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nyuk nyuk
03-24-2013, 11:53 AM
You could not pay me enough to be 25 again unless of course I would retain what I know now and continue to build on that life experience.

Me, too. I wouldn't want to go through all that again.

Jason in LA
03-24-2013, 12:00 PM
Moral to the story:

Don't ever, ever, ever seek long term relationships with a crazy woman

Really dude?

nyuk nyuk
03-24-2013, 12:03 PM
Don't ever, ever, ever seek long term relationships with a crazy woman

Sorry it came out this way. I couldn't imagine there were no warning signs in there early on.

jerseyboiler120
03-24-2013, 12:45 PM
I missed this one for the first 11 pages. But at the age of 44 I've moved more times than anyone I've ever met. Long distance moves too. I've done it for work I've done it for what I thought was love. Couple thoughts:

I've had my share of women who seemed to not be able to get the right break work wise. This usually means they're not trying, and are looking ultimately to be taken care of, especially if they already have a kid.

Trying to get a job in another state is extremely difficult since the economy tanked. They won't even look at your résumé once they see its out of state; they do it want to cover any relo costs when they have literally thousands of candidates within a few miles. I've tried this one both ways and in good and bad job markets.

Lemme know if you wanna hear more.

baja
03-24-2013, 12:47 PM
plus, he would be 25 and drunk and forget what he learned in the future. ;D

I made good decisions at 25 and while there are some I would change in a heartbeat, I wouldn't want to take that chance and screw it all up. Live and learn. Only thing with the OP is he got some great advice and decided not to take it. I hope those, like Baja, realized how wrong they were when they first gave out their horrible experiences to screw this young lad up.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/search.php?searchid=107395&pp=35&page=2

DENVERDUI55
03-25-2013, 12:58 AM
IMoral to the story:
Everything happens for a reason(I have a gorgeous, wonderful, amazing daughter)
Don't ever, ever, ever seek long term relationships with a crazy woman

I thought it would be don't knock up a crazy woman.

Jason in LA
03-25-2013, 02:38 PM
I moved out to California with a girl...she stopped paying rent because she got fired, then I found out she cheated on me with a neighbor. I called a moving company to pack everything I owned the next day (all the furniture, dishes, bed set, etc..) and drove home immediately. Didn't regret the move or the experience but at a certain point you have to know when to fold your hand.

first person I called was my father when I found out...he said point blank what he would do...i followed suit and it was the best thing I ever did...no drama, no police, no fighting nothing....just a nice long cross country drive with my dog to mentally untangle myself...got home and was ready to rock 3 days laters

The thing that makes this story work so well is that there was no kid involved. So it was an easy and clean break. That's one reason why so many of us adviced the TheChamp24 not to knock this woman up. It makes for an extremely messy break up.

Tombstone RJ
03-25-2013, 02:53 PM
The thing that makes this story work so well is that there was no kid involved. So it was an easy and clean break. That's one reason why so many of us adviced the TheChamp24 not to knock this woman up. It makes for an extremely messy break up.

I don't feel like going back though this thread but didn't TheGimp24 admit that this child might not even be his? Then he refused a test to find out? Now he's saying "I have a beautiful kid, thanks to crazy woman, so it's all worth it." I'm calling BS.

This guy is playing us, but it's funny nonetheless.

Jason in LA
03-25-2013, 03:25 PM
I don't feel like going back though this thread but didn't TheGimp24 admit that this child might not even be his? Then he refused a test to find out? Now he's saying "I have a beautiful kid, thanks to crazy woman, so it's all worth it." I'm calling BS.

This guy is playing us, but it's funny nonetheless.

I'm on the fence on whether or not this story is true. I actually find it believable, but it is unbelievable that somebody would post it on the internet, and then continue to give updates. Each update makes the story even worse.

A number of us have been with crazy women who made fools out of us (not to the extent of what the OP says he went through). How many of us would give the details of how bad a woman did us?

SonOfLe-loLang
03-25-2013, 03:46 PM
I'm on the fence on whether or not this story is true. I actually find it believable, but it is unbelievable that somebody would post it on the internet, and then continue to give updates. Each update makes the story even worse.

