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prunch
05-04-2010, 04:42 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/scouting-the-sleepers-of-the-2010-nfl-draft,17269/

Scouting The Sleepers Of The 2010 NFL Draft

Sam Bradford and Ndamukong Suh are getting all the attention, but NFL scouts look to the late rounds for hidden talent. Here are the players they should be keeping an eye on:

Devin McCourtey, CB, Rutgers: Didn't really appear on anybody's radar until he took off his shirt during the combine and his supple, sinewy muscles just glistened in the stadium lights as the sweat shimmered off his body, and his pecs—oh, my God, his pecs

Tim Tebow, QB, Florida: It cannot be 100 percent completely ruled out that he could possibly do something worthwhile in the NFL

Zane Beadles, OT, Utah: If it comes down to drafting another guy named Mike Williams or a guy named Zane Beadles, you know the general manager is going to say "**** it, let's draft Zane Beadles"

Dennis Pitta, TE, BYU: Though some consider Pitta a sleeper, he has turned several teams off by telling scouts "my blocking sucks and it always will"

Ciron Black, OT, LSU: Can fill the need of any NFL team looking for players to add to its final roster cuts

Vladimir Ducasse, OT, Massachusetts: Faced with criticism that he is too small for the NFL, plucky overachiever Ducasse has put on 475 pounds since the end of the season

Pat Grace, QB, Northern Iowa: May never start, but kicking-game experts note he has the well-rounded knees, bent back, and quick fingertips of a natural holder

Ryan Reynolds, ILB, Oklahoma: Stock skyrocketed during the bench-press segment of the NFL Combine when he accidentally dropped a 45-pound plate and crushed the skulls of the top six inside linebacker prospects

Doggcow
05-04-2010, 04:44 PM
Ducasse put on 475 lbs? WHAT THE ****?

Killericon
05-04-2010, 04:45 PM
Ducasse put on 475 lbs? WHAT THE ****?

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Tombstone RJ
05-04-2010, 04:51 PM
The Funion strikes again!

Popps
05-04-2010, 05:36 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/scouting-the-sleepers-of-the-2010-nfl-draft,17269/

Scouting The Sleepers Of The 2010 NFL Draft

Sam Bradford and Ndamukong Suh are getting all the attention, but NFL scouts look to the late rounds for hidden talent. Here are the players they should be keeping an eye on:

Devin McCourtey, CB, Rutgers: Didn't really appear on anybody's radar until he took off his shirt during the combine and his supple, sinewy muscles just glistened in the stadium lights as the sweat shimmered off his body, and his pecs—oh, my God, his pecs

Tim Tebow, QB, Florida: It cannot be 100 percent completely ruled out that he could possibly do something worthwhile in the NFL

Zane Beadles, OT, Utah: If it comes down to drafting another guy named Mike Williams or a guy named Zane Beadles, you know the general manager is going to say "**** it, let's draft Zane Beadles"

Dennis Pitta, TE, BYU: Though some consider Pitta a sleeper, he has turned several teams off by telling scouts "my blocking sucks and it always will"

Ciron Black, OT, LSU: Can fill the need of any NFL team looking for players to add to its final roster cuts

Vladimir Ducasse, OT, Massachusetts: Faced with criticism that he is too small for the NFL, plucky overachiever Ducasse has put on 475 pounds since the end of the season

Pat Grace, QB, Northern Iowa: May never start, but kicking-game experts note he has the well-rounded knees, bent back, and quick fingertips of a natural holder

Ryan Reynolds, ILB, Oklahoma: Stock skyrocketed during the bench-press segment of the NFL Combine when he accidentally dropped a 45-pound plate and crushed the skulls of the top six inside linebacker prospects

This is probably about as dependable as most pre-draft scouting reports.

Popps
05-04-2010, 05:37 PM
Good point about Beadles, though. We drafted one of the best names in the entire draft.

Golden Tate was another good name.

SonOfLe-loLang
05-04-2010, 05:48 PM
Good point about Beadles, though. We drafted one of the best names in the entire draft.

Golden Tate was another good name.

The Broncos could make some money selling Beadles' Beatles wigs or something.,

UberBroncoMan
05-04-2010, 06:19 PM
You just know that the Seahawks are going to sell Golden Taters at their games now.

Kaylore
05-04-2010, 06:40 PM
Good point about Beadles, though. We drafted one of the best names in the entire draft.

Golden Tate was another good name.

I don't care what anyone says. I'm going to pretend that this is how he was drafted.

KipCorrington25
05-04-2010, 07:36 PM
You just know that the Seahawks are going to sell Golden Taters at their games now.

I think it's Golden Taints they will be selling, it is Seattle afterall. :~ohyah!: