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Requiem
06-22-2010, 10:05 PM
Was thinking about this a bit today. What advancements or things would you like to witness, but probably won't during your lifetime. There's gonna be a ton of cool **** I miss out when I kick the can. So let's hear it.

1) People populating outerspace.

azbroncfan
06-22-2010, 10:06 PM
A successful desert sheep permit draw application.

Harvitz81
06-22-2010, 10:07 PM
Was thinking about this a bit today. What advancements or things would you like to witness, but probably won't during your lifetime. There's gonna be a ton of cool **** I miss out when I kick the can. So let's hear it.

1) People populating outerspace.


+1 Sometimes I wish I was born 1000 years from now to imagine what we'd be doing in space (that is if we don't destroy ourselves by then)

Baba Booey
06-22-2010, 10:08 PM
Interstellar War

baja
06-22-2010, 10:17 PM
With my luck I will die the day before they perfect the immortal pill.

Kaylore
06-22-2010, 10:20 PM
Planned babies where you can pick out the height, hair color, sex, even apparent ethnicity by entering information into a computer and it modifying the genetic information accordingly.

Requiem
06-22-2010, 10:20 PM
With my luck I will die the day before they perfect the immortal pill.

Had to contemplate and discuss a world without death for one of my anthropology classes. I did not paint a pretty picture with my assessment.

MplsBronco
06-22-2010, 10:22 PM
Jessica Alba in my bed....naked.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-22-2010, 10:25 PM
hoverboard.

Back to the Future II was supposed to take place WHEN again? And they had flying cars, hoverboards, shoes that tie themselves...

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't NEED roads." Rawr.

BlaK-Argentina
06-22-2010, 10:25 PM
Jessica Alba in my bed....naked.

Her and Pampita Ardohain together... in bed... naked... with me.

BlaK-Argentina
06-22-2010, 10:26 PM
hoverboard.

Back to the Future II was supposed to take place WHEN again? And they had flying cars, hoverboards, shoes that tie themselves...

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't NEED roads." Rawr.

2015? I think it was.

JCMElway
06-22-2010, 10:30 PM
Planned babies where you can pick out the height, hair color, sex, even apparent ethnicity by entering information into a computer and it modifying the genetic information accordingly.

Doesn't this take God out of the equation?

Cleo McDowell
06-22-2010, 10:40 PM
someone actually slipping on a banana peel.

RMT
06-22-2010, 10:41 PM
women paying men child support and alimony more often than not.

Taco John
06-22-2010, 10:42 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

Taco John
06-22-2010, 10:44 PM
Doesn't this take God out of the equation?

Nah. This is a fallacy that I've never understood.

Genetics are nothing but math when it's all boiled down to their finest bits.

Los Broncos
06-22-2010, 10:45 PM
My dreams of becoming a banker.

Requiem
06-22-2010, 10:46 PM
hoverboard.

Back to the Future II was supposed to take place WHEN again? And they had flying cars, hoverboards, shoes that tie themselves...

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't NEED roads." Rawr.

Absolutely man. If we can go to the damned moon, why ain't this **** on sale at K-Mart, Target or wherever. Gotta have hoverboards!

cutthemdown
06-22-2010, 10:55 PM
Jazz and Blues to be the most popular music again

baja
06-22-2010, 11:03 PM
The day when an erection for over 4 hours doesn't send you to the doctor.

Requiem
06-22-2010, 11:07 PM
The day when an erection for over 4 hours doesn't send you to the doctor.

What kind of **** are you smoking in the mountains that gives you a four hour boner?

Or are you just watchin' Days of Thunder -- cause I get rock hard watchin' that movie.

HAT
06-22-2010, 11:09 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

http://www.tru7h.org/xzzy/files/movies/officespace_lawrence.jpg

baja
06-22-2010, 11:09 PM
What kind of **** are you smoking in the mountains that gives you a four hour boner?

Or are you just watchin' Days of Thunder -- cause I get rock hard watchin' that movie.

Didn't you catch the Viagra commercials.

cutthemdown
06-22-2010, 11:10 PM
What kind of **** are you smoking in the mountains that gives you a four hour boner?

