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TheReverend
06-28-2010, 01:46 PM
So we go drunken paintballing Saturday after spending Friday night doing the drunken debauchery with self-loathing daddy-issues skanks.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/100_0250.jpg

Then we arrive at the paint ball field's 40 acres and get ready

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I whip some SERIOUS ass. Had a sweet flag cap in game three that involved some dodging paint balls like I was in the Matrix. Anyways, it was first time paint balling so I was like "Man this doesnt really sting when you get hit, what a bunch of pussies". So they say they have a surprise for the groom (my friend) and the best man (me). So they take us to one side of this field, and put our guns at the other. They line our friends up around us, and let them just ****ing unload on us as we run to our guns. From there they have us surrounded and i take like 100 to the back in a 5 second time span. He's in the fetal position and im just lying on the ground yelling "IM ****ING DONE!"

Aftermath:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/100_0268.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/100_0276.jpg

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TheReverend
06-28-2010, 01:47 PM
I completely forgot how fun Wisconsin is

Dr. Broncenstein
06-28-2010, 01:59 PM
Kinda looks like Kaposi's Sarcoma.

Drunk Monkey
06-28-2010, 02:04 PM
We did that to my brother at his B party also. He took one shot to the neck. It looked like a perfect hickey. Lucky for him the wife believed him.

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 02:10 PM
Kinda looks like Kaposi's Sarcoma.

Too lazy to google, feel like typing the medical description out?

Dr. Broncenstein
06-28-2010, 02:17 PM
Too lazy to google, feel like typing the medical description out?

I'll summarize:

WOOOOOSH!!!

Requiem
06-28-2010, 02:17 PM
You play dangerous.

DBroncos4life
06-28-2010, 02:53 PM
I take it you guys didn't go to the one where you got to hunt the hot chick and if you shot her you got to sleep with her.

broncocalijohn
06-28-2010, 02:55 PM
Rev, are you missing the picture of you flexing your guns with the lobster in between the legs? Worthless thread without the pool side paint ball pose.

broncocalijohn
06-28-2010, 02:56 PM
BTW, what happened to going to Vegas, getting drunk and hiring strippers for a naughty show?

Kaylore
06-28-2010, 03:01 PM
That's awsome. I'm going paintballing this weekend myself! That welt on the hip is nasty. Someone's running a hot gun for sure. I remember one kid back in my teen years was running so hot that me and my friend were pinned behind a shed and wood was coming off the walls. He got banned. It was still awesome.

HAT
06-28-2010, 03:13 PM
Rev, are you missing the picture of you flexing your guns with the lobster in between the legs? Worthless thread without the pool side paint ball pose.

Conklin will be along shortly to properly chop these....Don't forget the TLJ picture Casey. :wiggle:

Kaylore
06-28-2010, 03:16 PM
Why are all your wounds in the back? That suggests two things:

1. You are a coward.

2. You suck.

Ratboy
06-28-2010, 03:19 PM
Why are all your wounds in the back? That suggests two things:

1. You are a coward.

2. You suck.

:rofl:

He was most likely running away like a girl.

Los Broncos
06-28-2010, 03:21 PM
Ouch, those welts are brutal.

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 03:22 PM
Why are all your wounds in the back? That suggests two things:

1. You are a coward.

2. You suck.

Reading is fundamental:

So they say they have a surprise for the groom (my friend) and the best man (me). So they take us to one side of this field, and put our guns at the other. They line our friends up around us, and let them just ****ing unload on us as we run to our guns. From there they have us surrounded and i take like 100 to the back in a 5 second time span. He's in the fetal position and im just lying on the ground yelling "IM ****ING DONE!"

Do you only buy picture books?

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 03:23 PM
That's awsome. I'm going paintballing this weekend myself! That welt on the hip is nasty. Someone's running a hot gun for sure. I remember one kid back in my teen years was running so hot that me and my friend were pinned behind a shed and wood was coming off the walls. He got banned. It was still awesome.

I'm not sure how it happened, but it was all that little burst... holy **** my body was on fire for a good minute.

Kaylore
06-28-2010, 03:25 PM
Reading is fundamental:



Do you only buy picture books?

