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Ugly Duck
06-10-2010, 03:37 PM
OK guys... if you have a friend that's a woman, or work with one - you better start suckling her breasts real soon! From the LA Times:

"A Saudi cleric finds himself in the hot seat after issuing a decree permitting unrelated women and men mingle so long as the guy drinks the woman's breast milk.

Egyptian scholar Izzat Attiyah caused a stir and raised many eyebrows when he issued a 2007 Islamic ruling urging women to breastfeed their male colleagues to avoid illicit mixing between men and women at work. The act, the scholar argued, would establish a symbolic maternal bond between the men and women and would inhibit any sexual relations.

Obeikan's decree perhaps tries to be a bit less scandalous. It suggests that the women pump breast milk so that men can drink it out of a glass instead of suckling from the women's breasts.

But then another prominent cleric, Sheik Abi Ishaq Huwaini, quickly weighed in, insisting that, in fact, men need to suckle in order to make the relationship permissible under Islam."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/baby...ic-mixing.html

Los Broncos
06-10-2010, 03:39 PM
If I can get some chocolate milk then I'm down.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-10-2010, 03:49 PM
Well it's about time.

crush17
06-10-2010, 03:50 PM
Sign me up to work for that guy! lol

Vegas_Bronco
06-10-2010, 04:03 PM
So, it's official, we're experiencing the cultural ramifications of global porn. Not good for the ladies...digressing and having been used in 'human resources' since the days of cavemen.

gunns
06-10-2010, 04:09 PM
I'll kill ya.

Ugly Duck
06-10-2010, 04:15 PM
I'll kill ya.

Actually... we might all have to suckle your breasts, although i'm uncertain if this applies to on-line acquaintances as well...

chadta
06-10-2010, 04:45 PM
arent these the same guys that said its ok to rape your wife every 4 days cuz a guy has needs?

tsiguy96
06-10-2010, 04:49 PM
its like they pass laws under the disguise of religion just to make it acceptable to do and believe wahtever they want.

baja
06-10-2010, 04:52 PM
So what do men suck on when they want to bond.

baja
06-10-2010, 04:54 PM
its like they pass laws under the disguise of religion just to make it acceptable to do and believe wahtever they want.

That's unique?

Isn't that one definition of religion.

gunns
06-10-2010, 06:23 PM
Actually... we might all have to suckle your breasts, although i'm uncertain if this applies to on-line acquaintances as well...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Yes, I did.

OABB
06-10-2010, 06:24 PM
arent these the same guys that said its ok to rape your wife every 4 days cuz a guy has needs?

Is this a bad thing?

gunns
06-10-2010, 06:26 PM
Is this a bad thing?

Only if your wife is Lorena Bobbitt.

OABB
06-10-2010, 07:02 PM
Only if your wife is Lorena Bobbitt.

lol

my rep tells me you saw my other post...I wasn't ready for another ban.

Ugly Duck
06-10-2010, 07:06 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Yes, I did.

If you've just tainted the flavor, there gonna be an awful lotta peaved off Maners...

listopencil
06-10-2010, 10:16 PM
I'll kill ya.

I'm converting right now.

Spider
06-12-2010, 01:34 PM
I'll kill ya.

well there goes that plan :kiss:;)

watermock
06-12-2010, 02:46 PM
Just shows how ****ed islam is.

Bronco Yoda
06-13-2010, 01:56 PM
I'm thinking that Islam finally got something right here. :)