Or are you just watchin' Days of Thunder -- cause I get rock hard watchin' that movie.

He's making fun of the end of the erectile dysfunction ads. You know when they say if an erection lasts more then 8 hours call your doctor.

cutthemdown
06-22-2010, 11:10 PM
Didn't you catch the Viagra commercials.

I always though doctor? Only if she is hot and willing!!

Requiem
06-22-2010, 11:12 PM
Didn't you catch the Viagra commercials.

Last time I heard you couldn't snort or smoke Viagra, so why you trying to sell me false dreams?

baja
06-22-2010, 11:26 PM
are you drinking

ZONA
06-22-2010, 11:32 PM
The perfect synthetic woman who looks like this, would feel like this, smell like this but then you can put her in the closet and have your peace. No lip, no fighting about money, kids, jobs, in-laws, nada. The perfect life partner :strong:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X2sjPjJJdH8/SLRfWoUNR9I/AAAAAAAAGJg/MtmZrcd1tsY/s400/Denise-Milani-busty-bikini-1.jpg

Killericon
06-22-2010, 11:40 PM
A Pink Floyd Concert Live.

Happened in my lifetime, but I probably won't see one.

listopencil
06-22-2010, 11:49 PM
An end to war, ignorant hatred, poverty, starvation, physical and mental illness. That would be a great start.

Houshyamama
06-22-2010, 11:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-kuyU3Pb2M

cutthemdown
06-23-2010, 12:22 AM
The perfect synthetic woman who looks like this, would feel like this, smell like this but then you can put her in the closet and have your peace. No lip, no fighting about money, kids, jobs, in-laws, nada. The perfect life partner :strong:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X2sjPjJJdH8/SLRfWoUNR9I/AAAAAAAAGJg/MtmZrcd1tsY/s400/Denise-Milani-busty-bikini-1.jpg

Then make men models for the gals and we can all be happy. Even the fat, ugly smelly ones get a hot chick.

It's amazing what a good looking woman on your arm can do for your happiness. Until she nags you to death!!!!

If everyone got great sex though people would treat each other way better then usual. I know those 10-15 times a yr I am nicer to people!!! Ok I lie only 5-10 but i am single, busy, and like women way hotter then I am so give me a break!!!

cutthemdown
06-23-2010, 12:23 AM
An end to war, ignorant hatred, poverty, starvation, physical and mental illness. That would be a great start.

In other words the rapture and second coming!!

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 12:33 AM
immortality... though I think there's a solid chance we get this down in my lifetime, though probably too "morally legislated" to get my paws on.

Atwater His Ass
06-23-2010, 12:39 AM
Planned babies where you can pick out the height, hair color, sex, even apparent ethnicity by entering information into a computer and it modifying the genetic information accordingly.

Really? This is horrible. Hope I'm being trolled.

broncocalijohn
06-23-2010, 12:41 AM
I would like to see Oakland Raiders win a championship and the citizens (and illegal aliens) of Chokeland come out onto the street and celebrate in a peaceful setting with no shots fired, cars turned over and no arrest.
My problem here is that the Raiders have to win a superbowl to see the miracle happen.

broncocalijohn
06-23-2010, 12:42 AM
Al Davis' funeral. Not that i am dying anytime soon, but we need to believe that he will live forever and **** up his franchise for the rest of his lifetime.

Hogan11
06-23-2010, 06:41 AM
The Pittsburgh Pirates getting to and winning another world series.

dbfan21
06-23-2010, 06:51 AM
http://www.tru7h.org/xzzy/files/movies/officespace_lawrence.jpg

Rep! Love that movie!

bowtown
06-23-2010, 06:56 AM
vegetarian zombies.

Archer81
06-23-2010, 07:00 AM
Legalization of gay marriage/unions in all 50 states without it being federally pushed and mandated.

:Broncos:

baja
06-23-2010, 07:02 AM
Gay men with vaginas (just say no to the pooper)

Archer81
06-23-2010, 07:03 AM
Gay men with vaginas (just say no to the pooper)


We have Chief fans already.


