AM
The olden Snitch one had me ROTFLOMFAO

UberBroncoMan
07-15-2010, 10:05 AM
The Kendestrial Prophecies was ****ing gold.

crush17
07-15-2010, 10:09 AM
Thank you.

broncosteven
07-15-2010, 10:25 AM
And clean up is a snap!

All we do is dump the left-over food into the Cooshee seat and then fling it, catapult-style, at our neighbor's house. It's simple and we get watch the neighborhood wildlife eat. Once I shot a meatloaf dinner all the way to the second floor window. There were bits of mash potato and meat product dripping from the glass for weeks.

Miss I.
07-15-2010, 10:25 AM
you know what is also good are some of the people's response's to his reviews. He wrote a review on Bill Simmons book on Basketball and there is a huge discussion between him and some other guy. It's kind of funny. Can you tell I am a bit bored tonight? ;D

missingnumber7
07-15-2010, 10:32 AM
Um.... I made a mistake., April 4, 2010
This review is from: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug (Paperback)
Yeah, turns out that this is a book.... I didn't know that when I originally made the purchase. I should really moderate my impulse control.

Color me embarrassed.


A number of my friends have insisted that I need a pair of brass balls.... so I ran out to Amazon and purchased these very balls.


Now what?

Yea reading this at work is not reccommended, and has drawn several looks into my office.

broncosteven
07-15-2010, 10:36 AM
4. Described as, "The Thicker, quilted, picker upper", Bounty does as advertised. No matter what consistency comes out of me, these sheets will mop it up. Once I ate fifteen Taco Bell Gorditos in the span of nine minutes and washed it down with a chocolate milkshake and some of those cinnamon sticks. Within the hour I was running for my private sanctuary. I grabbed the sides of the bowl and a fountain of [content deleted by Amazon] to my horror I had missed!!! The [content deleted by Amazon] pooled into a brown [content deleted by Amazon]!!!! Let me tell you, I am so grateful that I had Bounty to come to the rescue. If I didn't, I would have simply left the mess for my wife to clean up and say the dog must have done it...

broncosteven
07-15-2010, 10:37 AM
you know what is also good are some of the people's response's to his reviews. He wrote a review on Bill Simmons book on Basketball and there is a huge discussion between him and some other guy. It's kind of funny. Can you tell I am a bit bored tonight? ;D

I caught that also. I had to go back and look at the earlier ones. Too funny.

HILife
07-15-2010, 10:59 AM
He got pages of comedy and best of all he is from VA. Yea, that's how we roll in VA.

Los Broncos
07-15-2010, 11:01 AM
I love this one...LOL

It's not a bait issue. While trying to uncap the tube of bait I spilled it all over myself. Instead of cleaning up immediately, as the instructions say, I finished setting up the trap and promptly forgot all about it. I drank some muscle juice and sat down to bronze myself and dozed off. An hour later I woke up covered in yellow jackets. Purely because of my surprise, and for no other reason, I screamed like a little girl and released a little urine. A word of caution: while I haven't been able to confirm this online, I think the smell of pee actually angers yellow jackets.

Through this process of self discovery I now know that I can withstand over 300 stings....

I also learned that yellow jackets do not have barbs on their stingers, thus they can repeatedly sting you over and over and over and over and over only stopping when they are tired or bored.

Kaylore
07-15-2010, 11:29 AM
I like this little gem:

" Purely because of my surprise, and for no other reason, I screamed like a little girl and released a little urine. A word of caution: while I haven't been able to confirm this online, I think the smell of pee actually angers yellow jackets. "

That is priceless. Especially him "confirming" it online.

Rohirrim
07-15-2010, 12:02 PM
The one for "Justins Nut Butter" is pure classic. :rofl:

Los Broncos
07-15-2010, 12:04 PM
The one for "Justins Nut Butter" is pure classic. :rofl:

I was going to post that one too, funny ****.

OCBronco
07-15-2010, 12:34 PM
Awesome stuff. I love fake Amazon reviews — probably some of the greatest literature of our time.

For your consideration: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

epicSocialism4tw
07-15-2010, 12:37 PM
The internet is great. You dont have to go through the scummy entertainment world for people to enjoy your talent.

Los Broncos
07-15-2010, 01:11 PM
Awesome stuff. I love fake Amazon reviews — probably some of the greatest literature of our time.

For your consideration: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

The item has wolves on it LOL

Taco John
07-16-2010, 01:05 AM
He posted a new one, and it's great...


"Who doesn't like Mousse and vanilla? I know I do. However, two squirts in the palm may smell nice, but a table spoon down the throat does not. Do not make the same mistake I did."

Sir_Robin
07-16-2010, 02:31 AM
"Freedom, real freedom, is dropping a deuce while rolling down hill with your arms raised over your head like the champion you are. "

Bronco Yoda
07-16-2010, 03:31 AM
pretty funny stuff. These reviews go back 10 years. Wow.

Rohirrim
07-16-2010, 08:04 AM
Here's one from the potty trainer review:

I'll also point out that the removable red bowl has a handle. While this makes it convenient to dump the offending material, it also makes it easy for the little guy to sling the offending material into orbit. Yes, if you try teaching him to remove and flush the stuff himself, just be aware you might be faced with a situation where you're standing on a kitchen chair trying to clean the ceiling with paper towels and cleaning fluid in a state of panic before your wife gets home and notices the bio-stalactite...

Miss I.
07-16-2010, 10:19 AM
got to say i also enjoyed the review on the Panda Ipod docking station, though I really don't want to know how figured out how the volume could be increased by licking it's ears and um also this:

3. When you have the iPanda buzzing along at full blast you can actually feel the vibrations coming from its mouth. While this is a neat feature, it does make me a little uncomfortable. Impulse control is not my strong suit

I worry for the that poor panda's little mouth. ;D

Bronco Yoda
07-16-2010, 03:17 PM
That is why we love you Missy :)

Hogan11
07-16-2010, 03:41 PM
This guy is great Ha!

Durango
07-16-2010, 09:21 PM
I'm wondering if this is the same guy who wrote a review of a Samsung combo DVD/VCR unit I was considering; "...after securing my four year degree from MIT I found the directions and operation of this machine quite simple."

The reviews are worth reading at length if only because there are a few like this guy.

Taco John
07-16-2010, 11:48 PM
Well hello...

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=13564

http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3VJZ9LPU4SF3Q/ref=cm_aya_pdp_profile

Gr33n4blu3
07-17-2010, 04:22 AM
Hello Taco John, I'm glad you've found my reviews to be funny, in fact I really appreciate everyone who's responded to this thread. One of your members notified me that there was a thread solely on my reviews. Usually I'm rolled into the ranks of the one hit wonders (three wolf moon, tuscan whole milk, and the TSA Playmobile Checkpoint) which is an honor in and of itself, but it's really special when I'm singled out (not like in school or at work though - I'm sick of being made to sit in the corner).

There are very few consistent humorist reviewers on Amazon. It's not easy as I'm constantly getting reported to Amazon by other reviewers for violating their use policies. Two reviews have never seen the light of day. In light of this, and considering that most people are at work when reading my reviews, I try to post relatively clean reviews on products that can be viewed anywhere. Believe me when I say that it pains me not to be able to review such wonderful products such as:

**Warning, possibly NSFW***
http://www.amazon.com/Grim-Reaper-Ultimate-Costume-Accessory/dp/B000PTDGLG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1279365447&sr=8-6
**Warning, possibly NSFW***

I wanted to say thank you for enjoying my work. And yes, I've been posting for about 10 years, but the first dozen were more serious (back when I had an 87% rating), but no, I didn't review a Samsung DVD/VCR player.

Los Broncos
07-17-2010, 07:51 AM
That guy is funny, good stuff LOL

Taco John
07-17-2010, 10:43 AM
**Warning, possibly NSFW***
http://www.amazon.com/Grim-Reaper-Ultimate-Costume-Accessory/dp/B000PTDGLG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1279365447&sr=8-6
**Warning, possibly NSFW***



It's criminal that the world is being robbed of your review of this product. You must feel like a modern day Howard Roark, except without the raping.

Thanks for the laughs.

Miss I.
08-04-2010, 12:50 PM
uh TJ, I think the board has been referenced in a review...could be wrong, but I don't think so.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1ZI5FH7DONVSR?_encoding=UTF8&ASIN=B002924FIK&cdPage=&ref_=cm_aya_cmt&newContentNum=1&cdMSG=addedToThread&newContentID=Mx31Y3BM6KHGYVF#CustomerDiscussions

BMF Bronco
08-04-2010, 01:09 PM
pure genius

Ray Finkle
08-04-2010, 01:34 PM
I loved this one....went to GMU....think I may have an idea who this is...

Yeah, turns out that this is a book.... I didn't know that when I originally made the purchase. I should really moderate my impulse control.

Color me embarrassed.

Gr33n4blu3
08-06-2010, 09:13 PM
I loved this one....went to GMU....think I may have an idea who this is...


Oh yeah?

Did you attend GMU? or do you suppose that you know me from somewhere else?

Steve Sewell
08-06-2010, 10:15 PM
Go to the 2nd page. The one about purchasing the quidditch ball is just pure hilarity.

Ray Finkle
08-07-2010, 08:22 PM
Oh yeah?

Did you attend GMU? or do you suppose that you know me from somewhere else?

I did....grad and undergrad. When did you graduate?....

Jay3
08-07-2010, 08:30 PM
You guys might think this site is also funny. It was being emailed around at work this week.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Gr33n4blu3
08-08-2010, 06:43 AM
I did....grad and undergrad. When did you graduate?....

2000. You?

Also, from Jay3's post, my favorite line in that whole correspondence is:

"If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces (sic), I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke."

Miss I.
08-08-2010, 08:11 AM
My neighbors probably think I have a violent mental disorder as I can't stop laughing and also occasionally not so lady like snorting (they would be right. I am deeply affected by OM MS). I read this review on the a lady razor and um well it really speaks for itself http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3VJZ9LPU4SF3Q/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R3CJU7MQX40DMZ

But my fave line is "And after manscaping, clean up is a snap! I simply leave my roommates bedroom" though certainly "Nothing says, "Ladies, I'm ready to party" like a manscaped arrow pointing to your junk." makes a good fight for first.

I already own said razor, but never had the insight as provided in this review.

Ray Finkle
08-08-2010, 02:20 PM
2000. You?

Also, from Jay3's post, my favorite line in that whole correspondence is:



1999....without getting too personal, did you belong to any fraternities or clubs (like the Broadside)?

Gr33n4blu3
08-08-2010, 04:29 PM
Nope, but I do remember The Broadside (the school's news letter for those following along).

I worked my way through school, so I didn't have much time for the social side. However I did show up to every class (early morning and evenings) in a shirt and tie so that I could leave for work right after class. If you saw a cocky guy strutting around campus in a tie and wanted to beat him up, that was me.

I took a lot of economics classes and applied mathematics (statistics, econometrics, and calculus) as well as business classes.

The only thing I took that was remotely creative was a philosophy class in the Spring of 2000.

I hung around a heavy set asian guy and a male model who was so good looking that .... uh....

Do you remember the cheerleaders? Yeah... the cheerleaders....

Ray Finkle
08-08-2010, 06:26 PM
Nope, but I do remember The Broadside (the school's news letter for those following along).

I worked my way through school, so I didn't have much time for the social side. However I did show up to every class (early morning and evenings) in a shirt and tie so that I could leave for work right after class. If you saw a cocky guy strutting around campus in a tie and wanted to beat him up, that was me.

I took a lot of economics classes and applied mathematics (statistics, econometrics, and calculus) as well as business classes.

The only thing I took that was remotely creative was a philosophy class in the Spring of 2000.

I hung around a heavy set asian guy and a male model who was so good looking that .... uh....

Do you remember the cheerleaders? Yeah... the cheerleaders....

swing and a miss...there were only a few Broncos fans on campus at that time. I thought you were one of two that was in my dorm freshman year.

Gr33n4blu3
08-10-2010, 04:19 PM
swing and a miss...there were only a few Broncos fans on campus at that time. I thought you were one of two that was in my dorm freshman year.


I didn't live on campus. However, did you live in the trailer/dorms? My dusty memory seems to recall a stabbing that took place in the trailers... I think it was while I was a student...

'Cause that's how we roll at GMU. If you gotta attend class, you might as well stab a classmate.

broncosteven
08-10-2010, 06:57 PM
Hello Taco John, I'm glad you've found my reviews to be funny, in fact I really appreciate everyone who's responded to this thread. One of your members notified me that there was a thread solely on my reviews. Usually I'm rolled into the ranks of the one hit wonders (three wolf moon, tuscan whole milk, and the TSA Playmobile Checkpoint) which is an honor in and of itself, but it's really special when I'm singled out (not like in school or at work though - I'm sick of being made to sit in the corner).

