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UberBroncoMan
05-09-2010, 05:15 PM
http://mediasuite.316networks.com/player.php?p=h3ux9u00

Interesting too... I looking into Tebow's agent.

He also represents...

Nick Saban

Phillip Rivers

and...

PEYTON HILLIS!

Mogulseeker
05-09-2010, 05:25 PM
Philip Rivers???

Hillis is gone.. let it go.

That's not a Mass. Tebow is a protestant.

UberBroncoMan
05-09-2010, 05:40 PM
Philip Rivers???

Hillis is gone.. let it go.

That's not a Mass. Tebow is a protestant.

Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?

ColoradoDarin
05-09-2010, 05:47 PM
Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?

So you're a Chief fan?

RhymesayersDU
05-09-2010, 05:50 PM
Posting in epic Tebow thread.

ColoradoDarin
05-09-2010, 05:54 PM
Posting in epic Tebow thread.

Didn't you hear, Tim's a Catholic!

(Just don't mention he gives a very standard evangelical protestant Gospel calling)

bap454
05-09-2010, 06:03 PM
wow... did u see how many times he passed the mic back and forth from hand to hand. It was so distracting I couldnt even focus on what he was saying. He was definately nervous and buckled under pressure. This is a bad oman. Tebow == bust!

denvernut1
05-09-2010, 06:06 PM
tim is christian dummys

theAPAOps5
05-09-2010, 06:09 PM
tim is christian dummys

Classic! I love when dummies (notice the correct way to spell dummies) see joke threads and come in guns blazing spraying down people with the serious! When in reality it was one dummy (again notice the correct usage of dummy) who called it Mass!

:rofl:

s0phr0syne
05-09-2010, 06:12 PM
Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?



dude, there wasn't really that much to take away from that mass. He wasted a lot of time on non-religious stuff, I mean really, WTF did the story about his agent have to do with Mother's Day?

As for the actual religious content of his talk, it just contained the generic let JC into your heart and you'll be good stuff. No offense, but really, it's not all that inspiring or novel. He's still young, and I'm sure it must be an acquired skill, so maybe he'll get better at it. I dunno. Then again, maybe the "skills" he has is all it takes because that's all I ever see televangelists saying also...

UberBroncoMan
05-09-2010, 06:31 PM
So you're a Chief fan?

You lost me.

dude, there wasn't really that much to take away from that mass. He wasted a lot of time on non-religious stuff, I mean really, WTF did the story about his agent have to do with Mother's Day?

As for the actual religious content of his talk, it just contained the generic let JC into your heart and you'll be good stuff. No offense, but really, it's not all that inspiring or novel. He's still young, and I'm sure it must be an acquired skill, so maybe he'll get better at it. I dunno. Then again, maybe the "skills" he has is all it takes because that's all I ever see televangelists saying also...

lol

ColoradoDarin
05-09-2010, 06:36 PM
You lost me.


Since you conflate denominations, it's like saying, "Broncos? Chiefs? What's the difference, they're both football."

Los Broncos
05-09-2010, 06:45 PM
Looks like Tebow is growing a neck beard, guess Orton is on his way out.

UberBroncoMan
05-09-2010, 06:52 PM
Since you conflate denominations, it's like saying, "Broncos? Chiefs? What's the difference, they're both football."

Ok, now you're talking crazy.

Looks like Tebow is growing a neck beard, guess Orton is on his way out.

Very interesting take from the video. A "sign" of things to come!

Los Broncos
05-09-2010, 06:56 PM
Ok, now you're talking crazy.



Very interesting take from the video. A "sign" of things to come!

I know, I'm terrible at that.

Archer81
05-09-2010, 07:02 PM
He's not Catholic.

And for the twit that said "hes christian dummys"...Catholics are Christian you assplug.

God bless.

:Broncos:

DukeWoody
05-09-2010, 07:12 PM
This tebow nut sack worshipping shet is becoming a fuggin
joke...

TheReverend
05-09-2010, 07:19 PM
What I learned in this thread:

Tebow is a Jew.

randomtask
05-09-2010, 07:27 PM
What I learned in this thread:

Tebow is a Jew.

So wait, he's a terrorist? ;D

TheReverend
05-09-2010, 07:29 PM
So wait, he's a terrorist? ;D

For 31 NFL franchises, yes.

AlphaOmega
05-09-2010, 07:30 PM
Didn't you hear, Tim's a Catholic!

(Just don't mention he gives a very standard evangelical protestant Gospel calling)

Today is the day of Salvation! :thumbsup:

AlphaOmega
05-09-2010, 07:32 PM
So wait, he's a terrorist? ;D

No, the Palestinians are. ask Gaff

bap454
05-09-2010, 07:39 PM
I knew this was all to good to be true. Tebow practicing on high school football fields on his own time, studying the play book every second he is awake, working on his throwing mechanics, saving babies, feeding the poor, etc...... He doesnt have time for this crap!

Mogulseeker
05-09-2010, 08:49 PM
Uberbronco man, have you heard of the protestant reformation?

I don't blame you for not knowing about it, since it did happen in the 16th century, but Luther's 90 theses really did shake up the religious institution at the time. In fact, Luther is the reason why we have different translations of the Bible today!

I realize this doesn't have anything to do with the Broncos, but considering Tebow is one of Luther's faithful followers, I'd say it does.

bowtown
05-09-2010, 08:52 PM
Eevryone just continues to convinietly ignore that Tebow tried to kill his mother.

epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2010, 09:03 PM
dude, there wasn't really that much to take away from that mass. He wasted a lot of time on non-religious stuff, I mean really, WTF did the story about his agent have to do with Mother's Day?

As for the actual religious content of his talk, it just contained the generic let JC into your heart and you'll be good stuff. No offense, but really, it's not all that inspiring or novel. He's still young, and I'm sure it must be an acquired skill, so maybe he'll get better at it. I dunno. Then again, maybe the "skills" he has is all it takes because that's all I ever see televangelists saying also...

Tim's message is spoken on the field, and its extremely powerful.

As for the public speaking...he's not a pastor, so I wouldnt expect him to set our brains alight with inspiration.

orange skier
05-09-2010, 09:40 PM
Uberbronco man, have you heard of the protestant reformation?

I don't blame you for not knowing about it, since it did happen in the 16th century, but Luther's 90 theses really did shake up the religious institution at the time. In fact, Luther is the reason why we have different translations of the Bible today!

I realize this doesn't have anything to do with the Broncos, but considering Tebow is one of Luther's faithful followers, I'd say it does.


Tebow is a member of First Baptist Church in Jack' ville, Florida.......

uplink
05-09-2010, 10:04 PM
Tebow is a member of First Baptist Church in Jack' ville, Florida.......

I wonder if he will be able to attend before the week 1 game if he dresses for the game?

epicSocialism4tw
05-09-2010, 10:14 PM
I wonder if he will be able to attend before the week 1 game if he dresses for the game?

That community loves Tebow so much that the entire church will probably show up wearing #15 Jerseys in both manners of orange and blue.

BMarsh615
05-09-2010, 10:55 PM
Am I the only one who can't get that video to work anymore?

listopencil
05-10-2010, 12:34 AM
Tebow is a member of First Baptist Church in Jack' ville, Florida.......

So is he Southern Baptist?

ColoradoDarin
05-10-2010, 06:34 AM
So is he Southern Baptist?

We just call 'em Baptists down here.

rmsanger
05-10-2010, 06:55 AM
Did he cry at the end? Did he keep pausing in between sentences like he was trying to come up with something to say only to come up with "I'm going to do whatever it takes"?

Did he have the D-bag voice where it sounds like he's wearing braces/retainer?

DenverBound
05-10-2010, 07:16 AM
Eevryone just continues to convinietly ignore that Tebow tried to kill his mother.

:spit: Thread winner!!! I can't believe so many people just passed over this little golden nugget of a post...

Kaylore
05-10-2010, 08:02 AM
What I learned in this thread:

Tebow is a Jew.

And therefore I'm a Jew.

Smiling Assassin27
05-10-2010, 08:32 AM
Uberbronco man, have you heard of the protestant reformation?

I don't blame you for not knowing about it, since it did happen in the 16th century, but Luther's 90 theses really did shake up the religious institution at the time. In fact, Luther is the reason why we have different translations of the Bible today!
I realize this doesn't have anything to do with the Broncos, but considering Tebow is one of Luther's faithful followers, I'd say it does.

do yourself a favor, don't be a history (or theology) teacher. :rofl:

Rohirrim
05-10-2010, 08:42 AM
It's Tebow! !Booya!

OABB
05-10-2010, 09:57 AM
Tebow needs to get laid badly.