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TheReverend
06-24-2010, 05:10 PM
So... what would you do to try and fix the planet and give yourself what you always wanted?

1) Make my top 10 list into my harem
2) Fund the living crap out of research in stem cell and genetic fields with massive incentive bonuses for breakthroughs directly to the scientists. Hopefully that could help reverse the trend of the nations brightest minds working for wall street instead of the progress of mankind.
3) Pull the US out of the middle east and once we're out, tell Israel we're not going to help them OR stop them from annihlating their neighbors.
4) Lol hard publicly if a country or corporation asks for a bailout
5) Mandatory IQ tests in the job market
6) 30 mins of mandatory physical activity a day
7) Change punishments for criminals. BILLIONS of tax dollars go to situations that should be resolved with a two cent bullet.
8) Legalize pot
9) Have anyone who refers to baseball as a sport be publicly beaten.

baja
06-24-2010, 05:59 PM
I would make everyone on the planet adopt a twice daily meditation practice.

watermock
06-24-2010, 06:11 PM
Be God.

Heh, someone allredy tried that....

baja
06-24-2010, 06:14 PM
Be God.

Heh, someone allredy tried that....

Must you bring Shanahan into every thread.

gyldenlove
06-24-2010, 06:15 PM
1) Institute the death penalty for the following crimes: eating crunchy food in public (an extra gruesome death would be reserved those who eat baby carrots in public), being loud in a movie theater, body odour, walking slowly in crowded spaces, kicking the seat in front of you, managing a company that hangs sign less than 7.5 feet off the floor or makes vehicles with too little leg/head space.

2) Abolish all holidays and make every 16th of the month (or the closest Monday) a new holiday, except for December when the entire week would be off, however it would be mandatory to perform volunteer work on at least 2 full days during the year on those holidays (social services would include shining statues and busts of me or if you are a hottie being naked in public would also do).

3) Put non-violent criminals to work doing manual labor, such as road works or basic assembly line type stuff. Violent criminals would be enrolled in mandatory clinical trials to test drugs and treatments and surgical techniques.

4) Remove the talent and ball-gown sections from pageants and replace them with pole dancing, also I would abolish all child pageants - children are not cute.

5) People would not be allowed to have more than 2 children, unless one of the kids die for any reason then they can have a replacement.

6) Increase research investment by a lot and move all research funding into researching immortality and holographics, because either I will live for ever or at least a lifelike hologram of me will live for ever and continue spreading my wisdom to the masses.

7) I would hire a team of snipers and station them randomly around the world with orders to shoot anyone who blocks an intersection or crosswalk or sidewalk or double parks or applies their brakes unnecarily on the highway - there are few crimes as heinous as being a nuisance in traffic.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-24-2010, 06:22 PM
Personal responsibility.

Be excellent to each other.

Whirrled Peas.

OABB
06-24-2010, 06:24 PM
I would make cash and credit obsolete and base currency off of actual goods and services. Also all wealthy people must defend there own gold or homes or whatever. If they aren't strong or smart enough to keep it, they don't get to keep it. This will fix everyhing.

Taco John
06-24-2010, 06:30 PM
I would eliminate the term "social justice" from the lexicon, and go back to just plain old "justice" and erase a century of bad law.

broncosteven
06-24-2010, 06:38 PM
I really wouldn't want to rule the world, not this one at least.

Rabb
06-24-2010, 06:41 PM
I would ask Tebow what he would do, then do that

duh

watermock
06-24-2010, 06:46 PM
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DenverBound
06-24-2010, 06:54 PM
So... what would you do to try and fix the planet and give yourself what you always wanted?

1) Make my top 10 list into my harem
2) Fund the living crap out of research in stem cell and genetic fields with massive incentive bonuses for breakthroughs directly to the scientists. Hopefully that could help reverse the trend of the nations brightest minds working for wall street instead of the progress of mankind.
3) Pull the US out of the middle east and once we're out, tell Israel we're not going to help them OR stop them from annihlating their neighbors.
4) Lol hard publicly if a country or corporation asks for a bailout
5) Mandatory IQ tests in the job market
6) 30 mins of mandatory physical activity a day
7) Change punishments for criminals. BILLIONS of tax dollars go to situations that should be resolved with a two cent bullet.
8) Legalize pot
9) Have anyone who refers to baseball as a sport be publicly beaten.


Absolutely the same.

That One Guy
06-24-2010, 06:59 PM
I've considered before and get caught in a tough decision. Do you pick the 10 most beautiful and make them a harem or use once and discard to ensure you don't miss a better one by focusing on the harem?

I'll admit, my subjects would hate me. I'm going crazy Caesar on them (minus the gay Caligula stuff).

orinjkrush
06-24-2010, 07:18 PM
have reverse ATM fees. use the ATM, charge the bank.

first class seating for everyone. bring the planes out of mothball.

a global id card. mastercard for everyone. (APR variable.)

Dr. Broncenstein
06-24-2010, 07:20 PM
What a bunch of selfish biatches. I'm so shocked.

OrangenBlueOhio
06-24-2010, 07:20 PM
So... what would you do to try and fix the planet and give yourself what you always wanted?

1) Make my top 10 list into my harem
2) Fund the living crap out of research in stem cell and genetic fields with massive incentive bonuses for breakthroughs directly to the scientists. Hopefully that could help reverse the trend of the nations brightest minds working for wall street instead of the progress of mankind.
3) Pull the US out of the middle east and once we're out, tell Israel we're not going to help them OR stop them from annihlating their neighbors.
4) Lol hard publicly if a country or corporation asks for a bailout
5) Mandatory IQ tests in the job market
6) 30 mins of mandatory physical activity a day
7) Change punishments for criminals. BILLIONS of tax dollars go to situations that should be resolved with a two cent bullet.
8) Legalize pot
9) Have anyone who refers to baseball as a sport be publicly beaten.


Number 3 and number 7.

Oh, and eat the rich.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-24-2010, 07:21 PM
Oh, and eat the rich.

Fitting.

Why don't you get started and eat me.

Que
06-24-2010, 07:22 PM
Evict 99.9999% of the world's population. Where are they supposed to go? Hey that's not my problem. That's a YP.

baja
06-24-2010, 07:28 PM
Evict 99.9999% of the world's population. Where are they supposed to go? Hey that's not my problem. That's a YP.

Are you crazy? That's fuqking ridiculous. How could you say such a thing.





Eighty % would be more than enough.

gtown
06-24-2010, 08:07 PM
IQ tests to procreate

No income tax, only consumption tax

A DARPA funded initiative to create an army of supermodel T-1000s

Sequels to all of my favorite movies and videogames

The national league DH and a Cubs World Series Victory

An animal fighting league.

Boobs McGee
06-24-2010, 08:15 PM
if I ruled the world?

I'd free alllll my soooons.


Political prisoner set free, stress free
No work release purple M3's and jet skis
Feel the wind breeze in West Indies


edit: well, every time I try to embed, it doesn't work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMn2cCBwH18

gunns
06-24-2010, 08:18 PM
So... what would you do to try and fix the planet and give yourself what you always wanted?

1) Make my top 10 list into my harem
2) Fund the living crap out of research in stem cell and genetic fields with massive incentive bonuses for breakthroughs directly to the scientists. Hopefully that could help reverse the trend of the nations brightest minds working for wall street instead of the progress of mankind.
3) Pull the US out of the middle east and once we're out, tell Israel we're not going to help them OR stop them from annihlating their neighbors.
4) Lol hard publicly if a country or corporation asks for a bailout
5) Mandatory IQ tests in the job market
6) 30 mins of mandatory physical activity a day
7) Change punishments for criminals. BILLIONS of tax dollars go to situations that should be resolved with a two cent bullet.
8) Legalize pot
9) Have anyone who refers to baseball as a sport be publicly beaten.

Love them all! Oh except for the harem thing, I'd just have Eric Decker. I would add

10. Piss tests for everyone applying for welfare, denied if they test positive for anything because if they can afford drugs they don't need welfare, make them work for the welfare EVERY DAY and unless they have been proven disabled by social security or 100% disabled by the VA, they work. None of this "I'm depressed" ****. Same for prisoners, EVERY DAY.

11. Jail for anyone traveling slowly in the left lane and not moving over.

Baba Booey
06-24-2010, 08:21 PM
Agree with Rev's list.

I'd also significantly increase funding for the space program.

scorpio
06-24-2010, 08:25 PM
two chicks at the same time

watermock
06-24-2010, 08:28 PM
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Baba Booey
06-24-2010, 08:28 PM
two chicks at the same time

"****in A man"

watermock
06-24-2010, 08:36 PM
spoonman was cool too.

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Archer81
06-24-2010, 08:44 PM
If I ruled the world...

1. People would be free to live as they please, as long as it did not harm anyone else.

2. 7% of the world's income would finance my government.

3. I'd build a fortress of solitude in the arctic.

4. I'd ban Nascar, Baseball and the Fast and Furious movies.

5. I would send all clowns to the bottom of the pacific.

6. The economy would run on free market principles. If a company fails, it fails. The rich keep their money. So do the middle class and poor. Everyone pays 7% of what they make, regardless of what that would be.

7. I'd colonize the moon, mars and figure out a way to make Venus habitable.

8. End the fascination with wierd pets and reality TV. No one needs a pet chimpanzee or be on the Jersey Shore.

:Broncos:

watermock
06-24-2010, 08:47 PM
two chicks at the same time

How wierd.

Requiem
06-24-2010, 09:07 PM
I'd make it so Mock never has access to a computer. Ever.

HAT
06-24-2010, 09:12 PM
Force McD to not bring in any competition for Colquitt....He has it locked up.

Irish Stout
06-24-2010, 09:53 PM
Allow competition for Colquitt in training camp. Unless McD thinks he has it locked up.

Taco John
06-24-2010, 10:53 PM
Lock up Colquitt in a closet.

sisterhellfyre
06-24-2010, 10:57 PM
Lock up Colquitt in a closet.

But he has to practice punting for hang time while in that closet.

HILife
06-25-2010, 05:03 AM
All women...........All good looking women would be required to wear really short mini skirts and strapped high heels.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/A/AU/AUT/autumnxx/1131724482_CKTAIL_BLK.jpg

bowtown
06-25-2010, 06:25 AM
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Dedhed
06-25-2010, 06:28 AM
1-Abolish Religion.
2-Ban Industrial Farming and the use of any pesticides/preservatives/gmo's in food production.
3-Legalize anything that is done between consenting adults- (all drugs and prostitution) and put the trillions of futile dollars spent on "the war on drugs" into educating children.
4-Fewer laws but harsher penalties for breaking them.
5-Ban govt lobbyists.
6-Make it legal to run down anyone who's in the crosswalk with a "Don't walk" sign.
7-Outlaw plastic

jhns
06-25-2010, 06:44 AM
I would bring world peace with my one rule. Everybody love everybody. It worked for the Tropics.

That One Guy
06-25-2010, 06:45 AM
I would bring world peace with my one rule. Everybody love everybody. It worked for the Tropics.

I'm only loving the cute ones.

Kaylore
06-25-2010, 07:17 AM
All women...........All good looking women would be required to wear really short mini skirts and strapped high heels.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/A/AU/AUT/autumnxx/1131724482_CKTAIL_BLK.jpg

^5 Hell yeah! Sandal heels are the hottest, especially for summer. You're denying yourself some pretty hot alternatives though. I take my wife to buy a hot pair of shoes once a month. There's this store called Angel's at southwest plaza where you can get some freaking hot shoes for around thirty bucks.