There are very few consistent humorist reviewers on Amazon. It's not easy as I'm constantly getting reported to Amazon by other reviewers for violating their use policies. Two reviews have never seen the light of day. In light of this, and considering that most people are at work when reading my reviews, I try to post relatively clean reviews on products that can be viewed anywhere. Believe me when I say that it pains me not to be able to review such wonderful products such as:

**Warning, possibly NSFW***
http://www.amazon.com/Grim-Reaper-Ultimate-Costume-Accessory/dp/B000PTDGLG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1279365447&sr=8-6
**Warning, possibly NSFW***

I wanted to say thank you for enjoying my work. And yes, I've been posting for about 10 years, but the first dozen were more serious (back when I had an 87% rating), but no, I didn't review a Samsung DVD/VCR player.

Did you ever do any reviews of Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option" or the Movie Apollo 13? Anything NASA related?

Gr33n4blu3
08-13-2010, 05:56 PM
Did you ever do any reviews of Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option" or the Movie Apollo 13? Anything NASA related?



Not yet.....


is space exploration near and dear to your heart?

broncosteven
08-13-2010, 08:08 PM
Not yet.....


is space exploration near and dear to your heart?

You could say that I keep a spot close to my heart for ex-fighter jocks who built the procedures to get men to the moon and return them safely to Earth and also lead rescue missions from 250,000 miles away.

How anyone can read Gene's post Apollo 1 fire "Tough and Competent" speech and not run through a brick wall (or at least a single sheet of drywall)is beyond me.

If I were a Football coach I would make all my guys memorize the speech and write "Tough and Competent" on their playbooks. Instant Super Bowl!

Gr33n4blu3
09-13-2010, 06:53 PM
For some reason Amazon didn't post two of my most recent reviews, but I've a few more...

Rohirrim
09-13-2010, 07:46 PM
For some reason Amazon didn't post two of my most recent reviews, but I've a few more...

Post them here. We could use a laugh. ;D

Gr33n4blu3
09-14-2010, 06:38 PM
I could only recover one of the two. For this product:
http://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Coffins-Make-Yourself-Power/dp/0764312499/ref=pd_ybh_15?pf_rd_p=280800601&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_i=ybh&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=098TDC0D269W1VBEFQDD

Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself [Paperback]

Necessary for the un-survivalist
Coffins are expensive, and this book presents a much cheaper solution to purchasing an expensive insulated meat box. When the end of days occurs, do you want to be at the mercy of the market when pricing wooden flesh receptacles? Nay, I think not. According to my psychic, Sister Tina Bananapuss, we’re not going to have a lot of time to bargain shop either.
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p>
Perhaps I should explain,

<o:p></o:p>
One evening I decided to visit Sister Bananapuss and have her tell me my fortune. Sure my coworkers said that she was just a homeless drunken old woman, but I saw her sign that said, “I will tell your future, or s*** on your ***** for $5.00”. Luckily I had five dollars on me and a desire to know my future (I also didn’t have the appropriate clothing for the other activity mentioned on her sign).

<o:p></o:p>
Sister Bananapuss explained that I would die within the next solar cycle. Nemesis, our dark brother-sun, is going to set fire to planet earth and all of mankind will die in a holocaust of fire. While she didn’t give an exact date (she mentioned former President Ronald Reagan several times…) she did describe what will happen to me. My clothing will be set aflame. My skin will boil off and my bones will crack and turn into dust. Not a very pleasant image if I do say so myself.

<o:p></o:p>
Because I always think of others first, I realized the image of my rendered corpse will be revolting. I’ve always considered myself to have excellent bone structure, but even I have to admit that seeing my skeletal remains will be a bit disturbing. Who wants to see that? I will definitely need a coffin for the funeral service.

<o:p></o:p>
Most fortuitously this book describes exactly how to construct a cheap coffin. Not only will this save you money in the long run (or short run depending on what Sister Bananapuss meant by, “The end will come when milk sets itself aflame!”) but for the avid coffin collecting community, what can cause a greater swell of pride than announcing to your compatriots – that’s no coffin ordered from some fancy European coffin maker – I built that myself in anticipation of the apocalypse!

<o:p></o:p>
I mean, how cool is that?

Gr33n4blu3
09-14-2010, 06:42 PM
I wrote two more yesterday... it was a stressful day...

