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Mogulseeker
05-23-2010, 10:28 PM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

http://venuist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim-tebow-girl.jpg

Mogulseeker
05-23-2010, 10:31 PM
He's like Samson, only with sperm instead of hair... once he loses it, he loses his superpowers.

Dagmar
05-23-2010, 10:31 PM
That isn't nor ever was his girlfriend.

RhymesayersDU
05-23-2010, 10:31 PM
Posting in potentially epic thread.

Archer81
05-23-2010, 10:31 PM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

http://venuist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim-tebow-girl.jpg


They are that way naturally.

Its entirely possible the dude has been laid before.

:Broncos:

SoCalBronco
05-23-2010, 10:32 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NYx0tBIfJfF31M:http://www.ottawahondaclub.com/forum/Smileys/ohc/facepalm.gif

Quoydogs
05-23-2010, 10:38 PM
He better be careful those things could do some real damage. :thumbsup:

BroncoBuff
05-23-2010, 10:57 PM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

http://venuist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim-tebow-girl.jpg

LOL ... I've seen that kinda thing ruin a man, burn him straight to the ground.




And, errr ... speaking of grapefruits, what kind of low-hanging fruit is that?!

strafen
05-23-2010, 11:08 PM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

http://venuist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim-tebow-girl.jpg

Yeah, he could start being late for team meetings :rofl:

OBF1
05-23-2010, 11:15 PM
We need this kind of crap why??? Smurf, grow up bro

Archer81
05-23-2010, 11:16 PM
I believe alcohol was involved for the conception, gestation and birthing of this thread.


:Broncos:

Killericon
05-23-2010, 11:34 PM
http://ants.planet.ee/trap/i%20like%20where%20this%20thread%20is%20going.jpg

Los Broncos
05-23-2010, 11:52 PM
I have a hard time believing he's a virgin, I mean look at that rack, I wouldn't be able to take it.

Archer81
05-23-2010, 11:53 PM
I have a hard time believing he's a virgin, I mean look at that rack, I wouldn't be able to take it.


His eyes are forward at the camera. Not down. This underscores the awesomeness that is Tebow.

Also adds circumstantial evidence to my Tebow is Gay-o theory.


:Broncos:

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 12:56 AM
His eyes are forward at the camera. Not down. This underscores the awesomeness that is Tebow.

Also adds circumstantial evidence to my Tebow is Gay-o theory.


:Broncos:

Tebow is not gay.

http://billdunlap.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/god-hates-fags1.jpg

bronco610
05-24-2010, 01:20 AM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

http://venuist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim-tebow-girl.jpg

I have decided fhat I will take the bullet for the greatness that is Tebow and sleep with this young lady so that his power may live on !!!

UberBroncoMan
05-24-2010, 05:39 AM
That isn't nor ever was his girlfriend.

She milked that picture though and got onto Playboy.

Meet Erin Drewes.

http://brahsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/erin-drewes-6-199x300.jpg

Yes... she's painted with a Florida Tebow jersey.

Hogan11
05-24-2010, 06:40 AM
Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

He's probably Nocturnal Emission Man, ruining a pair of shorts each night

bowtown
05-24-2010, 07:12 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-rabbit-eats-thread.jpg

Crushaholic
05-24-2010, 07:57 AM
And, errr ... speaking of grapefruits, what kind of low-hanging fruit is that?!

Those melons are the only saving grace (no pun intended) of this thread...:sunshine:

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 08:34 AM
It's totally not related to this thread. It really isn't, but has anyone ever drank bong water before? What are the effects?

for real?

Archer81
05-24-2010, 08:58 AM
Tebow is not gay.


How do you know?


:Broncos:

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 09:04 AM
How do you know?


:Broncos:

See, this is how are society works. Just because Tebow isn't banging every bimbo in Florida does not mean he is a closet gay.

I went for about 3 years without a girlfriend once and my brother's ex-wife started telling my brother I was gay and just in the closet. Whatever...

Los Broncos
05-24-2010, 09:05 AM
See, this is how are society works. Just because Tebow isn't banging every bimbo in Florida does not mean he is a closet gay.

I went for about 3 years without a girlfriend once and my brother's ex-wife started telling my brother I was gay and just in the closet. Whatever...

You sound pretty gay there.

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 09:07 AM
You sound pretty gay there.

Thems were slim times for me brah...

Archer81
05-24-2010, 09:09 AM
See, this is how are society works. Just because Tebow isn't banging every bimbo in Florida does not mean he is a closet gay.

I went for about 3 years without a girlfriend once and my brother's ex-wife started telling my brother I was gay and just in the closet. Whatever...


There is alot of bimbos in Florida. But I am sure they are nice bimbos.

And the ex-sister in law sounds like a nice lady...


:Broncos:

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 09:16 AM
There is alot of bimbos in Florida. But I am sure they are nice bimbos.

And the ex-sister in law sounds like a nice lady...


:Broncos:

that hurts... :nutkick

Archer81
05-24-2010, 09:18 AM
that hurts... :nutkick


For you or your brother?


:Broncos:

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 09:25 AM
For you or your brother?