I think there is no greater calling than to fill the world with sexy shoes. Every girl I dated I loaded her closet with them. There were girls that wanted to date me for that fact alone.

Ray Finkle
06-25-2010, 07:39 AM
Things I'd change:
1. $$$$ into education
2. Ban the term reverse racism....racism is racism stupid
3. give myself a license to kill for any boy that attempts to date my girls
4. Mandate that if you eat more than twice a week at a fast food establishment (McDonlads, Wendys, TB, Burger King, etc) you forfeit your health care.
5. If you are more than 30lbs overweight and can exercise but don't you are given a fat tax.
6. Tax breaks to anyone that applies for and earns post college degrees (Masters/PHD). The smarter you become....the less you pay.

Rohirrim
06-25-2010, 07:46 AM
I'd reduce the human population of the Earth by 2/3rds. That would fix the majority of our problems.

Rock Chalk
06-25-2010, 07:55 AM
So... what would you do to try and fix the planet and give yourself what you always wanted?

1) Make my top 10 list into my harem Good call
2) Fund the living crap out of research in stem cell and genetic fields with massive incentive bonuses for breakthroughs directly to the scientists. Hopefully that could help reverse the trend of the nations brightest minds working for wall street instead of the progress of mankind. Id fund research but it would be in physics, math and engineering instead. More important in the grand scheme of things
3) Pull the US out of the middle east and once we're out, tell Israel we're not going to help them OR stop them from annihlating their neighbors. Until #2 produced a method of clean, limitless energy, no. But once that happened yes. I would however pull all troops out of Europe and Cuba and put them on our border with orders to shoot to kill. Especially if they saw Baja
4) Lol hard publicly if a country or corporation asks for a bailout Impose term limits on Congress.
5) Mandatory IQ tests in the job market This is stupid, IQ tests are culturally biased. I have a higher IQ than Einstein but not even I am arrogant enough to think I am more brilliant than the greatest mind of the 20th Century.
6) 30 mins of mandatory physical activity a day **** you.
7) Change punishments for criminals. BILLIONS of tax dollars go to situations that should be resolved with a two cent bullet. I agree. But to extend it, many peopel are in jail for crimes that do not deserve jail as a punishment. Community service is abetter option for a lot of crimes.
8) Legalize pot Eh, my kids still cant smoke it.
9) Have anyone who refers to baseball as a sport be publicly beaten.Baseball, Golf, NASCAR (or any racing) would be banned from being called a sport.
10) Cut off California from Federal Funds until they balance their own budget like a responsible state.

Jason in LA
06-25-2010, 08:02 AM
Three day work week, but only for employees who earned it. So if an employee mashed out for three days and got everything done, then he's off for four days. But if he's screwing around on the OM all day, see you Thursday!

Taco John
06-25-2010, 08:32 AM
Three day work week, but only for employees who earned it. So if an employee mashed out for three days and got everything done, then he's off for five days. But if he's screwing around on the OM all day, see you Thursday!


If there was a three day work week, the Internet would be a ghost town.

TailgateNut
06-25-2010, 08:53 AM
I'd reduce the human population of the Earth by 2/3rds. That would fix the majority of our problems.


I'm with you on that. Weed out the "garden" and things just "grow better".:thumbsup:

Kaylore
06-25-2010, 09:01 AM
1. Merge all military into one force. Since I rule the world, that's one group. Costs will go down as this will become essentially a world police force.

1. Break the governments of each major country up into smaller states where the people have greater accessibility but the power of each government body is much smaller yet their efficacy and efficiency is much higher.

2. Streamline the governments into a bare essentials model, privatizing most major branches. This thread is primarily for fun, so I won't go into details.

3. Make it illegal for any sports league to have only one video game company make their games. Madden would be frozen out from making games for five years just because. I would federally fund the company that makes the next game 100 million dollars. The money would come from the saved revenue from military spending.

