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baja
05-13-2010, 09:24 AM
http://www.hotbloggirls.com/images/busty_hot_girl_blonde.jpg



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=63375

Requiem
05-13-2010, 09:27 AM
Broncos Tebow blasts inside bar to blow chick.

Blart
05-13-2010, 09:28 AM
"And then he moves to Colorado where Focus on The Family is based out of Colorado Springs. Now we're going to have a bunch of Bible-belting fans being the crazy Christian right. You go to a Broncos game, there's going to be people praying instead of drinking.

I'm not a Tebow fan. I am a Broncos Fan. That's why I'm so sad we have Tebow."

Same thing I said the day after draft.

bowtown
05-13-2010, 09:28 AM
That article was not nearly as awesome as I had hoped. I feel misled.

bfoflcommish
05-13-2010, 09:29 AM
umm shes not a true Broncos fan if she likes manning! GTFO!

tsiguy96
05-13-2010, 09:30 AM
sounds like jhns. biased people are really, really hard to speak to. when someone has their mind made up already, crazy.

ps, how does a player who we gave up a 2nd 3rd and 4th (most of which was acquired in this draft by trading back) make him the biggest bust ever, more than ryan leaf, if it doesnt work? leaf required 2 first round picks among other things, and there fact of 3 picks for one player being the most since leaf is just plain false.

2KBack
05-13-2010, 09:31 AM
yeah, because Christians don't drink or anything

Pseudofool
05-13-2010, 09:32 AM
I feel like I could randomly go to any bar and find a hotter chick to say more damning things about Tebow. At least she was drunk.

Traveler
05-13-2010, 09:36 AM
umm shes not a true Broncos fan if she likes manning! GTFO!

she's not a hot chick either. looks like the bottom of my feet.

HEAV
05-13-2010, 09:44 AM
She's not hot and Vols fan/Manning knob slober.

bronco militia
05-13-2010, 09:46 AM
there were no christian broncos fans before tebow

RMT
05-13-2010, 09:49 AM
I agree with the blogger's final thoughts - Tebow's faith (moreso than his play) is what generates most of the criticism he is getting. That's sad. With expectations so low, it will be much easier for him to exceed them.

TheReverend
05-13-2010, 09:50 AM
That sure wasn't a waste of time.

scorpio
05-13-2010, 09:50 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/S-pNOa61-uI/AAAAAAAAEF8/GC7zunSA6LM/s320/kelly.jpg

Really?

baja
05-13-2010, 09:53 AM
That sure wasn't a waste of time.

Like posting here in off season isn't

Rohirrim
05-13-2010, 09:53 AM
she's not a hot chick either. looks like the bottom of my feet.

Hilarious!

ghwk
05-13-2010, 10:02 AM
Let's be clear, very very clear, SF has WAY hotter chicks than that one.

BigPlayShay
05-13-2010, 10:03 AM
When I want hardcore football analysis, I go straight to a bar and find a slightly tipsy, horse-faced chick to give me the lowdown.

Kaylore
05-13-2010, 10:04 AM
She's not hot and Vols fan/Manning knob slober.

Exactly. This should be titled "bitter Vols fan rants about Tebow."

Who cares? And this idea that only Pagans and Jews have been going to games until this year is similarly hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the idea that Christians don't drink. What a waste of time.

SonOfLe-loLang
05-13-2010, 10:09 AM
Exactly. This should be titled "bitter Vols fan rants about Tebow."

Who cares? And this idea that only Pagans and Jews have been going to games until this year is similarly hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the idea that Christians don't drink. What a waste of time.

I'd root for a team only supported by Pagans and Jews...thats an interesting crowd!

The last bronco game I was at in mile high, i was shushed by some old dudes for saying the word ****. I'd say the moral christian is in full force at Broncos games

montrose
05-13-2010, 10:10 AM
She couldn't be more right, cut him now Xanders.

Zoobie
05-13-2010, 10:14 AM
Okay let's be honest, that chick is not hot.