A number of us have been with crazy women who made fools out of us (not to the extent of what the OP says he went through). How many of us would give the details of how bad a woman did us?

Its not that atypical. Putting it on the internet in this form compartmentalizes it and makes it a story that he can distance himself from. After going through that kind of thing, you need an outlet. While I, personally, wouldn't go this route, its still a relatively safe way of dealing with it.

That One Guy
03-25-2013, 04:40 PM
Front page quote you wish you didn't say! So many right and wrong.

Nothing to lose? correct except your dignity, freedom, brain, money, etc. You gain a headache, parental responsibilities all alone, debt, etc.


Great advice their Dear Abby.

You can walk up to the edge of the Grand Canyon but that doesn't mean you have to keep walking over the edge. Trusting the gut and taking a plunge into a new adventure isn't always a bad thing. You just have to not be so naive as to keep digging deeper when you realize that it wasn't the right decision.

All that said, it was definitely more fun when the pile on happened. I won't deny that, at all.

That One Guy
03-25-2013, 04:42 PM
Its not that atypical. Putting it on the internet in this form compartmentalizes it and makes it a story that he can distance himself from. After going through that kind of thing, you need an outlet. While I, personally, wouldn't go this route, its still a relatively safe way of dealing with it.

I don't think it's even that complicated. I think it's just attention whoring. Remember how many times MightySmurf came on to tell us about the poon he almost got? He and the OP became instant OM memes and were community celebrities.

Broncos_OTM
03-25-2013, 07:52 PM
Some people never see the forest through the trees

Jason in LA
03-26-2013, 02:57 PM
Actually, when I was starting on the custody case, my lawyer suggested a paternity test. Well, I looked into it, and they are, for the court acceptance, around $1,000-$1,500. I fully believe this is my daughter, I love her, she does have some resemblance to me.
Is there a chance its not mine? Yes, there is a chance. But there is more evidence pointing to its mine, than not. And upon winning the custody case, one of the things that was established was me being the child's father. My name is on the birth certificate.

That makes me cringe. A test is about $400. I'm not sure what level of testing that the courts need, but you can find out one way or the other for much cheaper than $1,000.

I'm not sure if you're afraid of the answer, but it is something that you should know. If the child isn't yours, you can still raise the child and not tell anybody that you had the test done.

SonOfLe-loLang
03-26-2013, 03:11 PM
I don't think it's even that complicated. I think it's just attention whoring. Remember how many times MightySmurf came on to tell us about the poon he almost got? He and the OP became instant OM memes and were community celebrities.

Probably a little bit of both!

Jason in LA
03-26-2013, 03:11 PM
Yeah, but are you positive she's the mother?

Damn, that was mind blowing for a second. lol

Jason in LA
03-26-2013, 03:18 PM
Nothing to lose? Just one of so many ****ed up replies given to him. You are all co-dependent at fault. So much failure and even though I gave the correct advice, maybe a few pages too late (with Jason from LA). If you don't know Leykis, married to be or not, figure out some of the rules and then you can GTFO! Leykis 100 ... google it!




Leykis 101 could have saved this guy. But he probably would not have listened to that advice. Is Leykis ever going to get back on the air?

El Minion
03-26-2013, 04:10 PM
Leykis 101 could have saved this guy. But he probably would not have listened to that advice. Is Leykis ever going to get back on the air?


Tom Leykis returns — over the Internet (http://articles.latimes.com/print/2012/jul/01/entertainment/la-ca-tom-leykis-20120701)
The shock jock, who used to be on KLSX-FM, has brought his show back online with minimal staff and resources. This could be the future of radio.

July 01, 2012|By Steve Carney, Special to the Los Angeles Times

Tom Leykis, the shock jock sidelined for more than three years after his radio station dropped talk for pop music, is infamous for persuading women to lift their tops and for coaching men to spend as little money as possible on dates. Critics dubbed him a Neanderthal. Now he's being called a revolutionary.

Silenced by the changeover at KLSX-FM (97.1) in February 2009, Leykis has resurrected his show online with a shoestring operation that he believes can take on the radio conglomerates — the latest in a cadre of stars staking out new territory for themselves.


"My job here is not to serve the corporate master. I am the corporation here," Leykis said while giving his "mission statement" on a recent show. "I reserve the right to talk about anything I find interesting."'

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After three years off the radio, Leykis has resumed his weekday show on the Internet, once considered merely the realm of amateurs and vanity programs. Now he's streaming his show free on http://www.BlowMeUpTom.com, a reference to the tradition of fans' requests that Leykis end their calls with recorded explosions, among other sound effects. He broadcasts live weekdays from 3 to 6 p.m., sometimes 7, with continuous repeats until the following day's new show.

The Internet show began April 2, and at the end of its first week, 401,180 listeners had tuned in for at least five minutes. The first month, fans tuned in from 102 countries — England, El Salvador, Uganda, Australia, the Philippines and Mexico, among others.

"It's an example of how creative talent is adapting to a new reality," said Perry Michael Simon, news, talk and sports editor at the online radio-news journal AllAccess.com. "The number of outlets they've got on traditional media have shrunk. It's wise of anybody on the talent side to be entrepreneurial."

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Behind an anonymous storefront in Burbank, with printers and auto-repair shops for neighbors, Leykis broadcasts from a small studio, dark and spare, standing at a crescent-shaped desk and still wearing his trademark dark glasses in the dim lighting. His KLSX show also aired weekday afternoons, and many fans listened while driving home during rush hour — not sitting in front of a computer. Is he simply missing out on that whole swath of his audience?

During a break, Leykis holds up an Android smartphone he'd been twirling in his hand.

"This," he said, "is a radio."

A few finger swipes, and he's turned on an application streaming radio stations and programs from around the world, with presets for his favorites — like a car radio with a global reach. He presses an on-screen button, and the current episode of "The Tom Leykis Show" starts playing. Plug that into a dashboard, and it's as if he never left the airwaves.

"This is a cultural breakthrough," said Michael Harrison, publisher of Talkers magazine, the trade journal of the talk-radio industry. "You're on the same magic box that major corporations spend millions of dollars to broadcast through. That's a revolution."

And Simon noted that what listeners care about is the content coming out of their speakers, not whether it originated from a broadcast antenna on Mt. Wilson, a satellite overhead or a cellphone tower beaming an Internet stream.

"While the traditional media are shrinking, the opportunities to get your product out there have never been greater," Simon said.

In the short term, online audiences will run smaller than those for radio, he said, but in the long run "there's a much greater upside in terms of numbers."

Leykis is by no means the first radio refugee to take his program to the Internet. Almost immediately after their station switched formats in 2009, his former KLSX colleague Adam Carolla started offering a podcast that emulated his morning show. Among others, former Air America talk host Lionel and longtime Chicago radio personality Steve Dahl podcast regularly via their own websites.

With a podcast, listeners can go to a website or iTunes and download the latest show, then listen to it at their leisure. Likewise, the hosts can produce and post the shows whenever they want and aren't required to be in front of a microphone at a studio every weekday at 3 p.m. sharp.

Leykis' streaming model, on the other hand, better simulates the live radio experience for the audience, with the interaction of callers, host and subsequent callers reacting to earlier comments.

"He's basically offering a radio show without the antenna," Simon said. With podcasts, "there's a delay that takes the communal experience out of it."

Leykis' new show is much like his old one. He gives advice to mostly male callers – who refer to him as "dad" – on how to negotiate their world of conniving gold diggers, where nice guys finish last in the dating game. During his Thursday "Leykis 101" segments, the "professor" tells women "how men really think," and tells men how to get more women, without spending money on them. But he said part of his new autonomy is to explore other, non-relationship topics – whether mocking Mike Huckabee's radio show or riffing on the anachronism of the phone book or the barbarism of the Kelly Thomas beating in Fullerton.

"Frankly, I don't think the average listener wants me to talk about the same thing all of the time," he said on-air one day. "I refuse to be a cartoon character."

Simon said it's too soon to tell whether one method will eventually win out with listeners, streaming or podcasting. Leykis is hedging his bets and also ensuring income by offering premium subscriptions for $99.99 a year, which includes on-demand access to all previous shows.

He's also selling merchandise and advertising on the air and on the website and has a dedicated link toAmazon.com, through which he gets a cut of anything purchased. He owns outright the computers, sound boards and other scant equipment he needs and works with only three other people — executive producer Gary Zabransky, engineer Art Webb and screener Dean DeMilio, all of whom return from his KLSX show.

Leykis said he will have spent about $1 million to get the show up and running and expects to make a profit by the end of the first year — more than some of the nation's biggest broadcasters can say about their bottom lines. He doesn't have the expense of an FCC license, transmitters or antennas or any debt from buying new stations.

For example, Clear Channel, which operates the nation's largest radio chain with 850 stations, had a profit of $330 million on revenue of $1.3 billion in the first quarter of this year but is saddled with nearly $20 billion in debt from a leveraged buyout in 2008.

"Now you've got these companies that are so over-leveraged," Leykis said, "they have turned the radio business into a bunch of scrap metal and homogenized formats."

KLSX had been the longtime home of Howard Stern until the "King of All Media" bolted for Sirius satellite radio in January 2006. KLSX then struggled until February 2009, when parent company CBS Radio flipped the station to the Top 40 "Amp 97.1" format it still broadcasts, which led to an immediate ratings jump.

"I didn't know what I wanted to do next," Leykis said, and for the rest of 2009 he "went to veg" on his 20-acre ranch in northern Santa Barbara County. His CBS contract paid him for three more years, so "I always had the option of not coming back. I could have stopped."

"It became apparent that anyone with a laptop and a cheap microphone was doing a podcast," he said, but few had his experience or following. He saw a chance to circumvent the traditional business model and "create a radio station without a transmitter."

He spent the next six months studying digital content, streams and podcasts. "I wanted to be one of the first to claim some of that beachfront property."

He used an e-mail list of 10,000 culled from his former show and 35,000 followers on Facebook and Twitter to spread the word about his return.

"It feels fabulous. I haven't worked this hard in 20 years," he said, keeping his hand in every aspect of the do-it-yourself radio station — even standing in line at Burbank Water and Power with a deposit check, to get utilities turned on at the studio.

"I have no time to feel like a revolutionary," Leykis said, grinning. "Someone's got to go to Costco and get paper towels."

nyuk nyuk
03-26-2013, 04:13 PM
Leykis is a mental case, and a homely ****er to boot.

Willynowei
02-03-2014, 04:52 PM
bumped because our team ****ing blew it so why the **** not?

Also, I'd like to know. Was a DNA test ever done to confirm fatherhood?

McDman
05-10-2014, 08:38 PM
It's been just over 4 years since this gem.

Dedhed
05-10-2014, 08:46 PM
It's been just over 4 years since this gem.

This fact makes me feel old,

McDman
05-10-2014, 09:20 PM
This fact makes me feel old,

It is quite depressing.

Dedhed
05-10-2014, 09:25 PM
It is quite depressing.

Well, at least we can read a few pages of this thread to remind us that things can always be worse. I feel better already.

stopgap
05-10-2014, 10:40 PM
Well, I read the full thread for once. For some reason I always stayed away from it.

My question is not related but it was brought up. What's the story behind this ongoing 'Ghostbusters' joke?

DomCasual
05-10-2014, 10:48 PM
Well, I read the full thread for once. For some reason I always stayed away from it.

My question is not related but it was brought up. What's the story behind this ongoing 'Ghostbusters' joke?

And, a follow-up.

Why is it said that, "The child enters the theater to watch Ghostbusters; but when he exits, the door opens straight onto Crack Alley?"

stopgap
05-10-2014, 10:53 PM
And, a follow-up.

Why is it said that, "The child enters the theater to watch Ghostbusters; but when he exits, the door opens straight onto Crack Alley?"

I know I am not up to speed obviously. I am still lost and just wanted a quick summary so I can feel like part of the team. ;)

Archer81
05-10-2014, 11:22 PM
Well, I read the full thread for once. For some reason I always stayed away from it.

My question is not related but it was brought up. What's the story behind this ongoing 'Ghostbusters' joke?


A poster believed (seriously) that Ghostbusters was a horrible thing to show children under the age of 10.

Mockery rightfully ensued.


:Broncos:

McDman
05-11-2014, 05:10 AM
I know I am not up to speed obviously. I am still lost and just wanted a quick summary so I can feel like part of the team. ;)

He let someone watch hia kid and when he picked them up the kid had been allowed to watch Ghostbusters. He came on here venting about how irresponsible it was and got blasted for it.

Drunk Monkey
05-11-2014, 05:28 AM
And, a follow-up.

Why is it said that, "The child enters the theater to watch Ghostbusters; but when he exits, the door opens straight onto Crack Alley?"

Meth Alley

rugbythug
05-11-2014, 05:55 AM
A poster believed (seriously) that Ghostbusters was a horrible thing to show children under the age of 10.

Mockery rightfully ensued.


:Broncos:

He is only 8 now. I think he was 4 at the time.

R8R H8R
05-11-2014, 09:04 AM
Just finished entire thread. I can't believe I waited 4 years to read it in full. Epic thread, and I wish I had gotten in on it on day one. And I can almost believe it too, because p***y is one hell of a drug.

Well, all but one part. The allegations by the step-daughter to the day care center is a bit over the top. That part of the story gives me pause on the whole thing. But an entertaining read, nonetheless, even if not true.

But I do have a question: was it ever established who rockpapersissors is/was?

Somebody ruled out HotRod. Any other guesses out there?

Hamrob
05-11-2014, 10:00 AM
I'm with Rev on this one. Break up. Put your chin up and don't look back.

Find someone who is also college educated and shares the same goals as you do.

Then, do some research and figure out where you want to live.

Look, if you're in a relationship, it has to be a give and take thing where you can each count on the other...not be one sided.

ShiftyEyedWaterboy
05-11-2014, 10:22 AM
Love the people posting like this thread was started this morning LOL

ZONA
05-11-2014, 10:24 AM
This bump was a very stupid idea. Let it die already and move on.

McDman
05-11-2014, 10:41 AM
I'm with Rev on this one. Break up. Put your chin up and don't look back.

Find someone who is also college educated and shares the same goals as you do.

Then, do some research and figure out where you want to live.

Look, if you're in a relationship, it has to be a give and take thing where you can each count on the other...not be one sided.

Little late to the party.

McDman
05-11-2014, 10:42 AM
This bump was a very stupid idea. Let it die already and move on.

Go listen to your classic rock Gary Wright albums.

ZONA
05-11-2014, 10:46 AM
Go listen to your classic rock Gary Wright albums.

You bumped it just because it's about 4 years old. Who f'n cares. Rule of thumb , there should be some decent reason why to bump threads. Not just because it's "old" and you think we all need to be reminded of it.

McDman
05-11-2014, 10:58 AM
You bumped it just because it's about 4 years old. Who f'n cares. Rule of thumb , there should be some decent reason why to bump threads. Not just because it's "old" and you think we all need to be reminded of it.

And yet you took the time to respond not once but twice. Is the thread taking up too much space on your monitor? Why click on it?

DomCasual
05-11-2014, 11:16 AM
Meth Alley

Shoot. You're right. That could have spelled disaster!

cutthemdown
05-11-2014, 11:20 AM
And yet you took the time to respond not once but twice. Is the thread taking up too much space on your monitor? Why click on it?

Sometimes the board trips out and posters start policing **** all over the place. It's a strange place you never know when people will make fun of a plane crash or get pissed because someone made an off color joke.

You don't know when people will get upset over a thread bump and think it's funny, or come on the thread and post why are you idiots bumping this thread.

Or sometimes a person posts a non football thread in season and it's ok, other times you just ruined the football purity of the temple of orange.