4. Koreas would be merged. Hugo Chavez would be beheaded as would Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il.

5. When the technology permits, all people would be rendered (safely) infertile after birth. If you want to have children, you would have to complete a long series of tests, exams and complete several forms, after which a doctor would grant you fertility when you qualify. Qualifications would involve some education, minimal criminal background, some form of moral background (including but not limited to religion), but most of all ability to pay for the kid's childhood.

6. I would have a large mountain carved with an image of my likeness along John Elway, Ronald Reagan and Steve Perry from Journey.

7. Two girls, but no cup.

8. Prisons would be much less comfortable. No cable, internet, or porn. Only books and a gym.

9. I would have an army of ninjas with laser swords.

Rohirrim
06-25-2010, 09:05 AM
8. Prisons would be much less comfortable. No cable, internet, or porn. Only books and a gym.



I've always been opposed to gyms in prison. Is that what we really want, some criminal who is in ten times better shape than the rest of the population? In prison, they should just have TVs and all the junk food they can eat. Many of them would die before they could be released, saving society some money. The rest would be too fat and lazy to cause problems when they got paroled.

TailgateNut
06-25-2010, 09:09 AM
1. Merge all military into one force. Since I rule the world, that's one group. Costs will go down as this will become essentially a world police force.

1. Break the governments of each major country up into smaller states where the people have greater accessibility but the power of each government body is much smaller yet their efficacy and efficiency is much higher.

2. Streamline the governments into a bare essentials model, privatizing most major branches. This thread is primarily for fun, so I won't go into details.

3. Make it illegal for any sports league to have only one video game company make their games. Madden would be frozen out from making games for five years just because. I would federally fund the company that makes the next game 100 million dollars. The money would come from the saved revenue from military spending.

4. Koreas would be merged. Hugo Chavez would be beheaded as would Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il.

5. When the technology permits, all people would be rendered (safely) infertile after birth. If you want to have children, you would have to complete a long series of tests, exams and complete several forms, after which a doctor would grant you fertility when you qualify. Qualifications would involve some education, minimal criminal background, some form of moral background (including but not limited to religion), but most of all ability to pay for the kid's childhood.

6. I would have a large mountain carved with an image of my likeness along John Elway, Ronald Reagan and Steve Perry from Journey.7. Two girls, but no cup.

8. Prisons would be much less comfortable. No cable, internet, or porn. Only books and a gym.

9. I would have an army of ninjas with laser swords.


Hilarious!Hilarious!

BroncsRule
06-25-2010, 09:12 AM
I really wouldn't want to rule the world, not this one at least.

Ding Ding!! Pay our winner!

TailgateNut
06-25-2010, 09:26 AM
Rid the world of organized religion/ major cause of wars.

BroncsRule
06-25-2010, 09:32 AM
Kaylor has the best list, hands down.

Not too sure about Steve Perry, but whatever.

on #8: less comfortable prisons, I go with part Ro, part Kaylore: No on the Gym; Yes on the books; No on the TV; Yes on the junk food. Bologna sandwiches, lettuce and water. Koolaid on holidays.

gunns
06-25-2010, 09:39 AM
1-Abolish Religion.
2-Ban Industrial Farming and the use of any pesticides/preservatives/gmo's in food production.
3-Legalize anything that is done between consenting adults- (all drugs and prostitution) and put the trillions of futile dollars spent on "the war on drugs" into educating children.
4-Fewer laws but harsher penalties for breaking them.
5-Ban govt lobbyists.
6-Make it legal to run down anyone who's in the crosswalk with a "Don't walk" sign.
7-Outlaw plastic

Very good! I would add to #6: it is permissible for anyone to take off the door of a car parked on the side when said door is idiotically opened into traffic and that would include protruding legs or arms of said idiot.

BroncsRule
06-25-2010, 09:48 AM
For most minor infractions, I would institute a new punishment: The Fist.

