View Full Version : OT: Caption Lindsey Lohan...

07-07-2010, 01:09 PM

Here's mine...


07-07-2010, 01:15 PM
I must not be a good actress anymore as they dont believe these are real tears.

07-07-2010, 01:19 PM
and then


then they made me watch....Ghostbusters

BMF Bronco
07-07-2010, 01:22 PM

What do you mean the "**** you" i wrote on my fingers wont help my cause?!

Not really funny I know, but can you believe that dumbass did that?!

07-07-2010, 01:28 PM

07-07-2010, 01:30 PM
"what do you mean I am too trashy for porn"

07-07-2010, 01:33 PM

"Prison? Are they going to make me watch soccer??"

07-07-2010, 01:37 PM

Wow. ROFL!

07-07-2010, 01:38 PM
That stuff really burns when it shoots in your eye

07-07-2010, 01:44 PM
McBeavis has ruined the franchise

07-07-2010, 01:54 PM
What a dum b$tch

07-07-2010, 03:39 PM

That must be her fingerbanging finger.

07-07-2010, 03:55 PM

.............And then,,.....He put it in my butt....

07-07-2010, 04:09 PM
I'm special, the rules do not apply to me.

Everyone tells me so.

07-07-2010, 04:32 PM
Retarded bitch looks like she's in her 30's already... and she's only 24. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

07-07-2010, 04:48 PM

How can they do this to me? I was in Herbie!

07-07-2010, 04:48 PM
.............And then,,.....He put it in my butt....


Captain 'Dre
07-07-2010, 04:53 PM

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

07-07-2010, 04:55 PM

...and then Bob came at me again, this time in a Storm Trooper costume.

07-07-2010, 04:59 PM
McBeavis has ruined the franchise


07-07-2010, 07:17 PM

Here's mine...


"Hey do you think this acting job is as good as Paris's and will get me out early"

07-07-2010, 07:34 PM
This should be jhns avatar.

07-07-2010, 08:52 PM
But Paris only got 30 days for her Cocaine possession charge.

07-07-2010, 09:01 PM

My name is Roxo, the rock n roll clown...I DO COCAINE...


07-07-2010, 09:14 PM
You told me if I grabbed my ankles and got on my knees you'd get me off! Don't they know who I am?

07-07-2010, 09:23 PM

...and then Bob came at me again, this time in a Storm Trooper costume.


I love how Bob stole the work gloves from his parents gardener. All class as usual.

Incidentally, if they had the Bobba Fett outfit in a larger size, it probably would have been adviseable to take it, instead.

07-07-2010, 09:28 PM
I was gonna make a T-shirt..

07-07-2010, 10:05 PM

I still would hit that...especially now.

07-08-2010, 09:11 AM
Lindsay Lohan Calls Judge '****ing b****'

Hours after the sentence -- Lindsay bitterly complained to her friends, Revel hates her, was out to get her, and thinks all the judge wanted to do was make an example out of her. Calling Revel a "****ing b****" does not exactly square with Lindsay's final words in court Tuesday, "I don't want you to think that I don't respect you."

Lindsay insisted she does not have a problem with drugs or alcohol.

As for whether the judge gave Lindsay a 90-day sentence to make an example out of her ... some defense lawyers who practice at the Bev Hills courthouse believe Judge Revel's sentence was out of whack. Several of the lawyers who have had similar cases before Judge Revel say none of their clients have gotten more than 30 days in jail, for similar probation violations. One source said, "No one gets 90 days for this. No one."

07-08-2010, 10:17 AM
Oh Damn! I can't even look at that lady. She creeps me the F out....wuughhhh.

07-13-2010, 02:44 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...n-report-says/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/13/lesbian-prison-gangs-waiting-hands-lindsay-lohan-report-says/)

<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset" class=alt2>Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying "everyone will want a piece of her", The Sun reported Tuesday.

Lindsay Lohan will leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles. But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.

Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

Inmates told The Sun of the brutal conditions inside the prison.

Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days' jail for breaking her probation for a 2007 drunken-driving offense.

The terrified former child star hired a new lawyer in a last-ditch bid to avoid jail.

And from her future neighbors' graphic accounts of life inside, it is clear why she is so desperate to wriggle out of her sentence.

Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution.

She said Monday: "Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.

"Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."

Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs -- and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.

She said: "The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available.
"So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight.
"Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

Unless her new lawyer wins an eleventh hour reprieve, Lohan must hand herself in to the authorities by midnight on July 20.

Jail overcrowding means she is likely to serve around 23 days, most likely in the segregation unit for her own safety.

Haley added: "She'll be segregated from the general population, but where she's going it is even worse. It's the wing where the murderers are.

"I don't think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hard cases will try to scare her. They'll scream stuff to her from their cells.

"I've been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that's it.

"There's an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice."

Sounds like she's about to have some fun

07-13-2010, 08:28 PM

07-13-2010, 08:44 PM

07-14-2010, 07:27 AM
Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.


07-14-2010, 07:56 AM
Help me, my tramp rating fell below 120 last night for the 1st time in 4 years!

Tramp rating=

(8.4 X # oral sex)+(330 X # vag sex)+(100 X # tequila shots)+(100 X # times hand cuffed)
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average (males + females + dogs) within 50 yards

07-15-2010, 10:10 AM
There is only one place to go from here, Lindsey, and that is porn...

07-15-2010, 10:21 AM
7/15/2010 7:36 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
<HR class=first itxtvisited="1">Lindsay Lohan (http://www.tmz.com/person/lindsay-lohan/) is apparently trying to blunt her 90 day jail sentence by moving in to a sober living house.

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Lohan was spotted entering a facility in West <NOBR style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, sans-serif; COLOR: #d01e02; FONT-SIZE: 100%; FONT-WEIGHT: normal" id=itxt_nobr_1_0>Hollywoodhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</NOBR> (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/#) yesterday afternoon. Lohan's mother, sister and Sam Ronson were seen at the facility later that day.

As we first reported, attorney Robert Shapiro has been hired (http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/14/robert-shapiro-lindsay-lohan-jail-drug-rehab-court-oj-simpson/) to help Lindsay either reduce or eliminate her jail sentence.

TMZ broke the story ... Shapiro is trying to push rehab immediately hoping it will satisfy Judge Marsha Revel.

Part of Lindsay's sentence was to check into rehab for 90 days after serving the jail time, but this appears to be an example of putting the cart before the horse.


07-15-2010, 10:42 AM
Thursday, July 15th 2010
Lindsay Lohan Checks Into A Sober Living House (http://www.dlisted.com/node/38041)


While you're getting hit with a hangover from staring at the massive amounts of Photoshoppery on Lindsay Lohan's German GQ Cover, she is sitting in a sober living house in West Hollywood. THAT b**** just doesn't quit.
LiLo checked into Pickford Lofts, which was founded by her new lawyer (http://dlisted.com/node/38039) Robert Shapiro, yesterday afternoon. This is all part of her brilliant plan to keep from serving any part of her 90-day jail sentence. White Oprah and SamRo both visited LiLo late last night.
The prosecutor in LiLo's case isn't impressed with her latest trick. She told Radar (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-video-lindsay-lohan-checks-sober-living-home-started-famed-la-attorney), "It's a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her. Ms. Lohan is going to jail... Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn't."
Hopefully, Judge Marsha is at the nail salon right now getting a "NICE TRY" decal on her middle finger.


07-15-2010, 11:27 PM
I didn't know she had such a nice rack though!