:Broncos:

BMF Bronco
06-23-2010, 09:51 AM
the Superbowl played in Denver and the Broncos playing in and winning said Super Bowl.

OABB
06-23-2010, 09:56 AM
Commercials where men aren't complete idiots.

baja
06-23-2010, 10:07 AM
Commercials where men aren't complete idiots.

LOL is that ever true

Who the hell are the commercial makers appealing to with this parade of heir dressers selling anything and everything. What a bunch of wimps

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 10:11 AM
LOL is that ever true

Who the hell are the commercial makers appealing to with this parade of heir dressers selling anything and everything. What a bunch of wimps

The women/wives/girlfriends that do the shopping?

Are you this stupid?

Beantown Bronco
06-23-2010, 10:17 AM
hoverboard.

Back to the Future II was supposed to take place WHEN again? And they had flying cars, hoverboards, shoes that tie themselves...

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't NEED roads." Rawr.

2015? I think it was.

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baja
06-23-2010, 10:18 AM
The women/wives/girlfriends that do the shopping?

Are you this stupid?

it's been nice around here with you and your insults gone.

You think those pansy ass she-men appeal to the group of shoppers you name as the dominant shopper.

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 10:26 AM
it's been nice around here with you and your insults gone.

You think those pansy ass she-men appeal to the group of shoppers you name as the dominant shopper.

Hey, who do you think the advertisers are appealing to when they depict parents as stupid/unfair during Nickelodeon/Disney cartoons? I'm so confused, brb running to Mexico!

/baja

Taco John
06-23-2010, 10:31 AM
Nanobots. I want to witness nanobots.

baja
06-23-2010, 10:36 AM
Nanobots. I want to witness nanobots.

The government is secretly using nano technology on it's citizens today.

TailgateNut
06-23-2010, 10:43 AM
In other words the rapture and second coming!!

Is that considered a multiple orgasm?:yayaya:

Dr. Broncenstein
06-23-2010, 10:45 AM
3 chicks at the same time.

baja
06-23-2010, 10:50 AM
3 chicks at the same time.

knock yourself out

http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/baby-chicks/baby-chicks-3.jpg

Rohirrim
06-23-2010, 10:50 AM
We discover that 911 was, in fact, an Israeli conspiracy and Gaffney is dancing around on TV shouting "See! See! I told you so!"

TailgateNut
06-23-2010, 11:00 AM
A goverment which actually represents the wishes of the majority. Not only before the election, but throughout their appointment.

Kaylore
06-23-2010, 11:03 AM
Nanobots. I want to witness nanobots.

Unless you are way older than you look, you'll see those. Between nano-technology and re-engineering viruses, some form of programmable microbe will be available in the next forty years.

Beantown Bronco
06-23-2010, 11:09 AM
Me winning Powerball

or

jhns forgetting how to type www.orangemane.com

It's a toss-up between the two.

broncocalijohn
06-23-2010, 11:14 AM
A goverment which actually represents the wishes of the majority. Not only before the election, but throughout their appointment.

PIPE DREAM!

I want to be able to witness myself putting a tightly, tin foiled, wrapped, frozen burrito and nuke it in the microwave without it sparking and burning out the microwave. If we can go to the moon, we should be able to put metal in the nuker.

OABB
06-23-2010, 11:14 AM
The women/wives/girlfriends that do the shopping?

Are you this stupid?

This is stupid. Women have always done the shopping and marketing has not always been this off. Watch commercials from the fifties that appeal to women, they aren't about how stupid your husband is, but about ho this product will make you a better wife.

These modern day commercials are made to appeal to women yes, but is a statement of the times more than anything. Which is why I would like to see these commercials change as it would be a sign of men getting more respect.

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 12:32 PM
This is stupid. Women have always done the shopping and marketing has not always been this off. Watch commercials from the fifties that appeal to women, they aren't about how stupid your husband is, but about ho this product will make you a better wife.