Thats why you just have to call them pussies and move on. ROFL!

baja
05-11-2014, 11:26 AM
Sometimes the board trips out and posters start policing **** all over the place. It's a strange place you never know when people will make fun of a plane crash or get pissed because someone made an off color joke.

You don't know when people will get upset over a thread bump and think it's funny, or come on the thread and post why are you idiots bumping this thread.

Or sometimes a person posts a non football thread in season and it's ok, other times you just ruined the football purity of the temple of orange.

Thats why you just have to call them pussies and move on. ROFL!

The first three posts determine the direction and flavor of the thread at least initially, in a long thread it will weave and bend like the great Mississippi.

JCMElway
05-11-2014, 01:53 PM
In before page 36!

How did I miss this thread anyway?

Bronc0guy
05-11-2014, 02:09 PM
I just finished reading this whole thread. Why isn't it in the ROF?

oubronco
05-11-2014, 02:10 PM
Pussy is a powerful drug

RockPaperSissors
05-11-2014, 02:23 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

rugbythug
05-11-2014, 02:47 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

If it was so easy to ruin someones life I would do it more often.

ShiftyEyedWaterboy
05-11-2014, 02:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/V78WCg5.gif

McDman
05-11-2014, 03:10 PM
I just finished reading this whole thread. Why isn't it in the ROF?

No idea. It is just so good.

Miss I.
05-11-2014, 03:22 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

Okay so which one of the OM members is this? Because after a quick scan of "her" old posts it made me realize two things:
1. I posted some really stupid things in here, but at least I didn't run off to Myrtle Beach with some crazy person.
2. This poster knew more about some of the posters than a person new to the OM would have so it smells of an alternate account.

Plus couple that with "her" coincidental reemergence after someone bumped it, I am a bit suspicious. I know it's off season, but if you guy are that bored I could start a new thread and ask you for advice on meeting the right guy. That surely couldn't go wrong, could it?

Jason in LA
05-11-2014, 03:33 PM
Yes, this thread is so back on!!!!

Jason in LA
05-11-2014, 03:34 PM
Real story or not, I'd like an update!

theAPAOps5
05-11-2014, 03:38 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

Based on this thread, none of us are worried!

DBroncos4life
05-11-2014, 03:47 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

Why do I get the feeling you spread the love of STD's every time you open your legs?

McDman
05-11-2014, 03:57 PM
Okay so which one of the OM members is this? Because after a quick scan of "her" old posts it made me realize two things:
1. I posted some really stupid things in here, but at least I didn't run off to Myrtle Beach with some crazy person.
2. This poster knew more about some of the posters than a person new to the OM would have so it smells of an alternate account.

Plus couple that with "her" coincidental reemergence after someone bumped it, I am a bit suspicious. I know it's off season, but if you guy are that bored I could start a new thread and ask you for advice on meeting the right guy. That surely couldn't go wrong, could it?

That's probably someone who has already posted in this thread recently.

I'll give you some great advice on meeting guys. Move back to the states and meet a real bearded man. Screw the chavs!

OBF1
05-11-2014, 04:04 PM
When is the draft again?

TheChamp24
05-11-2014, 04:19 PM
Real story or not, I'd like an update!

Sure thing, bro.

I've got a good job going at the moment, my daughter is 2 1/2 and I've taught her to say "Go Broncos", "Omaha", "Touchdown" and "Hurry Hurry". She's an amazing little girl.

Haven't seen the mother since she handed me over our daughter when I fought for custody. Every now and then there is some communication. She's homeless at the moment, not really sure where she is, last I knew she was in Virginia.

R8R H8R
05-11-2014, 04:22 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

I don't know if you're a troll or a tramp. But get your low-life off this fine thread. Don't you have a WalMart or something to drop a kid off like a pair of worn out sneakers? GTFO!

McDman
05-11-2014, 04:36 PM
Sure thing, bro.

I've got a good job going at the moment, my daughter is 2 1/2 and I've taught her to say "Go Broncos", "Omaha", "Touchdown" and "Hurry Hurry". She's an amazing little girl.