For being found guilty of road rage, simple assault, most other foms of assholishness, the convicted party will be led straight from the courtroom to an adjacent room with a table and a camcorder. Convicted person will be instructed to drop their drawers. Any assistance required in accomplishing said drawer dropping will be provided. A large Samoan will then go to town on the convicted person with a 16" plastic fist.

This event will be captured for posterity via the camcorder.

The convited person is then free to go.

Any subsequent conviction will result in the video being emailed to everyone the conviced person knows.

No second convitions. Evar.

Cure the assholishness epidemic, and all the rest will take care of itsself!

Ray Finkle
06-25-2010, 10:11 AM
1. Merge all military into one force. Since I rule the world, that's one group. Costs will go down as this will become essentially a world police force.

1. Break the governments of each major country up into smaller states where the people have greater accessibility but the power of each government body is much smaller yet their efficacy and efficiency is much higher.

2. Streamline the governments into a bare essentials model, privatizing most major branches. This thread is primarily for fun, so I won't go into details.

3. Make it illegal for any sports league to have only one video game company make their games. Madden would be frozen out from making games for five years just because. I would federally fund the company that makes the next game 100 million dollars. The money would come from the saved revenue from military spending.

4. Koreas would be merged. Hugo Chavez would be beheaded as would Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il.

5. When the technology permits, all people would be rendered (safely) infertile after birth. If you want to have children, you would have to complete a long series of tests, exams and complete several forms, after which a doctor would grant you fertility when you qualify. Qualifications would involve some education, minimal criminal background, some form of moral background (including but not limited to religion), but most of all ability to pay for the kid's childhood.

6. I would have a large mountain carved with an image of my likeness along John Elway, Ronald Reagan and Steve Perry from Journey.

7. Two girls, but no cup.

8. Prisons would be much less comfortable. No cable, internet, or porn. Only books and a gym.

9. I would have an army of ninjas with laser swords.

In PA, they had a movement to ban gym's since they felt the criminals became super criminals by working out all the time. Not realizing that building their self image would deter future acts if they felt they could stand up to the peer pressure.

gyldenlove
06-25-2010, 10:14 AM
For most minor infractions, I would institute a new punishment: The Fist.

For being found guilty of road rage, simple assault, most other foms of assholishness, the convicted party will be led straight from the courtroom to an adjacent room with a table and a camcorder. Convicted person will be instructed to drop their drawers. Any assistance required in accomplishing said drawer dropping will be provided. A large Samoan will then go to town on the convicted person with a 16" plastic fist.

This event will be captured for posterity via the camcorder.

The convited person is then free to go.

Any subsequent conviction will result in the video being emailed to everyone the conviced person knows.

No second convitions. Evar.

Cure the assholishness epidemic, and all the rest will take care of itsself!

Dude you should call that punishment something else, I am pretty sure there are enough pervs on this forum that talking a large Samoan with 16 inches of plastic and "the fist" will take on a meaning you are not ready to have anyone cam cord.

Kaylore
06-25-2010, 10:15 AM
In PA, they had a movement to ban gym's since they felt the criminals became super criminals by working out all the time. Not realizing that building their self image would deter future acts if they felt they could stand up to the peer pressure.

You could limit the weight amounts they can lift and focus mostly on cardio. I think everyone should be allowed to exercise. You could even do something like bikes with alternators attached so they provide power to the facility they live in. Even make it mandatory! YEAH!

Archer81
06-25-2010, 10:21 AM
Some of these lists read like exerpts from Mein Kampf...


:Broncos:

Ray Finkle
06-25-2010, 10:38 AM
You could limit the weight amounts they can lift and focus mostly on cardio. I think everyone should be allowed to exercise. You could even do something like bikes with alternators attached so they provide power to the facility they live in. Even make it mandatory! YEAH!

they didn't even want that. If a piece of equipment broke (even a simple pulley cable) they prison/penitentiary had to remove the equipment.

