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epicSocialism4tw
06-10-2010, 05:00 PM
http://www.sneakerobsession.com/1848/obama-custom-air-force-one-sneakers/

:rofl:

If Jordans put "air" into your bounce, these will make you shoot like a white dude.

Vegas_Bronco
06-10-2010, 05:28 PM
Wow - are they making these into medical shoes too? That would be a huge hit.

OABB
06-10-2010, 11:20 PM
I bought these for my son and returned them the next day. His team was down thirty points when he came in off the bench and after hitting two quick threes, his teamates said he was costing them the game. He than stole the ball and hit anoher three and all the players said " great, 21 points in the hole" and his coach took him out. he was devastated. I don't recommend these. Now he is wathcing ghostbusters and I fear it may be over for him.

ZONA
06-11-2010, 01:31 AM
I don't know, these Palin "wolf fur" boots look pretty damn cool too. :rofl:


http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fordfurbt2.jpg

Taco John
06-11-2010, 01:37 AM
Is that an oil drenched dolphin corpse on the toe?

ZONA
06-11-2010, 01:43 AM
Is that an oil drenched dolphin corpse on the toe?

No, that would be the BP shoes.

Mk69
06-11-2010, 05:49 AM
I bought these for my son and returned them the next day. His team was down thirty points when he came in off the bench and after hitting two quick threes, his teamates said he was costing them the game. He than stole the ball and hit anoher three and all the players said " great, 21 points in the hole" and his coach took him out. he was devastated. I don't recommend these. Now he is wathcing ghostbusters and I fear it may be over for him.

Nice try, but if he was truly wearing these he'd have bowed to the opposing team then proceeded to hand them the ball every time he touched it just to be "fair".

DHallblows
06-11-2010, 06:51 AM
Nice try, but if he was truly wearing these he'd have bowed to the opposing team then proceeded to hand them the ball every time he touched it just to be "fair".

Man, it's too bad you don't post more...
Uhh

bronco militia
06-11-2010, 06:54 AM
Nice try, but if he was truly wearing these he'd have bowed to the opposing team then proceeded to hand them the ball every time he touched it just to be "fair".

bwhahahah......I guess this makes me a racist

Ha!

DBruleU
06-11-2010, 06:55 AM
Nice try, but if he was truly wearing these he'd have bowed to the opposing team then proceeded to hand them the ball every time he touched it just to be "fair".

haha post more dude!

Arkie
06-11-2010, 10:43 AM
I bought these for my son and returned them the next day. His team was down thirty points when he came in off the bench and after hitting two quick threes, his teamates said he was costing them the game. He than stole the ball and hit anoher three and all the players said " great, 21 points in the hole" and his coach took him out. he was devastated. I don't recommend these. Now he is wathcing ghostbusters and I fear it may be over for him.

That's because those threes were launched at the wrong goal! Are you implying that Obama came in and reduced our debt by a third? Air Obamas (and all Republocrat shoes) really make you hit threes in the wrong basket. Get him a pair of Ron Paul shoes, and he will actually reduce the deficit.

http://rlv.zcache.com/ron_paul_revolution_keds_shoes-p167330392219283969uabi_400.jpg

OABB
06-11-2010, 11:15 AM
Nice try, but if he was truly wearing these he'd have bowed to the opposing team then proceeded to hand them the ball every time he touched it just to be "fair".

He would never give the ball to the opposing team. I think you are referring to the time when he asked his coach to stop drinking all of the gatorade so that his teammates could get hydrated? I was very proud of him. The coach got all mad and said "Well I'm the coach and I'm much bigger and stronger than you so I deserve all the gatorade and I don't care what your mommies say about it."

And than my son said. "Why not just drink enough to hydrate yourself, hell even stick a little in your fanny pack, but our team, you know the guys doing all the actual labor out here can use some too. In fact a fully hydrated team can take us all the way to the championship. You see a strong team on the same page is what is required to win."

Than the coach called him a commie socialist pig and started to spread rumors that my son was a thief and was going to take everyone's gatorade away.

He even got some other coaches to form a party called "gatorade accumulation inc." or GAI. They call themselves "gais" and gather in parks and talk about the gatorade rapture and some of them yell for my sons head.

It's all very scary. Like I said I don't recommend these shoes.

Mk69
06-11-2010, 03:27 PM
He would never give the ball to the opposing team. I think you are referring to the time when he asked his coach to stop drinking all of the gatorade so that his teammates could get hydrated? I was very proud of him. The coach got all mad and said "Well I'm the coach and I'm much bigger and stronger than you so I deserve all the gatorade and I don't care what your mommies say about it."

And than my son said. "Why not just drink enough to hydrate yourself, hell even stick a little in your fanny pack, but our team, you know the guys doing all the actual labor out here can use some too. In fact a fully hydrated team can take us all the way to the championship. You see a strong team on the same page is what is required to win."

Than the coach called him a commie socialist pig and started to spread rumors that my son was a thief and was going to take everyone's gatorade away.

He even got some other coaches to form a party called "gatorade accumulation inc." or GAI. They call themselves "gais" and gather in parks and talk about the gatorade rapture and some of them yell for my sons head.

It's all very scary. Like I said I don't recommend these shoes.

You forgot to mention that the coach had to buy his own Gatorade & the players had blown their Gatorade money on beer the night before.

OABB
06-11-2010, 03:45 PM
You forgot to mention that the coach had to buy his own Gatorade & the players had blown their Gatorade money on beer the night before.

Actually the kids gatorade comes from it " trickling down" from the coaches. You see, some people think that if you give the coaches all the gatorade they will distribute it in the best way. What my son found out is that most coaches hoard it and than make up stories about the kids being stupid and lazy in order to cover up the Theft.

What do I know. Just don't buy the shoes is all I can say. They are a lightning rod against morons.

Kaylore
06-11-2010, 03:52 PM
Ah, offseason in June. We're more than half way done!

OABB
06-11-2010, 04:23 PM
Ah, offseason in June. We're more than half way done!


Lol. Hey, fighting helps pass time. It's better than a gardening thread, no?

Archer81
06-11-2010, 05:54 PM
Actually the kids gatorade comes from it " trickling down" from the coaches. You see, some people think that if you give the coaches all the gatorade they will distribute it in the best way. What my son found out is that most coaches hoard it and than make up stories about the kids being stupid and lazy in order to cover up the Theft.

What do I know. Just don't buy the shoes is all I can say. They are a lightning rod against morons.


Well...we could always take gatorade from some kids and give it to the kids who ride the bench and contribute nothing to the team. To be fair and all that.


:Broncos:

OABB
06-11-2010, 09:29 PM
Well...we could always take gatorade from some kids and give it to the kids who ride the bench and contribute nothing to the team. To be fair and all that.


:Broncos:

Nah, if they aren't good at basketball than they should die of thirst. What kind of wuss cares about people that aren't good at basketball? Are you a commie liberal socialist?

Archer81
06-11-2010, 10:19 PM
Nah, if they aren't good at basketball than they should die of thirst. What kind of wuss cares about people that aren't good at basketball? Are you a commie liberal socialist?


Commie liberal socialist is a little redundant.


:Broncos: