View Full Version : Does McFoneco1331 Lose His Man Card?
broncocalijohn
04-28-2010, 01:42 PM
We have all read the thread http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=91297. Vote accordingly and multiple votes allowed. It is public.
Florida_Bronco
04-28-2010, 01:45 PM
Yes, although no vote is needed. He clearly violated man laws.
bronclvr
04-28-2010, 01:47 PM
I never thought of the Dortoh angle, although we all of now know who Oleg is!
As for McFoneco, I try not to call anybody names, but yes, he has lost it-he is offically pw'd-
Dukes
04-28-2010, 01:51 PM
Yes, simply for showing her the thread.
broncocalijohn
04-28-2010, 01:51 PM
I never thought of the Dortoh angle, although we all of now know who Oleg is!
As for McFoneco, I try not to call anybody names, but yes, he has lost it-he is offically pw'd-
I dont know there is one except Oleg. Oleg doesnt lie. I would like to know who the imposter onto Oleg is.
Rohirrim
04-28-2010, 02:01 PM
Well, if he goes then the Reverend has to go for that "Lobster Riding Scandal."
McFoneco should be sentenced to knocking back beer bongs until he sings like a whale.
Eldorado
04-28-2010, 02:04 PM
Follow your heart, roh.
HILife
04-28-2010, 02:07 PM
Yes, although no vote is needed. He clearly violated man laws.
http://www.filmfodder.com/pop/archives/20060609-man-law.jpg
gyldenlove
04-28-2010, 02:12 PM
I vote he does some sort of pennance and gets to keep his man card if he mends his ways, my suggestion for pennance would be:
Emulating KingNeckbeard, down a bottle of jack and sword a skank or two while refering to other men only as brosef (if they are real men) or fagbots (if they are anything other than beer swilling barbequeing Broncos fans).
TheChamp24
04-28-2010, 02:15 PM
I vote he does some sort of pennance and gets to keep his man card if he mends his ways, my suggestion for pennance would be:
Emulating KingNeckbeard, down a bottle of jack and sword a skank or two while refering to other men only as brosef (if they are real men) or fagbots (if they are anything other than beer swilling barbequeing Broncos fans).
So I need to grow a Neckbeard, get a bottle of jack, and hit up a party?
So I need to grow a Neckbeard, get a bottle of jack, and hit up a party?
Awesome if this was all a fake you are an effing genious, if it wasn't then good to see you still have a sense of humor (which may be all considering you lost the rest of your manhood). Hilarious!
underrated29
04-28-2010, 02:19 PM
poor bastage...I went through a really similiar thing. And for about 3/4 months mine was revoked or should have been. luckily for me i had no more friends to do it.
Then I totally got it back.
MCfoneco- yours is gone bud. This is how you get your manhood back-
I was drunk at a party with her. She did something that really pissed me off (cant remember what) but i was really pissed! Took her home and put it in her butt then finished it onher face. I let out a loud RRRRrrraaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrr!!! Thudded my chest a few times...:strong:.Yes.....Yes I did....I heard bells ring, and the sound of someone struming a harp and the chants from angels of eureka. A holy:sunshine: Ahhhhhh.......I earned my manhood back.
From there on out the spell was broken and I was in charge. 3 years later we slit but that was because she hooked up on drugs. You too can earn it back. For now...........
MAN CARD REVOKED!!!!
TheChamp24
04-28-2010, 02:24 PM
Okay, gotcha, you're are saying this then:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/e5hansej/stickitinherpooper.jpg
rbackfactory80
04-28-2010, 02:24 PM
Possessing a man card is no big deal these days, everyone has one. It is obvious lessons have to be learned here. Just remember this chick owes you nothing and when you follow her half way around the country and it doesn't pan out, then it will be real ugly. Fortunately your family will always be there for you.
underrated29
04-28-2010, 02:32 PM
More than that. That is simply not enough. She was like Jim carey after he meets seabass in the bathroom. Complete destruction of whippage.
UberBroncoMan
04-28-2010, 02:42 PM
McFoneco seems to be deflecting reality by making fun of himself in a playful manner in such a way that he is attempting to project he knows what he's doing when in reality all the evidence says it's over his head atm.
Perhaps you can shed some light onto why exactly you showed her the thread, and why you asked everyone for input only to reject the vast vocal majority?
Florida_Bronco
04-28-2010, 02:44 PM
MCfoneco- yours is gone bud. This is how you get your manhood back-
He only gets it back if he dumps her and begs for the forgiveness of the men of the square table. Then, we may use our discretion in reissuing him a man card pending completion of a probationary period.
Rohirrim
04-28-2010, 02:44 PM
He could just post pics. If she's super-hot, this is all cleared up and my advice sounds like genius. ;D
UberBroncoMan
04-28-2010, 02:46 PM
He could just post pics. If she's super-hot, this is all cleared up and my advice sounds like genius. ;D
That would change your advice from...
"Follow your heart."
to
"Follow your penis... which has been lassoed by a vagina."
Rohirrim
04-28-2010, 02:47 PM
That would change your advice from...
"Follow your heart."
to
"Follow your penis."
There's a difference? ???
UberBroncoMan
04-28-2010, 02:48 PM
There's a difference? ???
Fat girls get married.
Oleg Gordievsky
04-28-2010, 02:54 PM
What is this card? Is it something Oleg needing for membership in US?
This McFoneco person is dumbsky.
rbackfactory80
04-28-2010, 02:57 PM
He only gets it back if he dumps her and begs for the forgiveness of the men of the square table. Then, we may use our discretion in reissuing him a man card pending completion of a probationary period.
Florida Bronco, when did you get your man card back?
Florida_Bronco
04-28-2010, 03:10 PM
Florida Bronco, when did you get your man card back?
Never lost it. ;D
rbackfactory80
04-28-2010, 03:30 PM
Never lost it. ;D
Lucky I wasn't sitting at the conference. Gotcha:pimp:
PRBronco
04-28-2010, 03:43 PM
Yes, mostly for showing her the thread. I weep for him.
dbfan4life
04-28-2010, 04:14 PM
What is this card? Is it something Oleg needing for membership in US?
This McFoneco person is dumbsky.
Oleg has spoken. McFoneco is dumbsky! :spit:
Florida_Bronco
04-28-2010, 04:56 PM
Lucky I wasn't sitting at the conference. Gotcha:pimp:
I would have been safe anyway, considering I listened to the advice given to me. :~ohyah!:
DBroncos4life
04-28-2010, 05:06 PM
Yes, simply for showing her the thread.
Wow I bet that ended well.
Cleo McDowell
04-28-2010, 11:44 PM
McFoneco seems to be deflecting reality by making fun of himself in a playful manner in such a way that he is attempting to project he knows what he's doing when in reality all the evidence says it's over his head atm.
Perhaps you can shed some light onto why exactly you showed her the thread, and why you asked everyone for input only to reject the vast vocal majority?
This.
Jason in LA
04-29-2010, 12:45 AM
Florida Bronco, when did you get your man card back?
I was thinking that same thing. That thread was awesome! ;D
That One Guy
04-29-2010, 05:24 AM
Not sure if I remember Florida Bronco pulling a McFoneco. Anyone wanna point me in the right direction or sum it up?