When we toured the penitentiary, I spoke to the guys in the gym. You have never seen people more careful. Of course there were no dumb bells and all the free weights were fused the bars....

Hogan11
06-25-2010, 01:16 PM
Some of these lists read like exerpts from Mein Kampf...


:Broncos:

If criminals are convicted of inhumane crimes (ie. murder), then they deserve no human rights. They get the choice of either the death penality to be instituted immediately or to volunteer for endless medical experimentation without a chance for parole.

No more experimenting upon animals in trying to cure diseases, because we have a vast pool of inhuman waste rotting upon death row. Time to use these inhuman beings for the good of all mankind!!

Is that Mein Kampf enough?? :rofl:

On a serious note, I'm really surprised some nutjob out there hasn't advocted this for real yet.

Archer81
06-25-2010, 01:19 PM
If criminals are convicted of inhumane crimes (ie. murder), then they deserve no human rights. They get the choice of either the death penality to be instituted immediately or to volunteer for endless medical experimentation without a chance for parole.

No more experimenting upon animals in trying to cure diseases, because we have a vast pool of inhuman waste rotting upon death row. Time to use these inhuman beings for the good of all mankind!!

Is that Mein Kampf enough?? :rofl:

On a serious note, I'm really surprised some nutjob out there hasn't advocted this for real yet.


No, I was making that comment in light of other posts saying cutting human population by 2/3's...Who would make the decision about who is in the remaining third? Who would kill the other 2/3's?

:Broncos:

Hogan11
06-25-2010, 01:23 PM
No, I was making that comment in light of other posts saying cutting human population by 2/3's...Who would make the decision about who is in the remaining third? Who would kill the other 2/3's?

:Broncos:

Well, you have to admit, mine is sorta Mengelesque. Ha!

These population reduction advocates are just members of the Illuminati, I know because Steve Quayle sez so! :spit:

Archer81
06-25-2010, 01:27 PM
Well, you have to admit, mine is sorta Mengelesque. Ha!

These population reduction advocates are just members of the Illuminati, I know because Steve Quayle sez so! :spit:


Very Mengelesque.

I would just fence off North America and the Caribbean and let the rest of the world rot.


:Broncos:

Jason in LA
06-25-2010, 01:36 PM
1. Merge all military into one force. Since I rule the world, that's one group. Costs will go down as this will become essentially a world police force.



5. When the technology permits, all people would be rendered (safely) infertile after birth. If you want to have children, you would have to complete a long series of tests, exams and complete several forms, after which a doctor would grant you fertility when you qualify. Qualifications would involve some education, minimal criminal background, some form of moral background (including but not limited to religion), but most of all ability to pay for the kid's childhood.



So if there is only one military force, you plan on fighting aliens or something? And I'm all for making people qualify for child birth. But will men and women still be able to have sex? Just making sure. ;D

jayman_37
06-25-2010, 01:40 PM
5. When the technology permits, all people would be rendered (safely) infertile after birth. If you want to have children, you would have to complete a long series of tests, exams and complete several forms, after which a doctor would grant you fertility when you qualify. Qualifications would involve some education, minimal criminal background, some form of moral background (including but not limited to religion), but most of all ability to pay for the kid's childhood.

Great Idea!!!

JJJ
06-25-2010, 01:44 PM
The banning of eating baby carrots in public is the only reasonable suggestion thus far.

Rohirrim
06-25-2010, 02:21 PM
No, I was making that comment in light of other posts saying cutting human population by 2/3's...Who would make the decision about who is in the remaining third? Who would kill the other 2/3's?

:Broncos:

Since this whole thread is completely magical thinking, I assumed that there would be a great disappearing force and that, based on some criteria, 2/3rds would simply disappear. Say, all the morons on the planet would go poof.

