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DomCasual
07-13-2010, 04:14 PM
First, I'm open to any and all derogatory comments about linking a story on TMZ.

Second, come on! This reminds me a little of Porky's, when Beulah Ballbreaker wanted to investigate the penis with the mole.

While I think Ben's a complete scumbag - he who has not urinated in the bushes on a golf course, let him cast the first stone.

Thought it was kind of funny, though.


Ben Roethlisberger Named in Urine Investigation (http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/13/ben-roethlisberger-urine-pee-police-investigation-golf-trees/)

7/13/2010 11:18 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

TMZ has obtained a report from police in Dublin, Ohio which shows Ben Roethlisberger was investigated for allegedly peeing in public at a local golf course this past Friday.

According to the report, a woman named Nan Fowler phoned the pro shop at the Country Club at Muirfield Village around 6:53 PM and complained that a white, tall male -- sporting a blue golf shirt and khaki shorts -- was "urinating into some trees."

The report states that Nan was informed by the woman at the pro shop that the person who fit that description was Big Ben. Nan then called police and told them that the NFL star was peeing in public.

Cops eventually arrived to the scene and spoke with country club management -- and later determined that no crime had been committed. Sources connected to the investigation tell us cops never interacted with Roethlisberger -- because Ben was "long gone" by the time authorities had arrived.

TMZ spoke with reps at Muirfield who tell us, "We had a full slate of golfers that day ... it may have been anyone."

Of course, this isn't the first time Ben's penis has been at the center of controversy -- earlier this year, he was accused of raping a young woman inside a nightclub bathroom. That case was ultimately dropped after investigators determined there wasn't enough evidence to proceed.

So far, no comment from Roethlisberger's camp.

SouthStndJunkie
07-13-2010, 04:19 PM
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Taco John
07-13-2010, 04:21 PM
That chick was just jealous.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-13-2010, 04:28 PM
Oh for ****'s sake.

Seriously? For taking a leak on the golf course? Sweet christ on a cracker, I've taken so many pees on golf courses... this is just absurd.

Irish Stout
07-13-2010, 04:56 PM
And this is why some golf courses frown on women attending. Sometimes a dude just needs a little space so he can pee in some bushes.

uplink
07-13-2010, 05:10 PM
Is there an adult male or female that has not taken an outdoor leak in a semi-public place before? Trails in the woods etc.

Man-Goblin
07-13-2010, 05:10 PM
She knew she wanted it.

Mogulseeker
07-13-2010, 05:15 PM
That should have been a public poll.

baja
07-13-2010, 05:20 PM
Ya gotta wonder about the state of the union when a man peeing in the bushes is cause for the cops to investagate.

Tombstone RJ
07-13-2010, 05:25 PM
Technically, wasn't he peeing on private property? I don't think that is illegal and what would the cops charge him with anyway, indecent exposure?

Anyhoo, if it was Ben you still gotta wonder if he understands that he's got a bullseye on his back and everything he does in public will be scrutinized.

Drunk Monkey
07-13-2010, 05:25 PM
Guilty of this crime just yesterday.

DomCasual
07-13-2010, 05:30 PM
Okay, this is a first. Someone added a poll to a thread I started. Is that a function of the software upgrade?

Houshyamama
07-13-2010, 05:37 PM
This is ****ing retarded. Every man pisses on the golf course.

Taco John
07-13-2010, 05:41 PM
Okay, this is a first. Someone added a poll to a thread I started. Is that a function of the software upgrade?


Guilty.

DomCasual
07-13-2010, 05:51 PM
Guilty.

Ah, gotcha. I was going to start adding polls to everyone's threads. I was going to become an evil polltator.

baja
07-13-2010, 06:00 PM
I'm sure glad this is a private poll I'd hate for anyone to know I've peed outside.

Taco John
07-13-2010, 06:09 PM
I'm sure glad this is a private poll I'd hate for anyone to know I've peed outside.



They apparently call the cops for that. I couldn't risk losing half of our posters over this issue.

Man-Goblin
07-13-2010, 06:23 PM
That should have been a public poll.

Also should have been multiple choice. I, for one, would like to know which girls have taken a leak in the trees on a golf course.

watermock
07-13-2010, 06:34 PM
At least he didn't crap on the neighbor's lawn like a dog.

broncosteven
07-13-2010, 07:10 PM
At least he didn't crap on the neighbor's lawn like a dog.