Haven't seen the mother since she handed me over our daughter when I fought for custody. Every now and then there is some communication. She's homeless at the moment, not really sure where she is, last I knew she was in Virginia.

I love that you got full custody. So I'm assuming you took the paternity test?

JCMElway
05-11-2014, 04:44 PM
I don't know if you're a troll or a tramp. But get your low-life off this fine thread. Don't you have a WalMart or something to drop a kid off like a pair of worn out sneakers? GTFO!

People. RPS is obviously a dupe account meant to stir up trouble and keep the drama going. Have none of you played Survivor?

R8R H8R
05-11-2014, 04:50 PM
People. RPS is obviously a dupe account meant to stir up trouble and keep the drama going. Have none of you played Survivor?

No, but it is fun to play along with this one. Is it Bob?

Cito Pelon
05-11-2014, 05:11 PM
Yes, this thread is so back on!!!!

More interesting than Western Water Law. Or maybe not. Nah, it's not.

iforgotmypassword
05-11-2014, 05:21 PM
Finally took the time to read it. Mother of god. Somebody needs to take thechamp24's and Rev's posts and get this thing viral.

The world needs to know that this occurred.

R8R H8R
05-11-2014, 05:35 PM
Finally took the time to read it. Mother of god. Somebody needs to take thechamp24's and Rev's posts and get this thing viral.

The world needs to know that this occurred.

It does, believe me, it does.

Archer81
05-11-2014, 05:53 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.


The real source of drug resistant syphilis. Good work. You have ruined sex for all of us.


:Broncos:

Archer81
05-11-2014, 05:54 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.


Any particular reason you have the same IP as a certain expatriate poster?


:Broncos:

McDman
05-11-2014, 06:15 PM
Any particular reason you have the same IP as a certain expatriate poster?


:Broncos:

Haha, which poster is it?

DBroncos4life
05-11-2014, 06:37 PM
Haha, which poster is it?

baja

McDman
05-11-2014, 06:38 PM
baja

Crazy old coot.

ZONA
05-11-2014, 08:45 PM
Sometimes the board trips out and posters start policing **** all over the place. It's a strange place you never know when people will make fun of a plane crash or get pissed because someone made an off color joke.

You don't know when people will get upset over a thread bump and think it's funny, or come on the thread and post why are you idiots bumping this thread.

Or sometimes a person posts a non football thread in season and it's ok, other times you just ruined the football purity of the temple of orange.

Thats why you just have to call them pussies and move on. ROFL!

I do it for the common good. I must save you from yourself.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee264/dlosta/threadpolice.gif

theAPAOps5
05-11-2014, 08:52 PM
Any particular reason you have the same IP as a certain expatriate poster?


:Broncos:

I don't trust the IP System. You once accused me of having a dupe account and I never once have created one.

spdirty
05-11-2014, 09:19 PM
You ass munchers ruined my life with your lawn chair advise. I get an email every time you post here and I will see you at a tailgate and you won't like it. Sex and love are not always the same thing . remember that next time you ruin someones life.

I could have a job lined out for you in the future. Not quite myrtle beach and not sure if you'd qualify since we will have our girls tested for stds, but you will be welcome to apply if you want.

R8R H8R
05-11-2014, 09:29 PM
Sure thing, bro.

I've got a good job going at the moment, my daughter is 2 1/2 and I've taught her to say "Go Broncos", "Omaha", "Touchdown" and "Hurry Hurry". She's an amazing little girl.

Haven't seen the mother since she handed me over our daughter when I fought for custody. Every now and then there is some communication. She's homeless at the moment, not really sure where she is, last I knew she was in Virginia.

Take care of your little girl, and good luck to you.

broncocalijohn
05-12-2014, 10:01 PM
And, a follow-up.

Why is it said that, "The child enters the theater to watch Ghostbusters; but when he exits, the door opens straight onto Crack Alley?"

That is Meth Alley Dom. Get your OMane jokes in order.

broncocalijohn
05-12-2014, 10:08 PM
This bump was a very stupid idea. Let it die already and move on.

Says a poster that gave bad advice to the OP?