Man-Goblin
05-13-2010, 10:18 AM
I believe the term hate**** was coined with chicks like her in mind.

baja
05-13-2010, 10:22 AM
Exactly. This should be titled "bitter Vols fan rants about Tebow."

Who cares? And this idea that only Pagans and Jews have been going to games until this year is similarly hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the idea that Christians don't drink. What a waste of time.

Dude being here at all this time of year is a waste of time.

I could be in Utah deflowering hot Mormon chicks in hot springs.

RaiderH8r
05-13-2010, 10:57 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/S-pNOa61-uI/AAAAAAAAEF8/GC7zunSA6LM/s320/kelly.jpg

Really?

http://strategerie.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/roethlisberger1.jpg

Hi, I'm Ben Roethlisberger, quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers and world renown ladies man extraordinaire. I've been through my share of mid-range trim and I'm here to tell you that I wouldn't waste the Jaegermeister and time in the crapper to even attempt to rape that wasteoid cumdumpster of a chick. I guarantee I wouldn't f her with a stolen pecker and Ro pushing.

http://notallbits.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/the_more_you_know2.jpg

Cool Breeze
05-13-2010, 10:58 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/S-pNOa61-uI/AAAAAAAAEF8/GC7zunSA6LM/s320/kelly.jpg

Really?


Hey she really slimmed down!

http://www.indiannews1.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/a5cd4213d7Video.jpg.jpg

Los Broncos
05-13-2010, 10:59 AM
I wouldn't say hot, maybe cute, but not hot.

broncocalijohn
05-13-2010, 11:20 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PlJTNgrwPpY/S-pNOa61-uI/AAAAAAAAEF8/GC7zunSA6LM/s320/kelly.jpg

Really?

Shouldnt she be hiring the next dude to take out a future ice skating star? That chick would only find my bed if it is 2am and I would be horribly drunk.

Obushma
05-13-2010, 11:22 AM
Shes got more butter then Adam Carolla.

The Joker
05-13-2010, 11:30 AM
That picture is pretty bad, she is quite hot if you look at the video. Not supermodel hot or anything but I would happily stick it in her if given the chance.

She does seem a bit of a retard though, so chit-chat afterward would have to be kept minimal to make the overall experience worthwhile.

Mountain Bronco
05-13-2010, 11:30 AM
Best part of that was the Tebow v. Berry clips. Really, Eric, that was the hardest hit you have ever laid on anyone. Looks like you got rocket by a QB there safety!

baja
05-13-2010, 11:31 AM
I would not trust those teeth on any body part that that could be chomped down on.

Popps
05-13-2010, 11:31 AM
[ ] hot
[x] chick
[x] in bar

ColoradoDarin
05-13-2010, 11:32 AM
Stupid drunk non Broncos fan doesn't even know that we have 4, count 'em FOUR quarterbacks on our team. I mean, if you are going to get a basic fact wrong, you're 1) not a diehard fan and 2) have no business opining on the Broncos.

Steve Sewell
05-13-2010, 12:59 PM
First of all, she is average at best.

Secondly, her comments on how Broncos games will be prayer services b/c of Focus on the Family are absurd. Colorado Springs is like a different country compared to Denver.

Title of the blog should have been "Ignorant Comments Made by Average Looking Chick at Bar".

bowtown
05-13-2010, 01:32 PM
Where I come from getting blasted by a chick means something totally different.

boppool
05-13-2010, 01:34 PM
Wow.. So let me get this.
She hates Tebow because:

She's from Tennessee
Tebow's too much of a leader
He's also a Christian, so he'll make people praying at a Broncos game

Not sure if she's hot or anything, but she's making some very convincing points. (sarcasm)

Peoples Champ
05-13-2010, 01:43 PM
that was hilarious, she has no idea what she is talking about

Peoples Champ
05-13-2010, 01:44 PM
Hey she really slimmed down!

http://www.indiannews1.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/a5cd4213d7Video.jpg.jpg


no way, is that really her?

Hamrob
05-13-2010, 02:25 PM
Is that Tanya Harding or what?

Who cares what people think. All that matters is what happens on Sunday(s)!

