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JCMElway
05-13-2010, 04:53 PM
OK, who wins, and how does it go down?

Archer81
05-13-2010, 04:54 PM
This is worthless without a poll.

But my money is on Oleg.


:Broncos:

Los Broncos
05-13-2010, 04:57 PM
All I know is that peanut butter will be used at some point.

Archer81
05-13-2010, 05:01 PM
Oleg and Mock manage to last nearly an hour before Oleg sees the ghost of Stalin and goes into a rage, using Beezer to club Mock over the head, ending an epic cagematch.


:Broncos:

JCMElway
05-13-2010, 05:02 PM
The poll is up!

24champ
05-13-2010, 05:03 PM
Match will take place in Myrtle Beach, SC.

dbfan4life
05-13-2010, 05:05 PM
Oleg. But it is close as Mock's incessant rabmling nearly causes Oleg to take himself out.

JCMElway
05-13-2010, 05:07 PM
Match lasts too long as Oleg repeatedly body slams mock, but doesn't finish him off as he keeps taking breaks to drink vodka and regale the crowd about how he saw a hermaphrodite woman with three penises in Akhtubinsk when he was in the Russian Navy. It is true. Oleg kids you never.

The match ends with Mock tapping out as Oleg sits on his chest, then applying the seldom seen molar nerve pinch. Oh, the story behind that particular move.....

Then Oleg celebrates by head butting the most interesting man in the world at the bar and parties all night with the UCF placard girls in his private hotel suite.

Kaylore
05-13-2010, 05:14 PM
Mock shows up drunk and passes out on the mat. Oleg probably has some quicks.

Oleg Gordievsky
05-13-2010, 05:26 PM
This is wacky dumbsky discussing. Oleg has no issuing with Mock person. Oleg believe him to be drunk, beasting sonofwhore. But who is Oleg to judge?

This is being said on the moreover. Hear Oleg now! Oleg present time is lover not fighter. But in past times, Oleg would put Mock eyes out and make sexing with sockets. This is not meaning to be graphic. It is simple fact. Oleg is killer, long time past.

Hear Oleg now! Believe Oleg never at own risking.

Dagmar
05-13-2010, 05:28 PM
Warning, I got two weeks for mock mocking...

Archer81
05-13-2010, 05:30 PM
This is wacky dumbsky discussing. Oleg has no issuing with Mock person. Oleg believe him to be drunk, beasting sonofwhore. But who is Oleg to judge?

This is being said on the moreover. Hear Oleg now! Oleg present time is lover not fighter. But in past times, Oleg would put Mock eyes out and make sexing with sockets. This is not meaning to be graphic. It is simple fact. Oleg is killer, long time past.

Hear Oleg now! Believe Oleg never at own risking.


Oleg,

You had me at sonofwhore.

:Broncos:

Oleg Gordievsky
05-13-2010, 05:31 PM
Warning, I got two weeks for mock mocking...

Mod person hating Scottish people. This is known fact.

Meck77
05-13-2010, 05:44 PM
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elsid13
05-13-2010, 05:45 PM
Match will take place in Myrtle Beach, SC.

And Ghostbusters will be playing in the background

Florida_Bronco
05-13-2010, 05:46 PM
Are we talking sober Mock or drunk Mock?

elsid13
05-13-2010, 05:47 PM
I just want to know when Oleg is taking Miss I out on town.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
05-13-2010, 05:47 PM
Okay, but what if the hurricane was called... Hurricane Ditka?

/is confused

//makes at least as much sense as a mockpost

elsid13
05-13-2010, 05:48 PM
Are we talking sober Mock or drunk Mock?

Or 100 mini Mocks