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24champ
07-07-2010, 12:09 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg



Here's mine...

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/7/b5a120d4-9bc3-4f56-9bd8-d70618f8da4b.jpg

broncocalijohn
07-07-2010, 12:15 PM
I must not be a good actress anymore as they dont believe these are real tears.

Rabb
07-07-2010, 12:19 PM
and then

*sniffles*

then they made me watch....Ghostbusters

BMF Bronco
07-07-2010, 12:22 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg



What do you mean the "**** you" i wrote on my fingers wont help my cause?!

Not really funny I know, but can you believe that dumbass did that?!

crush17
07-07-2010, 12:28 PM
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/070710_lohan_fu_nail_544_XXXX.jpg

broncswin
07-07-2010, 12:30 PM
"what do you mean I am too trashy for porn"

Popps
07-07-2010, 12:33 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg
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"Prison? Are they going to make me watch soccer??"

24champ
07-07-2010, 12:37 PM
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/070710_lohan_fu_nail_544_XXXX.jpg

Wow. ROFL!

oubronco
07-07-2010, 12:38 PM
That stuff really burns when it shoots in your eye

Mr.Meanie
07-07-2010, 12:44 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg
McBeavis has ruined the franchise

broncofan2438
07-07-2010, 12:54 PM
What a dum b$tch

broncosteven
07-07-2010, 02:39 PM
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/070710_lohan_fu_nail_544_XXXX.jpg

That must be her fingerbanging finger.

underrated29
07-07-2010, 02:55 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg







.............And then,,.....He put it in my butt....

baja
07-07-2010, 03:09 PM
I'm special, the rules do not apply to me.

Everyone tells me so.

UberBroncoMan
07-07-2010, 03:32 PM
Retarded bitch looks like she's in her 30's already... and she's only 24. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

brncs_fan
07-07-2010, 03:48 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg

How can they do this to me? I was in Herbie!

24champ
07-07-2010, 03:48 PM
.............And then,,.....He put it in my butt....

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/04/29/0429-lindsay-lohan-court-credit.jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-07-2010, 03:53 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/7/b5a120d4-9bc3-4f56-9bd8-d70618f8da4b.jpg

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

brncs_fan
07-07-2010, 03:55 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg

...and then Bob came at me again, this time in a Storm Trooper costume.

Popps
07-07-2010, 03:59 PM
McBeavis has ruined the franchise

http://apocalypsecakes.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/winner.jpg

gunns
07-07-2010, 06:17 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg



Here's mine...

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/7/b5a120d4-9bc3-4f56-9bd8-d70618f8da4b.jpg

"Hey do you think this acting job is as good as Paris's and will get me out early"

OABB
07-07-2010, 06:34 PM
This should be jhns avatar.

rmsanger
07-07-2010, 07:52 PM
But Paris only got 30 days for her Cocaine possession charge.

Archer81
07-07-2010, 08:01 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/04/29/0429-lindsay-lohan-court-credit.jpg



My name is Roxo, the rock n roll clown...I DO COCAINE...


:Broncos:

azbroncfan
07-07-2010, 08:14 PM
You told me if I grabbed my ankles and got on my knees you'd get me off! Don't they know who I am?

SoCalBronco
07-07-2010, 08:23 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg

...and then Bob came at me again, this time in a Storm Trooper costume.


http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/526/mefett34xk.jpg

I love how Bob stole the work gloves from his parents gardener. All class as usual.

Incidentally, if they had the Bobba Fett outfit in a larger size, it probably would have been adviseable to take it, instead.

listopencil
07-07-2010, 08:28 PM
I was gonna make a T-shirt..

C130Herkload
07-07-2010, 09:05 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/07/06/lohan-cp9004882.jpg



I still would hit that...especially now.

oubronco
07-08-2010, 08:11 AM
Lindsay Lohan Calls Judge '****ing b****'

Hours after the sentence -- Lindsay bitterly complained to her friends, Revel hates her, was out to get her, and thinks all the judge wanted to do was make an example out of her. Calling Revel a "****ing b****" does not exactly square with Lindsay's final words in court Tuesday, "I don't want you to think that I don't respect you."

Lindsay insisted she does not have a problem with drugs or alcohol.

As for whether the judge gave Lindsay a 90-day sentence to make an example out of her ... some defense lawyers who practice at the Bev Hills courthouse believe Judge Revel's sentence was out of whack. Several of the lawyers who have had similar cases before Judge Revel say none of their clients have gotten more than 30 days in jail, for similar probation violations. One source said, "No one gets 90 days for this. No one."

underrated29
07-08-2010, 09:17 AM
Oh Damn! I can't even look at that lady. She creeps me the F out....wuughhhh.

oubronco
07-13-2010, 01:44 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...n-report-says/ (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/13/lesbian-prison-gangs-waiting-hands-lindsay-lohan-report-says/)


Quote:
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset" class=alt2>Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying "everyone will want a piece of her", The Sun reported Tuesday.

Lindsay Lohan will leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles. But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.

Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

Inmates told The Sun of the brutal conditions inside the prison.

Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days' jail for breaking her probation for a 2007 drunken-driving offense.

The terrified former child star hired a new lawyer in a last-ditch bid to avoid jail.

And from her future neighbors' graphic accounts of life inside, it is clear why she is so desperate to wriggle out of her sentence.

Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution.

She said Monday: "Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.

"Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."

Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs -- and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.

She said: "The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available.
"So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight.
"Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

Unless her new lawyer wins an eleventh hour reprieve, Lohan must hand herself in to the authorities by midnight on July 20.

Jail overcrowding means she is likely to serve around 23 days, most likely in the segregation unit for her own safety.

Haley added: "She'll be segregated from the general population, but where she's going it is even worse. It's the wing where the murderers are.

"I don't think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hard cases will try to scare her. They'll scream stuff to her from their cells.

"I've been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that's it.

"There's an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice."
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Sounds like she's about to have some fun

Swedish Extrovert
07-13-2010, 07:28 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/the-dumbest-things-lindsa_n_639204.html

brncs_fan
07-13-2010, 07:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCaxf_Px6Nc

Rabb
07-14-2010, 06:27 AM
Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

boing!

uplink
07-14-2010, 06:56 AM
Help me, my tramp rating fell below 120 last night for the 1st time in 4 years!


Tramp rating=

(8.4 X # oral sex)+(330 X # vag sex)+(100 X # tequila shots)+(100 X # times hand cuffed)
__________________________________________________ _____
average (males + females + dogs) within 50 yards

loborugger
07-15-2010, 09:10 AM
There is only one place to go from here, Lindsey, and that is porn...

oubronco
07-15-2010, 09:21 AM
7/15/2010 7:36 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
<HR class=first itxtvisited="1">Lindsay Lohan (http://www.tmz.com/person/lindsay-lohan/) is apparently trying to blunt her 90 day jail sentence by moving in to a sober living house.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/15/0715-lohan2-x17-video-credit.jpg (http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=107f403d-0f04-4996-9132-9b5a7e57d5b0)
Lohan was spotted entering a facility in West <NOBR style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, sans-serif; COLOR: #d01e02; FONT-SIZE: 100%; FONT-WEIGHT: normal" id=itxt_nobr_1_0>Hollywoodhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</NOBR> (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/#) yesterday afternoon. Lohan's mother, sister and Sam Ronson were seen at the facility later that day.

As we first reported, attorney Robert Shapiro has been hired (http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/14/robert-shapiro-lindsay-lohan-jail-drug-rehab-court-oj-simpson/) to help Lindsay either reduce or eliminate her jail sentence.

TMZ broke the story ... Shapiro is trying to push rehab immediately hoping it will satisfy Judge Marsha Revel.

Part of Lindsay's sentence was to check into rehab for 90 days after serving the jail time, but this appears to be an example of putting the cart before the horse.


http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/15/lindsay-lohan-rehab-sam-ronson-video-west-hollywood-dui-alcohol-education-robert-shapiro/

oubronco
07-15-2010, 09:42 AM
Thursday, July 15th 2010
Lindsay Lohan Checks Into A Sober Living House (http://www.dlisted.com/node/38041)

http://www.dlisted.com/files/lohansoberhouseokay.jpg


While you're getting hit with a hangover from staring at the massive amounts of Photoshoppery on Lindsay Lohan's German GQ Cover, she is sitting in a sober living house in West Hollywood. THAT b**** just doesn't quit.
LiLo checked into Pickford Lofts, which was founded by her new lawyer (http://dlisted.com/node/38039) Robert Shapiro, yesterday afternoon. This is all part of her brilliant plan to keep from serving any part of her 90-day jail sentence. White Oprah and SamRo both visited LiLo late last night.
The prosecutor in LiLo's case isn't impressed with her latest trick. She told Radar (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-video-lindsay-lohan-checks-sober-living-home-started-famed-la-attorney), "It's a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her. Ms. Lohan is going to jail... Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn't."
Hopefully, Judge Marsha is at the nail salon right now getting a "NICE TRY" decal on her middle finger.


LOL

Bigdawg26
07-15-2010, 10:27 PM
I didn't know she had such a nice rack though!