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bronclvr
06-24-2010, 06:03 AM
This was posted on another Forum I belong to, by a fellow who is an avid Boater and Racer-it's his Auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140420317880

That One Guy
06-24-2010, 06:29 AM
It is a nice ad but if he actually stayed through all that... it's the painful punishment for stupidity. You don't give up your dignity for a woman.

baja
06-24-2010, 07:09 AM
www.ihatetracymiller.com

That One Guy
06-24-2010, 07:31 AM
It says that's not a page, Baja.

baja
06-24-2010, 07:40 AM
It says that's not a page, Baja.

ya it was the link given at in the song imbeded in the add supposed to have naked pics of his ex guess he took it down.

That One Guy
06-24-2010, 07:42 AM
Well that sucks... guess I'm going googling now...


EDIT: Not seeing anything. I'm sure they'll show up one day.

Kaylore
06-24-2010, 09:09 AM
It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.

baja
06-24-2010, 09:18 AM
It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.

Well did you notice his ebay address was Myrtle Beach.

Rabb
06-24-2010, 09:19 AM
Well did you notice his ebay address was Myrtle Beach.

you win :thumbsup:

Chris
06-24-2010, 09:35 AM
depressilarious.

Kaylore
06-24-2010, 09:51 AM
Well did you notice his ebay address was Myrtle Beach.

Well played...

cmhargrove
06-24-2010, 10:01 AM
The dude should have dated a little longer. I bet she was psycho before the wedding, but she was hot in the sack.

Poor guy.

gyldenlove
06-24-2010, 10:03 AM
It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.

Crazy chicks are amazing in the sack.

baja
06-24-2010, 10:17 AM
The dude should have dated a little longer. I bet she was psycho before the wedding, but she was hot in the sack.

Poor guy.

To bad her pussy wasn't more like a cow path, they show the wear.

Los Broncos
06-24-2010, 10:39 AM
How long did it take him to type up this ad, dam it's long.

Vegas_Bronco
06-24-2010, 11:06 AM
Way too long...but funny. Dude should have seen this tornado coming a mile away.

I thought this was pretty well written:

And so, as all good Lifetime, made-for-TV movies go, she would send him through a virtual cornucopia of trials and hardship, until he experienced every pain that human life had to offer. Like a muscle; break it down to build it up. Her design was simple; never give an ounce of the positive reinforcement until he had fully passed all the tests of her Underworld.

Sounds familiar

broncocalijohn
06-24-2010, 11:22 AM
Dude is a total moron. He had video tape of it all while married plus he was able to break into her emails. Seems they were married for at least 18 months but if you remember all those horrible things, he should have got the marriage annulled before 12 months. He probably got royally screwed (seems he kept the house), but he could have cut the losses much sooner. I am sure his family is just as nutso as her. Dude is a push over dumbass and has no cool boat or race car to pull chicks in.

Chris
06-24-2010, 12:41 PM
Crazy chicks are amazing in the sack.

Crazy sacks are amazing in the chick.

Chris
06-24-2010, 12:43 PM
Way too long...but funny. Dude should have seen this tornado coming a mile away.

I thought this was pretty well written:

And so, as all good Lifetime, made-for-TV movies go, she would send him through a virtual cornucopia of trials and hardship, until he experienced every pain that human life had to offer. Like a muscle; break it down to build it up. Her design was simple; never give an ounce of the positive reinforcement until he had fully passed all the tests of her Underworld.

Sounds familiar

http://www.masalladeorion.es/wp-content/uploads/underworld.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
06-24-2010, 09:03 PM
holy cow.

Mr. Trout
06-24-2010, 09:19 PM
dude should have NEVER have married her. period. and stayed that long? pure stupidity!!

baja
06-24-2010, 09:21 PM
This is one thread that really does need pictures.

Killericon
06-24-2010, 10:07 PM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2572/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/i/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg/)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/325/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/i/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg/)

From the ad.

baja
06-24-2010, 10:14 PM
She looks like I imagined she would.

DomCasual
06-24-2010, 10:30 PM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2572/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/i/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg/)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/325/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/i/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg/)

From the ad.

What ad? I want more of this story, man!

Killericon
06-24-2010, 11:04 PM
She looks like I imagined she would.

Like a crazy person. Man, it's hard to feel sorry for him, but I still do.

What ad? I want more of this story, man!

Link in OP.

Obushma
06-24-2010, 11:17 PM
Is this the same guy who posted here a month or so ago? Something about moving away against his family's wishes, no job lined up, about to attach a ball and chain?

broncocalijohn
06-24-2010, 11:44 PM
Is this the same guy who posted here a month or so ago? Something about moving away against his family's wishes, no job lined up, about to attach a ball and chain?

No, but wait until next month when his story comes out. Something about him selling his left sack (he gave the other to her) and needs to sell the other one for bus fare back to Texas. Only problem is that Texas refuses to take McFoneco back.

cmhargrove
06-25-2010, 06:15 AM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2572/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/i/bwrkdgcgkkgrhqqokjqewsr.jpg/)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/325/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/i/bwrr8gwkkgrhqeokjmewpkp.jpg/)

From the ad.

Damn - don't tell me she was even worth one month of that torture... The dude should have listened to his friends, surely they warned him.

That One Guy
06-25-2010, 06:24 AM
The husband, since he really had no testicles whatsoever, is likely one of the guys wearing a wig and dress in the picture.

Blart
06-25-2010, 07:57 AM
The husband, since he really had no testicles whatsoever, is likely one of the guys wearing a wig and dress in the picture.

He said she went off meds a few months before the wedding, maybe she was ok before?

DomCasual
06-25-2010, 08:22 AM
Damn - don't tell me she was even worth one month of that torture... The dude should have listened to his friends, surely they warned him.

In fairness, she looks looks like she's taking her meds in the costume party picture, and not taking her meds in the wedding picture.

It would be interesting to hear her side of the whole thing. I've had friends divorce, and felt the other party was a monster after getting barraged with whining from one party. Then, you run into the other party in the grocery store, they go on a rant, and you end up thinking, "Divorce couple, you both so crazy!"

Divorce brings out the ugliest possible characteristics in people.

cmhargrove
06-25-2010, 11:15 AM
In fairness, she looks looks like she's taking her meds in the costume party picture, and not taking her meds in the wedding picture.

It would be interesting to hear her side of the whole thing. I've had friends divorce, and felt the other party was a monster after getting barraged with whining from one party. Then, you run into the other party in the grocery store, they go on a rant, and you end up thinking, "Divorce couple, you both so crazy!"

Divorce brings out the ugliest possible characteristics in people.

I thank God i've never had to find out.

gyldenlove
06-25-2010, 11:47 AM
In fairness, she looks looks like she's taking her meds in the costume party picture, and not taking her meds in the wedding picture.

It would be interesting to hear her side of the whole thing. I've had friends divorce, and felt the other party was a monster after getting barraged with whining from one party. Then, you run into the other party in the grocery store, they go on a rant, and you end up thinking, "Divorce couple, you both so crazy!"

Divorce brings out the ugliest possible characteristics in people.

I think Marriage brings out the worst in people, divorce just means they show that ugliness to other people than their spouse.