Or in his ex-girlfriends laundry.

azbroncfan
07-13-2010, 07:18 PM
Technically, wasn't he peeing on private property? I don't think that is illegal and what would the cops charge him with anyway, indecent exposure?

Anyhoo, if it was Ben you still gotta wonder if he understands that he's got a bullseye on his back and everything he does in public will be scrutinized.

How is a country club not private property but yeah in Arizona here you can get indecent exposure for pissing on the golf course. Doesn't stop me I just make sure I go far enough in the desert that nobody see's me.

epicSocialism4tw
07-13-2010, 07:28 PM
This woman should be railed over this one. It may be a little uncouth to pee in some bushes, but come on. Dudes do this. There arent any bathrooms out there...just turn around and dont look if you dont want to see it.

SouthStndJunkie
07-13-2010, 07:46 PM
This woman should be railed over this one.

Big Ben would probably be first in line to do so.

baja
07-13-2010, 07:49 PM
In France women squat on the side of the road to pee they just hike up their skirts and go. Their private parts are not exposed but there is no doubt what they are doing. It's like breast feeding no one gives it a second thought.

SouthStndJunkie
07-13-2010, 07:51 PM
In France women squat on the side of the road to pee they just hike up their skirts and go. Their private parts are not exposed but there is no doubt what they are doing. It's like breast feeding no one gives it a second thought.

When I was in France, I saw dudes pissing on the side of the streets, in the subway, basically wherever they wanted to.

watermock
07-13-2010, 07:55 PM
Back in Europe they just dumped crap out the window into the street before sewers..

The street WAS the sewer.

Look up gutter.

KipCorrington25
07-13-2010, 07:56 PM
He raped that tree, that's the problem.

epicSocialism4tw
07-13-2010, 08:03 PM
Big Ben would probably be first in line to do so.

Ah! I walked right into that one. Ha!

Jason in LA
07-14-2010, 09:07 AM
Wow, somebody actually complained about that, and they called the cops for it?

So, a dog pissing on a tree is normal, but a guy pissing on a tree is any different? I can understand if he did it in the view of people, but if he goes behind a tree or a bush, he's good!

baja
07-14-2010, 09:10 AM
Wow, somebody actually complained about that, and they called the cops for it?

So, a dog pissing on a tree is normal, but a guy pissing on a tree is any different? I can understand if he did it in the view of people, but he he goes behind a tree or a busy, he's good!

What's even more amazing is the cops came out and investagated.

dbfan21
07-14-2010, 09:15 AM
I'd be lying if I said I've never taken a leak in the bushes at a golf course. Having said that, Ben needs to exercise a bit more caution in light of his recent troubles.

Wait a second! What a I saying? More trouble = bigger suspension. Go for it Ben...piss anywhere your little heart desires!

Ray Finkle
07-14-2010, 09:15 AM
isn't that why there are trees on a golf course?

oubronco
07-14-2010, 09:38 AM
Oh them hairy bastards

TheReverend
07-15-2010, 02:23 AM
Kinda stupid of him. There are so many better places to take a leak and not get into any trouble at all. Just ask R Kelly.

HILife
07-15-2010, 06:19 AM
I do this stuff all the time, usually after a lot of drinking.

baja
07-15-2010, 09:08 AM
I usually pee in a cup and toss it out the car window. I like to wait untill I see a convertable starting to pass before I toss the liquid high in the air out my window. Am I bad?

baja
07-15-2010, 09:10 AM
I envision the conversation going like this, "Honey it think it's starting to rain should we stop and put the top up? Nah there is not a cloud in the sky dear. "

Rabb
07-15-2010, 09:32 AM
the whole "I do that all the time" argument is fine and all, but I am guessing most of you haven't been recently accused of 2 rapes and don't play professional sports for a sickening amount of money

Ben has to be smarter than this, it's pretty simple...no matter how petty the offense, people will be looking to burn him at every chance now and he has to adjust his life accordingly

bronco militia
07-15-2010, 09:44 AM
I usually pee in a cup and toss it out the car window. I like to wait untill I see a convertable starting to pass before I toss the liquid high in the air out my window. Am I bad?

another example for why America should be against amnesty

:approve:

baja
07-15-2010, 09:52 AM
another example for why America should be against amnesty

:approve:


I piss on your shoe Gringo.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges.

bronco militia
07-15-2010, 09:56 AM
I piss on your shoe Gringo.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges.

Ha!