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DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 08:57 AM
Hello...and welcome to a wild summer. Parties, booze, boobs, music. It is that time of year. Now I have been around some guys this summer and unfortunately they didn't get their game together for summer. That is ...not good. You have to get your game on so you GET LADIES, KEEP LADIES, and Have a good time. FOCUS ON HAVING A GOOD TIME. FOCUS ON THE GOOD TIME YOU ARE HAVING. Game Tip right there. FUN FUN FUN...

Demonpenz....changing da game.

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 08:58 AM
Hey it's demonpenz How's your game? Your game weak? Ok remember it is a numbers game. Hit on every girl ever, but have a good time. Here is a line to try out for you this summer...


Hey my buddy Demonpenz says you can learn alot about a woman from what she eats for breakfest.... Do you prefer Pop Tarts Or toaster struedels?

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 08:59 AM
Pop Tarts girls are girls on the go....no time for frosting.....(they are ususally slutty, so if you want to get slimed THAT NIGHT focus on that girl) Struedels girls are going to take longer to please because they like perfection.

That One Guy
06-17-2010, 09:01 AM
May I be the first to say.....

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Dukes
06-17-2010, 09:01 AM
Be sure to wash yourself down with ajax every morning, you're going to get something.

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 09:04 AM
I have 2 favorite moves to attract women. Now if you are trying to get the best of the best like Hard body 10 or above.... make sure you show hi status. This is where I use the "too cool for school" attitude. Be careful though if you are trying to attract a girl that likes alt music..... it won't work.. Why? because hard body 10's and above like maroon 5...and you can't use maroon 5 tactics on girls who listen to alt music.

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 09:05 AM
Be sure to wash yourself down with ajax every morning, you're going to get something.

being well groomed is a good tip...it is one that true Hustlers never forget.

Dagmar
06-17-2010, 09:10 AM
http://www.mcglinch.com/blog/uploaded_images/arrogant-735331.jpg

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 09:11 AM
if you go out tonight you can use this

How are you doing today? Did you see that lady in Seattle that got jacked in the face by the policeman? I personally thought she deserved it, you just don't **** with the cops ya know?

then follow up with this story. My friend Demonpenz is in ultimate fighting...and even he wouldn't have punched that lady in the face.

Los Broncos
06-17-2010, 09:17 AM
I remember those days, boobs and drinking, parties.

Ah to be young and in love.

Jason in LA
06-17-2010, 09:27 AM
This thread has awesomeness written all over it. ;D

theAPAOps5
06-17-2010, 09:38 AM
Another Demonpenz masterpiece. Those of you who don't have a clue, buy one and go look at the genius that is is other threads.

DemonEagles
06-17-2010, 09:40 AM
The most frustrating thing for me as a MPH
Master
Player
Hustler

is that no one uses my advice or my opening lines on woman.

I see all these Pussys out there not approaching woman. It is your job to reproduce.

Use one of my openings. Tell the bitches you know me.. Get slimed..

GET
YOUR GAME TIGHT

Demongame

Los Broncos
06-17-2010, 09:45 AM
I'll try some of these mixed in with mine, sure to work on big titty chicks.

Mr Chatterboodamn
06-17-2010, 10:34 AM
"get slimed" is amazing

Dagmar
06-17-2010, 10:46 AM
Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, call your wife to take the egg out the pan.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-17-2010, 10:50 AM
What about pickup tips for gay guys?

Dagmar
06-17-2010, 10:56 AM
Run out of gay porn? Watch the WWE, it's got all the stretchy pants men you need.

Dagmar
06-17-2010, 10:58 AM
Ladies ensure your partner is a sensitive caring soul who gives great oral by becoming a lesbian.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/picable/2008/04/30/153601_My-Random-DJ-Drawing_620.jpg

Quoydogs
06-17-2010, 11:06 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26727&stc=1&d=1276794404

Dagmar
06-17-2010, 11:08 AM
Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

Kaylore
06-17-2010, 11:17 AM
"get slimed" is amazing

Huzzah
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DemonEagles
06-18-2010, 11:16 AM
Demongame: If you treat all social interactions like you're 19 in Pogo's off of 75th, you'll be straight.
I will keep that in mind. I will have to put that in my voice recorder on my new Zune. Which brings me to the next TIP. Always have your mp3 loaded up with game tips.

I whisper into my voice recorder "I'm a winner, that's who I am...thats what I do." for 1 hour before I go out to the field. I also have sound of me punching my little sister, because that is how you have to treat hard bodies 9 and above. You have to tease them like little sisters and anything they do...just blow it off. Your in demongame now baby!

DemonEagles
06-18-2010, 11:17 AM
from Strongtherman: Demon, let's say you have wild success with your game and have no problem getting skanks to strip naked. What do you do when they are disappointed with your limp dick?