Some people workout, some people drink, some people even cry when they get stressed. Me? I write stupid product reviews.

broncosteven
09-14-2010, 07:02 PM
I could only recover one of the two. For this product:
http://www.amazon.com/Fancy-Coffins-Make-Yourself-Power/dp/0764312499/ref=pd_ybh_15?pf_rd_p=280800601&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_i=ybh&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=098TDC0D269W1VBEFQDD

Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself [Paperback]

Necessary for the un-survivalist
Coffins are expensive, and this book presents a much cheaper solution to purchasing an expensive insulated meat box. When the end of days occurs, do you want to be at the mercy of the market when pricing wooden flesh receptacles? Nay, I think not. According to my psychic, Sister Tina Bananapuss, we’re not going to have a lot of time to bargain shop either.
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p>
Perhaps I should explain,

<o:p></o:p>
One evening I decided to visit Sister Bananapuss and have her tell me my fortune. Sure my coworkers said that she was just a homeless drunken old woman, but I saw her sign that said, “I will tell your future, or s*** on your ***** for $5.00”. Luckily I had five dollars on me and a desire to know my future (I also didn’t have the appropriate clothing for the other activity mentioned on her sign).

<o:p></o:p>
Sister Bananapuss explained that I would die within the next solar cycle. Nemesis, our dark brother-sun, is going to set fire to planet earth and all of mankind will die in a holocaust of fire. While she didn’t give an exact date (she mentioned former President Ronald Reagan several times…) she did describe what will happen to me. My clothing will be set aflame. My skin will boil off and my bones will crack and turn into dust. Not a very pleasant image if I do say so myself.

<o:p></o:p>
Because I always think of others first, I realized the image of my rendered corpse will be revolting. I’ve always considered myself to have excellent bone structure, but even I have to admit that seeing my skeletal remains will be a bit disturbing. Who wants to see that? I will definitely need a coffin for the funeral service.

<o:p></o:p>
Most fortuitously this book describes exactly how to construct a cheap coffin. Not only will this save you money in the long run (or short run depending on what Sister Bananapuss meant by, “The end will come when milk sets itself aflame!”) but for the avid coffin collecting community, what can cause a greater swell of pride than announcing to your compatriots – that’s no coffin ordered from some fancy European coffin maker – I built that myself in anticipation of the apocalypse!

<o:p></o:p>
I mean, how cool is that?

Wasn't this Rev's last book? "Avatar - the last coffin maker"

Dudeskey
09-14-2010, 07:59 PM
these are effin' brilliant!

Cool Breeze
09-17-2010, 07:03 PM
These are brilliant! Teriffic job!

Broncos4me
11-22-2011, 01:22 PM
my friend posted this http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/dp/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top on my facebook pages for the reviews and while I considered posting it on one of the many delightful pro Tebow or anti tebow threads I elected to search for a more appropriate one.

The reviews for the mace are in keeping with the fellow on this thread, who also has some newer reviews at http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3VJZ9LPU4SF3Q/ref=cm_rna_own_review_more?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R390WCS7C91XGH

" By the way, do not call it a butt-buddy... people will give you weird looks" - review title
Con: Co-workers will stare at you when you walk by their desk with a bottom buddy in your hand.

Just thought a few laughs about mace and bottom buddies were in order.

My fave on the Mace so far:
Review title: Accept no substitutes when casually repressing students
"It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.
Buy a whole case!"

and Title: Tastes like heaven, feels like angels :-)
WOW. After being pepper sprayed by this sensuous essence, I'm not sure I ever want to be pepper sprayed by any other brand ever again. Seriously, the smoky chipotle combines perfectly with the subtle "spray" flavors. Really, an excellent and delicious tool for capitalist repression. Don't commit police brutality without it.

ludo21
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http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-3-0._V192240710_.gif Does not work on hemorrhoids, <NOBR>October 22, 2010</NOBR>
This review is from: Proactiv Solution 3 Step System Kit, 2 Month Supply (Misc.) (http://www.amazon.com/Proactiv-Solution-System-Month-Supply/dp/B001A3ML3K/ref=cm_aya_orig_subj)
After discovering this fact, I tried to return the kit. However, apparently the way I used the product violated the warrantee..... http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/discussion_boards/comment-sm._V192250344_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/review/R46OLUBJIX8KV/ref=cm_aya_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001A3ML3K#wasThisHelpful) Comment (1) (http://www.amazon.com/review/R46OLUBJIX8KV/ref=cm_aya_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001A3ML3K#wasThisHelpful) | Permalink (http://www.amazon.com/review/R46OLUBJIX8KV/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm) | Most recent comment: Oct 24, 2010 5:38 PM PDT

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Gutless Drunk
07-02-2012, 02:04 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=pr_all_summary_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&tag=eschaton-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B004MKFY3W

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

razorwire77
07-02-2012, 03:09 PM
In terms of Amazon reviews, this one is the GOAT.

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Lestat
07-02-2012, 05:10 PM
his review of the butt buddy was an all time classic.