:Broncos:

I'm gonna have to go with ME. :injured:

Archer81
05-24-2010, 09:26 AM
I'm gonna have to go with ME. :injured:


So she thought you were gay because you did not have a GF at all during a three year stretch? But she knows at one point you did have a gf?

Has Tebow ever had a GF?


:Broncos:

Miss I.
05-24-2010, 09:31 AM
so does this lack of dating thing mean a lot of women are gay too? I don't quite grasp this theory. I lived in KC for a year for instance and all I met were KC fans, so was I supposed to date them? Just saying. ;D

Archer81
05-24-2010, 09:34 AM
so does this lack of dating thing mean a lot of women are gay too? I don't quite grasp this theory. I lived in KC for a year for instance and all I met were KC fans, so was I supposed to date them? Just saying. ;D


I dated women in HS. So clearly dating a member of the opposite sex does not mean you are not gay.

Its a theory, and as said in one of my posts, based on purely circumstantial evidence. And wishful thinking.

:Broncos:

Miss I.
05-24-2010, 09:39 AM
I dated women in HS. So clearly dating a member of the opposite sex does not mean you are not gay.

Its a theory, and as said in one of my posts, based on purely circumstantial evidence. And wishful thinking.

:Broncos:

true, I had this friend in college who made out with some girl on my couch at a party once and I also saw some very uh frisky pics of him and some other girl once and yet about 2 years after college he came out. God, he was beautiful, I had such a crush on him, but alas twas not to be.

Los Broncos
05-24-2010, 09:55 AM
With all that poon running around it would be pretty hard to hold back.

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 04:41 PM
Any positive rep for this thread?

It's an idea worth investigating.

Tombstone RJ
05-24-2010, 04:51 PM
so does this lack of dating thing mean a lot of women are gay too? I don't quite grasp this theory. I lived in KC for a year for instance and all I met were KC fans, so was I supposed to date them? Just saying. ;D

It's different for the ladies. Ladies can "choose" not to date. For us guys it's a little different. We always want some. Always. But finding a girlfriend can be challenging. For me, it was a stretch of time where I had just broken up with a long time g-friend and I was living in Denver, trying to get my career going somewhat. I did have a girl who liked me, but I didn't like her. I liked this other girl who didn't like me (go figure). But, I did get some action from a girl I partied with on a house boat on lake Powell, so that was nice...

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 07:33 PM
It's different for the ladies. Ladies can "choose" not to date. For us guys it's a little different. We always want some. Always. But finding a girlfriend can be challenging. For me, it was a stretch of time where I had just broken up with a long time g-friend and I was living in Denver, trying to get my career going somewhat. I did have a girl who liked me, but I didn't like her. I liked this other girl who didn't like me (go figure). But, I did get some action from a girl I partied with on a house boat on lake Powell, so that was nice...

I went through a dry spell November 2006 - August 2008. It sucked.

You read that right. I didn't get laid in 2007 and most of 2008.

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 10:17 PM
http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blogmedia/2008/12/tebow.jpg

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 10:23 PM
http://footballnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gators-tim-tebow-and-new-girlfriend.jpg

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 10:26 PM
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tebow2no9.jpg?w=450&h=599

Mogulseeker
05-24-2010, 10:27 PM
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tim_tebow_bikini_girl_pool_5c253.jpg?w=450&h=550

Tombstone RJ
05-25-2010, 08:13 AM
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tebow2no9.jpg?w=450&h=599

Is Tebow partying with guys drinking Natty Light? LOL

hambone13
05-25-2010, 08:17 AM
You sound pretty gay there.

:strong:ROFL!ROFL!

I was thinking I would type the same thing after I read through the initial postings.

hambone13
05-25-2010, 08:22 AM
Those guns are just flat out ridonk-u-lous. I'm pretty sure he at least had sex with them. I'm thinking those are his god-parents once he has a kid. He could technically still be a virgin and not gay.

lostknight
05-25-2010, 08:52 AM
Tebow does have a amazing habit of having stupidly gorgeous women around him. But I will say, it at least beats Greg Olsen.

Kaylore
05-25-2010, 09:15 AM
http://footballnetwork.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gators-tim-tebow-and-new-girlfriend.jpg

So hot.:thumbsup:

peacepipe
05-25-2010, 09:31 AM
That isn't nor ever was his girlfriend.It's as good a excuse as any to post that picture.

Flex Gunmetal
05-25-2010, 10:05 AM
He's not a virgin.

oubronco
05-25-2010, 10:50 AM
If he's not hitting any of those hotties he has to be gay

Mogulseeker
05-25-2010, 09:05 PM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs539.snc3/30555_127024433979413_126726550675868_337303_60613 24_n.jpg

strafen
05-25-2010, 11:04 PM
If he's not hitting any of those hotties he has to be gay

Oh, I'm sure he's hitting it, man.
He doesn't even have to work for it either. That's got to be rough, huh? ;)

Hogan11
05-26-2010, 06:40 AM
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs539.snc3/30555_127024433979413_126726550675868_337303_60613 24_n.jpg

That is the most sickening image I've seen in a very long time :thumbsdow