**** happens, move on, don't joke about just keep your head up. The people who make limp dick jokes are the ones that don't **** enough to know that limp dick happens. If it happens to me I just move on and I try to move on to the next activity. Remember the girl is there to bond with you...it doesn't have to be sex. If you make it a big deal your stuff doesn't work then it will be a big deal. Try going for a walk together. You know you need excersize anyway

Man-Goblin
06-18-2010, 12:31 PM
I wish I had thought of the username Strongtherman.

broncocalijohn
06-18-2010, 06:54 PM
Hey it's demonpenz How's your game? Your game weak? Ok remember it is a numbers game. Hit on every girl ever, but have a good time. Here is a line to try out for you this summer...


Hey my buddy Demonpenz says you can learn alot about a woman from what she eats for breakfest.... Do you prefer Pop Tarts Or toaster struedels?

I learned this from my fat cousin. You need game and balls of steel to go up to 10 chicks in one night at your local bar. But you know what? Getting rejected 9 times leaves you with the one that you need for the 2am party. Learn it, live it and love it. Remember, dont get clingy because after Friday is Saturday and hit a different bar with 10 new chicks. BTW, I was so good that it was normal to hit on no more than 2 girls before getting it on. Demon probably hits on one chick and gets her friend on it too.

broncocalijohn
06-18-2010, 06:55 PM
I remember those days, boobs and drinking, parties.

Ah to be young and horny.

had to fix it for you. For some reason, you put in love in there. Love has no place for Demon's thread.

broncosteven
06-18-2010, 08:23 PM
DemonE, Do you think Ke$ha wrote that "Dinosaur" about me? I hit on these 2 skanks who were my # 9 and 10 of the night and they looked about 35 after hitting the booze hard all weekend and snorting coke off the vomit on the mens room floor in the penthouse of the Chicago Conrad Hilton.

I did have a CAT scan a couple of days before that and may have mentioned it when hitting on 8 of 10 that night....

Of course she could have composed "Your love is my drug" about me also because I was playing a Roland TR-808 that I won on an Ebay Auction by watching the auction for the full 7 day's then swooping in with a last second bid while these 2 other idiots spent the whole week outbidding each other. One of the ebay bidders were so mad at me that they sent my ebay account some threats so I had to have ebay shut them down and they can't buy any 808's any more. BTW the 808 was a POS the bass pad didn't work anymore and the Clap pad had actual live gonorrhea bacteria on it.

So do you think Ke$ha is hot and worth all the trouble or should I move on?

✡✡ JOSHUA ✡✡
06-19-2010, 02:03 AM
I want to get slimed with a white trash trucker stop kitchen waitress that eats chicken fried steak for breakfast.

broncocalijohn
06-19-2010, 02:07 AM
broncosteven, worthless without pics!

cutthemdown
06-19-2010, 02:12 AM
I remember those days, boobs and drinking, parties.

Ah to be young and in love.

Don't let Adam fool you guys. He roll to my gigs with like 3-4 hot young ladies. Then he orders a bottle of jack and downs the thing in one chug, hits the dance floor, and then finishes up by knocking the dust off some poor dudes old lady.

Then by 2nd set he's gone like a phantom.

Los Broncos
06-20-2010, 02:09 AM
had to fix it for you. For some reason, you put in love in there. Love has no place for Demon's thread.

Yeah that's what I meant.

Los Broncos
06-20-2010, 02:10 AM
Don't let Adam fool you guys. He roll to my gigs with like 3-4 hot young ladies. Then he orders a bottle of jack and downs the thing in one chug, hits the dance floor, and then finishes up by knocking the dust off some poor dudes old lady.

Then by 2nd set he's gone like a phantom.

:giggle: you forgot the guys I ****ed up in the parking lot before I left.

cutthemdown
06-20-2010, 03:03 AM
:giggle: you forgot the guys I ****ed up in the parking lot before I left.

Are you going to come out to watch when Spider comes to fight me?

Jason in LA
06-20-2010, 02:06 PM
Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

I've heard a couple versions of that one. As you're having sex with the woman have all your friends burst into the room and cheer you on. Or, if it's a girlfriend who you want to dump, tell her that it's over while in that position.

Tombstone RJ
06-20-2010, 02:17 PM
Hey it's demonpenz How's your game? Your game weak? Ok remember it is a numbers game. Hit on every girl ever, but have a good time. Here is a line to try out for you this summer...


Hey my buddy Demonpenz says you can learn alot about a woman from what she eats for breakfest.... Do you prefer Pop Tarts Or toaster struedels?

that's a great line, the g's really dig that... if they say pop tart, you know they are really young, probably too young, probably way too young for me... but if they put a toaster in there, then yah, I'm down with that...

Los Broncos
06-21-2010, 01:03 AM
Are you going to come out to watch when Spider comes to fight me?

I'll be there man :spit: