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mizzoutigers
05-04-2010, 06:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqtPUhYdz6M

ColoradoDarin
05-04-2010, 06:43 AM
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mizzoutigers
05-04-2010, 06:46 AM
thanks

TheReverend
05-04-2010, 06:50 AM
They should be thanking him for something exciting happening on a baseball field.

rmsanger
05-04-2010, 07:00 AM
don't tase me brah...

Baba Booey
05-04-2010, 07:34 AM
As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

OABB
05-04-2010, 07:35 AM
They should have vomited on him too.

cmhargrove
05-04-2010, 07:40 AM
Wow, that looks like fun. I would love to tase a moving target.

Maybe there is some money to be made in tase tag?

colonelbeef
05-04-2010, 07:59 AM
As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Santana officially has me worried.

NeverBeenToDenver
05-04-2010, 08:28 AM
Wish he missed and hit that damned Victorino. Let's Go Mets.

Mogulseeker
05-04-2010, 09:44 AM
they should be thanking him for something exciting happening on a baseball field.

Rep!

So true

Kaylore
05-04-2010, 09:47 AM
don't tase me brah...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iKcZ3qcCmyo/R2mQdjP8QCI/AAAAAAAADig/6TsCtUGv_Mc/s400/Don%27t+tase+me+bro.jpg

Rohirrim
05-04-2010, 09:50 AM
Man, we are one tense ****ing society.

Baba Booey
05-04-2010, 09:55 AM
Santana officially has me worried.

Yeah. At least Pelfrey has stepped up. We need both of them firing on all cylinders if we hope to go anywhere though.

BMF Bronco
05-04-2010, 09:59 AM
tazers have to be the coolest thing ever invented! See that dude's arms go instantly erect and point straight out?! HAHAHAHA!

Doggcow
05-04-2010, 12:13 PM
Apparently the kids dad told him not to run out on the field before he did too lol.

houghtam
05-04-2010, 04:44 PM
My first thought was "good God, did they have to tase him?" I mean, how many people have we had over the years run out on fields who have successfully been detained sans-tasing?

Then I got to thinking about how crazy some people are in this world...I guess if I were worth millions of dollars, I might want someone with a taser protecting me from a potential lunatic, as well.

Alas, I'm not worth that much, so I'll just have to rely on my Chuck Norris-like reflexes.:redpunch:

Smiling Assassin27
05-04-2010, 04:52 PM
If you're 17 or 18, and have to call your dad to ask if it'd be OK, it's probably a bad idea. If your dad says it's a bad idea, and you do it anyway, you're a fool. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not daring, it's stupid and dangerous in the day and time we live in. What if one of those guys chasing him blows an ACL, or suffers a stroke/heart attack chasing him? There are too many what if's that could result in bad, even catastrophic things happening to let idiots run onto the field, regardless of their intent.

Ride the lightning, little man. Penn State deserves you.

bombay
05-04-2010, 05:15 PM
Quickest, safest, and easiest way to dispose of a situation that was potentially dangerous. How can you know what's on someone's mind when they do something so monumentally stupid?

FADERPROOF
05-04-2010, 05:22 PM
My first thought was "good God, did they have to tase him?" I mean, how many people have we had over the years run out on fields who have successfully been detained sans-tasing?

Then I got to thinking about how crazy some people are in this world...I guess if I were worth millions of dollars, I might want someone with a taser protecting me from a potential lunatic, as well.

Alas, I'm not worth that much, so I'll just have to rely on my Chuck Norris-like reflexes.:redpunch:

Exactly, like that father-son combo at Comiskey Park that jumped onto the field and attacked the Kansas City Royals first base coach.

phillybroncosnut
05-04-2010, 05:25 PM
As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Mets fan? Wow, how do you mot kill yourself? LOL

phillybroncosnut
05-04-2010, 05:26 PM
Yeah. At least Pelfrey has stepped up. We need both of them firing on all cylinders if we hope to go anywhere though.

Pelfrey? LOL.... We schooled his sorry ass too

Popps
05-04-2010, 05:33 PM
Tase 'em all.

On a side note, can we please hire someone in law enforcement that isn't a fat ****?

Honestly, every time I see a chase video of any kind, it's some skinny guy running away from some tub of guts that looks like he just waddled away from a long day at the Shoney's buffet.

SportinOne
05-04-2010, 06:00 PM
probably should be a judgement call. the kid was obviously just an idiot frolicking around in the outfield rather than someone who was about to attack someone. i wouldn't have tased him i would have tracked him down like Atwater... but some people don't have that ability.

UberBroncoMan
05-04-2010, 06:04 PM
Dude... if I was security and working at that ballpark I would have ****ing bull rushed his ass Goldberg style, or done a Dawkins Wolverine leap.

Popps is right too. What the **** is with so many fat asses that work security. It's absurd.

yerner
05-04-2010, 06:05 PM
Fat cop should have been able to catch him.

Mogulseeker
05-04-2010, 06:13 PM
What if one of those guys chasing him blows an ACL, or suffers a stroke/heart attack chasing him?

If that's a possibility, they shouldn't be security guards.

Dudeskey
05-04-2010, 06:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqtPUhYdz6M

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/15/128765494385095333.jpg

iDENVER
05-04-2010, 08:00 PM
They should be thanking him for something exciting happening on a baseball field.

lmfao i was thinking it but wasnt gonna say it

theAPAOps5
05-04-2010, 08:07 PM
Some new footage has been released I think the tazer will look familiar to Broncos Fans

<a href="http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/?action=view&current=tebowtazer.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/tebowtazer.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

theAPAOps5
05-04-2010, 08:07 PM
yeah not my best chop but I still like it!

mizzoutigers
05-04-2010, 08:17 PM
Another fan just ran out on the field tonight, no tazer though

Kid A
05-04-2010, 08:19 PM
It's like a new between innings entertainment at Phillies games. The Brewers have the sausage race, Philly has the "out run the tazer" race.

iDENVER
05-04-2010, 08:24 PM
Some new footage has been released I think the tazer will look familiar to Broncos Fans

<a href="http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/?action=view&current=tebowtazer.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/tebowtazer.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

god would never do such a thing

Finger Roll
05-04-2010, 08:25 PM
looks like a watergun from that photo. It would of been funny if it was though

Atwater His Ass
05-04-2010, 09:03 PM
Meh, I was dissapointed. It looks like he dives down on purpose when he gets tased. Not the dramatic effect I had hoped for.

LRtagger
05-04-2010, 09:14 PM
It would have been way better if he froze up and fell over like those hilarious goats

_Oro_
05-04-2010, 09:25 PM
Some new footage has been released I think the tazer will look familiar to Broncos Fans

<a href="http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/?action=view&current=tebowtazer.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/tebowtazer.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

That photo is hilarious.

HEAV
05-04-2010, 09:35 PM
Some new footage has been released I think the tazer will look familiar to Broncos Fans

<a href="http://s113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/?action=view&current=tebowtazer.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/tebowtazer.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Tebow doesn't need a gun...his finger is loaded.

GoBroncos DownUnder
05-05-2010, 11:31 AM
On a side note, can we please hire someone in law enforcement that isn't a fat ****?

Honestly, every time I see a chase video of any kind, it's some skinny guy running away from some tub of guts that looks like he just waddled away from a long day at the Shoney's buffet.
The ole saying "You get what you PAY for!":wiggle:

Offer $40/hr, take the best 5 applicants, ... stop them REAL fast, Terry Tate style!:wiggle:

Circle Orange
05-05-2010, 08:01 PM
Dude probably didn't even feel the electrical charge. That's how they roll in Philly. ;D

Dudeskey
05-05-2010, 08:22 PM
Another fan just ran out on the field tonight, no tazer though

yep, not as quick as the 17 year old dude