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newsanchor
05-22-2010, 03:53 PM
I'm the reporter and anchor of the new MMA prediction show MMA Inside Scoop.
http://www.facebook.com/MMAInsideScoop


It is the MMA prediction show that stands is MOUNTAIN TALL above the jackass amateurs and their MMA prediction shows: they sit in front of their computers and talk into the webcams, they take longer than five minutes, they broadcast from their mama's basement, and they broadcast in their underwear. Take a look at these examples

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gxw8_Epbrg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGaYNqsDsYg

http://www.spike.com/video/ufc-114-rampage-vs/3393533


How my MMA prediction show is MOUNTAIN TALL above the amateurs:

1) I'm the man on the street asking quick questions to MMA fans who they are going for in the fights and main events, even the upcoming UFC 114 and its main event (Memorial Day weekend May 29).

2) We do live on-location shoots, and each location reflects the showdowns on the menu for one event, including five fights for the UFC 114.

3) It does not take longer than five minutes, so you can get an accurate prediction, and get on with your day

4) I come to your computer on-location, and I''m wearing a tie and suit jacket for a more professional-looking approach.

5) I'm a journalism student in college, and I'm putting everything I learned in each class to work for you the MMA fan - doing research and writng scripts; and I'm teamworking with the producers (Jake Clark and Nader Magribi) in writing, researching and producing.


Altogether, you are guaranteed a professional, high-quality and accurate MMA prediction; so you (the busy MMA fan) can get on with your day, with going down to the bookie added to the to-do list for the day.

DenverBound
05-22-2010, 04:17 PM
High Five.

DenverBound
05-22-2010, 04:23 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs276.snc3/27954_100630263316309_100001080063625_2944_926918_ n.jpg

newsanchor
05-22-2010, 04:28 PM
The man balling the fist and point the finger is me, Brian "Scoop" Nemeth (left), you anchor for the off-the-beaten-path MMA prediction show.

Nader Magribi (middle) and Jake Clark (right) are who I co-produce, co-write and co-edit the show with.

This place on-location, and me in a business suit, means we mean business, so you amateur MMA predictors better look out!!!!

Dagmar
05-22-2010, 04:35 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2i8x1uc.gif

The Joker
05-22-2010, 04:41 PM
*Files nails*

Paladin
05-22-2010, 04:47 PM
*pow*!!!! *bam*!!!!!! *thunk*!!!!!! *whap*!!!!!

Take that.

We just wanna do some mother******* predictions!!!!!!

newsanchor
05-22-2010, 04:53 PM
If you do any more of your predictions that are longer than five minutes, broadcast from yo mamma's basement in your underwear, and talk useless predictions...

Jake, Nader and I will open a can of whoop a$$ on you (the competing MMA prediction show)

DenverBound
05-22-2010, 07:10 PM
If you do any more of your predictions that are longer than five minutes, broadcast from yo mamma's basement in your underwear, and talk useless predictions...

Jake, Nader and I will open a can of whoop a$$ on you (the competing MMA prediction show)

You need help.

OABB
05-22-2010, 08:45 PM
Someone turn off this spigot of douche.

Tombstone RJ
05-22-2010, 08:50 PM
I'm the reporter and anchor of the new MMA prediction show MMA Inside Scoop.
http://www.facebook.com/MMAInsideScoop


It is the MMA prediction show that stands is MOUNTAIN TALL above the jackass amateurs and their MMA prediction shows: they sit in front of their computers and talk into the webcams, they take longer than five minutes, they broadcast from their mama's basement, and they broadcast in their underwear. Take a look at these examples

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gxw8_Epbrg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGaYNqsDsYg

http://www.spike.com/video/ufc-114-rampage-vs/3393533


How my MMA prediction show is MOUNTAIN TALL above the amateurs:

1) I'm the man on the street asking quick questions to MMA fans who they are going for in the fights and main events, even the upcoming UFC 114 and its main event (Memorial Day weekend May 29).

2) We do live on-location shoots, and each location reflects the showdowns on the menu for one event, including five fights for the UFC 114.

3) It does not take longer than five minutes, so you can get an accurate prediction, and get on with your day

4) I come to your computer on-location, and I''m wearing a tie and suit jacket for a more professional-looking approach.