OABB
05-13-2010, 02:28 PM
26580

Beantown Bronco
05-13-2010, 02:31 PM
no way, is that really her?

Yup, rumor has it that she started hanging out with baja's friend and living off of a pure sunlight diet.

OABB
05-13-2010, 02:32 PM
Yup, rumor has it that she started hanging out with baja's friend and living off of a pure sunlight diet.

she is having the best sex of her life, however.

baja
05-13-2010, 02:33 PM
Yup, rumor has it that she started hanging out with baja's friend and living off of a pure sunlight diet.

That will do it.;D






Well that and wheat grass enemas...

Hercules Rockefeller
05-13-2010, 02:39 PM
What a terrible blog posting, it borders on Josina bad.

Gotta love that the author believes everyone thinks like they do in San Francisco and that Tebow is hated because he's a devout Christian.

and here is why The Bleacher Report should never, ever be posted anywhere because it's just written by Average Joe moron fan:


Bleacher Report states:
Remember that the Broncos traded three draft picks for Tebow; the most for one player in the NFL Draft since Ryan Leaf.


Meaning that, if Tebow turns into a bust, Tebow will be a shoo-in to surpass Leaf. The heat is now on Tebow.


Really? No one has ever given up 3 picks for a draft pick since Leaf? Leaf's trade also included 2 1sts, a current and future.

Other 3 pick trades that I was able to think of in about a minute:

Philadelphia traded the Broncos 3 picks in this very ****ing draft to move up

The Jets giving up 2 1sts and a mid-round pick to draft Dwayne Robertson

The Bills giving up a 2nd, a mid-round pick, and a future 1st to draft JP Losman

The Texans gave up a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th, to get back in the 1st and draft Jason Babin

and the Rams moved up from #6 to #1 to draft Orlando Pace, probably gave up 3 picks there

Sans the Texans trade, every other deal in that list gave up more value than the Broncos did in their trades.

And then to say that Tebow, if he busts, would surpass Leaf just shows how completely uninformed these people are.

Killericon
05-13-2010, 02:52 PM
Bleacher Report states: Remember that the Broncos traded three draft picks for Tebow; the most for one player in the NFL Draft since Ryan Leaf.
Meaning that, if Tebow turns into a bust, Tebow will be a shoo-in to surpass Leaf. The heat is now on Tebow.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=63375#ixzz0nqRpBvm8



What a mother****ing joke.

Taco John
05-13-2010, 02:56 PM
Seriously. That made it on SF Gate?

bronco militia
05-13-2010, 03:09 PM
http://www.hotbloggirls.com/images/busty_hot_girl_blonde.jpg



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=63375

what's with the photo, baja? that's not the same girl in the video

55CrushEm
05-13-2010, 03:12 PM
She's definitely not hot. Big nostrils. Looks like Tanya Harding.

Whore.





Buy a vowel.

Rohirrim
05-13-2010, 03:48 PM
Do people still say "chick?"

Dr. Broncenstein
05-13-2010, 03:52 PM
The goggles... they do nothing.

DomCasual
05-13-2010, 03:56 PM
That woman has no upper lip.

When she laughs, it looks like a sneer. It's scary.

Archer81
05-13-2010, 03:58 PM
Best way to shut these ****ing morons up is to 1. become the starter and 2. take the team to a championship and win it.

Until then we are going to get these stupid rants from drunken bar sluts.

:Broncos:

Kaylore
05-13-2010, 04:01 PM
Best way to shut these ****ing morons up is to 1. become the starter and 2. take the team to a championship and win it.

Then they'll just hate him more. That's why they hate him in the first place. You win a lot and a lot of people love you and a lot of people want to see you fail. The more you win, the more they resent you.

SonOfLe-loLang
05-13-2010, 04:11 PM
Then they'll just hate him more. That's why they hate him in the first place. You win a lot and a lot of people love you and a lot of people want to see you fail. The more you win, the more they resent you.

Humans can be so wonderful to each other.

baja
05-13-2010, 04:30 PM
Humans can be so wonderful to each other.

I wonder if any species besides Humans and their domestic cats indulge in cruelty and torture?

hookemhess
05-13-2010, 04:57 PM
I'd hit it.

LRtagger
05-13-2010, 05:57 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Do3ctkS2rLQ/Sy-lMngQ7HI/AAAAAAAABLc/7T45tK5qfIw/s320/bag.jpg

colonelbeef
05-13-2010, 06:13 PM
sounds like jhns. biased people are really, really hard to speak to. when someone has their mind made up already, crazy.

ps, how does a player who we gave up a 2nd 3rd and 4th (most of which was acquired in this draft by trading back) make him the biggest bust ever, more than ryan leaf, if it doesnt work? leaf required 2 first round picks among other things, and there fact of 3 picks for one player being the most since leaf is just plain false.

Having an opinion does not make you biased. It means you have an opinion. It's not that people want and hope for McDaniels to make crappy decisions, they just happen from time to time. Homer sycophants will pretend they don't exist, while others will acknowledge them for what they are.

I know that this is impossible for your tiny mind to comprehend, but I would bet that jhns loves the Broncos just as much as you do, if not more. He is just more realistic, and a lot more pessimistic (GUESS WHAT- MANY IN DENVER AND MOST OUTSIDE OF DENVER ARE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT MCDANIELS AT THIS POINT) whereas you are a bought and paid for homer.

I don't hope for Tebow to fail, I really have no idea how he will perform. I am slightly pessimistic, however. This is not a crazy position to take outside of koolaidville.

Rohirrim
05-13-2010, 07:31 PM
I wonder if any species besides Humans and their domestic cats indulge in cruelty and torture?

Have you ever seen film of orcas playing with a seal before they finish it off? Very nasty. Chimps do it too.

Ugly Duck
05-13-2010, 08:14 PM
Let's be clear, very very clear, SF has WAY hotter chicks than that one.

Here's a hint about a hot pick up spot in SF.... the Safeway grocery store in the Marina. Seriously - those babes are not there to buy carrots - if you don't look gay, you will get picked up. Probably even in a Bronco jersey... those girls are serious!

Steve Sewell
05-13-2010, 08:51 PM
Then they'll just hate him more. That's why they hate him in the first place. You win a lot and a lot of people love you and a lot of people want to see you fail. The more you win, the more they resent you.

Haha, yeah, I'm a player hater...everyone is. I HATE Peyton Manning and Tom Brady with a passion, even though they don't seem like bad guys at all. The reason? Because they win a lot and they're not Broncos. It's one of the reasons a lot of people hated on Elway when he was playing.

Archer81
05-13-2010, 08:57 PM
Here's a hint about a hot pick up spot in SF....

If it has an adams apple, think twice about it.

Makeup cannot cover up 5 o clock shadow.

It is gay if you find out it has balls and you keep going.

No woman is DTF in the back of your car in the safeway parking lot.

Check the hands. If the fingers are squared off and lack femininity, bet "Consuela" is really a trucker (sorry spider) or a fisherman from nantucket who is thinking its been too long without the warmth of another person...

Shoulderpads are out. If the chick has broad shoulders, think about it.

Shaving of the body leaves razor burn...be wary.

:Broncos:

baja
05-13-2010, 09:06 PM
Have you ever seen film of orcas playing with a seal before they finish it off? Very nasty. Chimps do it too.

Chimps eat seals???

Archer81
05-13-2010, 09:08 PM
Chimps eat seals???


No...but they do form hunting parties, and have been viewed killing and eating chimps from other groups.


:Broncos:

Lomax
05-13-2010, 09:21 PM
Have you ever seen film of orcas playing with a seal before they finish it off? Very nasty. Chimps do it too.

Chimps go the other way. They will start devouring chunks of flesh before their prey is dead.

KevinJames
05-13-2010, 09:41 PM
so much for the hot chick, title should be renamed "Tim Tebow blasted by average run of the mill whore at bar"

Killericon
05-13-2010, 09:42 PM
I wonder how hot you guys would think she is if she made fun of Jamarcus, or praised Tebow.