Relax, Francis I was joking. We've all been there. Besides if you're killing people right you don't get hit in front that much. I've been there. We were playing this game called Alamo where a fourth of us were the Texans and the rest Mexicans. The Mexicans could be shot but just had to go tag a base and then they could re-enter the game. If a Texan was shot he tagged and became a Mexican. We had to hold out for fifteen minutes (we didn't). I was the last one left and they all swarmed me, so yeah, I've been there.

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 03:32 PM
BTW, what happened to going to Vegas, getting drunk and hiring strippers for a naughty show?

We did that part Friday without Vegas. Confiscated everyones cameras (as a good best man should) so there aren't any to post

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 03:33 PM
Relax, Francis I was joking. We've all been there. Besides if you're killing people right you don't get hit in front that much. I've been there. We were playing this game called Alamo where a fourth of us were the Texans and the rest Mexicans. The Mexicans could be shot but just had to go tag a base and then they could re-enter the game. If a Texan was shot he tagged and became a Mexican. We had to hold out for fifteen minutes (we didn't). I was the last one left and they all swarmed me, so yeah, I've been there.

So was I, jesus you should know me better by now. And that game sounds awesome. This place was great, had 40 acres to play with and tons of different areas including one urban setting. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. Was ready to pass out and die after I capped the flag in the third game... might need to toss cardio back into my routine.

Kaylore
06-28-2010, 03:36 PM
So was I, jesus you should know me better by now. And that game sounds awesome. This place was great, had 40 acres to play with and tons of different areas including one urban setting. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. Was ready to pass out and die after I capped the flag in the third game... might need to toss cardio back into my routine.

Yeah you think you're in shape and then you play one game and you are hating your body. And with all the gear you sweat like a pig. It's not something I can do often anymore. More like once a year maybe if some buddies are in from out of town. The welts draw weird reactions at work when they're visible and it really makes things suck for the few days after. Still worth it, but it's definitely more a teenager "sport" imo.

scorpio
06-28-2010, 03:44 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/100_0276.jpg

You one of dem der freemasons bro?

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 03:57 PM
You one of dem der freemasons bro?

Ya, so is Traveler if it wasn't completely obvious from his avy.

scorpio
06-28-2010, 04:07 PM
Ya, so is Traveler if it wasn't completely obvious from his avy.

Aren't you afraid the lizard people will see your ink?

Cito Pelon
06-28-2010, 04:09 PM
Too lazy to google, feel like typing the medical description out?

Idiotus stupidosus gayshowdosus.

TheReverend
06-28-2010, 04:12 PM
Aren't you afraid the lizard people will see your ink?

I'm a member. I serve the reptilian overlords.

scorpio
06-28-2010, 04:22 PM
I'm a member. I serve the reptilian overlords.

http://i46.tinypic.com/24nenv9.gif

Majik
06-28-2010, 05:05 PM
We did this for my cousin's husband bachelor party. It was a freaking blast, my first time paint balling too. At the end though we all got to unload on just the groom. I'll never forget his ass running like a puss, diving and doing a barrel roll as we shoot the **** outta him. In return we all got lined up and he got one free shot one each of us from a few feet away.

broncocalijohn
06-28-2010, 09:49 PM
I'll never forget his ass running like a puss, diving and doing a barrel roll as we shoot the **** outta him. In return we all got lined up and he got one free shot one each of us from a few feet away....then we all blew him.

You forgot the most important part of the story farm boy. Oh too much craziness in Wisconsin.

Cleo McDowell
06-29-2010, 04:52 AM
you forgot the most important part of the story farm boy. Oh too much craziness in wisconsin.

lmao

Kaylore
06-29-2010, 08:20 AM
You forgot the most important part of the story farm boy. Oh too much craziness in Wisconsin.

:spit:That's awesome.

Beantown Bronco
06-29-2010, 09:33 AM
So we go drunken paintballing Saturday after spending Friday night doing the drunken debauchery with self-loathing daddy-issues skanks.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/100_0250.jpg

Is it just me or does that guy on the left look like he's about to puke everywhere?

TheReverend
06-29-2010, 10:51 AM
Is it just me or does that guy on the left look like he's about to puke everywhere?

Just an awkward shot exaggerated by a dip in his mouth