5) I'm a journalism student in college, and I'm putting everything I learned in each class to work for you the MMA fan - doing research and writng scripts; and I'm teamworking with the producers (Jake Clark and Nader Magribi) in writing, researching and producing.


Altogether, you are guaranteed a professional, high-quality and accurate MMA prediction; so you (the busy MMA fan) can get on with your day, with going down to the bookie added to the to-do list for the day.

omg, I actually like newsanchor... not because he's good at what he says he wants to do, but because he's trying so hard to be something...

newsanchor
05-22-2010, 08:51 PM
omg, I actually like newsanchor... not because he's good at what he says he wants to do, but because he's trying so hard to be something...

I'm gonna give you props on that one!!!

THANK YOU

Tombstone RJ
05-22-2010, 08:52 PM
am I wrong here... dude is seriously dislodged from reality as we all know it... um, yah...

newsanchor
05-22-2010, 09:14 PM
The First Episode is coming your way Monday, days before the UFC 114 event (Saturday, May 29).

What you're seeing is me hitting the streets getting some interviews with MMA fans, and shooting the video for the show.

This is proof that you're gonna get the most quality prediction show from me, not from those amateurs in their undies taking in front of a webcam.

Tombstone RJ
05-22-2010, 09:16 PM
please, keep going... it just keeps getting better...

Cmac821
05-22-2010, 10:48 PM
Those pictures have me in stitches

OABB
05-23-2010, 09:27 AM
I slept on it, this is definitley a joke. Awesome job newsanchor. That fro and sportsjacket is brilliant.

gunns
05-23-2010, 09:36 AM
Good thing this is a joke, I was wondering how someone does an "accurate prediction"

newsanchor
05-24-2010, 08:47 AM
The very first episode talks about the fight card for UFC 114 (Saturday, May 28 on pay-per-view)

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Sir_Robin
05-24-2010, 09:19 AM
Someone turn off this spigot of douche.

I like it. A douche spigot is certainly worse than a douche bag.

hookemhess
05-24-2010, 09:34 AM
http://corymitchell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/isthisreallife1.jpg

OABB
05-24-2010, 11:26 AM
THe blackface is epic... I am a fan....I can't believe I got hoodwinked at first.

Beautiful.

Rabb
05-24-2010, 11:34 AM
idiot

shaunroach
05-24-2010, 11:46 AM
Howard Cosell had a baby with Buckwheat and Pee Wee Herman and I want more

OABB
05-24-2010, 12:13 PM
Howard Cosell had a baby with Buckwheat and Pee Wee Herman and I want more

I see screetch and carlton personally. But I like where you are going.

DHallblows
05-24-2010, 12:59 PM
Couple of things.
1. I didn't know there was more than one Rasta Pasta, I love the one up in Fort Collins!
2. I didn't think it was possible for a poster to go from my bottom 5 to my top 5 in a single YouTube video, but he pulled it off.
3. I'll give you Carlton, but I'd personally say this guy over Screetch:
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newsanchor
05-24-2010, 05:53 PM
Couple of things.
1. I didn't know there was more than one Rasta Pasta, I love the one up in Fort Collins!
2. I didn't think it was possible for a poster to go from my bottom 5 to my top 5 in a single YouTube video, but he pulled it off.
3. I'll give you Carlton, but I'd personally say this guy over Screetch:
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Are you referring to Carlton, played by Alfonso Ribiero (Will Smith's co-star) on the NBC 1990s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? If so, I'll take that as a compliment.

newsanchor
05-24-2010, 06:03 PM
ABA commissioner (David Koechner) to Flint Tropics owner/head coach/player Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell): I'm man enough to admit that I'm wrong; I didn't think you pull it off, but you did.

I'm having the exact same feeling about when I made this post before and after the release of the very first episode.

OABB
05-24-2010, 06:24 PM
Are you referring to Carlton, played by Alfonso Ribiero (Will Smith's co-star) on the NBC 1990s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? If so, I'll take that as a compliment.

Yes. I do, however, wonder what your position is on Screetch? I'm referring to the character played by Dustin Diamond on The 1990's Teen sensation "Saved by the Bell."?