These modern day commercials are made to appeal to women yes, but is a statement of the times more than anything. Which is why I would like to see these commercials change as it would be a sign of men getting more respect.

You answered your own insult... women today aren't the women of the 50s.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3610948059_2cd6dd44ed.jpg

OABB
06-23-2010, 12:36 PM
You answered your own insult... women today aren't the women of the 50s.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3610948059_2cd6dd44ed.jpg

I know that. What is going on today is that the feminist movement became less about equality and more about brnging men down. Men aren't stupid. It's time that we stopped being ok with the constant insults. Men are warriors. Men are artists. Men are humanitarians. We are not invalids.

That is my point.

bronclvr
06-23-2010, 12:56 PM
How about an Orange Mane Thread where nobody bitches or calls someone else a name?

Kaylore
06-23-2010, 01:00 PM
A goverment which actually represents the wishes of the majority.
Well we can agree we're going to die never seeing that.

jhns
06-23-2010, 01:06 PM
I would like to see complex alien life. I have no doubt we will find life in the near future. I do doubt we will have something that can zoom in on a planet and take close up pictures or a way to get a probe to said planet while I am alive.

doonwise
06-23-2010, 01:51 PM
Victory in Iraq and/or Afganistan.

Drunk Monkey
06-23-2010, 01:52 PM
seamless fully integrated and interactive Virtual Reality. That plus porn and you got a winning combo.

baja
06-23-2010, 01:54 PM
I would like to see complex alien life. I have no doubt we will find life in the near future. I do not doubt<b> we will have something that can zoom in on a planet and take close up pictures </b>or a way to get a probe to said planet while I am alive.

There is a privacy issue you know;

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vRyYC2tELQI/SNiUK6HytAI/AAAAAAAAABw/8HL8UW7IuvU/s400/alien_sex_08.jpg

jhns
06-23-2010, 02:05 PM
There is a privacy issue you know;

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vRyYC2tELQI/SNiUK6HytAI/AAAAAAAAABw/8HL8UW7IuvU/s400/alien_sex_08.jpg

lol It would be pretty cool if the first picture we get of alien life is some alien mounting another alien.

OCBronco
06-23-2010, 02:14 PM
An end to xenophobia and hatred of others based on difference.

broncosteven
06-23-2010, 02:28 PM
I would like to see men at least orbit Jupiter and her rings, Saturn might be too much to ask.

At this point I would like to see men back on the moon setting up some sort of base before I die but we would need another race with Commies, China please lay down a challange!

I am not at all interested in probing Uranus. Get it!

Archer81
06-23-2010, 02:38 PM
An end to xenophobia and hatred of others based on difference.


Hate to break it to you chief but people would have to no longer exist for that to happen.


:Broncos:

gunns
06-23-2010, 02:54 PM
Multiple SB's won by the Broncos and beating the Chargers, Oakland, Chiefs, NE to get there and beating Dallas, Giants, Redskins, SF in the SB.

Meet John Elway

A night with Eric Decker

Dick Cheney charged and sentenced to a California prison in general population.

TDmvp
06-23-2010, 03:01 PM
Me , Elway or Kyle Shanahan replacing Josh...

That One Guy
06-23-2010, 03:07 PM
Multiple SB's won by the Broncos and beating the Chargers, Oakland, Chiefs, NE to get there and beating Dallas, Giants, Redskins, SF in the SB.

Meet John Elway

A night with Eric Decker

Dick Cheney charged and sentenced to a California prison in general population.

I... a friend.. met a stripper a couple months back who had a Denver Broncos tatoo. We were talking for a minute about the Broncos and she mentioned that there was a package on Denverbroncos.com that had tickets for the game in London and a function where you got to meet John Elway. I haven't been on the site in years but you could go to a game in London, and meet John Elway and a stripper that has a Broncos emblem tatoo'd on her. Quite the package.

gyldenlove
06-23-2010, 03:21 PM
The earth from space.

Taco John
06-23-2010, 03:33 PM
A space elevator.

baja
06-23-2010, 03:36 PM
a tellaporter would be cool

OABB
06-23-2010, 03:49 PM
How about an Orange Mane Thread where nobody b****es or calls someone else a name?

great idea ****stick!