Cool Breeze
05-13-2010, 09:47 PM
I wonder how hot you guys would think she is if she made fun of Jamarcus, or praised Tebow.

She'd have brains too then -always a huge plus! :wave:

Cool Breeze
05-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Chimps eat seals???

Hell Yeah they do -

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fvHJkdP4fWk/S43ept8ZRCI/AAAAAAAAAkY/RShi0qvNrmw/s400/IMG_9782.jpg

Seal a meal!

watermock
05-13-2010, 09:57 PM
Bleacher Report states:
Remember that the Broncos traded three draft picks for Tebow; the most for one player in the NFL Draft since Ryan Leaf.



That is correct.

We also traded BM for second and 3rd. (assuming Fonzie was a first)

Didn't Al Davis beating us at home give you a clue?

watermock
05-13-2010, 09:59 PM
No...but they do form hunting parties, and have been viewed killing and eating chimps from other groups.


:Broncos:

Kinda like Raiders fans.

Popps
05-13-2010, 10:05 PM
That is correct.

We also traded BM for second and 3rd. (assuming Fonzie was a first)

Didn't Al Davis beating us at home give you a clue?



Uh oh. Fun's over. Grampa poopy-drawers is here.


YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

watermock
05-13-2010, 10:21 PM
No, I pissed on it, or better yet Beavis pissed on it?

We got 2 rookie wides. MAYBE 1 make a print.

Ugly Duck
05-14-2010, 12:11 AM
If it has an adams apple, think twice about it.There is an excess of actual real women available in SF.... I'll bet you can figure out why that is...

Archer81
05-14-2010, 01:14 AM
No, I pissed on it, or better yet Beavis pissed on it?

We got 2 rookie wides. MAYBE 1 make a print.


Yeah...because rookie WR's never become all-pros.

Ever.


:Broncos:

Killericon
05-14-2010, 01:34 AM
Yeah...because rookie WR's never become all-pros.

Ever.


:Broncos:

All the best WRs start out as sophomores.

hambone13
05-14-2010, 03:20 AM
First of all, she is average at best.

Secondly, her comments on how Broncos games will be prayer services b/c of Focus on the Family are absurd. Colorado Springs is like a different country compared to Denver.

Title of the blog should have been "Ignorant Comments Made by Average Looking Chick at Bar".

Title of the blog should have been "Ignorant Comments Made by Average Looking Chick at Bar focusing on her own damn team" (that she knows how many QB's are on)

hambone13
05-14-2010, 03:24 AM
That woman has no upper lip.

When she laughs, it looks like a sneer. It's scary.

I believe in the medical community they refer to that as "weak" upper lip...plenty of skin but not enough brain to make it keep her hole covered....

hambone13
05-14-2010, 03:26 AM
I wonder if any species besides Humans and their domestic cats indulge in cruelty and torture?

LOL

The species of Small Market news Casters and Yo Yo Specialists

hambone13
05-14-2010, 03:32 AM
Having an opinion does not make you biased. It means you have an opinion. It's not that people want and hope for McDaniels to make crappy decisions, they just happen from time to time. Homer sycophants will pretend they don't exist, while others will acknowledge them for what they are.

I know that this is impossible for your tiny mind to comprehend, but I would bet that jhns loves the Broncos just as much as you do, if not more. He is just more realistic, and a lot more pessimistic (GUESS WHAT- MANY IN DENVER AND MOST OUTSIDE OF DENVER ARE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT MCDANIELS AT THIS POINT) whereas you are a bought and paid for homer.

I don't hope for Tebow to fail, I really have no idea how he will perform. I am slightly pessimistic, however. This is not a crazy position to take outside of koolaidville.

TSI-Child is to busy trying to meet his monthly Fan Police Ticket quota to actually evaluate anything for himself...it's too difficult to use the search function and get 'em knocked out at a Fan Stop in one weekend. He's forced to troll the threadways with a bad cop-stache and attitude and show his ass on the live video as he shows his ignorant ass to the aware and interested.