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scorpio
04-27-2010, 06:24 PM
... is a Camaro.

You can't make this stuff up.


So you're selected 5th in the 2010 NFL draft. In a few months, you'll sign a contract that will guarantee you in the neighborhood of $25 million. A signing bonus will be attached. You'll be a 22 or 23 year old with more money than 99% of the world can ever dream about.

What's the first thing you're going to buy?

Well, as Jason Whitlock pointed out yesterday, Gerald McCoy walked into Radio City Music Hall wearing $100,000 in jewelry (Whitlock's estimation, not mine) while Eric Berry was busy planning to buy....

Well, the newest Camaro of course.(!)

"I just really want to get the 2010 Camaro," the newest Chief Eric Berry told reporters last night. "I love Chevy. That’ll be the first thing [I buy] maybe."

"Camarohead" has been re-defined. To be fair, Mr. Berry said he's already taken care of his Mom buying her a car.

The next move?

Finding a "nice comfortable" home in Kansas City, which shouldn't be hard since Kansas City itself is nice and comfortable.

"I’ll be done with all that and be on to training camp."

Good start, Mr. Berry.

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2010/4/23/1438578/2010-nfl-draft-whats-the-first

Man-Goblin
04-27-2010, 06:29 PM
He should get one of them nice comfortable tripple-wides.

FADERPROOF
04-27-2010, 06:30 PM
hahahahahahaha!!!! Hopefully he puts it up on blocks

Boobs McGee
04-27-2010, 06:30 PM
Permananet mullet extensions ftw.

521 1N5
04-27-2010, 06:36 PM
I like Eric Berry. Well, like (d). :(

broncosteven
04-27-2010, 06:37 PM
Is he the draft pick who admitted to doing his sister?

McDman
04-27-2010, 06:43 PM
I love Eric Berry, he's a bad ass with a great attitude.

GoBroncos84
04-27-2010, 06:45 PM
I love Eric Berry. I love Camaros. I hate the Chiefs.

Rohirrim
04-27-2010, 07:00 PM
Camaros suck. Ford is the only car to buy. My dream car:

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3232/1968_ford_mustang_gt500_fastback_eleannor.jpg

24champ
04-27-2010, 07:26 PM
Finding a "nice comfortable" home in Kansas City, which shouldn't be hard since Kansas City itself is nice and comfortable.


http://karistiansen.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/trailer-park.jpg

Irish Stout
04-27-2010, 07:32 PM
Is he the draft pick who admitted to doing his sister?

Tony Washington

Rohirrim
04-27-2010, 07:37 PM
Berry has some bucks now. He can get himself a deluxe triple wide.

http://www.integritymobilehomes.com/ListingPics/13525.jpg

Of course, the average Cheffie will think he's putting on airs.

JDB7821
04-27-2010, 07:49 PM
The new Camaro is definitely the car I would buy too, I don't blame the guy at all.

epicSocialism4tw
04-27-2010, 07:50 PM
Is he the draft pick who admitted to doing his sister?

If you 1) Have relations with your sister and 2) admit publicly to having relations with your sister, do you automatically fail the Wonderlic?

Br0nc0Buster
04-27-2010, 07:51 PM
hes in Kansas City now, he just wants to fit in

all he needs to do next is get a wife he can beat the **** out of and start a meth lab in his basement

gtown
04-27-2010, 08:04 PM
That's a sweet car. Just test drove the V8. Maybe Detroit can come back.

scorpio
04-27-2010, 08:12 PM
That's a sweet car. Just test drove the V8. Maybe Detroit can come back.

It looks like KITT with downs syndrome

Broncosfreak_56
04-27-2010, 08:21 PM
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss18/dcaver_photos/CamarosGen5/DSE_2010-camaro-003L.jpg

Pretty good looking car to me.

ludo21
04-27-2010, 08:24 PM
id buy one too if I had the money.

Chris
04-27-2010, 09:24 PM
None of the cars mentioned in this thread can turn

Ugly Duck
04-27-2010, 09:35 PM
hes in Kansas City now, he just wants to fit in

They all drive Cameros. At least in the Bay Area we drive a variety of vehicles. Nice ones, too..... we don't just jack any ol' heap that comes down the road.

JJJ
04-27-2010, 10:03 PM
None of the cars mentioned in this thread can turn

All the roads in those square states are straight.

Houshyamama
04-27-2010, 10:39 PM
He better get one of those white autopilots Will Smith had in MIB II

oubronco
04-28-2010, 06:13 AM
http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss18/dcaver_photos/CamarosGen5/DSE_2010-camaro-003L.jpg

Pretty good looking car to me.

Whats the big deal Camaro's are the hottest thing going right now and they are SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Beantown Bronco
04-28-2010, 06:28 AM
If you 1) Have relations with your sister and 2) admit publicly to having relations with your sister, do you automatically fail the Wonderlic?

Depends on whether he gave her oral or not.....it is called the wonderlic after all.

bronclvr
04-28-2010, 06:29 AM
I agree that the Camaro is very nice, but the Challenger looks pretty good too-

http://i44.tinypic.com/pp3d0.jpg

LRtagger
04-28-2010, 08:40 AM
Pfff if I had his bank and was a Chevy guy, I'd have a ZR1 parked in front of the trailer

http://www.caranddriver.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/features/09q4/2010_10best_engines_of_the_moment_-10best_cars/gallery/2010_chevrolet_corvette_zr1_photo_31/3106808-1-eng-US/2010_chevrolet_corvette_zr1_1_cd_gallery.jpg

Tombstone RJ
04-28-2010, 08:48 AM
You can get a bitch'n camaro with a 6.2L V8. Cha-ching. The only real kinda bad thing I've read about the new bitch'n camaro is that the view from the inside out stinks. Not a lot of visibility.