Message in the Stars

[Old Dude]

Hypothetical situation: You are to be given the power to have one message of your choice written in stars. The message will be clearly visible from Earth, will be in any language you like, will last for one night only, and must be of twenty words or less. You will never be able to explain to people that you authored the message and you will never be found out.

What message would you have appear and why?

[alkemical]

Ohh, good thread old dude -

i'll need some time to think on that one

[Rock Chalk]

It would be in Farsi.

"If you can read this, you are going to hell."

[Old Dude]

How about:

YOU HAVE 50 YEARS TO VACATE THE PREMISES

THE MANAGEMENT

[Rock Chalk]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Thats great.

[Old Dude]

Another possibility:

Kneel Before ZOD

[Old Dude]

Or:

2 CLIPS ON THE HALL RETURN! CHRIST, WE SAW IT FROM HERE!

[alkemical]

Return to Sender

[Old Dude]

Good one.

How about:

WE CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE!

[sutoazul]

LOL... all those are great ones...

[Rock Chalk]

I've been sent to spread the message....God blessed Texas.

[Old Dude]

Your Only Chance Is Sex With Old Bronco Fans

[Old Dude]

Or

- - PLEASE INCREASE ALERT STATUS TO ORANGE - -

[Old Dude]

Just for Alec & GonzoLays:

- - BUILD MORE STRIP JOINTS AND WE WILL COME - -

[OrangeKnight]

"So how about them Broncos?"

[OrangeKnight]

or the geek in me can not resist:

"42"

[Rock Chalk]

Just for Alec & GonzoLays:

- - BUILD MORE STRIP JOINTS AND WE WILL COME - -

Better add Moonshiner to the list :)

[Rock Chalk]

Beer Is Good, Drink And Be Merry!

[Old Dude]

- - My Boss Is Gone For The Weekend --

- - Kiss Your Asses Goodbye - -

[alkemical]

867-5309

[Hogan11]

634-5789

[Hogan11]

No Deposit........No Return

[Hogan11]

In the next world...you're on your own

[Hogan11]

"Big baby Jesus I can't wait...F*** that, I can't wait"

[listopencil]

"Flat Tax"

or

"Love One Another"

or

"Don't Give Up Hope"

or

"God Is Dead"

[Rock Chalk]

everyone is going to die tomorrow

[Old Dude]

or:

THIS IS NOT GOD, BUT I'M DOING MY BEST. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE SOME EXTRA ZYPREXA?

[Hogan11]

----THE RENT IS DUE ----

or

----SMELL MY FINGER----

Ha!

[alkemical]

boobs

[Meck77]

ORANGEMANE.COM The online tailgate party that never ends :peace: !!!!!!!



I don't think the server could handle the traffic though. Check out this link. It's pictures form the Hubble. It's cool as hell since we are on the subject of starts I figured this would fit right in.
After you watch this it makes you think about how small our world really is.


http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm

[Hogan11]

How about..."The Party's over Dicknose"

or

"Lick My Sack"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[alkemical]

I am the great cornholio!

[BlackKnight420]

Let there be weed and beer for all!!!! :hooray: :woowoo:

[Hogan11]

"everything you know is wrong"

[Hogan11]

Do not pass go...do not collect $200

[Hogan11]

Why?

[Rock Chalk]

alright, who farted?

[RunByDesign]

Sorry about the Earthquake...I fell out of bed.

[Disco Man]

The stars?

[Hogan11]

People would freak if they looked up one night and saw "Leave Me Alone"

[Crow]

"Brady fumbled."

"I can see down you shirt from here."

"Car 54, where are you?"

"Attention Al Davis: PLEASE go put some pants on!"

"Attention Mike Shanahan: The check is in the mail."

[Crow]

"Who farted?"

"The World is Yours"

"Anyone down there know how to program a VCR?"

[Hogan11]

How about "I QUIT"

[baja]

No Shoes No Shirt No Service

Why Can't You All Just Get Along

No Smoking Section

[RunByDesign]

How about this:

Someone get this Hubble Telescope out of my ass.

[Rock Chalk]

Smoke Away, You Wont Live Forever

4321~ baja

[alkemical]

This space for rent

[Crow]

"Rent 'Freddie vs Jason'. You'll dig it."

[alkemical]

what a long strange trip it's been....

[Hogan11]

what a long strange trip it's been....

...or as I like to call that thing ..."What A Wrong Strange Trip It's Been"

Ha!

[Rock Chalk]

Keep it up, I'll send the floods again.

[Pezman]

I got it...

"If you lived here, you'd be home by now"

[RunByDesign]

"If you think you're gonna make it on Mars...keep dreaming."

[Crow]

"Charlie don't surf."

[alkemical]

this is pretty cool

[Rock Chalk]

Speaking of stars, here is my new telescope. All I have is the advertisement photo, havent had a chance to take a pic of it yet.

The second picture is one with some dork to show scale size. Its a 10 inch reflector with an equatorial mount and sidereal motor. Very cool, but super heavy.

[Hogan11]

"Don't F*** with the Baldies!"

[Crow]

"Bring the boys back home."

[alkemical]

"The man in black is rock n' roll"

[RunByDesign]

Have you ever looked at the stars? It's really trippy...especially on weed, man.

[alkemical]

"For a good time call..."

[Hogan11]

"Don't f*** with The Wongs"

hey, I loved "The Wanderers"...sue me.

[BlueDamsel]

"Ever coached peewee football? Job open! Apply at Network Associates Colliseum. Ask for Al"

[RunByDesign]

"Come get your rover"

[twotimes3233]

Or:

2 CLIPS ON THE HALL RETURN! CHRIST, WE SAW IT FROM HERE!


That's Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RunByDesign]

Causality.

[FADERPROOF]

"We are meteors heading straight for you!"

[RunByDesign]

"We are meteors heading straight for you!"

LOL Funny as hell and true!