Vegas_Bronco
06-23-2010, 04:04 PM
a tellaporter would be cool

Isn't that one in your avatar...teleporter?

All you wishing for space travel or living on the moon - it's already here, just gotta get it up there:

http://www.bigelowaerospace.com/news/

HAT
06-23-2010, 04:19 PM
A crazy ass 5th set at Wimbledon that goes like 10 hours. That would be rad.

bronco_diesel
06-23-2010, 04:42 PM
I... a friend.. met a stripper a couple months back who had a Denver Broncos tatoo. We were talking for a minute about the Broncos and she mentioned that there was a package on Denverbroncos.com that had tickets for the game in London and a function where you got to meet John Elway. I haven't been on the site in years but you could go to a game in London, and meet John Elway and a stripper that has a Broncos emblem tatoo'd on her. Quite the package.

how ironic. your friends stripper is a good source.
I just got an email about a package deal to London for the Broncos:

Includes:
Roundtrip airfare
2 nights hotel accomodations
Game tickets
Bronco Hosted party with Guest John Elway and Floyd Little
Commerative gift
Rail pass
airport tranfers

Smilin Assassin
06-23-2010, 04:46 PM
how ironic. your friends stripper is a good source.
I just got an email about a package deal to London for the Broncos:

Includes:
Roundtrip airfare
2 nights hotel accomodations
Game tickets
Bronco Hosted party with Guest John Elway and Floyd Little
Commerative gift
Rail pass
airport tranfers

Commerative gift = Tattooed Stripper?

cmhargrove
06-23-2010, 05:10 PM
I'd like to live long enough to see BP cap that damn well in the gulf.

Que
06-23-2010, 05:52 PM
When all autos in this nation run on something other than gasoline. I'm cool with natural gas though. We have enough of it, don't have to drill offshore for it, and if it leaks it doesn't kill the environment.

Archer81
06-23-2010, 05:59 PM
I fear a nuclear war with China will leave the US a desolate wasteland, forcing mankind into several vaults, most of which would be social experiments by the company providing the vaults. My great grandson emerges 100 years after the war to save his father, only to run into supermutants, ghouls and the occassional Rad Scorpion, Yao Gaui or bands of marauders attacking the wasteland survivors.

:Broncos:

HAT
06-23-2010, 08:38 PM
I fear a nuclear war with China will leave the US a desolate wasteland, forcing mankind into several vaults, most of which would be social experiments by the company providing the vaults. My great grandson emerges 100 years after the war to save his father, only to run into supermutants, ghouls and the occassional Rad Scorpion, Yao Gaui or bands of marauders attacking the wasteland survivors.

:Broncos:

http://saradobie.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/the-book-of-eli-movie-image-denzel-washington-1.jpg

spdirty
06-23-2010, 09:03 PM
My wife being stable and normal, like finding a better way to spend $2800 than going to "challenge seminars," and not forcing me to go to "love seminars."

That One Guy
06-23-2010, 09:21 PM
My wife being stable and normal, like finding a better way to spend $2800 than going to "challenge seminars," and not forcing me to go to "love seminars."

...? 2800 for a challenge seminar?

Challenge her to get her ankles behind her head and then you'll love her more. Just saved you 2800 bucks.

kappys
06-23-2010, 09:28 PM
...? 2800 for a challenge seminar?

Challenge her to get her ankles behind her head and then you'll love her more. Just saved you 2800 bucks.

Hilarious!

Actually I believe that qualifies for both a challenge and love seminar.

strafen
06-23-2010, 09:53 PM
Planned babies where you can pick out the height, hair color, sex, even apparent ethnicity by entering information into a computer and it modifying the genetic information accordingly.I bet you they can do that now.

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 09:57 PM
A space elevator.

I think thats another one that will get done in our/your lifetime.

TheReverend
06-23-2010, 09:58 PM
Unless you meant an actual elevator elevator and not a cable with magnetic propulsion to lift parts/pieces to a space station that they're calling "space elevator"

Lev Vyvanse
06-23-2010, 10:11 PM
Unless you meant an actual elevator elevator and not a cable with magnetic propulsion to lift parts/pieces to a space station that they're calling "space elevator"

"space elevators" won't use magnetic propulsion.

spdirty
06-23-2010, 10:13 PM
...? 2800 for a challenge seminar?

Challenge her to get her ankles behind her head and then you'll love her more. Just saved you 2800 bucks.

Hilarious!

Debating on whether I should make a thread about it. This place would gobble that **** up like it was fresh meat.

Chris
06-23-2010, 10:13 PM
Planned babies where you can pick out the height, hair color, sex, even apparent ethnicity by entering information into a computer and it modifying the genetic information accordingly.

Creepy. Hello Gattaca.

Chris
06-23-2010, 10:15 PM
A planet shaped like a vagina.

That One Guy
06-23-2010, 10:22 PM
Hilarious!

Debating on whether I should make a thread about it. This place would gobble that **** up like it was fresh meat.

Do it, do it!

And when you're done, show her the thread!

spdirty
06-23-2010, 10:26 PM
Do it, do it!

And when you're done, show her the thread!

LOL and if she asked me to move to NC with her, Id really be ****ed.

Lev Vyvanse
06-23-2010, 10:29 PM
A planet shaped like a vagina.

That will never happen, using the current definition of a planet, a body must have sufficient mass to achieve Hydrostatic equilibrium. Thus eliminating any possibility of the va-jay-jay planet.

baja
06-23-2010, 10:32 PM
That will never happen, using the current definition of a planet a body must have sufficient mass to achieve Hydrostatic equilibrium. Thus eliminating any possibility of the va-jay-jay planet.


Well could be a donut planet than.

montrose
06-23-2010, 10:53 PM
Broncos fans turning Heinz Field into "Mile High Stadium East".

Lev Vyvanse
06-23-2010, 10:53 PM
Well could be a donut planet than.

Also not possible.

baja
06-23-2010, 10:55 PM
Also not possible.




http://www.erights.org/smart-contracts/donut-lab/images/donut-lab.gif

Lev Vyvanse
06-23-2010, 11:42 PM
http://www.erights.org/smart-contracts/donut-lab/images/donut-lab.gif

I'm not seeing hydrostatic equilibrium.

baja
06-23-2010, 11:47 PM
I'm not seeing hydrostatic equilibrium.

That's because you are not dunking it in coffee.

Taco John
06-24-2010, 12:31 AM
I think thats another one that will get done in our/your lifetime.

I'm skeptical that it will get done in that time frame. But now I have to up the ante.

Space ESCALATORS, b*tch.

Meck77
06-24-2010, 03:39 AM
OrangeMane T-shirts/Hats Ha!

HILife
06-24-2010, 04:59 AM
The perfect synthetic woman who looks like this, would feel like this, smell like this but then you can put her in the closet and have your peace. No lip, no fighting about money, kids, jobs, in-laws, nada. The perfect life partner :strong:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X2sjPjJJdH8/SLRfWoUNR9I/AAAAAAAAGJg/MtmZrcd1tsY/s400/Denise-Milani-busty-bikini-1.jpg

why are her boobs so small?

Vegas_Bronco
06-24-2010, 11:25 AM
I would like to see many things. Most of them, like many of yours, might get us put in prison if we posted them here but would be fun trying. So, I'll settle for this poormans gift with my name on the title.

http://www.niot.net/niot_570/ford%20cobra.jpg

TheReverend
06-24-2010, 12:57 PM
I'm skeptical that it will get done in that time frame. But now I have to up the ante.

Space ESCALATORS, b*tch.

ROFL

Can you imagine if you got on the wrong one and had to wait like 30 years just to turn around?

bowtown
06-24-2010, 01:39 PM
ROFL

Can you imagine if you got on the wrong one and had to wait like 30 years just to turn around?

Or got to the top and discoverd they weren't done building it yet...

DBroncos4life
06-24-2010, 01:49 PM
Me being happy in a relationship ;D