Sorry about that. :welcome:

Hogan11
06-25-2010, 02:25 PM
Since this whole thread is completely magical thinking, I assumed that there would be a great disappearing force and that, based on some criteria, 2/3rds would simply disappear. Say, all the morons on the planet would go poof.

That's what some call The Rapture Hilarious!

baja
06-25-2010, 02:26 PM
The banning of eating baby carrots in public is the only reasonable suggestion thus far.

I would include banning the clubbing of baby carrots as well.

Requiem
06-25-2010, 02:35 PM
Some of you guys think some real sick thoughts. Psychos!

ksBRONCOfan
06-25-2010, 04:37 PM
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bull****'s gone on too long.
You old ****in' critics who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!

The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...

iforgotmypassword
06-25-2010, 05:51 PM
get rid of reservations. save billions

Pick Six
06-25-2010, 11:41 PM
Bring back the 1998 Broncos, give them the needed fountain of youth, cryogenically freeze them every offseason, and thaw them out every year to win another Super Bowl...

Miss I.
06-26-2010, 12:49 AM
1. Declare John Elway's birthday a holiday for bronco fans (proof of fandom to be determined by indepth survey and also a thorough evaluation provided by Orange Mane's TJ and a panel of his choice). On said holiday, Bronco fans are given permission to beat up all fans of their rivals in the Western division and also NE Patriots without repercussion. Also we get to take anything of any monetary value from them, including players that are worth taking for our team (if that's possible).
2. Women are also allowed harems of the gender of their choice. and there will be no more double standards for men and women regarding sex.
3. Fitness, diet, and languagse should be taught in schools for kindergarten through high school graduation in some form or another. Families who try to be more health conscience (e.g. gym memberships or nutrition courses, etc) can apply for tax write offs or other similiar positive incentive. Employers who help supplement fitness and health regimes or provide gyms should be provided some supplement for them to help keep their workforce healthy. Certain foods with levels of high fructose corn syrup or similar additives should be taxed just like cigarettes.
4. We need to be moved off oil dependancy and a new source of transportation industry deveolped. Force the auto industry to rebuild a public transport system throughout the country including interstate trains, intercity rail, better bus systems, (something akin to the European transport in places like the Netherlands). It will also provide for trail building for bikes, hiking, expansion of road ways to allow for bikes and walking baths. Auto industry could make money off building and maintaining, as well as ancillary businesses (like cycle shops and maintenance, etc). Electric cars should be an option and again the auto industry due to the loss of maintenance (like oil changes, etc) could create new specific maintenance requirements only to be done by the dealer to ensure some profit or something like that or perhaps they might look into making profit off the electricity use (perhaps buy into electric power generating facilities to get money from that).

HILife
06-27-2010, 04:51 PM
^5 Hell yeah! Sandal heels are the hottest, especially for summer. You're denying yourself some pretty hot alternatives though. I take my wife to buy a hot pair of shoes once a month. There's this store called Angel's at southwest plaza where you can get some freaking hot shoes for around thirty bucks.

I think there is no greater calling than to fill the world with sexy shoes. Every girl I dated I loaded her closet with them. There were girls that wanted to date me for that fact alone.

All you have to do is say "buy" and "shoes" in the same sentence and she's yours for life.

baja
06-27-2010, 05:01 PM
uote:
Originally Posted by Kaylore
Hell yeah! Sandal heels are the hottest, especially for summer. You're denying yourself some pretty hot alternatives though. I take my wife to buy a hot pair of shoes once a month. There's this store called Angel's at southwest plaza where you can get some freaking hot shoes for around thirty bucks.

I think there is no greater calling than to fill the world with sexy shoes. Every girl I dated I loaded her closet with them. There were girls that wanted to date me for that fact alone.
All you have to do is say "buy" and "shoes" in the same sentence and she's yours for life.

Good stuff guys

Old Dude
06-28-2010, 09:45 AM
Sometimes I wonder who votes our idiot politicians into office.

Then I read a thread like this ...

"oh."